MFW neighbors wont turn down music. most of the time its non stop funk. Tu" Ha. It's England. All he'd have to do was flash a butter knife. Just please shut the fuck up
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User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2014) [-]
It's England. All he'd have to do was flash a butter knife.
#15 to #1 - pebar (03/27/2014) [-]
Is it true that they're trying to ban pointy tip kitchen knives so you can't stab people?
User avatar #25 to #1 - flnonymousseven (03/27/2014) [-]
freedumfag here, so what is the deal with knives in england? I keep hearing jokes like this. I heard you guys can't have guns but was there an issue with knives or something?
User avatar #36 to #25 - wimwam ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
I'll bite. The joke is that they are so strict on firearms, they would get in trouble for having a knife.
User avatar #39 to #36 - commontroll (03/27/2014) [-]
No, they've actually started charging for stupid **** like having butter knives and **** .
User avatar #40 to #39 - wimwam ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
There must be more to the story if that's true. Any link you could provide?
User avatar #41 to #40 - commontroll (03/27/2014) [-]
This is what I've been told. I know they already have been cracking down on regular pocket knives and such like crazy, and I'm sure some idiot immigrant from the Middle East stabbed somebody with a sharpened butterknife. I know they're already considering banning people carrying anything that could be used to stab somebody unless they need it for work and they're going to work.
User avatar #38 to #36 - flnonymousseven (03/27/2014) [-]
oh haha, okay. I was wondering if there was more to it than that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hisatsuseagull (03/27/2014) [-]
So true..
#7 to #1 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
Or throw teabags into the ocean.
#9 to #7 - DisgruntledTomato (03/27/2014) [-]
We would call the queen for that you anti-monarchical ****
User avatar #37 to #7 - blademontane (03/27/2014) [-]
There are some lines a British man cannot cross, and that is one of them.
#8 - agrofenlas (03/27/2014) [-]
**agrofenlas rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4 Part 4 ** What I use to get the cops attention.
#3 - SaraAppears (03/27/2014) [-]
Yes, that's the best way to call the cops
Yes, that's the best way to call the cops
#23 - mankey (03/27/2014) [-]
Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose!....... I said, I have just murdered a man, and I wish to confess!
Hello? I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose!....... I said, I have just murdered a man, and I wish to confess!
#24 to #23 - dogziller (03/27/2014) [-]
aaaw 			****		 last action hero right?
aaaw **** last action hero right?
#30 to #24 - mankey (03/27/2014) [-]
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#50 to #30 - timetolift (03/27/2014) [-]
Look familiar?
User avatar #32 to #30 - dogziller (03/27/2014) [-]
that movie was awesome. just...awesome.
#31 to #24 - doctorstein (03/27/2014) [-]
**doctorstein rolled a random image posted in comment #509 at For FunnyJunk ** Sauce on the gif?
#34 to #31 - dogziller (03/27/2014) [-]
gbf aka gundam buildfighters. sexy in parts and awesome in others. have a gif from the series   
 gundam penis laser
gbf aka gundam buildfighters. sexy in parts and awesome in others. have a gif from the series
gundam penis laser
#29 to #24 - wizardfist (03/27/2014) [-]
yes, awesome movie
yes, awesome movie
#13 - DarkLogic (03/27/2014) [-]
MFW I've been there

(im the guy)
User avatar #20 to #13 - newmapsofhell (03/27/2014) [-]
>(im the guy)

How can I be sure you're telling the truth?
#14 to #13 - DarkLogic (03/27/2014) [-]
Also this
User avatar #19 to #13 - thehornedking (03/27/2014) [-]
Which one is the guy?
#56 to #19 - DarkLogic (03/28/2014) [-]
Clarification: Red hair is the girl
#42 - finblob (03/27/2014) [-]
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#22 - fzbarbeque (03/27/2014) [-]
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#21 - acedamon (03/27/2014) [-]
**acedamon rolled a random image posted in comment #899032 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** How I call the police.
**acedamon rolled a random image posted in comment #899032 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** How I call the police.
#26 to #21 - dogziller (03/27/2014) [-]
you start a giant robot fight?
you start a giant robot fight?
#4 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2014) [-]
How to call the cops in the Middle East...
How to call the cops in the Middle East...
#16 to #4 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
you try to hard
#11 - nagafever (03/27/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #324 at Cutest Pet Picture Submission ** american sherlock best sherlock
#28 to #27 - nagafever (03/27/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #874091 at Friendly ** u gonna blame me for not liking the brits retarded accent and the brits velociraptor-looking sherlock?
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #874091 at Friendly ** u gonna blame me for not liking the brits retarded accent and the brits velociraptor-looking sherlock?
#33 to #28 - willcutting (03/27/2014) [-]
Are you kidding ? Johnny Lee Miller IS english, he has a british accent ! Plus JOAN WATSON ? Are you serious ?! I like Lucy Liu but Watson is, had been and will always be a man. And the personnality of the British Sherlock is a thousand time more interesting. I chose Sherlock over Elementary any day.

If you are talking about the movies with Robert Doney Jr. then I have nothing against it.
#44 to #33 - nagafever (03/27/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #1386 at Hottest Guys on FJ ** i have no idea what you're even talking about, but i'm talking about RDJ
#46 to #44 - willcutting (03/27/2014) [-]
**willcutting rolled a random image posted in comment #851323 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Oh, then my bad. I tought you were talking about Elementary which is serie about Sherlock but from the USA. About Robert Doney Jr. well I like them both as much.
User avatar #53 to #46 - fuckingtrolls (03/27/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #54 to #53 - willcutting (03/27/2014) [-]
Wut ?
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckingtrolls (03/27/2014) [-]
It's an australium minigun.
User avatar #52 - thetom (03/27/2014) [-]
nonstop funk? and you're complaining?
#51 - nibbero (03/27/2014) [-]
MFW people won't turn down their music.
MFW people won't turn down their music.
#49 - emberstar (03/27/2014) [-]
One of my favorite quotes.   
   
Along with "He's cluing for looks."
One of my favorite quotes.

Along with "He's cluing for looks."
#18 - notsolonleyisland (03/27/2014) [-]
**notsolonleyisland rolled a random image posted in comment #857899 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** how i call the police
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#6 - cdsams (03/27/2014) [-]
**cdsams rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Pinkie Time ** How I call the cops
#5 - drekker (03/27/2014) [-]
**drekker rolled a random image posted in comment #1552 at Cutest Pet Picture Submission ** how they call cops in America
User avatar #12 to #5 - brrigg (03/27/2014) [-]
ha, we don't call the cops, we just open fire.
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