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User avatar #15 - chokinandtokin (07/12/2014) [-]
Why are they covered in semen in the first panel?
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User avatar #90 to #31 - deathspawn (07/12/2014) [-]
yeah you got the ********* color text award congrats
User avatar #181 to #90 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
have a cry
i guess you didnt see those few people with that really dark text you need to select it to see it
#43 to #15 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
because that is what is rap all about
because that is what is rap all about
User avatar #67 to #15 - beatmasterz (07/12/2014) [-]
That's how good his music is.
#18 to #15 - Weekendman (07/12/2014) [-]
He ran out of Spaghetti.
User avatar #22 to #18 - foxlift (07/12/2014) [-]
Mom better get some more spaghetti.
#6 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #6 - nustix (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not really well known with DJ's at all and I know who that is he is 9th best Dj of the world, but that might be because I'm Dutch.
#78 to #64 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
9th best DJ according to who? some magazine?
User avatar #80 to #78 - nustix (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes by DJmag which is widely regarded as "the list". It is made by comparing top 10 lists of all the people who vote so that's pretty fair I would say. And I'm not biased at all because 6 out of the top 10 dj's are Dutch.
#82 to #6 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]

This would've been funnier if the song "who" was made by afrojack
User avatar #13 to #6 - angelodlt (07/12/2014) [-]
Wait was that in the second movie or ?
User avatar #23 to #13 - deerdevil ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
No. Will Ferrell went around as Ron Burgundy and went on talk shows and news stations, talked to a bunch of famous people, pretty much just doing advertisement for Anchorman 2.
#5 - nagasadow (07/11/2014) [-]
Best eminem
User avatar #114 to #5 - reggaemortis (07/12/2014) [-]
Personally I like the blue ones best
#49 to #5 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Slim Shady*
Slim Shady*
#187 to #49 - anon (07/17/2014) [-]
so nostalgic!
User avatar #3 - guylongname (07/11/2014) [-]
They look like they're sweating so it makes it look more intense
User avatar #4 to #3 - futaprincess (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah... "sweat"
User avatar #34 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
Roses are *****
Violents are *****
I'm Lil Wayne
***** ***** *****

~Lil Wayne yong moolah babey

the only person who can make a song out of the word *****
User avatar #129 to #34 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
oh wow friend I don't want you to be misled

Tie My Hands - Lil Wayne ft. Robin Thicke
User avatar #131 to #34 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
cause really, it seems like you've been brainwashed by the "lil wayne hate" bandwaggon
Lil Wayne - No Quitter, Go Getter
User avatar #133 to #131 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
Kolovrat (Коловрат) - Nazi Ska (People Haters) with lyrics
top lel
User avatar #135 to #133 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
you know it just seems like brainless conforming when you say stuff like that and obviously havent listened to a Lil Wayne song (except for maybe something on the radio)
that joke would be funny if it were true
User avatar #136 to #135 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
ive listened to it since my friends used to constantly listen to it around me

it dont make sense

Shoot on Sight-Боль (Eng/Srb Lyrics)
User avatar #137 to #136 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
it really depends on what songs, because hes greatly decreased since his beginnings
User avatar #138 to #137 - volksunion (07/12/2014) [-]
still dont like it
User avatar #140 to #138 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing's for everyone
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User avatar #37 - warioteam (07/12/2014) [-]
jesus christ it looks like they are covered in saran wrap
User avatar #36 - PubLandlord (07/12/2014) [-]
seeing eminem tonight at wembely
#40 to #36 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I saw him last night, really amazing. The supporting acts were great too.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ibashfunnyjunk (07/12/2014) [-]
oops forgot to log in
User avatar #42 to #41 - PubLandlord (07/12/2014) [-]
what was the sound quality like, saw some people saying there was too much bass
User avatar #180 to #42 - ibashfunnyjunk (07/12/2014) [-]
I was in the gold circle and the bass was really high, you could feel the vibrations if you put a hand to you're throat and my ears were ringing. The first supporting act, Danny Brown, had the bass so high you couldn't even hear him rap. OFWGTKA had the bass fairly high too but you could still hear them rap. Eminem's bass was alot lower but it was still pretty high. Obviously the further away you are the better the sound quality is but I was lucky enough to be really close to the stage so it was sometimes hard to hear the rapping. Dr Dre supported to so he'll probably be there tonight too.
User avatar #60 to #42 - niimajneb ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
My friend went to see him yesterday I think. Here's a video he took. Literally all you can hear is the bass. instagram.com/p/qU_nO5RKTQ/
User avatar #84 to #36 - astabiebzlulu ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
lucky you
#50 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Get ****** , Li'l Wayne.
User avatar #7 - mrwillje (07/11/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't like him at all?
User avatar #63 to #7 - whiplasher (07/12/2014) [-]
Dunno, man. I'm a metalhead, and I don't stray much out of metal. But I enjoy his songs, because they're not only catchy, but the lyrics are very well done too.
User avatar #9 to #7 - gemleonn (07/12/2014) [-]
Nope. You, Benzino, Ja Rule, and ICP
User avatar #33 to #7 - StareHitler (07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - trollzoll (07/11/2014) [-]
You and juggalos.
User avatar #48 to #7 - supermunchkin (07/12/2014) [-]
no i think hes trash and rap is my favorite genre
User avatar #113 to #48 - lowlifescarecrow ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Most genuine rap fans don't think he's all that good.
User avatar #11 to #7 - mrnaanbread (07/12/2014) [-]
He's good, but ridiculously overrated.
User avatar #27 to #7 - destinedsoup (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes, you are. Everyone else in the world including unborn babbies love eminem.
User avatar #39 to #27 - dertuik (07/12/2014) [-]
love you
User avatar #28 to #7 - deathleprechaun (07/12/2014) [-]
#103 - nyanturtwig (07/12/2014) [-]
Based God out of 			*******		 nowhere
Based God out of ******* nowhere
User avatar #35 - bitchplzzz (07/12/2014) [-]
To be fair, Lil Wayne does have a couple of clever lines

... that being said he needs to quit rap already
#46 to #35 - hereforthelinks (07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, I really like how he makes gentleman of color ryme with... well anything?
#47 to #46 - hereforthelinks (07/12/2014) [-]
Lol, writing n,igger changes it into gentleman of color
User avatar #86 to #77 - misticalz (07/12/2014) [-]
what song is that.
the em one
#89 to #86 - MrJizzy (07/12/2014) [-]
Fack by Eminem
User avatar #91 to #89 - misticalz (07/12/2014) [-]
#116 to #77 - bobbysnobby (07/12/2014) [-]
Lets take the best stanza by Little Wang and compare it to the worst line from Eminem I can find.
User avatar #177 to #116 - inquisition (07/12/2014) [-]
The picture is satirical of similar pictures that take the piss out of Lil Wayne and other rappers, because everyone loves to circlejerk over Eminem.
User avatar #148 to #116 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
>worst line by Eminem
your wrong there
User avatar #151 to #148 - mugiwaraluffy (07/12/2014) [-]
hes making fun of the pic...

User avatar #153 to #151 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
No **** sherlock
User avatar #158 to #153 - mugiwaraluffy (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow okay sheesh.

And yes some rappers do have some "worst lines" even eminem or what they call him.
User avatar #162 to #158 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
I was trying to joke and say that was one of Eminem's best lines
User avatar #149 to #148 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
**** off my big tittied mommy with your ****** word filters
User avatar #124 to #116 - onceman (07/12/2014) [-]
Funny cause that "best stanza" is from one of Wayne's worser albums, like literally that came out way past his prime, like WAY past it.
But I know what your saying it, I first saw that picture in a post that did the same thing but vise versa and that I believe is why the picture in the post by inquisition was made
User avatar #105 to #77 - TATTYBOJANGLES (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't mean to suck Eminem's dick here, but the difference is that when he makes songs with ridiculous lyrics like this, it's purposefully and it fits his weird sense of humor.
User avatar #102 - TATTYBOJANGLES (07/12/2014) [-]
See the thing about Eminem is that people assume that hes a human but he struggles to get it through to people that he's actually super-human. He's innovative, but also made of rubber so that anything you say is likely to ricochet off him and will in fact, glue to you. Also, he's devastating. And now more than ever, demonstrating how to give a ************* audience the feeling of levitation. He's never fading, likely because he knows that the people who think little of him are waiting for an occasion where they would be able to say that he "fell off" which would cause celebration among them. He does in fact, know how to get those who wish to belittle his accomplishments, motivated, and holds the belief that the music he makes is elevating, while his competitors creations are merely tunes worthy of playing inside elevators.
#122 to #102 - eleganttotality (07/12/2014) [-]
He's too mainstream
User avatar #123 to #122 - idontlikebacon (07/12/2014) [-]
It's not hip-hop, it's pop.
User avatar #147 to #123 - aldothenazi (07/12/2014) [-]
I always asumed that the they thought they were so hip when they were hopping up and down that thats where its from, so it would make sense to make it to pop-hop imo.
User avatar #146 to #123 - aldothenazi (07/12/2014) [-]
Could it be called Pop-Hop?
User avatar #157 to #146 - idontlikebacon (07/12/2014) [-]
Well. it's a good assumption, i'll admit.
User avatar #53 - vwanyama (07/12/2014) [-]
K-Rino is my favourite rapper.

I used to like Eminem but all the cheesy, gimmicky **** he done was terrible.
#1 - hoodrh (07/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #144 - thatguycrow (07/12/2014) [-]
Eminem - Not Afraid, Stan, Forever & Interview Live @ La Musicale sur Canal Source (in french), the image was taken from around 8:20 in the video. Of course, he never actually said that. This is a real 9gag level post right here, and it has over 900 toes

****** hell, I feel ashamed to be on this site sometimes.
User avatar #141 - tommytwobyfour (07/12/2014) [-]
And I thought God sent him to piss the world off?
#99 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't think Eminem is the best rapper any more. I believe people like Tech N9ne, Aesop Rock, Busdriver, Watsky, etc. are better than Eminem in every way. Don't get me wrong, Eminem isn't bad, but people really need to get off his dick.
User avatar #152 to #99 - thetylerm (07/12/2014) [-]
you are a total fag haha those are some of the worst, most unknown rappers alive
User avatar #100 to #99 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Also, who the **** is saying Lil Wayne was sent by god to teach people how to rap? There were better people before him, there will be afterwards.
User avatar #118 to #100 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you could say that the beastie boys are better than him -_-
Wayne is just a man with a lot of money and terrible lyricism that enjoys being a sterotypical black man.
He loves that ******* purple drank doesn't he?
User avatar #120 to #118 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Exactly. There's tons of people better than him, so I'm just wondering who is saying that?
User avatar #126 to #120 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
Macklemore   Otherside remix ft fences Lyrics
Macklemore. Mack mentions wayne a few times and such.
Quote just in case you can't view video if your on a crappy mobile device
This is not Californication
There's no way to glorify this pavement
Syrup, Percocet, and an eighth a day will leave you broke, depressed, and emotionally vacant
Despite how Lil Wayne lives
It's not conducive to being creative
And I know 'cause he's my favorite
And I know 'cause I was off that same mix
Rationalize the **** that I'd try after I listen to dedication
But he's an alien, I'd sip that **** , pass out or play Playstation
Months later I'm in the same place
No music made, feeling like a failure
You can pick it apart how you wish.
and usually when you do syru you mix it with kool aide or drink alike. There's more if you read the lyrics and such.
User avatar #128 to #126 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Isn't he saying that Lil Wayne is able to make music by using drugs? He's not saying that Lil Wayne was sent by god to teach people how to rap.
User avatar #130 to #128 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
I think I misunderstood what you meant in you're last comment. I'm sorry
but if you look back at my comment and you're reply, I'm sure you can figure out why there was a slight mis-communication.
User avatar #132 to #130 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Ahh, yeah I can see where the miscommunication came from. My bad. But still, I don't think anyone thinls wayne was sent by god.
User avatar #134 to #132 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
I obviously don't and nobody has ever said he was. that was notable or literate..
User avatar #107 to #99 - welfarekid (07/12/2014) [-]
Uh, I think Tech N9ne is acceptable but not nearly the best. Same with Hopsin and Tyler The Creator. I think Eminem and Kendrick Lamar are the best
User avatar #112 to #107 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Hopsin is alright, Tyler sucks. And how is Tech not better? People praise Eminem for rap god, but Tech goes that fast in SO many other songs. Tech is a damn good story-teller, his flow and speed are impeccable, and his work ethic? Eminem doesn;t even come close. Tech runs his own label, puts out at least an LP or something every year, is touring CONSTANTLY, and all while being an independent label. Same with Watsky and Busdriver, except even they don't come close to Tech's work ethic either. Aesop CAN rap fast, but he doesn't. Instead, he focuses on making his lyrics and message top notch, much more than Eminem.

Like I said, Eminem isn't bad, but he's highly over rated.
User avatar #150 to #112 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
>thinking speed matters
And no, Tech doesn't ever go as fast as Em does in Rap God, but on average he is faster. And half the LP's and albums Tech puts out each year are ass. Ofc the same is true for Eminem, with his last 4 being pretty bad (I haven't listened to MMLP2, only the singles, so I can't say, but people say it's bad). Yea, Tech right now is better than Em right now, but compare when they were in their primes and Eminem would win.
User avatar #159 to #150 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Why would speed not matter? if done right, it can showcase you're skill excellently. Yes, in his prime, Em would win. But he's no longer in his prime, and Tech is just past his, I believe. Unless he can blow everyone away with his next album, he's on his way down from his peak. But my point is, comparing the two nowadays, Tech blows Em out the water. I don't hate em, but I think he's severely overhyped, same with a lot of rappers. Not em's fault, but people need to chill the **** out.
User avatar #166 to #159 - ferrettamer (07/12/2014) [-]
I should have worded that better. Rapping fast for the sake of rapping fast doesn't matter. If it fits the song then yeah, speed is good. I feel as if Tech is pretty good at choosing when to rap fast though, unlike some other rappers (cough, Twista). But it coould easily be argued that Tech is overrated as well.
User avatar #179 to #166 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Yes, I completely agree. It has to fit the song. Rapping fast for the sake of rapping fast is retarded. And yeah, never been a huge fan of Twista. I can see what you mean, Tech in some ways is overrated. Personally, my favorite rapper is Aesop Rock, but Tech is a close second.
User avatar #117 to #99 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
Mention tech N9ne and watsky,
Well I must give you a thumb for you have good taste!
I listen to tech more often than em but ya know, eminem is still better than Wayne.
User avatar #119 to #117 - samxdaxman (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, no doubt, Em would crush Wayne. But I did see an interview where Em said he wouldn't battle Wayne because one, he has too much respect for him and two, he thinks Wayne would win.

But you've got good taste too my friend.
#74 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
i saw eminem at wembley yesterday. it was ******* awesome
User avatar #2 - joeyliquid (07/11/2014) [-]
cheeky cunt, tis why i still respect him.
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