Luck. Yes, it's old content, consider the fact that some people haven't seen it before you start complaining.. p So there I was lying on my bed slitting lam} LE repost
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Yes, it's old content, consider the fact that some people haven't seen it before you start complaining.

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p So there I was lying on my bed slitting
lam} LESS B ' my wrist, committing suicide.
Rat poison and should
m, . i,: . really guarantee death.
I waited and waited.
T W Just lying there and not MIM
Nyee m‘ -. " _ So I knotted some towels together
P ',T E% Ln an it on a tree to hang myself.
F It broke the moment I tried to hang.
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ait, j" . The belt broke as well.
F So then I took off m clothes
Broke again.
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After so many failed suicide attempts,
Mou Giude felt like that
i’ ' an ...even heaven itself was teasing him.
9 E . (Read: Even God was ******* with him.)
I So there was this water heater at my
as g;, s: ? an 5 i» home that heats water.
I grabbed it
bl thinking electricity must be able to
kill me
turns out electricity could not kill
The breaker tn ed
So I went out on the street
D l And hailed a pedicab
ls' l‘ T’ vnt} ait " I gave the driver 50 RMB
E And asked him to buy me a bottle of
pesticide
lerft' cl, r it ti D Trt , So he (Mon) went into the mountains
IT. He drank the whole bottle of pesticide
j" . And had 'a' bellyache
3””? . It was so agonizing
amit/ krl, F w, r . h tumbled down the hills
bare" L: _ _ H Rolling all the way to the roadside
And was rushed to hospital.
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#1 - junglebboyy (10/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
its like next he tried to shoot himself but the gun broke as he pulled the trigger,then he tried jumping off a building but the roof broke as it caved in and had his fall cushioned by a bed beneath him,then he enlisted in the army to volunteer for suicide missions but humans made peace and destroyed all weapons,as he gave up he went home to eat and slipped on his porch and snapped his neck in half...happy endings are great
User avatar #6 - plokix ONLINE (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
guys... GUYS,
A water heater can heat water
#9 - supername (10/15/2013) [-]
sad Larry?
User avatar #63 - ugottanked ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
wouldnt it just be ******* ironic if after all that, say he gets a new perspective on life. then after he leaves the hospital he gets run down by say a semi
#15 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [+] (31 replies)
I don't understand why so many people are against suicide... if the weak minded people of the world want to kill themselves then **** it, let them. More room and resources for the rest of us. If they're too soft and too much of a pussy to deal with life because it's just so gosh darn hard then kill yourself. You wont be missed. Or you could just man the **** up and be tough.

This is how I see it. If you go to a movie and it ******* sucks, no one will blame you for leaving early. Chances are it wont get any better.
#21 to #15 - nandaaz ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
The reason people care about other people committing suicide is:
-They care about that person (family,friends,bf/gf, etc).
-People who have been through depression know that it CAN get better, but people trying to commit suicide won't live to see their life get better.
-Some people want to commit suicide because of something stupid, like someone broke up or they had fight with a friend. If those people commit suicide, they won't find someone else to love, and the friend they had a fight with will feel sorry for the rest of his life
-Some people want to do it because their whole life has sucked so far. What they (often) don't know is that they can start a completely new life by just changing their habits, or moving away from their parents, or stuff like that.
-Loads of people do it because of bullies. Noone should be bullied in such a way that they don't want to live anymore. Unfortunally, it happens quite often that the bullies will only get their punishment after their victim has (tried to) commit suicide.
-Some religions believe that someone who commits suicide won't end up in heaven. This is a major reason for a lot of believers to be against suicide
User avatar #8 - sinonyx ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
found rasputin...
#20 - evilruck (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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"so there was this water heater at my home that heats water"
User avatar #22 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2013) [-]
You know why he didn't die.

Counterfeit products.
#18 - midothegreat (10/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
That moment when you find out you're a super hero
That moment when you find out you're a super hero
User avatar #10 - tobage (10/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
no wonder all his **** broke "made in china" the second worst quality after made in usa
+7
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#56 - enclavexremnant (10/15/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Every time i see this post I don't understand why he dose not just shoot himself? I mean I can understand the novelty and why everyone wants to believe this but...you can't deny it's fake. Inb4 downvotes because I'm saying what you don't want to hear.
#58 to #56 - schneidend (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe too hard/too expensive to obtain a gun in his country? Not sure.
User avatar #95 - icameheretotroll (10/16/2013) [-]
He should sue all of the products
#87 - ghostofgemini (10/16/2013) [-]
I want YOU to die live
User avatar #41 - snakefire (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Should have paid the cabbie to run him over.
User avatar #44 to #41 - antzell (10/15/2013) [-]
No man car will break.
#88 - suckle (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It really can get worse.
User avatar #68 - stallwallwriter (10/16/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does that police officer find the whole situation hilarious?
User avatar #3 - marcuss (10/15/2013) [-]
well they were all made in china so what do you expect ? quality ?
User avatar #84 - lieutenantderp (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Took off his clothes to hang himself

What the **** ?
User avatar #96 to #84 - blacklightsun (10/16/2013) [-]
Desperate times call desperate actions
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