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Lovers Past

ARTIST CREATES 12 SHOES
FOR 12 EX LOVERS
SMEE. "HONEY" NATASHA
LATASHA took ed her jacket and kneeled by the bed.
eeb. i baked you aome oowhite!"
ehe took of her shirt.
you poor thing. how‘: your broken leg?"
atill hurts a little" i grinned
pretending to be in pain.
oan i do anything?" ehe emilyd hopping on one leg
while taking her jeans.
the had a crazy body.
we ****** .
she booked.
the cleaned up.
when i fell asleep she left me a Cookie by the bed.
drew a little heart on my wall and quietly drove home.
NATASHA looked after one while i we recovering in been
never met any girl so happy to take aare of a guy.
as noon as i recovered i broke up.
i couldn' t get need to being treated no nicely.
Noob,
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#5 - dakkadakka (12/28/2015) [-]
#1 man, what a ******* asshole, she sounds perfect.
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#14 to #5 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
then again.... i had a girl who took care of me.....but i ****** up and cheated on her. Lord knows im paying for it now.
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User avatar #18 to #14 - twiztidxson ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Why would you ever cheat?
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#19 to #18 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i was stupid and naive and it happened by accident i guess you could say.
i can give you a basic story if you'd like.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - twiztidxson ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Please do.
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#24 to #20 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
so that comment ended up so much longer than i expected, i don't want to fill up that comments section with that, mind if i PM it to you?
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User avatar #75 to #24 - mamenber (12/29/2015) [-]
Just post it you ****** I'm interested too
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#98 to #75 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
so basically i talked to this girl, we'll call her Cindy. We were pretty close, but she was in her own little dating circle, and i didnt want to bother. we grew apart after a while, just stopped talking. A year later this girl we'll call Jessica for some reason decided she had a crush on me. After a few months we finally got comfortable enough to start dating. She was the first girl i ever dated seriously. We were in some kind of love (i'll explain later). She did everything she could to try to make me happy, and the thing is that was hard for her considering her parents wouldn't allow her date, and we were dating behind their backs. About a year and a half later, I ended up in the same class as Cindy. After a while we started to talk and reconnect. i found out she was going through some issues, and i cared about her enough to try to help her out of it. At the time me and Jessica were starting to dull down a bit. She was really dedicated to school, good grades, and performing arts. She rarely had time for me anymore (understandably so) and it was hard for us to plan around things. One summer i started hanging out with Cindy, innocently at first, just hanging out, and doing normal friend things. A while later, the same summer, we became kind of a thing, and we would kiss and stuff secretly. Eventually Jessica found out because one of her friends told her he's seen me and Cindy holding hands once. The last thing i remember was her bawling her eyes out saying to me "just leave, i never want to talk to you ever again". And we'd been through break ups and arguements before, but this time, i knew she absolutely meant it and i wouldn't be able to fix it.
> I left and like a month later, i was dating Cindy. After about a year, things started to go to **** , constant arguing, etc etc. (she was kind of a crazy bitch). After about 2 years together, we finally broke up because she found someone who she connected with more. (I was damned glad to let her go, i celebrated like hell. I didn't have the balls to break up with her myself). I won't talk about my current girlfriend, but i'll say, when it's good, its great, but when its bad its awful (thanks eminem).
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> TL;DR: i was a naive little bitch, and i lost a very good thing because i was a horny little teen. Also karma is a massive bitch, but i deserve it. I was treated by Cindy the exact way i'd treated Jessica. - Horribly. It was my first relationship and i had no idea what i was doing and no idea how to be in a relationship.
> So if you were wondering, all this happened between 8th - 11th grade. And i know what you're thinking, boohoo, middle school/high school drama, not real love whatever, but honestly, it sticks with me, and it's something that's made me who i am.
> I know i said basic story, and looking at it now, holy hell that's incredibly long. I'm sorry i basically wrote an essay haha.

okay i guess it would've been smart to do this in the first place. theres the story folks
mamenber
grovesimus
hurpfry
zezueryuho
flipke
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User avatar #113 to #98 - princelaharl (12/29/2015) [-]
why didn't you break it off with Jessica before trying with cindy? also did you feel even a little guilty after kissing cindy the first time?
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#124 to #113 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
also, heres the other thing.
people have this set idea that when a person cheats, it means they care nothing about the person they cheated on. sometimes thats true. but sometimes its not.
the truth is, i cared worlds about jessica and i loved the hell out of her and i couldn't have imagined being without her.
however the thing is, i was a ******* loser in middle school, and into freshmen year, so having any kind of person show any bit of interest in me, it just drew me in.
The whole thing with cindy started off really innocently, i was helping her with some issues she had. It was pretty all of a sudden that we started to have a thing.
again, this is no excuse or justification of what i did. But it's what happened.
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#123 to #113 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
a real man would've had the balls to do that. and i can tell you for certain, that wasn't me.
i had no balls to break things off, and even with cindy, i didnt have the balls to break things off when things started to fall apart after a year.
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User avatar #29 to #24 - miscreant (12/29/2015) [-]
I think everyone's interested, though.
I know I am.
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#34 to #29 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
in your PM's

icytime
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User avatar #57 to #34 - hurpfry (12/29/2015) [-]
god dammit man I was interested too
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User avatar #88 to #34 - grovesimus (12/29/2015) [-]
ey to, gimme it too
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#33 to #29 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i mean i can PM you, i just don't want to be taking up the whole damn comments page, i looked at it and its massive/
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#59 to #33 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
ok but like just post it in a spoiler here. cause i really need to know. others will too. pm me at least brah.
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User avatar #61 to #33 - ZetzueRyuho (12/29/2015) [-]
forgot to login
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User avatar #92 to #24 - flipke (12/29/2015) [-]
Interested too.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - twiztidxson ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Sure, Go for it
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#23 to #22 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
okay holy **** , thats even longer in a comment than it is on the typing page. I'll just pm you so i don't fill up the comment page.
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User avatar #32 to #23 - icytime (12/29/2015) [-]
I want to know as well though.
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#76 to #19 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Cheating isn't an accident, spilling milk is.
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User avatar #109 to #19 - imalex (12/29/2015) [-]
you cant cheat on accident, did you slip and fall into a vagina?
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User avatar #112 to #109 - princelaharl (12/29/2015) [-]
read #98
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#43 to #14 - xxdarkdanxx (12/29/2015) [-]
Same thing kind of happened to me.
Ended up cheating on someone I really shouldn't have.

But in the end it seemed like I dodged a bullet. But that could just be because my view of her got completely skewered after the incident.

**** happens and there's sometimes little you can do about it. There is always the opportunity to meet someone else down the road, even if it doesn't seem possible. Nothing's impossible.
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#44 to #43 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
you got lucky, i've been paying for it for 4 years now.
i've been treated almost exactly the way i treated the girl i cheated on. (it was my first relationship so i was kind of an asshole who didn't think of anyone but himself.
I used to fuss and whine whenever i didn't get the spend time with her when we planned to. I used to make her go out of her way to spend time with me. I used to get upset about every little thing and sometimes just blow up on her because i was upset about something. She was a great girl and i was an asshole.
For the 2 years i spent with the girl i cheated with, it was constant fussing and whining whenever we didn't spend time together, i was always the one who went out of my way to make her happy. she didn't consider how i felt very often, and she'd blow up about the smallest things.
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User avatar #46 to #44 - xxdarkdanxx (12/29/2015) [-]
How are you still paying for it exactly?
Even if it was a ****** thing to go through, at least now you have the experience, and get to learn from it. You could tell you were being an asshole, that's already a good enough lesson from it, do whatever you can to avoid being an asshole again.
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#47 to #46 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i mean it was worthwhile in that i learned a major less, but it is a MASSIVE mental/emotional/physical toll. Sometimes you just get beat down so much mentally it starts to take a physical toll on your body.
And believe me, i'm doing everything i can to not be the asshole i was. and if i do say so myself, i'm doing pretty good, but at the expense of my own health sometimes.
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#83 to #47 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me if I have no sympathy for you.
Cheating is never an accident and it's awesome that you realise what you did was awful but not cheating has a massive mental/emotional/physical toll? What about the person you cheated on?
If you're struggling to not cheat, it seems you're just destined to be the cheating asshole. But you'll still get loads of women who think they can 'fix' you if they love you enough.
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#97 to #83 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
no no, i meant it's a toll when you have to deal with someone who treats you ******** , i was describing the gf, after the one i cheated on.
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User avatar #78 to #14 - beldepinda (12/29/2015) [-]
Not that I cheated but I have questions, how can I change myself that I won't make the mistakes that I made in my previous relationships? That being that I had no attention span/did not really interest in her while they where going out of the way for me. I feel like a douchebag but I have no idea how I can change it...
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#125 to #78 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
well heres the advice i can give you. I learned my lesson from seeing the pain it caused. I made a promise to myself that i wouldn't make anyone feel like i did ever again. Every time i found myself reverting back to ******* up, i would catch myself and change it.

in your case with the no interest in a girl, i'd say thats something you have to personally figure out. My best guess though is that you need to find a person who actually interests you. If you don't find yourself drawn in by a person, they're probably not right for you and its best to break it off before any feelings are hurt.
i'm sure once you find the right person, that issue will correct itself.
A happy relationship is one where you can enjoy the other persons company and you feel like you can't be without them. If you have no interest in that person, you shouldn't be with them.
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#16 to #5 - skelebones ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i dunno that sounds a lil clingy and crazy. shes only a girlfriend for what i assume is a month not much more than that and shes already THAT madly in love with him?
im not saying bitch be crazy but bitch be crazy
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User avatar #17 to #5 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't say so I see where he's coming from, some people are just too nice and it's great for a while but it gets annoying/frustrating in the long run
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#45 to #17 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
sarcasm - Is it because it seems like they're always cooking up a plot to kill you, because they're being just too nice that it's suspicious?
but jokes aside, i can see what you mean
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#21 to #17 - thiswasgone ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
how so?
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User avatar #26 to #21 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
In a relationship like that, trust me it gets annoying
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#28 to #26 - thiswasgone ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
While Im dubious about that statement, i'm just going to stop here and not push any further.
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User avatar #35 to #28 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind the pushing if you want to know something or other
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#37 to #35 - thiswasgone ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
naw i'm fine, I can sort of understand. Also to each his own.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
Short version, to me it's the way he does everything for me at the risk of his comfort, I think that's taking it too far if it's just constant. But I guess some like that
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#39 to #38 - thiswasgone ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Oh I get it, he is really "submissive", yeah I can see how that is annoying at an excessive level.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - buttercupbabe (12/29/2015) [-]
Hmm yeah I guess it's more like that than just being nice..
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#13 to #5 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
**** man, i'd give an arm and a leg for a girl that'd take care of me.
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User avatar #102 to #13 - thepizzadevourer (12/29/2015) [-]
Funny, because if you did that you'd actually need one to take care of you. Agreed, though
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#3 - stankebottoms (12/28/2015) [-]
I made these for my Love Tyra..

The bitch had the tiniest arms...
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#12 - bjornkrage (12/29/2015) [-]
>i couldn't get used to being treated so nicely

OK THEN.
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User avatar #4 - jpmonkey (12/28/2015) [-]
The shoes are cool but the dude is kinda an asshole.
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#116 to #4 - imjared (12/29/2015) [-]
i don't see it
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#117 to #116 - imjared (12/29/2015) [-]
okay well after remembering the first one, yeah, that's pretty asshole-like
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User avatar #115 to #4 - goddamnwizard (12/29/2015) [-]
Well yeah, he's a douchey hipster artist.
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#101 to #4 - thepizzadevourer (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm not entirely sure why, and I'm sure this is a vast generalization
But a lot of artists seem to be that way.
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User avatar #119 to #101 - onerace (12/29/2015) [-]
Hey hey not all artist are asshole but this guy is really an asshole. That's a spoiled kid who has talent in art not an artist.
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#10 - IamPinhead (12/29/2015) [-]
The guy seems like a self-absorbed twat.
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User avatar #55 to #10 - admiralen (12/29/2015) [-]
No **** , hes an "artist"
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#121 to #55 - IamPinhead (12/29/2015) [-]
He stands above the rest, a shining example of twattery.
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User avatar #9 - spawnconnery ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
This is one pretentious **** boi
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#6 - someonenothere (12/29/2015) [-]
New csgo knife be like
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#50 - warlordstuart (12/29/2015) [-]
12 ex lovers.

Each story talks about how great his sex life and how much of a stud he is. He is either an:
a) self absorbed cunt who made up half of his stories
b) the luckiest or weirdest sonovabitch on the planet who can only think with his dick and managed to bang a girl of every "girl archtype" that exists

I hate this **** more with every shoe i saw.
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User avatar #62 to #50 - mcfiststain (12/29/2015) [-]
he is an artist that may be why.
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#70 to #62 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
"Artist"
*Add Dr. Evil Air Quotes Here*
Where's Hitler when you need him? His paintings were the best.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - mcfiststain (12/29/2015) [-]
True sadly his last painting wasnt all that pretty and mostly just red.
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#73 to #71 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
1913 Hitler, "Mary and Baby Jesus"
Blessings.
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User avatar #103 to #73 - thepizzadevourer (12/29/2015) [-]
IMHO, Hitler's art wasn't bad. But there wasn't anything great about it either. It was just kind of bland.
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#126 to #103 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Okay, I relent: It's unremarkable, but there's certainly a level of skill worth noticing. Can't argue this in depth (not an art aficionado) but the point I'm trying to make is that no sort of 'contemporary art' can hold a candle to even amateur painting with but a modicum of skill and effort involved. Literally any no name artist would be better than this Errazuriz chump. Why did I choose Hitler if anyone else would do? Well, you know, FJ?
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#72 to #71 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
You responded to potential troll bait with legitimate appreciation for art? You deserve both my thumbs.
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User avatar #52 to #50 - schneidend ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Well, in his defense, he did say he did poorly in bed for a couple. But, yeah, strikes me as a huge douche.
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#48 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
ALLAH-SHOE AKBAR
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User avatar #1 - animedudej (12/28/2015) [-]
you can't stop the rock
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#30 - Sperit ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
That is so funny
i did the same thing with all of my EX girlfriends
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User avatar #36 to #30 - purdon (12/29/2015) [-]
Take pictures of their feet?
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#54 to #36 - tenju (12/29/2015) [-]
**tenju used "*roll picture*"**
**tenju rolled image**He's saying he made shoes for all of his exes. The joke is that he never had any.
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#64 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
>12 girls
>le romantic storis
>ridiculous shoes

ill take 500 for **** that never happened for likes on facebook
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#67 to #64 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
www.meetsebastian.com/
You'd be right. Link's above. Any idiot can make himself a squarespace website these days it's embarassing. You can see for yourself, but if you do, you're gonna have a bad time.
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#60 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Maybe it's just me but if you've had 12 lovers and you're taking ************ about them to whole new level for for each and every one of them, maybe there's something wrong with you and not those girls. Just saying.
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User avatar #7 - elatedmonkey (12/29/2015) [-]
#4:
The breast of both worlds
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#11 - installation (12/29/2015) [-]
Black Woman Divorces Black, Blind Man Because "He's Too Nice" This one reminded me of this youtube video. This dude's an ass.
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User avatar #99 to #11 - ilikechoclatemilk (12/29/2015) [-]
hate that bitch
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#120 to #11 - counterfeitweeb (12/29/2015) [-]
**** , I usually avoid shows like these but I think I'm hooked now.
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#2 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
yea all these are weird.
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#42 - anlbomber (12/29/2015) [-]
Whiny cunt
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#91 - Elk (12/29/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** This guy is a bit of a crybaby, huh?
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#27 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
The shoes are ugly, and the stories are **** .

There, I said it.
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#96 - fishinyourface (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
>girlfriend is a complete bitch
>break up with her

>girlfriend is sweet and caring
>break up with her

You cannot complain about your relationships when you're like this. Seriously, what the actual **** is wrong with you?
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