Love at first sight. . TEE’. This is my wallpaper for nearly a year now. (high res version)
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#10 - bombadealar (03/09/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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This is my wallpaper for nearly a year now. (high res version)
#16 - foelkera (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 to #16 - darthblam (03/09/2014) [-]
Spartans genitalia practically don't exist, and definitely don't work, because of the permanent super steroids they were given during the creation of them.
Also, because of their altered biology they literally have no sex drive.
User avatar #49 to #24 - thesticklebricks (03/09/2014) [-]
"creation of them"
that's not how they be
#78 to #49 - darthblam (03/09/2014) [-]
I didn't mean it literally like they were grown in a tube, and you should understand my meaning. They are not normal humans, they've been altered heavily through scientific means, they were MADE into Spartans.
User avatar #84 to #78 - thesticklebricks (03/09/2014) [-]
didn't think you knew your Halo lore for a sec
User avatar #95 to #84 - darthblam (03/09/2014) [-]
I've read every Halo book, bruh (besides graphic novels). I was just saying it simply rather than getting into details for a guy that probably doesn't really give a damn.
#141 to #95 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
it doesn't say anything about a lack of genitals, it says that one of the modifications made to them had a side affect of drastically reducing their sex drive.
User avatar #22 to #16 - ohhh ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
Dude, he's like 9 foot tall, it doesn't ******* fit.
#55 to #22 - thememegod (03/09/2014) [-]
Hes Master Chief,
He broke through the mesosphere of a planet. (And landed mind you)
Killed the Diadact(?)
Befriended his worst enemy.
And has fought legions of armys singlehandedly.
If it wont fit,
I bet he would MAKE it fit.
User avatar #73 to #22 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
7' 6" actually, and fitting is the least of Her worries considering Spartans have literally no sex drive...
(God i need to geta ****** life...)
#6 - insaneguy ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
yeah, except...
User avatar #9 to #6 - alkamer (03/09/2014) [-]
perfect now.
#27 to #6 - BloodyTurds (03/09/2014) [-]
dem some sexy elbows
#11 - romdadon (03/09/2014) [-]
Titans Collide: Womb Raider
thats what id do if i was the chief
User avatar #28 to #11 - demd (03/09/2014) [-]
"Asking's not my strong suit"
#77 - ragingflamingos (03/09/2014) [-]
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#33 - bitey (03/09/2014) [-]
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#17 - genralraam (03/09/2014) [-]
i thought we were xbuddies
#121 - todberb (03/10/2014) [-]
Combining cover art is fun.
User avatar #23 - reican (03/09/2014) [-]
But then he remembered Cortana.
#71 - reguy (03/09/2014) [-]
master cheif-"wtf are you doing here"

lara- "i...i think i took a wrong turn"
#40 - icametocomment (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #40 - tiredofthis (03/09/2014) [-]
Nah man, Cheif is shipped with Samus Aran
#65 to #50 - cactusupthebutt (03/09/2014) [-]
Samus is taken...

By Little Mac
User avatar #57 to #50 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
WHAT? Samus don't need no man! Just look at Other M, that didn't work. Never again.
User avatar #58 to #57 - tiredofthis (03/09/2014) [-]
Cheif would treat her right.
User avatar #60 to #58 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
Hm, maybe. I guess they are both independent, so they wouldn't get in eachothers ways.
User avatar #63 to #60 - tiredofthis (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm kinda kidding. I'm not fond of either character.

They're both pretty much emotionless machines.
User avatar #64 to #63 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
I know, the whole problem people had with Other M for example is that she suddenly got emotions, which turned out to make her more human than a hardcore ******* killing machine.
Her character actually makes sense when you know her backstory. But don't let the "hardcore" fans hear that.
And I gotta be honest, I never gave two ***** about Halo, never played any game of the series.
User avatar #96 to #64 - deviousdanish (03/09/2014) [-]
It was more the fact that she was whiny than the fact that she had emotions.
User avatar #97 to #96 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
When was that? Not trying to bitch or anything, but do you have any scene in particular in mind where she was whiny?
The thing with Adam at the end was understandable, the reaction she got from seeing Ridley again is known as PTSD, which would be a normal reaction considering he killed her entire family and population in the colony, and she thought him dead.
I found she pulled herself together very well considering the circumstances.
User avatar #98 to #97 - deviousdanish (03/09/2014) [-]
I have not played it, that was the general complaint I've heard. I never heard that it was just because she had emotions.
User avatar #100 to #98 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Yeah, she was portraited as soft, feminine, independent, but not rebelous. One thing people had problems with is that Samus took orders from a guy, her former CO when she was in the military, Adam Malkovich.
However, those people do not put in consideration that it was actually HIS mission, Samus just happened to catch the emergency signal. She had to take orders, otherwise she would be arrested or had to leave.
User avatar #67 to #64 - tiredofthis (03/09/2014) [-]
Well there's a scene in Halo 4 where Cortana has the line "Promise me before this is over that you'll figure out which one of us is the machine."

It was a funny line to me because Chief, supposedly human, still shows less emotion than an artifical intelligence.
User avatar #69 to #67 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
Okay, that's kinda cool. So it gets acknowleged that he is kind of a Gary Sue.
User avatar #70 to #69 - tiredofthis (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah. might have had something to do with the fact that Halo 4 was by a different devoloper than all the others.
#66 to #40 - haydentheviking (03/09/2014) [-]
this all fed ex reminds me off this film
#36 - iamchicken (03/09/2014) [-]
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#46 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
halo 4 was terrible. easily the worst halo to date
User avatar #47 to #46 - duvallwhitey (03/09/2014) [-]
It wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best in my opinion.
User avatar #88 to #46 - folkflunky (03/09/2014) [-]
It is a good game but it's the worst in the series.
#143 to #46 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
i greatly enjoyed the story mode but the multiplayer was kind of bland.
User avatar #68 to #46 - Aleafe (03/09/2014) [-]
#53 to #46 - kommandantvideo (03/09/2014) [-]
For once, an anonymous is spot on
#81 to #46 - Nine ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
The multi-player was/is 			****		, but the story mode was good.
The multi-player was/is **** , but the story mode was good.
#119 to #81 - thelastelephant (03/10/2014) [-]

I will say that the campaign was poorly paced and over too fast.
User avatar #158 to #119 - Nine ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
You knew it was coming, but i'll be a damned-catholic-rape-baby if I didn't tear up when Cortana died.
User avatar #159 to #158 - thelastelephant (03/11/2014) [-]
That was well done and I liked the whole "who is human and who is machine" thing they kinda had going between the Chief and Cortana.

I just wished the campaign was more than five hours long. I didn't drop a hundred bucks for Cowadoody-cloned multiplayer.
User avatar #160 to #159 - Nine ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Agreed, it almost put me away from the entire franchise. I just hope the next one won't suck. As much....
#128 to #119 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
I LOVED the story.

I didn't care too much for the actual game play of the campaign. It became boring pretty quickly. But the actual story? Fantastic. I'm super stoked to see where they take this.
User avatar #130 to #81 - nathanbiggs (03/10/2014) [-]
It was still only mediocre at best. 343i needs to learn that explanations are a necessary part of storytelling.
User avatar #102 to #81 - mondamini (03/09/2014) [-]
Really? I thought the story was pretty boring. Everything was pretty, but I didnt find it excitng.

P.S lacking halo reaction pics if anyone has any
#93 to #81 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
I can't stop thinking about stick of truth now thanks to you.
#115 - leshiggydiggy (03/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #101 - itotallylold (03/09/2014) [-]
These two were actually bundled together in a 360 package where I used to work. I guess you could say they were... inseparable...

Not even sorry
User avatar #83 - bobindun (03/09/2014) [-]
Well we know it's not cortana anymore.
User avatar #74 - Shiny (03/09/2014) [-]
I played the Tomb Raider prequel a few months ago and I did notice a lack of twelve year olds shouting racial epithets at me.
User avatar #1 - urinarytractinfect (03/09/2014) [-]
the new tomb raider issooooooooo fuqing great.
User avatar #2 to #1 - angryconklin (03/09/2014) [-]
what with the "q" instead of "ck"
User avatar #3 to #2 - urinarytractinfect (03/09/2014) [-]
i dont always curse but when i do i fuq it up.
User avatar #90 to #3 - bighairyfart (03/09/2014) [-]
How long have you been waiting to do that?
User avatar #122 to #90 - urinarytractinfect (03/10/2014) [-]
jus thought of it bruh
#18 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
I just finished the new tomb raider, ******* AWESOME, I suggest you all play it, and I'm still waiting for a tomb raider 2 game. (Im hoping within the next 2-3 years)
#19 to #18 - drzombro (03/09/2014) [-]
There is no need to wait my friend.
#126 to #19 - anon (03/10/2014) [-]
#75 to #19 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
Just looking at that game makes me feel 20 times dumber than what I already am... man I was bad
User avatar #61 to #19 - seras (03/09/2014) [-]
I gotta be honest, I never really got into the Core Design Tomb Raider games. I like watching speedruns and Let's Plays of them, but playing them myself I find highly unintertaining. Maybe because I did not grow up with the games.
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