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#1 - deadmuerto (04/13/2014) [-]
**deadmuerto rolls 78**
#209 to #1 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #1 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
**theannoyingFJguy rolls 56** ******* hell man
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#61 to #58 - dapokekid (04/13/2014) [-]
Well...
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#27 to #1 - blablub (04/13/2014) [-]
It's because you left the 'almost' in it, you idiot...
#76 to #27 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
Maybe that's what the **** he was aiming for dumbass.
#125 to #1 - sexuallysugestive (04/13/2014) [-]
**sexuallysugestive rolls 823** Shows in thread ***** things up.
User avatar #185 to #1 - swagalicous (04/14/2014) [-]
**swagalicous rolls 65**
User avatar #23 to #1 - cubicalpayload (04/13/2014) [-]
**cubicalpayload rolls 68** And everyone is rolling.
Including me.
#24 to #23 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 66**

There's your damn dubs
#63 to #24 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
#161 to #24 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
one roll of dubs... one!
and it had to be anon
#166 to #161 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
Two! *roll 2*
User avatar #167 to #166 - perfectcomment (04/13/2014) [-]
**perfectcomment rolls 31** You ****** up.
Now these... These aren't dubs.
User avatar #168 to #167 - perfectcomment (04/13/2014) [-]
**perfectcomment rolls 61** These are though Joking, I know they're not.
#178 to #168 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
Shows up, rolls dubs, and walks away. Who was that guy? Does he roll so many dubs he just gives them away?
#180 to #178 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
I am known as Dubman

*roll 2*
#182 to #180 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**

I am Dubman
#232 to #182 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78**
#233 to #232 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
well that was perfect
#187 to #182 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 62**
Dubman Away
User avatar #173 to #24 - ethkot (04/13/2014) [-]
**ethkot rolls 303** the devil is near
User avatar #51 to #1 - thempc ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
**thempc rolls 42**
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User avatar #231 to #1 - hadrian (04/14/2014) [-]
**hadrian rolls 44**
#164 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18** I can't look
User avatar #32 to #1 - blindinglyaverage (04/13/2014) [-]
**blindinglyaverage rolls 8,198**
User avatar #177 to #1 - sirbonzaiatak (04/13/2014) [-]
the only thread where you get thumbs for NOT getting dubs
User avatar #260 to #177 - deadmuerto (04/14/2014) [-]
and thumbs for bitching about it
User avatar #30 to #1 - tomahawkkit (04/13/2014) [-]
**tomahawkkit rolls 115** almost got trips
#235 to #30 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64,612** orgy time
#236 to #235 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
nopp didnt work
#237 to #236 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 57,962**
User avatar #198 to #1 - extremetroller (04/14/2014) [-]
**extremetroller rolls 63**
User avatar #191 to #1 - bigbawser (04/14/2014) [-]
**bigbawser rolls 743** ******* hell
User avatar #199 to #1 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
why does this have over 700 thumbs again?
User avatar #229 to #199 - hadrian (04/14/2014) [-]
Because he rolled a 78...which is almost dubs.
User avatar #257 to #229 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
but 900 thumbs for that?
User avatar #238 to #229 - bgskamikaze (04/14/2014) [-]
twice its almost dubs twice.
#129 to #1 - iamjustheretoroll (04/13/2014) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolls 3,806,638**
#165 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 97**
#152 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 02**
comin' here to steal yo dubs
#163 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 83**
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#47 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,373** NIPPLES
#228 to #1 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 48** anon dubs, at your service
#45 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 642,051,076**
User avatar #211 to #1 - cpupurpleheart (04/14/2014) [-]
*roll number* Lets see
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**checkedem rolls 47** check em
User avatar #33 to #1 - slowshade (04/13/2014) [-]
**slowshade rolls 159** I guess I'm just white enough to roll trips
User avatar #36 to #33 - slowshade (04/13/2014) [-]
never mind, i'm a ******
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User avatar #159 to #1 - gaygayerson ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
**gaygayerson rolls 21** Here, take these dubs
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User avatar #128 to #1 - memeticman (04/13/2014) [-]
**memeticman rolls 26** If it didn't work for everyone else...
#218 to #1 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43** I like the story about how he gets dubs
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** **************** rolls 669,681,894**
User avatar #2 to #1 - ragingspacepanda (04/13/2014) [-]
well then
#156 to #1 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
anon quads *roll 4*
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**MrRock rolls 16** amazing
**MrRock rolls 16** amazing
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**anonymous rolled image** That moment when anon rolls a relevant image.
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**superstephtime rolls 723** I was going for trips....
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#234 to #1 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
here, take this orgy *roll 5*
User avatar #18 to #1 - gerardd (04/13/2014) [-]
**gerardd rolls 54**
User avatar #20 to #19 - thefunnyside (04/13/2014) [-]
Who's that guy? And why is there an AC logo in the back?
User avatar #21 to #20 - bobthedilder (04/13/2014) [-]
Pat from Two Best Friends Play and thats a poster.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thefunnyside (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #102 to #20 - seratyo (04/13/2014) [-]
It's Louis C.K. in an episode of his show Louie. I think he had to go to game store for his kids or something. Don't listen to bobthedilder, he's a gigantic pie stealing liar.
User avatar #49 to #19 - DiabloStrawhat ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
"Stay in school, kids."
#90 to #19 - captainwow (04/13/2014) [-]
Ahh damn, sun' bitch beat me to it.

#189 to #19 - sonofthedeepsouth (04/14/2014) [-]
The last episode of the mailbag was the magnum opus of the series, it ended the best possible way.
#46 to #19 - superhatch (04/13/2014) [-]
"sassin's Creed"
#104 to #19 - seratyo (04/13/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#146 to #19 - dilophosaurus (04/13/2014) [-]
no, THIS is podracing
#155 to #146 - crazymungo (04/13/2014) [-]
This image ... I loled so hard
This image ... I loled so hard
User avatar #9 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
Lopez Tonight Louis C.K. (6242010).flv Sauce, since the content is quite hard to read with his emotion.
#13 to #9 - broorb (04/13/2014) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #39 to #9 - yunouppercase (04/13/2014) [-]
thanks
#120 to #9 - bribrian (04/13/2014) [-]
wish i found this before i read the whole thing
#221 to #9 - zerith (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks, sourcerer.
User avatar #16 to #9 - maxismahname (04/13/2014) [-]
I've listened to every Louis CK stand up I could find, I read it pretty much exactly he way he said it, before watching the video
User avatar #31 to #9 - manofparody (04/13/2014) [-]
God I love Louis.. He's the perfect pessimistic comedian and I love everything about him and his acts.
#123 - mrgoodlove (04/13/2014) [-]
In a green honda that he made at his house damn I love that man
#29 - dangler ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I love this man
I love this man
#116 - pappathethird (04/13/2014) [-]
CK is the man
CK is the man
User avatar #4 - malific (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't get the last line... it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the rest of the story.
#6 to #4 - nottoointeresting (04/13/2014) [-]
but its funny
#17 to #4 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
they dont be sending no airaid fo a *****
#41 to #4 - firereadyaim (04/13/2014) [-]
hes one of those white male guilt tripping types. He talks about how unfair life is for women and minorities a lot
#71 to #41 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
Gosh forbid he actually talks about something other than being a WHITE MALE, IN HIS LIFETIME.
#259 to #71 - firereadyaim (04/14/2014) [-]
I think you missed the point of what I said. Your reply really doesnt have much to do with my comment
User avatar #7 to #4 - gilliam (04/13/2014) [-]
It's about the fact that immediatly sending a helicopter might've been a tad excessive, they could've just sent a patrol car.
#14 to #7 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
And he's kind of infamous for being a total panderer.

For example, he said a while back "Woman didn't get the vote until *blahblahyear*, that means American democracy is only *whatever* years old."

Totally forgetting about black people, the other group he tries to pander to.
#43 to #14 - firereadyaim (04/13/2014) [-]
this guys right. I heard him go on like a 30 minute rant about how gross it must be for females to have sex with guys
#11 to #7 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but a patrol car would have a harder time finding the car.
User avatar #230 - mattexpress (04/14/2014) [-]
Lopez Tonight Louis C.K. (6242010).flv The biggest thing that make a comedian's stories funny is watching their delivery of the story. Why has this not been posted yet?

2:44 starts the story, but the whole thing is funny.
#243 to #230 - comehonorfacetwice (04/14/2014) [-]
Comment #9
#179 - LOLinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
Saving for a rainy day
#114 - thatwhiteman (04/13/2014) [-]
**thatwhiteman rolled image** nope
#214 to #114 - zerith (04/14/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** yes
**zerith rolled image** yes
#118 to #114 - skatin (04/13/2014) [-]
I ******* love killing floor.
#97 - unbelievable (04/13/2014) [-]
I got angry at all the words and I didn't read the whole thing...
I got angry at all the words and I didn't read the whole thing...
User avatar #109 to #97 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
worth the read, imo, i love louis ck
User avatar #122 to #109 - privatepumpanickel (04/13/2014) [-]
I think he was quoting him in the post..
#106 - John Cena (04/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - snakefire (04/13/2014) [-]
Louis C.K. is the best person.
#245 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
#186 - solomonkane (04/14/2014) [-]
Why call in Merryweather when you can just call the cops?
User avatar #181 - scapeartist (04/13/2014) [-]
Hey guys. I need you all to thumb this comment down as much as possible.
I have no specific reason, just ******* do it
#213 to #181 - adhdtookmyaccount (04/14/2014) [-]
I could.
I could also thumb you up to ruin what you seem to be trying to do.
Unless that is, you know that I'll know that you're trying to get red thumbs and that to oppose that I'll give you green thumbs
If that is the case, then you are thumbwhoring, so I must give you red thumbs
Unless you really ARE trying to get red thumbs, and you know that I'll know that you know that I know that you are trying to get red thumbs, so to stop you, I must give you RED thumbs!
So, the only course of action to do, is to switch the system and put out a good comment so that I get the green or red thumbs not you.
And thus you are beaten by retarded logic
User avatar #216 to #213 - fishinyourface ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
or you could just not thumb him. seems simpler because if he wanted red thumbs, he doesn't get them. and if he wanted green thumbs, he doesn't get them.
#195 to #181 - John Cena (04/14/2014) [-]
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#202 to #181 - fishinyourface ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
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#50 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't like Louis C.K. He seems to try to hard to be George Carlin, and Reddit's making him seem like the God of all comedy.
I don't like Louis C.K. He seems to try to hard to be George Carlin, and Reddit's making him seem like the God of all comedy.
User avatar #77 to #50 - hawaiianman (04/13/2014) [-]
I only like your gif
User avatar #78 to #77 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#117 to #50 - nipplelessmage (04/13/2014) [-]
god,			*******		,just...
god, ******* ,just...
User avatar #136 to #50 - thepandaking (04/13/2014) [-]
Well his main inspiration is Carlin along with Cosby, Pryor, and others, but mainly Carlin. He spoke at his memorial about how the turningpoint in his life was hearing about how Carlin did new material every year.
my opinion incoming: I think he's doing better in some ways than Carlin. I loved Carlin's material but he didn't always do all new stuff, Louis throws out old material more than Carlin did, not that that's even what makes someone a good comedian, I'm just saying that's what I've seen. I don't think he's better over all than Carlin, but I think he's great in his own right.
User avatar #130 to #50 - thegrayfox (04/13/2014) [-]
You're brainless.
User avatar #131 to #130 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
because he prefers one comedian to another? and has an opinion?
I think you are the brainless one here.
User avatar #138 to #131 - thegrayfox (04/13/2014) [-]
His opinion is full to the brim with retardation, therefore, brainless.
User avatar #141 to #138 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
because clearly you're the epitome of intelligence, right?
User avatar #143 to #141 - thegrayfox (04/13/2014) [-]
Never claimed that.
User avatar #148 to #143 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
well then why are you up here calling one man brainless for having an opinion. it's not like he's saying hitler was a god. he's saying one comedian is better than another.
but mr big intelligent "thegrayfox" doesn't think so. therefor his opinion is wrong and he is absolutely brainless.
stupid people don't think they're stupid. and that's what's wrong with the world. the truly intelligent ones know that they have much to learn, always. the stupid will call THEM the stupid ones while spouting their ******** and ruining the world.
so good luck in life, though clearly you won't need it, since you know all.
User avatar #151 to #148 - thegrayfox (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, you're brainless too it seems...

First of all, he never said he prefers one comedian or another, he merely said that Louis CK tries hard to be Carlin...

So lets begin to deconstruct this, because it seems it's needed for mongoloids like you...

Louis CK was a close friend of Carlin. In no way, shape or form is he trying to emulate him. If CK ever did anything even resembling Carlin's style, which he hasn't so far (I've seen all the material put out by both of them), it would be more in a form of homage to George, not trying to be like him.

When Carlin died, CK gave a speech in which he that Carlin was a beacon for him, and he inspired him to become the comedian that he is today, and that in a way, he owes his success to Carlin.

Now, here comes an internet retard who's making it seem like Louis is trying to rip off Carlin or that he's somehow trying to become the 2nd Carlin. And then comes someone like you, who couldn't read between the lines and defends mongoloids like him.

If you wanna look for a "comedian" that's trying HARD to be like Carlin, take a look at Bill Maher. He ripped off Carlin's style of social commentary, only this guy sucks hard.

Need a better explanation? Pretty sure the word "brainless" covered it all.
#91 to #50 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
George Carlin is just some old dead fart who was mad about time moving on without him.
User avatar #94 to #91 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
12 year old, don't make me rub your nose in your **** .
User avatar #107 to #94 - slenderwolf (04/13/2014) [-]
I've never seen any of Carlin's stuff, link me to something good?
User avatar #110 to #107 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
i don't know if you're offended by religious, racial, feminist, or political stuff, so i guess ill give you "state prison farms". not the best thing ever, but one of my favourites nonetheless. 4 Groups that Gotta Go - George Carlin
User avatar #95 to #94 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
No please, don't rub me in George Carlin.
User avatar #96 to #95 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
no wonder you don't like carlin
your sense of humor is broke.
you can't even come up with a witty comeback
User avatar #98 to #96 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
No wonder you do like Carlin, you type worse than I do. You're probably sitting in a trailer park right now.
User avatar #112 to #98 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
when you stray from the argument at hand in this instance, George Carlin and start personally attacking your opponent, criticizing his or her grammar on the internet and calling people dumb names... your opponent has won.

you're not old enough for the internet, kid.
User avatar #119 to #112 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
Well **** I lost an internet duel. Better go outside and rethink my life.
User avatar #121 to #119 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
go ahead.
User avatar #100 to #98 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
oh, yep. you got me. now excuse me while I go **** my cousin.
you're a moron lol. I'm done, I don't argue with halfwits.
#105 to #100 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
Buhbye
Buhbye
User avatar #92 to #91 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
That's what made his observations of life intruiging. Eat **** m8.
User avatar #93 to #92 - duvallwhitey (04/13/2014) [-]
The way he talked was annoying too.
User avatar #111 to #93 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
i know, English is tough to understand for English-speakers.
User avatar #72 to #50 - donatelo ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
huh? i see little similarites in their comedy.
User avatar #79 to #72 - ZenMacros (04/13/2014) [-]
Same. The only similarity I see is that they're both dark and pessimistic. Other than that, Louis' style bears no resemblance to Carlin's style. In fact, I personally find Louis' material much funnier than Carlin's.
User avatar #73 to #72 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
It might just be me then.
User avatar #75 to #73 - donatelo ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
and not trying to drag this longer..but if he writes his own material, then its hard to say hes like another comic :p
User avatar #64 to #50 - theugandanhero (04/13/2014) [-]
You should label that **** as your own opinion
User avatar #65 to #64 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
It is my opinion. Did I word it that it doesn't seem so?
User avatar #67 to #65 - theugandanhero (04/13/2014) [-]
At first glance it seems more or less like you're trying to tell people a straight-up fact.
Just trying to help you out a little.
User avatar #69 to #67 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
Ah. I see it. Thanks, man.
User avatar #70 to #69 - theugandanhero (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah no problem
User avatar #115 to #67 - blesstheinternet (04/13/2014) [-]
but he said "i don't like louis ck" ?
User avatar #153 to #115 - theugandanhero (04/13/2014) [-]
Don't really know why you said it like that but he did say that in the beginning of his sentence however it did seem like his opinion was turning into fact.
User avatar #261 to #153 - blesstheinternet (04/16/2014) [-]
i took it as his original statement was indeed worded as an opinion. i said it like that because i was asking "but don't you think it was worded as an opinion? because he did say this..."

wasnt being snarky, was just wondering if you considered that to be opinion-intended word choice.
User avatar #133 to #50 - fables (04/13/2014) [-]
bad idea posting intelligent opinions before the children go to sleep
User avatar #101 to #50 - herecomesjohnny (04/13/2014) [-]
he's not nearly as cynical as carlin nor does he try
User avatar #99 to #50 - TheseChocodiles (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't like your opinion.
User avatar #108 to #99 - deadmessenger (04/13/2014) [-]
I respect your answer.
#126 to #50 - privatepumpanickel (04/13/2014) [-]
this isn't even bait. I think it's just an opinion. But oh wait...we're on the internet...bad idea man
#66 - kanatana (04/13/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** I love Louis C.K.
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