Lost. .. That dude lost his
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User avatar #4 - albinopanda (01/13/2014) [-]
That dude lost his ****
#59 to #4 - newdevyx (01/14/2014) [-]
That was incredibly clever.
That was incredibly clever.
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#69 to #4 - crispytg (01/14/2014) [-]

no, but you do have my utmost respect. props
#77 to #4 - jonball (01/14/2014) [-]
And Tyrone finally got his **** together.
#3 - ehzio (01/13/2014) [-]
I do not believe this man wipe
I do not believe this man wipe
#28 to #3 - andreweasley (01/14/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #7435561 posted by DasSpiel at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
I want to get a new job.
Not because it sucks (it does), or that the hours are ****** (they are).
It's because there's no attractive women who work at FedEx.
#63 to #3 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking, and **** these other dumbasses that think you meant that he should wipe his ass with his bare hand. He could of used various items IF he had on him such as an under shirt, his socks, hell wipe with your underwear and throw it away, possibly even that ****** hat he has on and no one would know (except those kids...). If all else fails, just rip out a chunk of that grass and wipe. At least that's what i would do, no way am i walking around smelling like **** while my ass cheeks rub together with **** lubricant.
User avatar #11 to #3 - ilovemyguns (01/13/2014) [-]
******* gross, why would he wipe if there isn't a place to wash his hands?

What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ehzio (01/13/2014) [-]
Dude.... I would rather control my hand since I can't control my **** from staining every inch of my underwear and pants
User avatar #22 to #12 - thewhitezombie (01/14/2014) [-]
How ******* nasty are your ***** that just the residue left by it's passing would stain your pants? The only problem you would have is a bit of itching and general irritation in a small area around your asshole for a few days. That is what they sell itching powder for.
User avatar #35 to #22 - ehzio (01/14/2014) [-]
Dude if your ***** aren't as intense as mine, then your ***** are not considered ***** but merely female period stains.
User avatar #39 to #35 - thewhitezombie (01/14/2014) [-]
Have you never lived with a girlfriend? If you actually believe a period stain would be less messy, that answer is painfully obvious. Those things are damn near impossible to ******* clean.

Also, there is the possibility you are overweight so your ***** have to squeeze through your fleshy asscheeks. In that case, it is entirely possible for you to brown your pants. Otherwise, I just can't imagine how that could happen.
#42 to #39 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Well i wait 2 whole months before i take a **** and if i don't wipe my underwear color would change to blue.
#50 to #39 - ehzio (01/14/2014) [-]
As a matter of fact, I have and it is indeed hard to clean but the mess is small. If your girl is having a shotgun to the vagina everytime she is having her period then I pray to you in hoping that it does not look like a murder scene on CSI.

Also how rude of you!
User avatar #24 to #22 - CupcakeMaster (01/14/2014) [-]
I am greatly disturbed.
User avatar #40 to #3 - xxhunterxx (01/14/2014) [-]
When you squat there's no need to wipe because there's no surface to smear **** across.
User avatar #51 to #40 - ehzio (01/14/2014) [-]
but da hole getz real dirtay and real brown
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxhunterxx (01/14/2014) [-]
do you stick toilet paper up your butthole?
Because that's weird.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ehzio (01/14/2014) [-]
Well no I mean, even if you do squat and spread your booty hole apart so no fecal matter gets on it, there will still be fecal matter on yo hole and that could get itchy real fast, real quick.

In a worst case scenario, it could even dry up and you'll be walking with a dirty butt hole that has rock *****
#62 - chism (01/14/2014) [-]
was this the opening scene for 2 boys 1 shovel?
was this the opening scene for 2 boys 1 shovel?
User avatar #33 - darthblam (01/14/2014) [-]
That was a lot more clever and harmless than I expected.
I thought they were going to throw it in his face like a couple of assholes.
#47 - censius (01/14/2014) [-]
I thought they were going to leave something else there, like an egg or something.
Or a firecracker
User avatar #27 - trojanmannn ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
thought they were going to take his poop and slap his ass with it
#45 to #27 - DerpDerpDerp (01/14/2014) [-]
So much potential
User avatar #15 - kanatana (01/13/2014) [-]
"Immaculate Defecation"
#2 - ratytang (01/13/2014) [-]
Photoshop master RatyTang strikes again
Photoshop master RatyTang strikes again
#57 to #2 - junahi (01/14/2014) [-]
For a second I thought it was gonna be dickbutt. Then remembered our glorious leader and got sad happy.
User avatar #8 to #2 - nyxeos (01/13/2014) [-]
It would be better if you took out the guys with the shovel. But have a thumb all the same
#16 to #8 - funferret (01/13/2014) [-]
Is this more to your liking?
Is this more to your liking?
#19 to #16 - nyxeos (01/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #16 - creatablejam (01/14/2014) [-]
This is Phanact's face. Try adding that if you could plsh?
#74 - xkrystynax (01/14/2014) [-]
Just let the man 			****		 in peace.
Just let the man **** in peace.
#61 - senjougahara (01/14/2014) [-]
So was watching an old man taking a **** really worth it?
#89 to #61 - pappysmurf (01/14/2014) [-]
Well... Its one more thing to add to the list of "things ive seen on the internet".   
 But i certainly didnt enjoy it.
Well... Its one more thing to add to the list of "things ive seen on the internet".

But i certainly didnt enjoy it.
#49 - thegreenbutton (01/14/2014) [-]
sat and watch a fat old man take a dump. I think the prank is on them.
User avatar #20 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/14/2014) [-]
dat ***** aint wipe
#14 - include (01/13/2014) [-]
He look like he's in deep **** .
#84 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
> watch a man ****
> take away his ****
User avatar #37 - mikaelkid (01/14/2014) [-]
So, the ol' fashion ghost poop eh?

You feel it come out, but when you look, its not there
User avatar #55 - payseht (01/14/2014) [-]
Just like Lost, the end made no sense... to him, at least
User avatar #66 to #55 - ruebezahl (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, he kinda looks like how I imagine people who didn't get the end of Lost.
#9 - oceanmist (01/13/2014) [-]
kinda related
#23 - andrewolfzoom ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
#88 - ohmygwad (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah me and my friends used to go around watching people **** then take their **** just to mess with them...
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