Doing a routine walk around the store on a relatively slow hour, and I pass by a woman who immediately glares at me. I smile, say hello and keep walking. Finish my walk and take my usual position in the front lanes. Woman happens to be checking out and complains that I've been stalking her.
The woman's stolen from us before, and covered the cart of formula with her coat. I catch her at the door and ask about the formula under the coat. She says it must've already been in the cart when she came in, and she just threw her coat over all of the cans without noticing.
Definitely one of the most interesting complaints I've received.
As if finding keys in a massive store wasn't hard enough, she requests us looking through 2 hours of footage of her shopping inside the store.
First off, I'm not a cop, I'm a rent-a-cop, but our uniforms are frequently mistaken to be police uniforms. Secondly, antagonizing the police for the kids at such an early age is a genius idea.
Was half expecting her to whip out the camera phone to start recording.