Lord voldemort telling it like it is. . The Dark Lord Lertl_ ? Harry waht chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air inste
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Lord voldemort telling it like it is

The Dark Lord
Lertl_ ?
Harry waht chosen for
Ravenclaw because he tried to
catch the Hogwarts letters from
the air instead of taking one from
the ******* floor,
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#4 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The kid gets a letter for the first time in his life, and what does he do?

HE TRIES TO READ IT IN FRONT OF HIS ASSHOLE FAMILY.

His room is literally on the way to the mail slot. Why would he not read that **** in privacy?
#1 - include (03/08/2014) [-]
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#54 - emberstar (03/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #3 - asasqw (03/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Why wasn't granger put in ravenclaw
#7 to #3 - chaostian ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
was talked about, She could of made it easily, but she chose to stay with the friends she already made, and she had a very strong sense of courge and justice. That out matched her wit.
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User avatar #25 to #6 - majormoron (03/08/2014) [-]
First of all, he didn't throw away the stone, it slipped out of his hands in fear as he went to face his death

Second, he never broke the wand, thats the ******** they put in the movie.
#87 - serterazi (03/08/2014) [-]
...catch the letter from the air...

He was a natural SEEKER.
User avatar #31 - temporalguardian ONLINE (03/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Should he be a hufflepuff then? would've fit right in. probably would've went through less **** in all his time too.
User avatar #39 to #37 - sinonyx ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
a coward
not in slytherin


so draco was an accident?
User avatar #40 - caelinnis (03/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
why wasn't hermoine a ravenclaw, I've always wondered
User avatar #47 to #40 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
In the book Hermione said that the Sorting Hat seriously considered placing her for Ravenclaw but changed his mind in the end.
#77 - givememoarpony (03/08/2014) [+] (15 replies)
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Admin ** yall are stupid! acting like your fiction is a real different world, yur acting all like bronies for that
#94 to #77 - nimithenimi (03/08/2014) [-]
Harry potter is a widely popular series directed toward both younger children as well as young adults. Many of us have grown up with Harry Potter. There is a huge difference between "bronies" and HP fans. First of all harry potter is actually a long time in the making series, that has allowed readers to follow the characters through years of obstacles relate able  to the lives of many. No matter what the bronies say I don't believe you can relate on a deep emotional level to 						*******					 cartoon gimped out ponies doing stupid 						****					 because its for CHILDREN. Harry Potter  readers are not  sexually perverse  like the majority of brony wankers, we love it for the story not how sexy a child like cartoon pony looks, what in gods name? Don't  try to compare the two, sit in the 						*******					 corner and reflect.
Harry potter is a widely popular series directed toward both younger children as well as young adults. Many of us have grown up with Harry Potter. There is a huge difference between "bronies" and HP fans. First of all harry potter is actually a long time in the making series, that has allowed readers to follow the characters through years of obstacles relate able to the lives of many. No matter what the bronies say I don't believe you can relate on a deep emotional level to ******* cartoon gimped out ponies doing stupid **** because its for CHILDREN. Harry Potter readers are not sexually perverse like the majority of brony wankers, we love it for the story not how sexy a child like cartoon pony looks, what in gods name? Don't try to compare the two, sit in the ******* corner and reflect.
#2 - zimbagwe (03/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
idgi
User avatar #5 to #2 - charredenay (03/08/2014) [-]
It is easier to pick up a piece of paper from the ground than to try to snatch one mid-air.
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User avatar #112 to #109 - yalikefishsticks (03/08/2014) [-]
The people in Ravenclaw are the ******* geniuses in Hogwarts, basically.
#50 - abachonk (03/08/2014) [-]
I give you a fanfic of Harry Potter actually having a non-asshole family and becoming a mastermind.   
You will love it.   
   
hpmor.com/chapter/1
I give you a fanfic of Harry Potter actually having a non-asshole family and becoming a mastermind.
You will love it.

hpmor.com/chapter/1
User avatar #106 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/08/2014) [-]
Has anyone else noticed that the Invisibility Cloak always gets passed down through a family, but the Elder Wand is always taken without consent, and the Resurrection Stone is always given up before surrendering to death?
#96 - mrchrishansen (03/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#99 to #96 - wobblewub (03/08/2014) [-]
oh... u- uh... th- this is... so embarrassing.   
   
Maybe I'll just go
oh... u- uh... th- this is... so embarrassing.

Maybe I'll just go
User avatar #101 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/08/2014) [-]
the ****
I'm reading Order of the Phoenix right now
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