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INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 cups shredded cooked chicken (we used rotisserie)
3 tablespoons buffalo sauce
2 tablespoons ranch dressing
1 can of biscuits (or a batch of homemade)
8 slices bacon
5 oz mozzarella cheese, cut into 8 cubes

RECIPE

Preheat oven to 350°F

Mix chicken, buffalo sauce and ranch dressing, tossing to coat chicken. Separate dough into 10 biscuits; press each into a flat round.

To make each bomb, place 1 large tablespoon of buffalo chicken in the center of a flattened biscuit. Top with 1 cheese cube. Pull edges of biscuit up and over filling; pinch seams to seal securely. Wrap 1 slice of bacon around bundle.

Bake for 25 minutes. Serve warm.

Source: www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFood/videos/1146139832065908/?fref=nf

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Submitted:	10/28/2015

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#2 - notaking (10/28/2015) [-]

sewallman make this and post results!

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#164 to #2 - graenko (10/31/2015) [-]

Made some, ate a couple they didn't taste too bad and I haven't had a heart attack yet.

Made some, ate a couple they didn't taste too bad and I haven't had a heart attack yet.

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#165 to #164 - notaking (10/31/2015) [-]

10/10
Would marry you if you made these for me.

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#131 to #2 - gabikak (10/29/2015) [-]

What are you talking about? Seawallman can't post OC!

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#132 to #131 - notaking (10/29/2015) [-]

Oh you went there!

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#3 to #2 - Sewallman [OP](10/28/2015) [-]

I once cut my finger open and needed stitches trying to make sghetti-o's.. My wife does all of the cooking now.

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#4 to #3 - notaking (10/28/2015) [-]

Okay, I don't want you to kill yourself.

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#46 to #4 - nicepire (10/28/2015) [-]

why not jk

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#7 to #3 - europe (10/28/2015) [-]

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#10 to #3 - MuahahaOfLore (10/28/2015) [-]

tell your wife that people on FJ are begging her to make it

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#15 to #3 - chalex (10/28/2015) [-]

My twin brother did the exact same thing. He's no longer allowed in the kitchen.

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#89 to #15 - themongoose (10/29/2015) [-]

Are you sometimes prevented from entering the kitchen in cases of mistaken identity?

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#114 to #3 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

Think that's bad? I had that happen while opening a soda can...at the beach, so sand got into the cut and it got infected. THAT sucked.

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#71 to #3 - failtolawl ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

thank god we got two hands then right?

I hope your right hand didn't take too much of your stuff when she left

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#61 to #3 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/29/2015) [-]

From what I've read, you have had a hard life. I wonder how much of it was because you're stupid.

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#62 to #61 - Sewallman [OP](10/29/2015) [-]

I wouldn't say it's hard.
But the children part.. Having 3 children by the age of 20, complete blame on my stupidity.

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#65 to #62 - kanaka (10/29/2015) [-]

Thinking with the wrong head will do that buddy

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#22 - newdevyx (10/28/2015) [-]

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#74 to #22 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

scroll down to the comments section just to search for this

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#75 to #74 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

scrolled*

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#83 to #22 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

****** dyin

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#119 to #22 - borcha (10/29/2015) [-]

What does the cat say? "A dab piece?" Is this some ad parody?

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#125 to #119 - jakomak (10/29/2015) [-]

diabeetus

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#166 to #119 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]

Wilford Brimley On His Diabetes - Original Video

It's a parody of this ad. The cat bears a striking resemblance to the star of this ad, Wilford Brimley, whose accent leads him to mispronounce diabetes as "diabeetus".

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#14 - andywazowski ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

"1 can of biscuits" What, can you buy a can of bread dough?

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#20 to #14 - CrowbarNinja ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Yes.

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#21 to #14 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]

Yes actually. Pillsbury DoughBoy biscuits come in a can raw but already formed. But like you saw in the content you can form it into anything really. I made mini pizzas once out of them.

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#60 to #14 - fukkendragonite (10/29/2015) [-]

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#76 - rplix (10/29/2015) [-]

Just made these. Not as cheesy as the video shows, but still so ******* good.

I am full after eating one. Would recommend!

Just made these. Not as cheesy as the video shows, but still so ******* good.

I am full after eating one. Would recommend!

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#170 to #76 - GEARBOY (11/03/2015) [-]

I made some too =D

I made some too =D

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#171 to #170 - rplix (11/03/2015) [-]

Dang yours look much better.

Made them again tonight, forgot to take pic. Instead of wrapping with bacon we put bacon chunks inside.

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#26 - anomorphous (10/28/2015) [-]

Making this tonight, will tell you how it went.

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#36 to #26 - anomorphous (10/28/2015) [-]

Replaced the wing sauce with carribean jerk rub, tastes like ******* heaven.

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#66 to #36 - KEpToK (10/29/2015) [-]

carribean jerk rub

carribean jerk rub

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#105 to #66 - aerosol (10/29/2015) [-]

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#91 to #36 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

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#123 to #36 - cannibalvegan (10/29/2015) [-]

He actually did it, he didn't just favorite this for later and never looked at it again, the absolute madman!

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#138 to #123 - anomorphous (10/29/2015) [-]

I would've taken pictures but by the time I thought to they were all eaten.

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#73 - ronyx (10/29/2015) [-]

1. Simple easy to follow instructions -Check
2. Visual instructions - Check
3. Common ingredients - Check

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#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

I'll favorite this but fail to make it catastrophically

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#24 - goodadventures (10/28/2015) [-]

gross

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#127 to #24 - ergexgo (10/29/2015) [-]

hasnt this conversation taken place before?

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#141 to #127 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

probably

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#27 to #24 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

What ******* part of this is gross you mongoloid

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#63 to #27 - sketchysketchist (10/29/2015) [-]

To be honest, this is just going to be ruined by the bacon and hot sauce and ranch don't give things flavor unless it's plain.
You're better off making spicy chicken salad sandwhiches with the biscuits and adding bacon to your pleasure.

Or you know, eat real food.

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#117 to #63 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

I agree. Ranch is, by default, disgusting, so I wouldn't put it anywhere near my food. However, if you put some wing-sauce into that and a sharper cheese, it would probably taste waaay better. Forget the bacon, though. ****** unnecessary.

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#158 to #117 - sketchysketchist (10/30/2015) [-]

Ranch has a mild onion taste, if you want flavor then you should add some grilled onions up in that bitch.
Any sauce would be good as long as it's to your liking and it won't give you the runs. Pasta sauce, BBQ sauce, buffalo, tabasco, etc.
Any cheese that melt well would work, so pick one that doesn't ruin the sauce's flavor and vice versa. Something plain and flavorless like mozzarella would be the best bet if you're no good at cheeses.
Bacon doesn't add anything, it's just a side or topping at best and that's if you enjoy the saltiness and greasiness it adds to foods.

Also, nothing's stopping you from using croissant dough to make these bad boys.

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#29 to #27 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Both the hotsauce and the ranch.

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#31 to #29 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

Ah, so you have **** taste then. got it.

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#33 to #31 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Sorry if I don't like liquid ass.

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#34 to #33 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

If you don't like hot sauce I don't trust you to cook a single appetizing thing in your life

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#70 to #34 - victorydanceofc (10/29/2015) [-]

I don't like hot sauce either, but that's just because I have a spice tolerance so low that if you heard it you'd **** yourself. Not saying I'm happy about it or anything, but if I made these I'd probably use smoky barbecue sauce instead.

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#35 to #34 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Grilled shrimp with pineapple rice and hawaiian sauce.
Tell me that doesn't sound good.

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#37 to #35 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

Sounds like it might be edible with the right amount of sriracha

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#39 to #37 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

What are you, mexican?

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#42 to #39 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

lol no Half Portuguese Half Irish , But studies have shown that people who love spicy food are more likely to be thrill seekers, so maybe you're just boring m8

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#161 to #42 - downwithblockers (10/30/2015) [-]

This

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#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Are you sure it wasn't people that like spicy food are more likely to be self-righteous twats on the internet? Because that's what I'm seeing.

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#44 to #43 - respirator (10/28/2015) [-]

Eh, go back to your fruit flavored rice *****

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#45 to #44 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

And you go back to your ass-tasting ********* veggies.

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#72 to #43 - ronyx (10/29/2015) [-]

Why you got to insult me m8? I love spicy food

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#154 to #72 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Well I was just talking to the other dude.
He's giving people like you a bad name.

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#30 to #27 - goodadventures (10/28/2015) [-]

all of it, it's just **** food that benefits you in no way.

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#69 to #30 - assassindash ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Who the **** cares about the health when it tastes like God's tears?

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#95 to #69 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

you'll care once ur health takes a tumble.

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#109 to #95 - assassindash ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Depends on how much value you have in your own life, and how much it affects your current life style.

If you were say, a computer potato, then losing something like your legs from extreme diabetes, it wouldn't be that much of a problem, as long as you had your arms. For me, I wouldn't allow this to happen unless I had made enough money to be guaranteed set for life. This would mean buying mechanical organs and so on so I don't die early, which in most cases, mechanical organs are turning out to be better than the original organs to begin with....

Which in a way, is kind of ****** up, because this foreshadows that physical diet and health won't mean **** after medicine kicks it up a notch in the next few years....

That is, if medical science continues to pace the way it currently is after the next 10 years.

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#139 to #109 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

Retarded, nothing will replace good health, you're looking for excuses to be a lazy slob and in the end you'll only be making yourself unhappy because of it.

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#151 to #139 - assassindash ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

I'm using it as an example, and yes, good health can be replaced by technological advancement. That's the thing about technology, m8, it's limitless.

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#49 to #30 - mutzaki (10/28/2015) [-]

How does it not benefit you? It provides you with carbs, fat, protein and several vitamins and minerals. All things that the body needs. It's just not something you should eat every day, due to the relatively high amount of fat. Moderation is key.

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#53 to #49 - goodadventures (10/28/2015) [-]

It's a ball of ******* **** and grease, just look at the colour of that crap, cancer enhancing ******** I'll stick with my fruit tyvm.

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#54 to #53 - mutzaki (10/28/2015) [-]

I hope you're a troll, and not just retarded.

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#55 to #54 - goodadventures (10/28/2015) [-]

I'm neither, it's fact that red meat (bacon in this) is linked to causing cancer, it's the same as smoking a cigarette, you gonna promote that too?

And cheese is the cause of mucus, no snot and gunk for me tyvm.

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#155 to #55 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Literally everything causes cancer.
Red meat increases your chance by 18%
But 18% out of 1 in a million isn't very much.

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#156 to #155 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

out of 1 million? the % remains the same regardless you **** , 18% is ******* drastically huge.

And you talk like it's rare despite the stats showing 1 in 3 people will suffer a cancer in their lifetime, can't you see how bad that is?

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#157 to #156 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

It's from a specific cancer.
Colon cancer or some **** .
One in a million.

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#121 to #55 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Who cares? We're all gonna die not having amounted to anything big enough to impact the great universe we live in. Relatively soon, our sun will destroy our planet and burn out, leaving an empty void where a solar-system used to be. The entire universe, if it does not create more lifeforms, will be a quiet, desolate place where none of the choices you make today matter.

Life is meaningless, eat Arby's.

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#140 to #121 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

Pathetic, twats like you are always looking for a way out to justify your **** life choices, the moment you get a disease or have heart problems I guarantee you'll be begging for another chance to turn it all around.

People like you don't value life until you've almost lost it.

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#142 to #140 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

You literally cannot take a joke. **** , no wonder people think you're a troll.

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#143 to #142 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

Jokes require humour and you're not funny.

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#144 to #143 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Finding something funny requires a sense of humor, which you don't have :^)

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#145 to #144 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

But I do, it's just more refined so the boring **** like yours doesn't filter through.

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#160 to #145 - downwithblockers (10/30/2015) [-]

This ***** is butt hurt. I swear to ******* God, I bet you have a little penis fedora and have theoretically tightest ass known to the modern universe. I wonder how long it takes your ass to convert coal to gluten free diamonds. Live a little go be a part of non-elitist society for once.

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#162 to #160 - goodadventures (10/30/2015) [-]

Take your own advice, the way you talk may as well be copy and paste, your personality simply is "the internet" and it's pathetic.

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#163 to #162 - downwithblockers (10/31/2015) [-]

Well spoken from the common ordinary internet troll.

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#146 to #145 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

"More refined"

Well tip my hat and call me sir, my fine gentleman.

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#147 to #146 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

we recycling a fedora joke now? yeah man you really have your own original sense of humour.

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#148 to #147 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Yeah man, and you've continuously shown you still can't take a joke.

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#149 to #148 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

Then deliver one.

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#150 to #149 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#152 to #150 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

to get away from the dickhead telling **** jokes?

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#153 to #152 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

To get to the other side, silly-willy.

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#56 to #55 - mutzaki (10/28/2015) [-]

I'm gonna go with the troll theory.
Bye, now.

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#57 to #56 - goodadventures (10/28/2015) [-]

Nice escape goat for not having an answer to facts.
Bye, now.

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#58 to #57 - refaim (10/28/2015) [-]

"escape goat"...........that really should not have made me laugh as hard as it did

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#96 to #58 - goodadventures (10/29/2015) [-]

then thumb me up idiot

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#99 to #57 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

"escape goat"

"escape goat"

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#68 - donbionicle (10/29/2015) [-]

Ranch dressing? Just add more hot sauce.

Ranch dressing? Just add more hot sauce.

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#124 to #68 - brobyddark ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

Hell, give each one a different flavor. One with barbecue, one with cajun, one with tropical, one with teriyaki. And each can have a different cheese. Pepper jack, cheddar, munster, etc.

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#133 to #124 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

Yeah like I'm going to buy a bunch of new cheeses and sauces for this one recipe. That **** sounds hella bomb though

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#82 to #68 - Kenesu (10/29/2015) [-]

or instead of Ranch for a more Buffalo Wing taste, Blue Cheese dressing.

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#92 to #82 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]

A real hero

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#115 to #82 - donbionicle (10/29/2015) [-]

No, see, you're going backwards on the flavour scale. Some straight cream or yogurt, maaaybe. But blue cheese, or even blue cheese dressing? No thank you.

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#16 - jellybeansbounce (10/28/2015) [-]

what are those biscuit things?!?! and can i get them in England?

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#28 to #16 - Maadmann (10/28/2015) [-]

I would never have thought people in Europe don't have Pillsbury biscuits.

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#167 to #16 - GEARBOY (11/02/2015) [-]

I went out to tesco and got some pizza dough (in a can)

It's in the milk and cheese isle

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#168 to #167 - jellybeansbounce (11/03/2015) [-]

Nice man literally live next to a tescos so ill go check it out

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#169 to #168 - GEARBOY (11/03/2015) [-]

<-- made these for tea ^-^

<-- made these for tea ^-^

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#172 to #169 - jellybeansbounce (11/08/2015) [-]

NICE! i went to my local tescos and they didnt have it so imma go and check the further away one. I WILL FIND SOME DAMMIT.

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#18 to #16 - grimfuck ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

www.pillsbury.com/products/biscuits

Not sure if they have in your area, but they should be around the pre-made cookie dough.
I have also seen them come in triangle sheets meant for folding over things, those should work as well

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#93 - wheretheheartroams (10/29/2015) [-]

**wheretheheartroams used "*roll picture*"****wheretheheartroams rolled image** mfw i can already feel my arteries clogging

**wheretheheartroams used "*roll picture*"**
**wheretheheartroams rolled image** mfw i can already feel my arteries clogging

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#6 - Trashcat (10/28/2015) [-]

dear god that looks as delicious as the souls of the innocent, and i love nomming me some souls

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#79 - prozack (10/29/2015) [-]

For God's sake people, NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE WRAPPED IN BACON

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#126 to #79 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image**
You can suck my bacon wrapped cock.

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
You can suck my bacon wrapped cock.

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#159 to #79 - AsgardianSoup (10/30/2015) [-]

But bacon is how you get to the front page

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#101 to #79 - sourdough (10/29/2015) [-]

**sourdough used "*roll picture*"****sourdough rolled image** Yes it does dumbass. Are you ******* autistic?

**sourdough used "*roll picture*"**
**sourdough rolled image** Yes it does dumbass. Are you ******* autistic?

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#122 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]

made these today turned out awesome

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#116 - toxicwarning (10/29/2015) [-]

Bacon is overrated.

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#111 - therealguysips (10/29/2015) [-]

No thanks, I don't wanna die.

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#112 to #111 - bwyrick (10/29/2015) [-]

Thumbed just for user name and pic

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#113 to #112 - therealguysips (10/29/2015) [-]

Thank

Thank

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#19 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

you should not cook bacon and pastry together, **** will get mad greasy

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#32 to #19 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

You're always supposed to soak up the grease from bacon anyways.

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#120 - cannibalvegan (10/29/2015) [-]

Am I the only one who doesn't like to wrap everything in bacon? To me, bacon is way too salty. I like bacon when it's mixed with something, but straight bacon is too salty.

Bacon is pretty overrated IMO, I don't see why it deserves so much praise, I've always thought of it as something mediocre and normal like ham or bread.

Pic kind of relevant, actually.

Am I the only one who doesn't like to wrap everything in bacon? To me, bacon is way too salty. I like bacon when it's mixed with something, but straight bacon is too salty.

Bacon is pretty overrated IMO, I don't see why it deserves so much praise, I've always thought of it as something mediocre and normal like ham or bread.

Pic kind of relevant, actually.

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#129 - dehumanizer (10/29/2015) [-]

> 350 F

I cringed.

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#135 to #129 - anotherponyaccount (10/29/2015) [-]

I like metric too but at least they told you which one to use so you and your high horse's house don't burn down

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#11 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Comment Picture

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#40 to #11 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]

Only thing here that could cause it is the ranch.

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