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#30 - reaperriley ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
#84 - badboyscout (07/19/2014) [-]
#1 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Flat is justice!
User avatar #62 to #1 - northway (07/19/2014) [-]
i know the reference
#20 to #1 - thefiveblade (07/19/2014) [-]
To each his own. I prefer big boobs. Like I wanna suffocate in them
#61 to #1 - darkseris (07/19/2014) [-]
Hey,how you doin lil mama let me whisper in your ear. Tell you something that you my like to hear. You gotta sexy ass body and your ass looks HARD wait till you see my WOOD!
#6 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
That's never the funnest thing to do. At least not in my case.  I've hung out with a flat chested friend before, and all she does is bitch and moan about how she has no tits.  It's not a fun time listening to that over and over...
That's never the funnest thing to do. At least not in my case. I've hung out with a flat chested friend before, and all she does is bitch and moan about how she has no tits. It's not a fun time listening to that over and over...
User avatar #7 to #6 - thewizsam (07/18/2014) [-]
hank... in sorry to break it ti you.... b-b-but you don't have any tits
User avatar #15 to #6 - Sterski (07/19/2014) [-]
If she had big tits she'd just moan about them instead. She's just a bitch, dude.
User avatar #16 to #15 - fishinyourface (07/19/2014) [-]
I won't argue with this, she probably would. She always tried to compare them to mine or some stupid **** like that. It's even worse when there's two of them that are flat chested, because then they complain back and forth....
User avatar #17 to #16 - Sterski (07/19/2014) [-]
Sucks man. There's tons of flat women who I'm sure don't give a **** .

At least that's what I'd like to believe.

Flat rules, I think it's sad that women are ashamed of it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - fishinyourface (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't know why they have to complain all the time. It's certainly not attractive. At least I don't think it would be.
User avatar #48 to #18 - tsoper (07/19/2014) [-]
maybe your flat chested friend is ugly?

in that case, she could complain about that instead.

boobs for me dont really play a big role, im more of a face kind of guy. and body shape too.

pretty face and slim body is all you need.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Sterski (07/19/2014) [-]
Seems like it'd be a lot less inconvenient, too.
User avatar #51 to #6 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I hate flatchested friends because they try to shame you for actually having tits. Like a lot of mine always say "well at least mine won't sag when I'm older" or "at least I won't have back pain" ect ect. and it's like bitch, don't try to give me self esteem issues cause you have them
User avatar #64 to #51 - fishinyourface (07/19/2014) [-]
I would tell them blatantly to **** off.
User avatar #109 to #64 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
when you do they get all pissy cause you took their "joke" too seriously.
User avatar #88 to #51 - neokun ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Lol, they are insulting you for having bigger tits? DO you realize how un-insulting this can get? I would just laugh in their faces.
User avatar #110 to #88 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
it's like they say the cruelest things to make you feel bad about your chest because someone has done the same to them before. And it hurts when they say it because they're supposed to be your friends.
User avatar #111 to #110 - neokun ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
You should be laying the verbal sack of bricks on their asses. If they insult someone for having bigger boobs then they people must be open to so many insecurities that they won't insult you again should you fight back.
User avatar #112 to #111 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm a quiet person, I've always opted to ignore people rather than fight them back.
User avatar #39 - skrynox (07/19/2014) [-]
I think flat-chested girls can still be attractive, but I won't deny I ****** love boobs.
#45 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
am i doing it right?
#14 - dasboof (07/18/2014) [-]
Fj's face when tits
Fj's face when tits
User avatar #2 - arwendar (07/18/2014) [-]
I really wanna say I'd go for the chick with the small tits, I really want to, but holy **** looks at those boobs! You don't see a pair like that often!
#12 to #2 - rebornpotato (07/18/2014) [-]
MFW reading that goddamn text color
MFW reading that goddamn text color
User avatar #5 to #2 - mrnaanbread (07/18/2014) [-]
Whenever I read text of that colour on FJ I imagine it like a special needs kid trying to form a sentence.
User avatar #9 to #5 - englishtallybopper (07/18/2014) [-]
its ok bbe all you have to do it highlight the text
User avatar #25 to #9 - ibowtobacon ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Too much work for me
#79 to #25 - tostito (07/19/2014) [-]
lets just make this tread with all the colors!
#55 - groovierpoet (07/19/2014) [-]
Who doesn't love breast?
Who doesn't love breast?
User avatar #76 to #55 - collateraldamageco (07/19/2014) [-]
what is that from?
#78 to #76 - zerotzallander ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I second that.
I second that.
User avatar #92 to #78 - sirfapaton (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 to #76 - volksworgen (07/19/2014) [-]
Guessing from the animation style and considering it's groovierpoet I'd say it's wakfu.
User avatar #106 to #81 - groovierpoet (07/19/2014) [-]
yeah gurl
User avatar #91 to #81 - sirfapaton (07/19/2014) [-]
#63 - badjokepony (07/19/2014) [-]
How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap.
User avatar #98 to #63 - datmine ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Atleast you dont overuse jokes.
I think.
#66 to #65 - badjokepony (07/19/2014) [-]
Most girls have two boobs.
User avatar #69 to #66 - Nazistick (07/19/2014) [-]
Did your band just change...Species?
#107 to #69 - badjokepony (07/19/2014) [-]
I told them to stop monkeying around.
User avatar #105 to #65 - dicloniusmaximus (07/19/2014) [-]
Best use for this I've ever seen.
User avatar #104 to #65 - goobyman ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
there were many badjokeponies. those that created an account are all FAKE
User avatar #43 - letting (07/19/2014) [-]
Hold on everyone, the "the flat chest is better blah blah blah" comments are coming.

I'd go for the one on the right, sue me.

Since when did preferring bigger become the minority?
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User avatar #59 to #43 - leonhardt (07/19/2014) [-]
Since a ton of people on this site like anime girls over real women and japs are always flat
User avatar #47 to #43 - tsoper (07/19/2014) [-]
the right one is ugly though... her face looks chubby, i honestly cant find her very attractive other than her boobs.

left one has her face going on for her.

honestly, id rather have boobs that are in the middle of the 2
User avatar #68 to #47 - letting (07/19/2014) [-]
It's kinda hard to tell with sunglasses on and a fairly low resolution pic. The one on the right might be a bit less attractive in the face department, maybe, but the one on the left looks like a board. That bothers me.
#53 to #47 - flyingfisherman (07/19/2014) [-]
Well I like flat chests better because It is cute and I saw many gore videos    
boob is just fat. It is like loving fat girls.
Well I like flat chests better because It is cute and I saw many gore videos
boob is just fat. It is like loving fat girls.
User avatar #67 to #53 - letting (07/19/2014) [-]
"boob is just fat. It is like loving fat girls."

Somebody needs to strip you of your man license. Immediately.
#56 to #53 - wraithguard (07/19/2014) [-]
Boobs are fat with a purpose. Normal fat it just fat.
#57 - pineapplechunkss (07/19/2014) [-]
#10 - fukitidk ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - splendiddust (07/18/2014) [-]
i would love to date the flat one just to **** with the one with the big tits and slowly but surely destroy her self esteem as she is driven mad with jealousy over her flat friend and perhaps one day get breast reduction surgery and run to me with a twitchy smile and hair falling out.
#35 to #3 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
In all reality I've dated a girl that had breast reduction surgery, I never knew her pre-surgery so no clue if it was a good/bad decision, but I can say that she was INCREDIBLY secure in her body. It was well done but you could definitely tell they she had surgery. I have no ******* idea how I got her...like at all, she came on to me for whatever ******* insane reason (i guess every one wins the lottery once.) I guess what I am saying is having a chick that is totally rocking the body she has is way more important than the size of her tits. Because she is than withing to explore and do what ever the **** she wants and holy mother ******* hell do I mean anything...not all of it that enjoyable actually. So confidence in herself >>>>>>>>boob size.
#50 to #35 - thismustbeseen (07/19/2014) [-]
Very true. I dated a girl who had big boobs but was also very insecure about her body. Eventually what happened was the insecurity made her crazy and impossible to be with.
#83 to #3 - moosepaw (07/19/2014) [-]
what's funny is that it almost works like that...
User avatar #102 to #3 - loopzoop ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
>Being driven mad with jealousy
Implying anyone from Funnyjunk can cause jealousy when it comes to women.
User avatar #41 to #3 - letting (07/19/2014) [-]
...The **** is the matter with you?
#49 to #3 - thismustbeseen (07/19/2014) [-]
Of course you're such a stud that any girl who sees you and is not with you becomes incapable of being with someone else, and will get jealous of whoever you're with.

Not only that, but they're also all too dumb to see through your plan, and will want you no matter what, and will have body image issues if they aren't exactly like the person you're with. ... and this is all for what purpose? So you can **** with their heads... but not **** them literally? So what exactly do you gain by this?
User avatar #58 to #3 - yorker (07/19/2014) [-]
>Implying you're anything to be jealous over
topkek m8
#8 to #3 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Lol you date her flat friend. She dates any guy she wants doesn't bat an eye at you would never want you even if you were last man on earth. You'll show her though.
#4 to #3 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** you dream a lot boy.
User avatar #72 - pokemonstheshiz (07/19/2014) [-]
I've always found it weird that I'm not attracted to large breasts. I like the concept, but they always seem to make the woman less attractive to me.
User avatar #73 to #72 - fables (07/19/2014) [-]
on the average woman, they're nasty as hell looking
all veiny and ****
User avatar #95 to #72 - binomancha (07/19/2014) [-]
i adree not a tit man but a ass man
User avatar #100 to #72 - blesstheinternet (07/19/2014) [-]
proportional boobs are best. some short, skinny girl with implated DDs usually looks ****** up.
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