Litsabbur Åssömbli Güide. Unrealistic IKEA assembly guide, It's way too easy. My Billy bookshelf was 200 pages or something. <sigh>.. "The only person you are going to kill with that, my young friend, is you'reself." "You have inverted the emitter matrix, which will cause the po Ikea lightsaber Guide assambly
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#4 - Funnel ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Oh my!
User avatar #5 to #4 - altairibnlaahad (07/15/2014) [-]
The force is strong with you, Mr. Sulu.
#14 - include (07/16/2014) [-]
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#21 to #14 - oubliette (07/16/2014) [-]
****** LIGHTSABER WHIPS
#1 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
"The only person you are going to kill with that, my young friend, is you'reself."

"You have inverted the emitter matrix, which will cause the power grid to backfire! Light this, and all that will be left of you and you're lightsaber will be you're crystal. Start again, and this time, please follow the diagram!"
User avatar #6 to #1 - altairibnlaahad (07/15/2014) [-]
I always though his voice sounded familiar, then I had to google it to verify.
User avatar #16 to #6 - securityexplain (07/16/2014) [-]
David ************* Tennant. Always a pleasure to watch whatever he participated in creating.
#22 to #16 - katothepotato (07/16/2014) [-]
And as with any role he does, he was...
And as with any role he does, he was...
#20 - oubliette (07/16/2014) [-]
There are good ideas
and theres This
User avatar #24 to #20 - assassindash (07/16/2014) [-]
Still a good idea.... If you believe in natural selection.
User avatar #26 to #24 - garymotherfingoak (07/16/2014) [-]
Or the fact that lightsaber nunchucks are ******* awesome enough to make up for every severed limb
User avatar #29 to #26 - assassindash (07/16/2014) [-]
See?
User avatar #31 to #30 - assassindash (07/16/2014) [-]
I know you were joking, I was adding cynical humor.
#18 - perform (07/16/2014) [-]
>litsabbur
#19 - cyuas (07/16/2014) [-]
There is technically a "limp lightsaber": the lightwhip

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightwhip
User avatar #23 to #19 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
This happens to be my fetish.
#13 - billyborschtbelt (07/16/2014) [-]
Is it hot in here or am I fat?
#17 to #13 - anon (07/16/2014) [-]
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#33 to #13 - cleanmouth (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm tired of your **** .
User avatar #34 - carlwinchester (07/16/2014) [-]
needs more chewbaca
#35 to #34 - zilverderp (07/16/2014) [-]
Agreed
Agreed
User avatar #28 - zaxzwim ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
just saying but a multicolour light saber would be pretty cool
User avatar #7 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
is there any super starwars geek out there starwarsexplain? that can answer this for me please: if you have a double ended lighsaber ( Darth Maul style) can you it be two different colors if you have different colored energy crystals?
User avatar #8 to #7 - bendeman ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I forget who, but i believe there was a Jedi that had a dual colored, single beam saber, so I would think so.
#11 to #8 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
I believe you're referring to Kyp Duron.
#12 to #7 - lordrubel (07/16/2014) [-]
yes you can with two seperate color crystals
User avatar #27 to #7 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm not a star wars freak or anything, but even I know you need two crystals for two sabers
User avatar #9 to #7 - mcmanybucks (07/15/2014) [-]
Im not sure of darth mauls blade, but Asajj Ventress has 2 seperate lightsabers that can be out together into 1 doubledged..Id assume darth uses 2 crystalls because if i remember correctly, his saber is cut in half at some point?
#10 to #7 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
You could if you make it the same way that Maul did (which was basically to make two lightsabers and join them at the hilt).
User avatar #3 - irhaddy (07/15/2014) [-]
That's not even a language. do not get
#2 - acivcrusader (07/15/2014) [-]
i cannot stop thinking of how weird it looks with a hand with only 2 fingers, i mean, i don't mind of it has 4 or even 3 fingers, but 2 doesn't make a hand.
i cannot stop thinking of how weird it looks with a hand with only 2 fingers, i mean, i don't mind of it has 4 or even 3 fingers, but 2 doesn't make a hand.
#25 to #2 - angelusprimus (07/16/2014) [-]
Well to hell with you I say! WUBWUBWUB!
#36 to #25 - acivcrusader (07/16/2014) [-]
That's not a hand though.
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