Literally everything ever on the web. . gnarl? diea_ _ Leonor: literally every story on this website. Carl, that kills people
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#1 - mudkipfucker (03/18/2014) [-]
Carl, that kills people
User avatar #47 to #1 - oxymoronking (03/19/2014) [-]
i know it, someday, this will be relevant
#55 to #1 - thempc ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
god ******* dammit carl
#6 to #1 - bondofsnow (03/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #6 - zahnrad (03/18/2014) [-]
Admin when he adds new features.
#2 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
the only time tumblr use "literally" in the right context
the only time tumblr use "literally" in the right context
#3 to #2 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
hurr durr momy seyz wen i iz litel that literaly is of ackshual stuff hurr durr

**** you, retard, learn to adapt, literally now means "figuratively", because guess what? Language is molded by how people use it. People use it as s an exaggeration for emphasis, so no it is that.

But here, if you like to jerk off to dictionaries while feeding the delusion that language is set in stone by Cthulhu (or whatever the **** you think) and should be strictly followed because it's invariable, it's now also in the dictionaries:
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/literally
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/literally?q=literally
#4 to #3 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
***** its a joke
#5 to #4 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
>say something extremely idiotic trying to act smug
>be called out on it
>le joke haha troll army
#7 to #5 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
>tell joke
>someone takes it too seriously
>tell them its a joke
>they think you're trying to back out of it

do you realize that in most tumblr posts they use "literally" in cases that, even with language adaptation considered, wouldn't fit right?
#8 to #7 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
Example please
User avatar #12 to #8 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/FUCK+TUMBLR/BjcBLOw/

had to search through the tumblr channel, and it took a while cause almost all of the recent posts didn't have "literally" in them

plus it's 5 am and i'm too tired and lazy to search any other way
User avatar #52 to #3 - tehburgerking (03/19/2014) [-]
Well, this could go two ways. I take either take your bait like all these other guys and waste an hour of my life in a circular argument, or call you out on trolling and have you tell me that you aren't trolling, which most likely are.

Tough choice.
#28 to #3 - chuayane (03/18/2014) [-]
wait...if literally is now figuratively...then what is the word for literally?
User avatar #9 to #3 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
**** ***** , calm down
#10 to #9 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
Implying I can not write sentences like " **** you, assuming, ignorant piece of **** " without being calm. Get your third grade "I'l say "calm down" so that my condesendence will convince him I'm chill and **** " crap out of here.
User avatar #11 to #10 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
That's pretty not-calm.
I can hear the sweat pouring off you.
#13 to #11 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
Your third grade pseudo-psychological strategy doesn't work, I'm not your autistic sibling, go **** yourself harder, maybe you like yourself/.
#17 to #13 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
anybody got a clue what the **** he just said?
User avatar #20 to #17 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
He's trying to appear intelligent.
User avatar #22 to #20 - burdenedsoul (03/18/2014) [-]
well he's obviously failing
#18 to #17 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
It's sad that you can't understand a basic sentence, that even the other retarded understood.
User avatar #14 to #13 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
>Not my autistic sibling

Well then why do you sound so much like one?
#15 to #14 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
While I might sound autistic, me not begging a ********* dad drunk to give my brother away stops me from sounding like your sibling
User avatar #16 to #15 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
You're so calm right now.
Clearly.
#19 to #16 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
Are you 8? Still making childish connections between anger and "foul language" (is that what your mommy call cunt **** piss **** ?). Besides the fact that I write like this naturally, it's justified in this case for emphasis. But hey, look at me, explaining stuff to the ****** who still thinks it's a valid psychllogical weapon to point out that someone might not be calm. The point is that even if I were raging mad, breaking chairs and spitting on my screen, you're still a retard, as rage doesn't invalidate points.
User avatar #21 to #19 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
No, but the fact that you'd get so mad over what somebody said on the internet, especially considering that what they said doesn't involve you, shows that you're probably mentally unstable, and THAT invalidates your point.
#23 to #21 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
>get so mad over what somebody said on the internet

Did you just jump rom 8 to 80? First of all, no mental instability doesn't invalidate a point, that's an ad-hominem attack on your part. Second of all, if you're not a conservative dying **** , you wouldn't mention the internet. What does it have to do with stuff, faggot? Just because it's the internet doesn't mean it's a parallel reality, I would say these exact words if you were here, or if we were communicating by letters
User avatar #24 to #23 - fausticorn (03/18/2014) [-]
> I would say these exact words if you were here
And you'd appear like even more of a sweaty moron.
#25 to #24 - theplogyr (03/18/2014) [-]
Keep that delusion alive, if it helps you sleep at night.
#40 to #2 - propanex (03/19/2014) [-]
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#35 - archael (03/18/2014) [-]
I don't get why people think it's such a big deal if stories are fake.

They're STORIES. The point is not their veracity, but rather whether or not you enjoy it. LotR, Star Wars, Harry Potter, etc... They're all fake, but somehow I think people still enjoy them.
User avatar #45 to #35 - commontroll (03/19/2014) [-]
Except a lot of the times they're politically charged ******** meant to try to convince people on the fence the other side is stupid/retarded/evil/bigoted. For attention, whatever, I don't care I'll just look down on you for being that sad. But for the sole purpose of trying to convince others that your side on a debate is right? That's just wrong.
#41 to #35 - John Cena (03/19/2014) [-]
Yes but this is referring to the people who make fake stories that claim to be real.
#37 to #35 - souperior (03/18/2014) [-]
The most valid point on FJ I've seen so far today
#36 to #35 - xcoreyx (03/18/2014) [-]
Finally someone who gets it
Finally someone who gets it
#70 to #36 - archael (03/19/2014) [-]
I thumbed you up mostly just for that ******* picture. I know the episode and that scene is probably twice as funny now just for that perfectly timed screencap.
User avatar #43 to #35 - lasmamoe (03/19/2014) [-]
No no no
There's a huge difference between something meant to be fiction and interpreted as fiction, and something that tries to convince people that it's real, even though it's fake.

The reason that i hate fake stories or anything that tries to convince people it's real is because it's a huge letdown when you realise that it aint true.

Example: "Holy **** look at this guy who just gave $1000 to a homeless person. What a lovely person!"
-"Lol just kidding guys, this was just a fake story i made up.. lmao.. i gotcha.."

I sincerely hope that no one thought harry potter or lord of the rings was real.
#71 to #43 - xcoreyx (03/19/2014) [-]
Well be that as it may or not be  Peter Griffin reference , I think a lot of people just assume that a story is supposed to be real, even when the OP never claimed that it was actually true.
Well be that as it may or not be Peter Griffin reference , I think a lot of people just assume that a story is supposed to be real, even when the OP never claimed that it was actually true.
#69 to #43 - archael (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's a difference, but how are you going to know if it's real? Are you going to track them down and interrogate them?

I just read a story. If I like it, I like it. I don't care if it's true simple because some of my absolute favourite stories are fiction. I enjoy it for what it is as a story, not for it's legitimacy.

Just how I personally treat it.
User avatar #72 to #69 - lasmamoe (03/19/2014) [-]
I have no problems with fiction, or great stories in general. As long as they don't try to fool people, then im fine
#73 to #72 - archael (03/19/2014) [-]
People have been fooling people for thousands of years. I just think that if someone is trying to fool someone in order to get internet based affection it's not a big deal. If people believe it's true and give that person more attention, oh well. Everybody wins, really.

The respect that person A recieves from person B is only as valuable as person B is respectable. Getting some random internet person to believe you isn't all that great, and by extension fooling a random person on the internet isn't all that big of a deal. Not to me at least.

I certainly do understand where you're coming from. I absolutely detest misinformation, but I guess I just feel that stories are different.
#27 - noonesperfect ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Tumblr finally admitting they make pretty much everything up themselves?
Tumblr finally admitting they make pretty much everything up themselves?
#63 to #27 - sniperdawg (03/19/2014) [-]
THEY'RE BECOMING SELF AWARE! GOD HELP US!
THEY'RE BECOMING SELF AWARE! GOD HELP US!
#38 - xxrebeckahxx (03/18/2014) [-]
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#29 - gedab (03/18/2014) [-]
Goddamit, where is a "Lol, internet" gife when you need one.   
			****		 it, here is Nigel instead
Goddamit, where is a "Lol, internet" gife when you need one.
**** it, here is Nigel instead
#31 - biebergotswag (03/18/2014) [-]
mfw ****** tumb1r repost
#58 to #31 - yarr (03/19/2014) [-]
You actually spend all your time being an obvious troll.
Honestly mate, I'd rather hang myself.

arstechnica.com/science/2014/02/science-confirms-online-trolls-are-horrible-people-also-sadists/
#32 to #31 - swampwaterjack (03/18/2014) [-]
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use this to kill yourself
#33 to #32 - biebergotswag (03/18/2014) [-]
gr8 roll m8
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wow thx
#66 to #32 - edgeworthy (03/19/2014) [-]
I bow before the master roll.
I bow before the master roll.
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User avatar #56 to #54 - swampwaterjack (03/19/2014) [-]
? ? ? ? ?
#57 to #56 - legnak (03/19/2014) [-]
Mother 			******		. not only did I posted the wrong thing, but I also forgot to type...  Bad night... soz man >.<
Mother ****** . not only did I posted the wrong thing, but I also forgot to type... Bad night... soz man >.<
#48 to #32 - folkflunky (03/19/2014) [-]
That roll is so good you earned this. Congrats.
User avatar #49 to #48 - swampwaterjack (03/19/2014) [-]
thanks muchacho
User avatar #51 to #49 - folkflunky (03/19/2014) [-]
No problem m8.
User avatar #65 - jalthelas (03/19/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #5 posted by brokenhalf at I wake up everyday like this. ** :
yup. every day. every. ******* . day.


My story
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User avatar #60 - ilbacondeity (03/19/2014) [-]
The only tumblr post I will ever thumb up.
#64 to #60 - kingkaga (03/19/2014) [-]
No kidding, I'm tired of all the tumblr **** here
#74 - John Cena (03/24/2014) [-]
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#53 - onecoolbean (03/19/2014) [-]
**onecoolbean rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Human beings in a mob ** tfw i tell a story
#46 - oxymoronking (03/19/2014) [-]
HERE PEASENTS, I MADE THIS FOR YOU. SOME DAY IT WILL BE RELEVANT
#39 - mankey ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Like all those ones containing "Girls" You know, those mysterious creatures you see on the bus, who have their own bathrooms, and spray stingy liquid in your face if you get too close?

Thanks Yahtzee for that one.
#42 to #39 - John Cena (03/19/2014) [-]
Hey guys, we found the foreveraloner
User avatar #59 to #39 - disembodiedlord (03/19/2014) [-]
I can hear the fedoras from here.
User avatar #62 to #59 - A Pickle (03/19/2014) [-]
I can hear the neckbeards a-growin' as well.
User avatar #67 to #50 - mankey ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah well. what do straight guys want? "I want a woman. Soft, sleek, feminine" What do you want Dave? "I wanna **** a bloke. I want a big strong bloke to **** me in the arse. Or is that a bit too tough, for you and your pussy lovin mates? You want vaginas. Yeah well **** you son, cos we want cock son! Cock! You go play with your girly tits you ******* fag." Straight, it's the new gay.

Thanks to Steve Hughes for that one.
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