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Light Bulb Man. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. IN COLLEGE MY JOB WAS TO GO AROUND TO THE DORM BUILDINGS AND CHANGE LIGHT BUL

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IN COLLEGE MY JOB WAS TO GO AROUND
TO THE DORM BUILDINGS
AND CHANGE LIGHT BULBS
Basically my school _ "
assumed that the .
average undergrad
was incapable of
changing their own
lightbulbs and thus
paid me the princely
sum of . 75/ hour
to bear this burden
in their stead.
All told it was a pretty cool job.
They gave me a staff ID badge that essentially
let me go wherever and do whatever the fuck
I wanted on campus.
THERE WERE SOME PRETTY
RAD PERKS
DINING HALL
AM you can
Eventually the kitchen and cleaning staff gave
me a nickname which filled me with an
inexplicable joy.
It was kind of like if I was on an airplane and
the pilot gave me wings and let me fly the
plane and called me "Cap' n."
BUT IT WASN' T ALL FUN
AND GAMES
Part of my job was changing the bulbs in
the dormitory bathrooms.
This meant that I would quite frequently be
working in the ladies room.
It was just awkward in general.
One day there was a report of a light
out in the bathroom of Holland Hall,
the dorm.
I knocked on the door and announced
my presence to make sure nobody was
in there before I got to work.
The light was in the ceiling,
right above one of the
stalls, so in order to
reach it I had to stand
on the toilet bowl.
AS I AM DOING THIS A GIRL
WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM
She had obviously just woken up.
I let her know I was fixing a light and
that I should be out in a minute.
WILL BE
semour “SECONDS
LIKE
So she goes in the stall right next to mine
and she just lays down the rudest dump
I have ever heard in my entire life
IT WAS INSANE
It was like Ragnarok
or a hydrogen bomb explosion
only louder and more destructive.
Like it probably smelled worse too.
Worse than millions of charred irradiated corpses.
THATIS NASTY
The combination of fear, awe and newfound
respect startled me into dropping my
screwdriver.
It rolled underneath the
divider and into the
still very active and
occupied stall next
door.
I' d like to say there was an uncomfortable
silence at this point but my neighbor
showed no sign of relenting her aural assault.
During a brief respite from the bowel barrage
she picked up the screwdriver and reached
under the divider to hand it back to me.
She didn' t say a word.
wtf
u.) At Ion last she flushed
the toilet and left the
bathroom.
SHE DID NOT WASH
HER HANDS
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - coopdawg
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Obviously made up. 0/10. Women don't poop.
User avatar #6 to #3 - danster
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Then how does one give birth?
User avatar #13 to #6 - nuclearkitteh
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Through the vagina, which has nothing to do with ********.
User avatar #61 to #13 - danster
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Unless your mother calls you a piece of ****, then yeah, it pertains to ********.
User avatar #49 to #6 - yisumad
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Magic
#7 to #6 - anon id: 90ecd10c
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Noone gives a birth. It just happens. What are you some kind of a little boy everything must be GIVEN to you?
User avatar #130 to #3 - pickstar
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(07/10/2014) [-]
COME ON. ME AND YOU COOPDAWG. Let us get you the 14 necessary to get you coloured text (if you want)
User avatar #131 to #130 - coopdawg
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Sure, but how?
User avatar #135 to #131 - pickstar
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(07/10/2014) [-]
We ask all our FJ friends to thumb this
#26 to #3 - sjurmen
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(07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - neverborn
Reply +86 123456789123345869
(07/09/2014) [-]
Indeed, we know for a fact that the female human constantly excretes through their mouth.
#20 to #4 - adplum
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(07/09/2014) [-]
#10 - JustintheWaysian
Reply +92 123456789123345869
(07/09/2014) [-]
>state college job
>give details of job
>tell experience of someone ********
>they didn't wash hands
>...

Kind of entertaining and hardly interesting

inb4 "why so salty bro? You're supposed to be XDXDXD SO HILARIOUS OMG FUNNIEST **** I'VE EVERY SEEN LOLOLOLOL XD"
User avatar #99 to #10 - YllekNayr
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(07/10/2014) [-]
It's not necessarily supposed to be funny.
Like all those ******* "fact comps"
best site on the internet just uploads whatever
You do sound pissed though
#104 to #99 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Apparently expressing dissatisfaction =/= pissed off, even though I was more disappointed. I like the logic though sarcasm
User avatar #105 to #104 - YllekNayr
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(07/10/2014) [-]
What logic is involved in saying you sound pissed off
#106 to #105 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
That's my point, the logic was very poor in arriving at the conclusion that I'm somehow "pissed off" when I expressed my dissatisfaction with the content.
User avatar #107 to #106 - YllekNayr
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(07/10/2014) [-]
No, there is no point. No logic was used. I'm not expressing any argument. I'm giving an opinion. One that seems pretty accurate, imo.

But it sure is fun to try and invalidate someone else's opinion by spouting "good logic" whenever
#109 to #107 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
You're entitled to your wrong opinion
User avatar #110 to #109 - YllekNayr
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(07/10/2014) [-]
You still sound pissed
#111 to #110 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
You're still entitled to a wrong opinion

Thinking that someone is pissed because they disagree or are unsatisfied is a poor paradigm for facilitating discussion
User avatar #114 to #111 - YllekNayr
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
I think you're pissed because you sound pissed.

And the red thumbs, too.
#115 to #114 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
So handing out red thumbs now means that someone is pissed off? Therefore, you are pissed off as you have handed out red thumbs to me.
#117 to #115 - YllekNayr
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Whatever dude. Twist my words however you like. Try this next time
#118 to #117 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Disagreement with others does not imply anger
Dissatisfaction with someone/something does not imply anger
Giving red thumbs, which is an expression of an opinion, does not imply anger
Exposing a flaw in a train of thought does not imply being butthurt
You're entitled to a wrong opinion
User avatar #122 to #118 - YllekNayr
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
>opinion
>wrong
#123 to #122 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Troll harder
User avatar #124 to #123 - YllekNayr
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
>Disagreeing with me
>Must be troll
#125 to #124 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
I'm not replying to anything else you put up because you lack elementary reasoning and are only trolling to receive attention, instead of actually discussing something, and trying to explain or talk something out with you is an absolute waste of my time

Godspeed on your future trolling endeavors
User avatar #126 to #125 - YllekNayr
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you're ******* stupid
#76 to #10 - emperorskittles
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(07/10/2014) [-]
"why so salty bro?"
I can't contain me lels
User avatar #23 to #10 - girvana
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/09/2014) [-]
You need some water for that salty attitude. o ___ o
#57 to #23 - anon id: e439cd16
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Here take this
User avatar #41 to #10 - ugoboom
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(07/09/2014) [-]
why so salty bro? You're supposed to be XDXDXD SO HILARIOUS OMG FUNNIEST **** I'VE EVERY SEEN LOLOLOLOL XD
#42 to #41 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
New this was coming very soon
#43 to #42 - JustintheWaysian
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
-_- Knew*
#19 to #10 - ihateemo
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/09/2014) [-]
why so salty bro
#16 to #10 - venomousvalentine
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(07/09/2014) [-]
You can discredit most things by giving a blunt summary.

The comedy in this is the way he told the story. The mannerisms and drawings and metaphors he used, rather.
User avatar #18 to #16 - pwnagraphy
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(07/09/2014) [-]
I concur

I actually don't give a ****, I just wanted to comment because of MY ***** LEVIATHAN
#44 to #16 - JustintheWaysian
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Because describing a really bad **** as a catastrophic event or large explosion is totally original and funny.

The flow of the comic wasn't that great either. It leads the reader to believe that there will be a punchline of some sort and there isn't. It's like the Transformers movie, where it's on a high note the entire movie and leaves minimal room for easing down the audience; it's just a bad ending.
#33 - skysailor
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(07/09/2014) [-]
MFW People don't wash their hands.
#36 to #33 - thatguyontheright
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(07/09/2014) [-]
**thatguyontheright rolled image**

I don't like that either.
#9 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Since I moved to mississippi, I am disgusted with the girls here   
I'll be washing my hands in the sink and every girl who finishes after me just touches up in the mirror (touching their face all over) and leaves   
MFW
Since I moved to mississippi, I am disgusted with the girls here
I'll be washing my hands in the sink and every girl who finishes after me just touches up in the mirror (touching their face all over) and leaves
MFW
#71 to #9 - Pompano
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Dude, I know! When I moved to Southern Miss for school I saw some nasty ****. I had a communal dorm shower and some asshat **** all over the floor one day. The worst part was that he half-assedly tried to wafflestamp that sucker down the drain. Splattered mess. I actually got staff infection on my foot from the shower one time.
User avatar #22 to #9 - choclategum
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(07/09/2014) [-]
>mississippi

'Nuff said
#27 to #22 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/09/2014) [-]
There was a poll saying that the most attractive campus girls are at Ole Miss (my university)   
yeaaaaa only on grove days, other than they they look like a ball of **** that slopped on a ****** ponytail that left all hygiene at home   
MFW Ole Miss girls say that they are the prettiest
There was a poll saying that the most attractive campus girls are at Ole Miss (my university)
yeaaaaa only on grove days, other than they they look like a ball of **** that slopped on a ****** ponytail that left all hygiene at home
MFW Ole Miss girls say that they are the prettiest
#67 to #27 - zebanktoon
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(07/10/2014) [-]
**** man I didn't know other people from mississippi come here.
**** man I didn't know other people from mississippi come here.
#94 to #67 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #72 to #67 - Pompano
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(07/10/2014) [-]
not like there's anything else to do while in mississippi. Southern Miss!!
#89 to #72 - zebanktoon
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(07/10/2014) [-]
True that mah brotha
True that mah brotha
User avatar #108 to #27 - moda
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(07/10/2014) [-]
my ****** at ole miss dude best place for bitches and partying
User avatar #119 to #108 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/10/2014) [-]
yea if you want to get the latest genital warts or herpes than feel free to party with them
#39 to #27 - Orc
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(07/09/2014) [-]
I'm surprised that you actually own the University of Mississippi. That's quite impressive.
#53 to #39 - sierramistfourteen
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/10/2014) [-]
shhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhh
#65 to #53 - trainalf
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(07/10/2014) [-]
You're at Ole Miss? I'm heading there in August.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Hoddy Toddy
I'll be a Junior hbu?
We'll have to say hi to each other
#68 to #66 - trainalf
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(07/10/2014) [-]
First year; I actually got back from my orientation a few weeks ago. Lot of people from Texas coming next year.
User avatar #95 to #68 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/10/2014) [-]
what is your major/
I am pharmacy
#96 to #95 - trainalf
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(07/10/2014) [-]
I'm going to the Business school: istration. Largest class there I'm told.
User avatar #98 to #96 - sierramistfourteen
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(07/10/2014) [-]
of freshmen? yes, yes indeed
User avatar #30 - ljxjlos
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Combining woman and toilets is the easiest way to get rid of your libido for quite a while.

I tend to go to quite many festivals. I´m a bit of a pussy what hygene is concerned, tho, so I wake up at 5 every morning (or whenever the showers open) to take a shower and go to one of the regularely cleaned toilet-wagons you have no idea how much better a real toilet feels on a festival if you haven´t tried it yet. It´s worth the money
Either way, one morning I woke up to early and the toilets weren´t open yet, but luckily they just cleaned out the portable toilets, so I decided to go on one of those, breaking my rules because well...they where just cleaning and the only person waiting to go there was a 9/10 chick.
Definitely noone to destroy a toilet in one go.

WRONG!

Seriously, the whole toilet was clean and empty beforehand, just a bit wet because they cleaned it completely with a garden hose...

When I tried to go in there I actually threw up in my mouth. I´ve been to a fish market in denmark and got lost, ending up in a small street where they just got rid of rotten leftovers. My grandpa is a hunter and I once had to help him carry away a rotten deer-carcass that was somehow ripped in two halfes. I´ve worked in a kindergarten for mentally handicapped and had to clean up after two kids decided to battle each other with their own poo. I´ve burned a hole in my hand, down to the bone and smelled it....all of those things didn´t smell half as bad as the massacre she left in there. I mean, I´m german, but even to me that holocaust was to gruesome. The ******* pile in there was as big as if she has a gangbang with the bloods and left her fatherless black septuplets lying in there...

...and the whole ******* nightmare was covered by only ONE ******* PIECE of toilet paper. One ******* piece.

Seriously, I can´t look at woman like before since that moment.

I´m a broken man.
User avatar #31 to #30 - ljxjlos
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(07/09/2014) [-]
*had a gangbang...or had had. No idea.
#50 to #30 - anon id: d50f541d
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(07/10/2014) [-]
though*
#90 to #30 - anon id: aba874be
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whyd you smell your hand dude
User avatar #8 - wotlqq
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(07/09/2014) [-]
plot twist she is now your gf
#45 - slendermanvagina
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(07/10/2014) [-]
all of this occurred seconds before reports of a nuclear explosion centered around the megaton college began flooding that media.
#5 - anon id: a2a95652
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(07/09/2014) [-]
I went out with a girl once who told me that girl's toilets at a university are beyond grim.
#12 to #5 - vorarephilia
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Worked as a janitor for about a year. While men's rooms have a way of staying at a certain level of uncleanliness compared to women's rooms. but when something goes bad in the women's, it goes baaaaaad.
Worked as a janitor for about a year. While men's rooms have a way of staying at a certain level of uncleanliness compared to women's rooms. but when something goes bad in the women's, it goes baaaaaad.

User avatar #14 to #12 - heartlessrobot
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(07/09/2014) [-]
Worst I've seen in a dudes bathroom is turds stuck to the ceiling after a tard went *******.
#15 to #14 - vorarephilia
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(07/09/2014) [-]
someone shat in the tank.

I think that bears repeating, IN. THE. TANK. They removed the cover too crap in it.

Was it drugs? Alcohol? Pure malice? I don't think I will ever know why. but they did it, and I had to clean it.
User avatar #34 to #15 - goodguygary
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that's a double decker man, but i've seen the aftermath of someone ******** on the toilet seat, then squishing it down with the seat cover. that is a ******* nightmare
#52 to #34 - anon id: d50f541d
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(07/10/2014) [-]
upper decker*
#47 - romeosdistress
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(07/10/2014) [-]
I'm calling ******** on this entire story. Women don't poop.
I'm calling ******** on this entire story. Women don't poop.
User avatar #51 to #47 - xsap
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(07/10/2014) [-]
a black guy trying to be black and failing at it. times have changed
#56 to #47 - DiabloStrawhat
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I dated this one girl from two years, then I heard the sound of pooping coming from her bathroom. Naturally, I concluded that my girlfriend was secretly a man, and I left her.
User avatar #59 to #56 - romeosdistress
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And you were absolutely right to. That lying ****. Everyone knows women don't poop. He could have at least tried to lie a little more convincingly.
User avatar #60 to #59 - DiabloStrawhat
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He was pretty convincing. Had a vagina and everything.
User avatar #62 to #60 - romeosdistress
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(07/10/2014) [-]
Well at least he tried a little.
User avatar #24 - schmitty
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Being in the Army and now working at a bowling alley, I've cleaned LOTS of bathrooms. In my experience, female bathrooms are 100% of the time worse than the male's bathroom. I don't know why, but that's always the case. And everytime I see the female's bathroom and it's worse than the male's I'm surprised, and I don't know why.
User avatar #55 to #24 - thempc
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my mom is a teacher and she once told about how a student at her school, who in a fit of rage had taken the plastic shopping bag in whcich he had brought his lunch and stormed off to the bathroom. once there he proceeded to **** into the bag and rub it all over the wall. also in my years in the american public school systems i have seen many horrors, ***** in urinals, ***** on floors, bananas, water bottles, mysterious bloody objects and other discarded trash in urinals and sinks, and so many dick drawings. dicks in pen, pencil, sharpie, scratched into walls, splattered in stalls with mysterious liquid. quite a marvel of the modern world
User avatar #37 to #24 - somethingpants
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I had to clean the bathrooms at a school last year because my mom was the janitor and enjoys torturing me.
The girls bathroom wasn't that bad. For some reason I guess teenage girls feel like they can't go to the bathroom in public all that often.
However, the boys bathroom was....horrific. Piss on the walls, floor, and everywhere in between. One time someone **** all over a stall.
Plus boys frequently stole things from the bathroom. One kid stole a goddamn water fixture. I'm not sure they ever found out who, and it had to be replaced.
User avatar #46 to #37 - heartlessrobot
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Somehow a ******* sink was ripped out of the wall at my school. Three kids either got suspended or expelled, I forget which.
User avatar #48 to #46 - somethingpants
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How the **** does someone rip a sink out of the wall?
The thing that confused me is that the school literally had cameras in the hallway right next to the bathroom, but somehow nobody was able to find out who walked out of the bathroom with a freaking sink fixture.
User avatar #132 to #48 - heartlessrobot
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This was like, the three biggest guys in the ******* school. One was a 6 foot 10, 300 lb white boy that sent the ******** running when he got pissed. I think he was only suspended, since he was the star on the football team.
User avatar #133 to #132 - somethingpants
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To be fair, it sounds like there was a high possibility of him eating the principal otherwise.
#38 to #37 - Orc
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**Orc rolled image** at my school, boys frequently shat and rubbed it on the wall.
User avatar #40 to #38 - somethingpants
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The least vomit-inducing thing that went on in that bathroom was that one kid smoked in there.
There was actually a time when two junior boys were both taking a piss in there and one just decided to piss all over his friend.