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Life tips

An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
Highschool Students His Personal
List Of Wisest Words... And They
Make A Lot Of Sense.
L There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
is not one of them
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don' t knock it till you try it.
4. if a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
owe him a buck.
S. Always use "we" when referring to your home
team.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep t
7, Don' t underestimate free throws in a game of
HORSE.
8. lust because you can doesn' t mean you should.
9. Don' t dumb yourself down.
10 You only get one chance to notice a new
haircut.
11. if you' re staying more than one night, unpack.
12, Never park in front of a bar.
13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline.
Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and
first girl/ boyfriend.
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A suntan is earned, not bought.
17, Never lie to your doctor.
18 All guns are loaded.
19. Don' t mention sunburns. Believe me, they
know.
20 The best way to show thanks is to wear it.
Even if it' s only once,
21, Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet,
and TV once a year.
22. Don' t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
23. A handshake beats an autograph.
24, Don' t linger in the doorway In or out.
25. if you choose to go in drag, don' t sell yourself
short.
26 you want to know what makes you unique,
sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special
event.
28. Be mindful of what comes between you and
the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and
sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
30. When youve with new friends, don' t just talk
about old friends.
31, Eat lunch with the new kids.
32. When traveling, keep your wits about you. No
matter where you are.
33. ts never too late for an apology.
34 Don' t pose with booze. its unbecoming
35. ffyou have the right of way, TAKE .
36, You don' t get to choose your own nickname
37. When you marry someone, remember you marry
their entire family.
38. Never push someone off a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman
if she is pregnant.
40. ts not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live
up to it.
41, Don' t make a scene
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
is best.
43, Know when to ignore the camera.
46, Never gloat.
45, Invest in great luggage,
46, Make time for your mother on your birthday. It' s a
special day for her too
47. When opening presents, no one likes a good
guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.
49. Give credit, Take blame.
SO. Suck it up every now and then.
51. Never be the last one in the pool.
52. Don' t stare.
53, Address everyone that carries a firearm
professionally
54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once.
55 ffyou’ dudeyour point,
56. Admit it when you' re wrong.
57. ffyou offer to help don' t quit until thejoz is done.
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
59, Thank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
61, Forgive yourself for your mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don' t boo, Even the ref is somebody' s son.
64. Know how to cook one good meal
65. Learn to drive manual/ stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over
a lifetime,
67. it' s okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68 Dance with your mother/ father.
69. Don' t lose your cool, Especially at work.
70. Always thank the host.
71. if you don' t understand, ask before it' s too late,
72. Know the size of your boyfriend/ girlfriend' s
clothes.
73. There is nothing wrong with a plain toshiro.
74. Be a good listener. Don' t Just take your turn to
talk.
75, Keep your word.
76. in college always sit near the front. You' ll stand
our immediately and come grade time it will come in
handy
77. Carry your mother' s bags. She carried you for 9
months.
78 Be patient with airport security, They arepost
doing .
79, Don' t be the talker in a movie,
80, The opposite sex likes people who shower.
81, You are what you do Nut what you say.
82. Learn to change tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead
of them.
84. An hour with grandparents is time well
spent. Ask for advice when you need it.
Don' t litter,
86. ffyou have a sister, get to know her
boyfriend. Your opinion is Important.
87, You won' t always be the strongest or
fastest. But you can' t be the toughest.
88. Never call someone before or after aam
and ppm.
89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
91. Always wear a bra to work.
92. There is a fine line between looking sultry
and slutty. Find t
93. You' re never too old to need your Mom,
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear
heels on the first date commit to keeping
them on and keeping your trap shut about
how much your feet kill.
95 Knowone words to your national anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not be the best,
but I promise making a fool of yourself is
more fun than sitting on the bench alone
97. Smile at strangers.
98, Make Goals
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.
100 if you HAVE to fight, punch first and
punch hard.
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#32 - plokix (03/26/2014) [-]
"Punch first and punch hard."
"Punch first and punch hard."
User avatar #149 to #32 - tehlulzbringer (03/26/2014) [-]
*run in circles around the one you're fighting while he does the same, hope that lag rules in your favor and stealth attack the ****** when you get behind him. rinse and repeat

fix'd
#119 to #32 - John Cena (03/26/2014) [-]
This gif always makes me lol.

That guy straight up DIED. Judging by the location, estus level and charge he was probably near SL 100 with high vitality as he wasn't wearing armour. The ******* shrooms are nutz.
User avatar #169 to #32 - mondominiman ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
That's one reason I didn't like the game. What's the point of having a health bar if nearly everything 1 hit kills you
User avatar #65 to #32 - JimmyRocketfingers (03/26/2014) [-]
That mushroom has his **** together. And he knocked the **** out of me the first time I underestimated him, life lesson learned
User avatar #17 - deathleprechaun (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm a little uncomfortable with wearing a bra to work...
#24 to #17 - spyter (03/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (03/26/2014) [-]
Pointing out sunburns is rude.

What those people need is a big, tight hug.
User avatar #29 to #12 - TheHutchie (03/26/2014) [-]
And a strong pat on the back to show that you care.
User avatar #132 to #29 - prohibullion (03/26/2014) [-]
I hate both of you so much.
User avatar #135 to #132 - TheHutchie (03/26/2014) [-]
That's a shame because I like both of your usernames so much.
User avatar #36 - theblastradius (03/26/2014) [-]
"When you marry someone, you marry their whole family."

Therefore I am married to my sister in law

Therefore I can sleep with my sister in law.
#52 to #36 - John Cena (03/26/2014) [-]
incest is best
#11 - ktom (03/26/2014) [-]
"don't call anyone before or after 9 am or 9 pm"
#15 to #11 - gromgalgo (03/26/2014) [-]
TL; DR
Don't call people.
User avatar #37 to #15 - ThisHomeBoy (03/26/2014) [-]
TL; DR
Don't.
User avatar #18 to #15 - deathleprechaun (03/26/2014) [-]
In what possible way it that too long?
#20 to #18 - gromgalgo (03/26/2014) [-]
*cough cough*

Can't believe I'm answering this...

The old "AKA" (Also known as) felt unsuited - While "don't call anyone before or after 9 am or 9 pm" basically states "don't ever call anyone", because it's always before or after the given time periods, one could also just say "Don't ever call anyone at all", or even shorter "Don't call people" which would be quite short, even shorter than the first statement.

(A somewhat serious) TL; DR
That's the joke...
#98 to #20 - John Cena (03/26/2014) [-]
How about the actual meaning "Call people between 0900 and 2100"?
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathleprechaun (03/26/2014) [-]
Thanks. I respectfully disagree though as I feel that "TL;DR" is more specific to blocks of text one paragraph or longer.
#22 to #21 - gromgalgo (03/26/2014) [-]
....? Have it your way dude
TL; DR
...?
User avatar #8 - decayingapple (03/26/2014) [-]
Yay, more life tips that I will probably forget in the next few minutes!
#2 - luderudecrude (03/25/2014) [-]
It's a numbered list, not an essay. I think some leeway is due.
I would have thumbed this up about 12 times if i could
#105 - juha ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
"It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it"
#31 - mewcubed ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't really want to keep a picture of my first significant other. They wanted to 			****		 after a month of dating and we were twelve years old.
I don't really want to keep a picture of my first significant other. They wanted to **** after a month of dating and we were twelve years old.
User avatar #79 to #31 - rhc (03/26/2014) [-]
it's talking about your first real girl/boyfriend. your first "Summer" from 500 days of Summer
User avatar #83 to #79 - mewcubed ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
None of my relationships were like that so still, no thank you
#84 to #83 - rhc (03/26/2014) [-]
well that's a god damn shame. you gotta find yourself someone you can fall in love with.
well that's a god damn shame. you gotta find yourself someone you can fall in love with.
User avatar #99 to #84 - mewcubed ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I think I might have, but after all the others I don't want to think about it
User avatar #85 to #31 - dogziller (03/26/2014) [-]
thats why girls who wait and commit to a relationship are sexier in my view.
User avatar #101 to #85 - mewcubed ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Well I barely had hormones so we didn't, if that's what you're thinking
#53 to #31 - John Cena (03/26/2014) [-]
makes you look like a pedo keeping a young girls photo
User avatar #72 to #53 - mewcubed ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Well he's a dude
#4 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [-]
you can totally choose your own nickname if it's awesome enough   
   
i started college as "Toaster"   
even had a kickass background story    
(which was a lie. because i just really wanted to be nicknamed toaster)    
 just a silly idea i had from grade school    
   
what i couldn't do was ever get people to call me by my real name afterwards
you can totally choose your own nickname if it's awesome enough

i started college as "Toaster"
even had a kickass background story
(which was a lie. because i just really wanted to be nicknamed toaster)
just a silly idea i had from grade school

what i couldn't do was ever get people to call me by my real name afterwards
#28 to #4 - John Cena (03/26/2014) [-]
Whaddup toaster.
#63 to #28 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [-]
see now im debating whether this is someone that actually knew me as toaster or just some random anonymous
User avatar #82 to #4 - potrsr (03/26/2014) [-]
i also choose/made my own nickname and i still have it. After 10 years... In middle school i thought i will get rid of it but few people from elementary school(2nd grade was the time I've made it) were in same middle school as me so by the end of it middle, every one called me by nickname. Now in collage, only 1 person knew my nick name and now half the class(only 30ppl on my field) calls me that.

The story behind it is, we shortened some one's last name and add few letters to it and me being not original, ive made my nickname based on his.. . Friends agreed so they call me that.

Fun fact, only people 3 people were around when I choose my nickname and no one asked how I got that nickname because it makes sense...
#86 to #82 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [-]
well good god man   
   
what was the nickname???
well good god man

what was the nickname???
User avatar #170 to #4 - monkeybrains ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
I got called "The Colonel" in High School. Apparently knowing a metric ******* of military history and terms and other things relating to wars gets you some pretty cool nicknames.
User avatar #10 to #4 - schmitty (03/26/2014) [-]
Just because you CAN choose/make your own nickname doesn't mean should. Nicknames are supposed to be earned, whether you like the reason for them or not.
#130 to #10 - aerosol (03/26/2014) [-]
>tfw everyone at work calls me baby girl
>tfw everyone at work calls me baby girl
#64 to #10 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [-]
and no i definitely get that too

for what its worth, i did earn that name as well in two accidental ways 1. by being known for being extremely hot like a furnace all the time (never wearing coats in winter, dying in summer, etc.) and 2. by smoking tons of weed (having been the only of our group from colorado, i blew everyone else out of the water freshman year because i was constantly "toasted")

the latter of those is why i stopped wanting that nickname
so yeah of course i understand where he was coming from

i just wanted to point out that i was successful regardless
#33 to #10 - flufflepuff (03/26/2014) [-]
My nickname in highschool was "fingers"

Hue
#27 - solitaryweasel (03/26/2014) [-]
*****		 dont tell me what to do
***** dont tell me what to do
#106 - auan (03/26/2014) [-]
"Don't knock it till you try it"
okay
heroin, PCP, ecstasy, cocaine, ALL OF THE ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES!
Also prostitution, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia, arachnophilia(dem legs), eating fecal matter, SNORTING fecal matter!
User avatar #120 to #106 - misfitsftw (03/26/2014) [-]
people have tried and enjoyed those things. you wont know if you're one of them until you try it.
User avatar #112 to #106 - spearpwi (03/26/2014) [-]
Like all good advice, you have to apply your own common sense and ideals. Don't be an idiot.
User avatar #118 - scratchinmagician (03/26/2014) [-]
**scratchinmagician rolled a random comment #13 posted by undeadmaus at Mind Blown over Aladdin Theory ** :
that ain't tumblr bruh
the wise words my teacher gave me
#71 - niklamacz (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, thank you for the motivation...
#104 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
>Live up to your heritage
This is my heritage. I am a disappointment.
#165 to #104 - newdevyx (03/26/2014) [-]
You're not the only one.
#3 - semo (03/26/2014) [-]
hue.
User avatar #92 to #3 - koff (03/26/2014) [-]
According to that, OP ****** up #87
"you wont always be the strongest or fastest, but you cant be the toughest."
#157 - gharshi (03/26/2014) [-]
another good one my psychology teacher told us:   
"people won't remember your words. they will only remember how they made them feel"   
   
   
 gif unrelated
another good one my psychology teacher told us:
"people won't remember your words. they will only remember how they made them feel"


gif unrelated
User avatar #162 to #157 - nibbero (03/26/2014) [-]
"Don't remember the Gif, remember the way it made you feel."

-Nibbero 2014
#134 - farblaze (03/26/2014) [-]
don't knock it   the door  until you try it
don't knock it the door until you try it
#171 to #133 - John Cena (03/27/2014) [-]
they are actually just regular burns.
heat causes burns.
radiation causes cancer.
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