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An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
Highschool Students His Personal
List Of Wisest Words... And They
Make A Lot Of Sense.
L There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
is not one of them
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don' t knock it till you try it.
4. if a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
owe him a buck.
S. Always use "we" when referring to your home
team.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep t
7, Don' t underestimate free throws in a game of
HORSE.
8. lust because you can doesn' t mean you should.
9. Don' t dumb yourself down.
10 You only get one chance to notice a new
haircut.
11. if you' re staying more than one night, unpack.
12, Never park in front of a bar.
13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline.
Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and
first girl/ boyfriend.
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A suntan is earned, not bought.
17, Never lie to your doctor.
18 All guns are loaded.
19. Don' t mention sunburns. Believe me, they
know.
20 The best way to show thanks is to wear it.
Even if it' s only once,
21, Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet,
and TV once a year.
22. Don' t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
23. A handshake beats an autograph.
24, Don' t linger in the doorway In or out.
25. if you choose to go in drag, don' t sell yourself
short.
26 you want to know what makes you unique,
sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special
event.
28. Be mindful of what comes between you and
the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and
sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
30. When youve with new friends, don' t just talk
about old friends.
31, Eat lunch with the new kids.
32. When traveling, keep your wits about you. No
matter where you are.
33. ts never too late for an apology.
34 Don' t pose with booze. its unbecoming
35. ffyou have the right of way, TAKE .
36, You don' t get to choose your own nickname
37. When you marry someone, remember you marry
their entire family.
38. Never push someone off a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman
if she is pregnant.
40. ts not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live
up to it.
41, Don' t make a scene
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
is best.
43, Know when to ignore the camera.
46, Never gloat.
45, Invest in great luggage,
46, Make time for your mother on your birthday. It' s a
special day for her too
47. When opening presents, no one likes a good
guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.
49. Give credit, Take blame.
SO. Suck it up every now and then.
51. Never be the last one in the pool.
52. Don' t stare.
53, Address everyone that carries a firearm
professionally
54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once.
55 ffyou’ dudeyour point,
56. Admit it when you' re wrong.
57. ffyou offer to help don' t quit until thejoz is done.
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
59, Thank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
61, Forgive yourself for your mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don' t boo, Even the ref is somebody' s son.
64. Know how to cook one good meal
65. Learn to drive manual/ stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over
a lifetime,
67. it' s okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68 Dance with your mother/ father.
69. Don' t lose your cool, Especially at work.
70. Always thank the host.
71. if you don' t understand, ask before it' s too late,
72. Know the size of your boyfriend/ girlfriend' s
clothes.
73. There is nothing wrong with a plain toshiro.
74. Be a good listener. Don' t Just take your turn to
talk.
75, Keep your word.
76. in college always sit near the front. You' ll stand
our immediately and come grade time it will come in
handy
77. Carry your mother' s bags. She carried you for 9
months.
78 Be patient with airport security, They arepost
doing .
79, Don' t be the talker in a movie,
80, The opposite sex likes people who shower.
81, You are what you do Nut what you say.
82. Learn to change tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead
of them.
84. An hour with grandparents is time well
spent. Ask for advice when you need it.
Don' t litter,
86. ffyou have a sister, get to know her
boyfriend. Your opinion is Important.
87, You won' t always be the strongest or
fastest. But you can' t be the toughest.
88. Never call someone before or after aam
and ppm.
89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
91. Always wear a bra to work.
92. There is a fine line between looking sultry
and slutty. Find t
93. You' re never too old to need your Mom,
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear
heels on the first date commit to keeping
them on and keeping your trap shut about
how much your feet kill.
95 Knowone words to your national anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not be the best,
but I promise making a fool of yourself is
more fun than sitting on the bench alone
97. Smile at strangers.
98, Make Goals
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.
100 if you HAVE to fight, punch first and
punch hard.
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User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (03/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Pointing out sunburns is rude.

What those people need is a big, tight hug.
#32 - plokix (03/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Punch first and punch hard."
"Punch first and punch hard."
User avatar #17 - deathleprechaun (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a little uncomfortable with wearing a bra to work...
User avatar #36 - theblastradius (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"When you marry someone, you marry their whole family."

Therefore I am married to my sister in law

Therefore I can sleep with my sister in law.
#11 - ktom (03/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"don't call anyone before or after 9 am or 9 pm"
#15 to #11 - gromgalgo (03/26/2014) [-]
TL; DR
Don't call people.
#4 - AnonymousDonor (03/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
you can totally choose your own nickname if it's awesome enough   
   
i started college as "Toaster"   
even had a kickass background story    
(which was a lie. because i just really wanted to be nicknamed toaster)    
 just a silly idea i had from grade school    
   
what i couldn't do was ever get people to call me by my real name afterwards
you can totally choose your own nickname if it's awesome enough

i started college as "Toaster"
even had a kickass background story
(which was a lie. because i just really wanted to be nicknamed toaster)
just a silly idea i had from grade school

what i couldn't do was ever get people to call me by my real name afterwards
#27 - solitaryweasel (03/26/2014) [-]
*****					 dont tell me what to do
***** dont tell me what to do
#2 - luderudecrude (03/25/2014) [-]
It's a numbered list, not an essay. I think some leeway is due.
I would have thumbed this up about 12 times if i could
#31 - mewcubed (03/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I don't really want to keep a picture of my first significant other. They wanted to 						****					 after a month of dating and we were twelve years old.
I don't really want to keep a picture of my first significant other. They wanted to **** after a month of dating and we were twelve years old.
User avatar #8 - decayingapple ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Yay, more life tips that I will probably forget in the next few minutes!
#35 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Obviously does not live in an open carry state
User avatar #44 to #35 - shadowsynergy (03/26/2014) [-]
"Professionally"
Also how hard is it to give a polite "Sir" To a couple people, just do it.
#106 - auan (03/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Don't knock it till you try it"
okay
heroin, PCP, ecstasy, cocaine, ALL OF THE ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES!
Also prostitution, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia, arachnophilia(dem legs), eating fecal matter, SNORTING fecal matter!
#34 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#5 makes you seem like a complete retard, ignore. Seriously, if you think liking a sports team qualifies you to be 'one of them', you need a goddam ego check.
User avatar #62 to #34 - frutus (03/26/2014) [-]
Obviously you're not a sports fan and should never again in your life have a ******* opinion on the matter.
#105 - juha (03/26/2014) [-]
"It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it"
User avatar #13 - dovydude (03/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
...Why should you never push someone off a dock?
#26 to #13 - jogoto (03/26/2014) [-]
it's just plain ****** rude
canada west side represent
User avatar #118 - scratchinmagician (03/26/2014) [-]
**scratchinmagician rolled a random comment #13 posted by undeadmaus at Mind Blown over Aladdin Theory ** :
that ain't tumblr bruh
the wise words my teacher gave me
#71 - niklamacz (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, thank you for the motivation...
#104 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Live up to your heritage
This is my heritage. I am a disappointment.
#3 - semo (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
hue.
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