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#1 - magicpotato (10/06/2015) [-]
>safety
> has band-aid on
I can tell this has been learned from exp
User avatar #104 to #1 - firedragonkong (10/07/2015) [-]
Because using the razor guard that every ******* razor comes with is to difficult?
User avatar #123 to #104 - QuestionMarks ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
mine didn't.....
User avatar #150 to #123 - firedragonkong (10/08/2015) [-]
Set yo razor game up *****
User avatar #9 - zeunfunnyguy ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
yeah im calling ******** on like half on these


what's up with not providing source?
#12 to #9 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Do you need source on how to throw a ******* handful of oreos in a bowl !?
User avatar #61 to #12 - shenro (10/07/2015) [-]
why would you do that tho? won't they get soggy from all the milk? i say, just take a bite and drink some milk, that way it wont become a soggy, nasty mess.
User avatar #146 to #61 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
dunking oreos in milk ******* ruins them
I'll never understand how people can like that
#73 to #61 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Some people like soggy oreos, but I've never heard of people taking a bite and sipping milk while still chewing. Most people will drink the milk after they finish all the oreos anyways.
User avatar #74 to #73 - shenro (10/07/2015) [-]
that's weird, i always eat cookies by biting them, drinkin a bit of milk and then chewin the cookie and swallowing.
#80 to #74 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Everyone's different I guess. That's all I can say. But I do believe the common way is to just dip it and eat it. Drink milk in between cookies or save it for the end. Personally I don't even drink the milk. Never liked it with the crumbs in it and on the bottom. Usually I had a separate glass of milk for drinking. That's my preference, but if I'm with normies I do it the common way.
User avatar #43 to #12 - zuel ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
They definitely got that one wrong. I turn my oreos to mush in a cup, not a bowl. that way i can pour it down my throat like the lazy **** I am.
#25 - vigilum ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Blow bees and wasps to get them off?
User avatar #118 to #25 - brotein (10/07/2015) [-]
Buzz buzz baby
#133 to #25 - myreadyassyolk (10/07/2015) [-]
Soon more fly on you and then ask for even more. They just want a quick buzz afterall.
Soon more fly on you and then ask for even more. They just want a quick buzz afterall.
#117 to #25 - malachitecobra (10/07/2015) [-]
well...
i mean...
yeah...
#3 - mudkipslayer (10/07/2015) [-]
World's most efficient way to get shot
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User avatar #5 to #3 - roninneko (10/07/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #11 to #5 - EdwardNigma (10/07/2015) [-]
>Walk into ghetto at night
>Blast those sick police scanner beats
>A couple of disreputable hoodlums part of a criminal gang hear this
>Accost you and your police radio blasting ass
>Think you might be a cop
>Get shot, because gangs usually don't like cops poking around

Congratulations, you are now dead.
User avatar #20 to #11 - arcadearcanum (10/07/2015) [-]
"Gangs usually don like cops poking around"
Shooting a cop is gonna start a full investigation of the neighborhood, to find the killer, only a retarded gang member would shoot a cop.
User avatar #23 to #20 - mudkipslayer (10/07/2015) [-]
In America, sure unless you black lel . Try that in any other country though and you Pepsi. Max.

Besides, if gang members were intelligent they wouldn't be in a gang to begin with.
User avatar #60 to #20 - heartlessrobot (10/07/2015) [-]
Isn't that literally every gang banger?
User avatar #66 to #60 - zmranger (10/07/2015) [-]
スザクとルルーシュでウッーウッーウマウマ(゚∀゚). Listened to this while watching your avatar. Priceless.
#119 to #66 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
you weeb as ****
#151 to #119 - zmranger (10/08/2015) [-]
At least I have the balls to log-in before start talking **** .
User avatar #19 to #11 - deutschblut (10/07/2015) [-]
Are you retarded?

Even ******* are smart enough not to kill cops.

They even smart enough to shoot the outer extremities and lower abdomen, so as not to get charged with murder.

Damn son. You dumber than a ***** ...
User avatar #47 to #19 - mudkipslayer (10/07/2015) [-]
Like I said, In America that might be true. But pull that **** in Brazil and you won't even hear the bullet. You even said it yourself, they smart enough to shoot but not kill.

Hence, my point still stands.
User avatar #35 to #11 - sharklazers (10/07/2015) [-]
"I have never heard of earphones"
User avatar #97 to #35 - alexthebest (10/07/2015) [-]
I think you're missing the point.
#30 to #5 - ygdosst ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
You're basically pretending to be a cop in an area with high gang activity, while sentiments againsts cops are at an all time high.

Really ******* dumb basically.
#41 to #3 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Going into a bad hood? play your right stereotype, dawg.   
   
I go full ese mafia
Russians are scary (Dan Soder-Stand Up-01.07.13)

Going into a bad hood? play your right stereotype, dawg.

I go full ese mafia
User avatar #71 to #41 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
Starbound referenced avatar?
#89 to #71 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Floran massster race
Floran massster race
#90 to #89 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
I can't go back to vanilla races after using mods.
#101 to #90 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
let me guess
User avatar #102 to #101 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
Sort of. They've since added actual pony classes with abilities.
#108 to #102 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Say one was interested in these mods, what would one google to find the source?
User avatar #110 to #108 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
community.playstarbound.com/resources/the-pony-modpack.1775/

I think it was this one, haven't played Starbound in a while. Floran mention as well.
#131 to #110 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
neat
User avatar #122 to #110 - derpishb (10/07/2015) [-]
I want it so hard. I have no "want" gifs/ pics. Yet there seems to be no download link!
#124 to #122 - fluttergrey (10/07/2015) [-]
You must be logged in to download the mod. Otherwise this shows instead of the download.
#111 to #110 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Thanks, I bought it during the summer sale, haven't even installed it yet. This might be a reason to.
#115 to #89 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I love starbound and I usually play the Hylotl or glitch, or novakid and I'd love to play with ya sometime if you'd like. also I really need help with some parts as I haven't played in forever and **** that giant boss thing from the space station
#132 to #115 - floran ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
multiplaying in SB is a pain, do you know any good server?
User avatar #141 to #132 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I normally just play on my own, so no. But I can look around for a reliable one. Also sorry for the late response, was playing starbound on a new character to try and get caught up.
#142 to #141 - floran ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
is ok, please do tell me if you find one
I would love to get a server to bring people in, last server I was in I ended gifting all my old weapons to people, that and sucking planets dry from minerals
User avatar #144 to #142 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Found one. at least I hope it works, they seem like nice people and everything
Address sb2.ilovebacons.com or without the 2 works as well
Account bacon
Password fixthelagdevs
and if you want to know my steam name, just im me and I'll tell ya
User avatar #68 to #41 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, so cuuuuuuuuuuute
#63 to #3 - balor (10/07/2015) [-]
You see Nikolai, when you are of walking in bad american areea, you bring lots of friend, like in peecture.

If gang see you, they think you gang too and leave you alone.
#21 to #3 - denniswilles (10/07/2015) [-]
Just avoid bad neighborhoods
#2 - Kallie (10/07/2015) [-]
Clearly they've never had cough syrup with coedine in it
#28 to #2 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Nor mentholated cough drops.
#17 to #2 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
>Read life hacks comp on the internet.
>Try some of the life hacks.
>Get cough.
>Eat a lot of honey, though I don't like it.
>Actually clears up cough.
>Remember pollen allergy.
>Die shortly after.
#26 to #17 - zielscheibe (10/07/2015) [-]
Beekeeper here anon


... I think you do not get allergic reactions from honey -

In fact , my brother is allergic to summer flowers and grass , the doctor told us that we could reduce his symptomes by chemical therapie or / and making him eat more honey that was harvested after the summer flowering.

So we did. I harvested 20 pounds of summer honey in late july. He consumed all of it until next years summer . As the flowering season started again , he still had his allergic reactions, but way less drastic than before. We will keep it up and hope that his body will grow further resistance . Maybe even cure the allergic reactions to a limit that they do not bother him at all.

but that is just my two Shekels here
User avatar #54 to #26 - zgbgydug ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I'm allergic to a fair amount of foods, and honey is actually one of the worst for me
User avatar #72 to #54 - WhereMehSammich (10/07/2015) [-]
Eat bees. Eventually you'll become immune to honey.
#14 - snakiter (10/07/2015) [-]
> lightswitch
> electricity
> magnet
> metal keys

What can go wrong ?

LIFE HACK :
- pop a ************* nail in the wall to hold your keys
or
- let your keys in a bowl at the entrance like everyone does
User avatar #44 to #14 - icewraithking (10/07/2015) [-]
> lightswitch
> electricity
> magnet
> metal keys

What can go wrong ?


The reverse side of light switches is really big, you can even fit a roll of money inside
about 2/3 of the reverse side is free
#27 to #14 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
If one lives an apartment or renting their home, they might not be allowed to "pop a ************* nail in the wall."
Further, some entrances are really too narrow to have a table with a bowl to toss keys in.
#112 to #14 - majormoron (10/07/2015) [-]
These things they sell at Walmart are super cheap and just stick to the wall. Plus when you want to take it off you just pull the tab on the bottom and it come off without a mess.
User avatar #18 to #14 - purelust (10/07/2015) [-]
As long as the magnet aint moving you're cool. However, I agree that it's completely unnecessary.
User avatar #56 to #18 - lolikikolik ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I thought that this is the only useful idea in this comp
#75 to #56 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
If your keychain has a clicker for your car, the magnet will probably **** it up, Extra points for that.
#85 to #75 - thrifty ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Nar that's more likely from oscillating EM fields, a standard magnet is alright for most electronics.*

The lightswitches I've fit are double-insulated with plastic around the terminals anyway, and they're super cheap.

*Except magnetic media.

*webm unrelated.
#6 - donfailed ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
>Oreos in a bowl of milk
By the time you get to the bottom ones they'll be so soggy it's be like eating wet toilet paper with a ******* of sugar
User avatar #88 to #6 - kevinipples ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
thats why you only put a few in at a time
#53 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** > soaking ur oreos til they crumble
User avatar #83 to #29 - rplix ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
The part with the hamster in the sock made me spit out my drink in laughter.
#86 - SonofChuck (10/07/2015) [-]
>Sex and exercise are the best things to do when you're feeling stressed or sad
>Sex and exercise are the best things to do when you're feeling stressed or sad
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (10/07/2015) [-]
So if I smoke cherry tobacco I'm golden. Thanks fj!
#13 - snakiter (10/07/2015) [-]
> use clothes pins to prevent your toothbrush from touching dirty counters

Fight me
#64 - captianmorningwood ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
What if you lost both Zipparah, Mr Zip, "Where me keys, where me phone" - Britain's Got Talent 2012 - UK version
User avatar #95 to #64 - shadowdoogen (10/07/2015) [-]
Don't buy a lottery ticket for one.
#15 - lordrainbowtron (10/07/2015) [-]
But that's a carabiner, not a keyring.
User avatar #24 to #15 - nimba (10/07/2015) [-]
It's a keyring if you put keys on it
#76 to #24 - lordrainbowtron (10/07/2015) [-]
So if you **** on the floor is it now called a toilet?
#79 to #78 - lordrainbowtron (10/07/2015) [-]
Interesting, I must do further reasearch
#59 - arolexion (10/07/2015) [-]
>Magnet + Lightswitch + CPU key
Of all the derps.
Magnet + Live current = Shocking surprise
Magnet + CPU key = have fun paying a **** ton of cash to turn your car on again
User avatar #82 to #59 - cormy ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
There's no problem with magnets and live currents but I would certainly be worried about the key programming.
#149 to #82 - arolexion (10/08/2015) [-]
Well okay.
#93 to #59 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
A magnet plus a current won't shock you...

The magnet may disrupt the current, depending on intensity, distance, etc. but you won't receive a shock.
User avatar #7 - shadowrated (10/07/2015) [-]
I'm too afraid criminals will think I'm a cop tryna bust them with a walkie talkie
User avatar #121 - peezle (10/07/2015) [-]
100 ACCURATE LIFE HACKS
User avatar #113 - trowlernotparas (10/07/2015) [-]
>cooking bacon in an oven
User avatar #106 - successfully (10/07/2015) [-]
Do you guys really cook bacon in the oven? I find frying it produces the best flavor.
#103 - froggets (10/07/2015) [-]
> Key finds phone
> phone finds keys

MFW I can't find either
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User avatar #137 to #103 - Marker (10/07/2015) [-]
they're where you last put them
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