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Life Saver

This could save a mans life...
This story pasted by a guy en Hedda really amazed me.
Basically he was in his ens day and mend his
ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of a laugh he
decided pee en it. To his utter shock and surprise, the
results came up with 2 lines as per the image mew.
This as we all knew basically means he is pregnant
right? Well obiviously he is not pregnant but he thought it
was really funny anyway, He took to Reddit where he
posted the picture. In the comments sameone said "it
this is true, yen shame check yourself for testicular
cancer" and that he needed to get to his GP as seen as
passible- It was may this chain of events happened as
when his GP checked him over, it turned out that he had
testicular cancer. He was fortunate enough to catch it in
the early stages. Se what is going on here? well the
pregnancy test is actually for samething called
Human HUG - This is produced in
the placenta of a woman and is thus a good test
pregnancy. it turns eat that HOE is also produced hymen
who suffer from testicular cancer.
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User avatar #2 - greatgatsby (03/02/2014) [-]
Amazing, a test that can detect two things that can ruin a man's life...
#69 to #2 - reespawn (03/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #69 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
Yay! now I can go to the Ukraine!
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#91 to #2 - peyko (03/03/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at glocks.... ** Mfw i like your thinking and hope you will become millionaire one day.
#120 to #2 - TehGordonFreeman (03/03/2014) [-]
over 1400 thumbs.

well damn.
User avatar #139 to #2 - dabronydude (03/03/2014) [-]
genius.
#82 to #2 - moosehat (03/03/2014) [-]
Brilliant.
#138 to #82 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#50 to #2 - afrogeist (03/03/2014) [-]
That was a nice one.
That was a nice one.
#136 to #50 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
Thanks baby!
#44 to #2 - sedativechunk (03/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #2 - dumdumduu (03/03/2014) [-]
You brilliant bastard.

I made this comment in hopes that some of your awesome would rub off into me.
#135 to #49 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
here let me caress your body
#144 to #135 - dumdumduu (03/03/2014) [-]
I... I... I am not worthy...
I... I... I am not worthy...
#79 to #2 - angelicdemon (03/03/2014) [-]
1k on a comment, here have a thing.
Closed eyes and clicked in image folder, please god don't make it porn!
#88 to #79 - mrshrapnel (03/03/2014) [-]
What is this and where can i find more of it?
User avatar #90 to #88 - timmity (03/03/2014) [-]
[monosodium glutamate].[network]
#93 to #90 - mrshrapnel (03/03/2014) [-]
What kind of sick riddle is this?
User avatar #99 to #93 - soldiertwo (03/03/2014) [-]
Lapfox>Mayhem
User avatar #97 to #93 - timmity (03/03/2014) [-]
abreviations, monosodium glutamate is AKA e621, the abreviation of network is net
#106 to #97 - rdobet (03/03/2014) [-]
msg=e621
wat
User avatar #142 to #106 - timmity (03/03/2014) [-]
my ******* god, are you stupid? MSG IS ******* SHORT OF MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE E NUMBER SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE.
#143 to #142 - rdobet (03/03/2014) [-]
probably, but I'm SORRY I DON'T KNOW ******* EVERYTHING. I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT IN MY ******* LIFE.
User avatar #146 to #143 - timmity (03/03/2014) [-]
You ated like you knew otherwise., sorry, and i was shoutiing using shift, capslock is for tumblrs
#148 to #146 - angelicdemon (03/03/2014) [-]
Real men hold shift!
User avatar #85 to #79 - thunderkrux (03/03/2014) [-]
Mayhem fan I see
#137 to #79 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
thanks... I guess
#129 to #2 - pfccross (03/03/2014) [-]
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#16 to #2 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
You.   
I like you
You.
I like you
User avatar #149 to #16 - greatgatsby (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, I like you too Master Hand and Crazy Hand
#130 to #2 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
mfw I wake up to over 1500 thumbs
#55 to #2 - noctali (03/03/2014) [-]
He's the devil
#134 to #55 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
TELL NO ONE!!!
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#54 to #2 - rustiphor (03/03/2014) [-]
You magnificent bastard, that's good!
You magnificent bastard, that's good!
#119 to #2 - Mozzak (03/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #2 - zeroqp (03/03/2014) [-]
Am I missing something? He is referring to it being able to detect pregnancy and testicular cancer, which could both ruin a man's life, the joke obviously being that pregnancy can ruin it... but was it that funny? I'm surprised at the amount of thumbs it got, as well as the comments with huge praise. I hope I'm just missing something.
User avatar #94 to #89 - lozac (03/03/2014) [-]
You're not missing anything, Except a good sense of humor I suppose
User avatar #95 to #94 - zeroqp (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm not missing a good sense of humor. I've seen much funnier, more brilliant, witty comments in the past, just never with this kind of response or with 1.000+ thumbs, so I was surprised.
User avatar #127 to #95 - infurnus (03/03/2014) [-]
You're right you know.. It wasn't funny at all..
User avatar #150 to #127 - greatgatsby (03/07/2014) [-]
everyone has their own opinion and I respect yours...
#151 to #150 - infurnus (03/07/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #131 to #89 - greatgatsby (03/03/2014) [-]
I don't know why either...

I blame magic
User avatar #103 to #2 - goldenglimmer (03/03/2014) [-]
Dude, I nearly burst out laughing in my computer networking class.

I know this is a site for funny, but try to know the limits, man.
#60 to #2 - frankieforward (03/03/2014) [-]
**frankieforward rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Fuckin' kids ** what ruined my life
User avatar #17 to #2 - letting (03/03/2014) [-]
That was pretty good, thumb for you.
#1 - roosterking (03/02/2014) [-]
well he must have really feminine hands then
User avatar #81 to #1 - butiloveu (03/03/2014) [-]
If you got you balls taken you have nothing manly left.
You can only continue to life as a woman.
I know that this picture must be taken before and they don't take all the balls and **** .
#9 - junkadunk (03/02/2014) [-]
Please be careful, even if the test is negative you could still have testicular cancer, You should get yourself checked every 6 months or so. Be responsible FJ
User avatar #56 to #9 - moldybreadcrumb (03/03/2014) [-]
Its ok i "check" for ball cancer every night
User avatar #6 - techjoker (03/02/2014) [-]
Well let's not forget that he might actually be pregnant
#71 - apollyonyagami (03/03/2014) [-]
this sentence describe my life so well.
User avatar #4 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
so babies=cancer? seems about right.
User avatar #27 to #4 - imalex (03/03/2014) [-]
one of them kill you inside for 18 years
the other one permakills you
#18 to #4 - thepunchedface (03/03/2014) [-]
Grows to immense sizes, causes discomfort, leeches nutrients from host   
That's an astute observation you made there
Grows to immense sizes, causes discomfort, leeches nutrients from host
That's an astute observation you made there
#25 to #18 - flyinjoo (03/03/2014) [-]
Your description makes it a parasite.   
But don't worry, many people learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Your description makes it a parasite.
But don't worry, many people learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
#13 - shmitty (03/03/2014) [-]
So basically the early stages of growth in the womb is technically cancer?
User avatar #46 to #13 - sinonyx (03/03/2014) [-]
and then after that, you get a parasite...
User avatar #52 to #13 - bronybox (03/03/2014) [-]
Actually, yes. That makes sense.

Not technically though, technically is not the word to use here.
#22 to #13 - EpicTie (03/03/2014) [-]
thats what i choose to take away from this post
User avatar #15 to #13 - rokulda (03/03/2014) [-]
Not even close. The womb and testicular cancer share the same chemical. Not very rare.
User avatar #19 to #13 - nimithecat (03/03/2014) [-]
Then we're all Cancer.
PLOT TWIST!!!!
User avatar #33 to #19 - pintorocket (03/03/2014) [-]
Not me. I'm Aries.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nimithecat (03/03/2014) [-]
Looks like bronies have more in common with us than we thought.
User avatar #36 to #34 - pintorocket (03/03/2014) [-]
Wat. I'm not a brony.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nimithecat (03/03/2014) [-]
Never said you were, just sayin' that we're all cancer alike.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pintorocket (03/03/2014) [-]
Why'd you even bring bronies up then?
User avatar #39 to #38 - nimithecat (03/03/2014) [-]
bleh, everybody calls'em cancer on this site. hence my joke
User avatar #40 to #39 - pintorocket (03/03/2014) [-]
:I
User avatar #41 to #40 - nimithecat (03/03/2014) [-]
*shrug* I've got no problem with those guys.
I just figured I'd make the joke.
#29 to #19 - aaronsalsa (03/03/2014) [-]
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#51 - alecbaldwinning (03/03/2014) [-]
Moral of the story: Never again hesitate to pee on anything and everything because not only does it mark your territory but it could potentially save your life as well. Or more importantly, save your balls.    
   
Thanks OP
Moral of the story: Never again hesitate to pee on anything and everything because not only does it mark your territory but it could potentially save your life as well. Or more importantly, save your balls.

Thanks OP
#83 to #51 - FAISCISTBUG (03/03/2014) [-]
That didn't hold up to well in court.
User avatar #8 - itrinx (03/02/2014) [-]
Admit it, you just want me to pee on a birth control test and believe i have cancer. Internet saying i have cancer. Basic.
User avatar #10 to #8 - captainrattrap (03/02/2014) [-]
Exactly my thoughts.
#78 - zombiepipboy (03/03/2014) [-]
Favorited for when i find a lump on my balls
Favorited for when i find a lump on my balls
User avatar #104 to #78 - ruebezahl (03/03/2014) [-]
You mean when you find a lump there, instead of going to a doctor, you will pee on a pregnancy test, and if it comes out negative, you will ignore the lump?
User avatar #118 to #104 - jozvan (03/03/2014) [-]
Sometimes testicular cancer doesnt produce lumps or bumps. That is why it is so problematic to find it, unless you know for what to look for. Although in my case i had some lumps, after my surgery and chemo doc told me that some patients dont develop any signs for it...People dont know about it until it has spread elsewhere.
#48 - puzekatt (03/03/2014) [-]
or was it just testicular cancer?
enlarge _ sllikstianp
#121 to #48 - kalimah ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Aha! It makes sense now!
User avatar #73 to #48 - mondominiman (03/03/2014) [-]
I love how you had to censor out the dong on a picture meant for educational purposes.
#111 to #73 - soloman (03/03/2014) [-]
Something tells me that wasn't meant for educational purposes, and the fact you interpreted it as such is disturbing.
User avatar #113 to #111 - puzekatt (03/03/2014) [-]
what tells you? ._.
#114 to #113 - soloman (03/03/2014) [-]
The.... The baby. In the testicles.
User avatar #115 to #114 - puzekatt (03/03/2014) [-]
of course it's educational, i'm teaching y'all where gay people get their babies
User avatar #35 - gunthar (03/03/2014) [-]
Thank you for reposting it so more men can see this.
#107 - oax (03/03/2014) [-]
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#61 - mrturferpop (03/03/2014) [-]
Looks like there's two uses, if I'm ever suspicious or worried I can use one of these.
User avatar #7 - coneheadohone (03/02/2014) [-]
nice nails bro
#124 - snozzlebot (03/03/2014) [-]
So babies are cancer?
User avatar #125 to #124 - tuckthisphit (03/03/2014) [-]
yes,that is the moral of the story.
User avatar #86 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
from suffereing from painfull calcium build up in my ball bag, I have developed small sized "balls" ranging from the size of a pea to just about the size of a marble, my doctor says it's not cancer, as I have had them from a very young age, and they won't do anything about it, now that im in my twenties. so If I ever get scared, I now know to piss on a prego stick.
#96 to #86 - dontknowmeatall (03/03/2014) [-]
get a new doctor.
User avatar #98 to #96 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
I've gone to many.
#100 to #98 - dontknowmeatall (03/03/2014) [-]
I've got thirteen. There's never too many doctors.
User avatar #122 to #100 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2014) [-]
Doo wee doooooo
User avatar #101 to #100 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
I've seen so many, and they have all said the same thing, it's not cancer, they've all taken ultrasound scans of my bollocks, and then said that it's not dangerous or life threatening.
User avatar #108 to #86 - sirbrentcoe (03/03/2014) [-]
it's odd that they won't open you up and take them out. but if its a recurring incident, you'd have to get like an annual marble removal... that sucks dude.
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
well, the only reason they won't open them up is because over the years, they haven't changed in size, some have gotten smaller in fact, but they said they can't do anything unless there is a major change in circumstances.
User avatar #112 to #109 - sirbrentcoe (03/03/2014) [-]
right. a buddy of mine had a buildup too. he doesn't have insurance, so no doctors office for him. and it's not cancer, because it's been years with the same condition, and his health isn't deteriorating.
User avatar #117 to #112 - mrhazzy (03/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, it isn't life threatening, apparently all men have some sort of build up, others obviously more serious than others. They said it can be cause by sudden trauma or stress in the affected area. So I guess I was kicked a little too hard in the nuts when I was a wee boy.
User avatar #45 - ellwood (03/03/2014) [-]
moral of the story: Pregnancy tests double as an effective test for testicular cancer. got'cha
#123 - dinocaster (03/03/2014) [-]
****		 what now I fear cancer. Thx Funnyjunk.
**** what now I fear cancer. Thx Funnyjunk.
#77 - booped (03/03/2014) [-]
Oh Thanks a bunch mate. My father had Testicular cancer and lost one of his. I still don't know if it is genetic and can pass to child... Have many thumbs!
Oh Thanks a bunch mate. My father had Testicular cancer and lost one of his. I still don't know if it is genetic and can pass to child... Have many thumbs!
User avatar #102 to #77 - sairajayn (03/03/2014) [-]
I really hope you don't get it but I think it can be? At least I know a few families where a few generations in a row got it.. =/
User avatar #116 to #102 - booped (03/03/2014) [-]
Well I searched it a couple of months ago and their was no scientific evidence that it's genetic but always helps to be prepared ey' lol
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