Life Advice. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny reposts!.. Stay in school and maybe, just maybe, you can make a living doing what you love...just like OP.
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#1 - asugar (07/03/2014) [-]
Stay in school and maybe, just maybe, you can make a living doing what you love...just like OP.
User avatar #10 to #1 - guiguito ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
that's a snes, why i never noticed it before?
#68 to #10 - Lilstow ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
No, that's a dog!
User avatar #70 to #68 - lotro (07/04/2014) [-]
#21 - jamesisnotreal (07/03/2014) [-]
the story of OP's life
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I finished school still ended up sucking dick for money
User avatar #40 to #5 - bionicpanda (07/04/2014) [-]

Weird thread below me, proceed at your own risk
User avatar #58 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
no warrnings need... everything I"m a part of turns out weird
#77 to #40 - spamzor (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't handle the truth!
#13 to #5 - spamzor (07/03/2014) [-]
I just have to ask, why?

I'm doing it for financial reasons, it is rotting my soul.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
lots a reasons...

I like sucking dick...
I needed money...
I was good at sucking dick..

why not get payed for what I like doing

no but really I couldn't find a real job for like a year and half and blow jobs payed my rent
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User avatar #45 to #17 - alucord (07/04/2014) [-]
dont worry about it buddy.

Life is tough, on some people tougher than others. Remember people have a lot of advantages that other's just never had.

The tough people give up what they have to in order to keep going, sacrificing pride and honor etc. Just don't become complacent, don't accept what you have and what you are doing keep striving for beter.

I'm here for you too buddy.
User avatar #23 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm doing much better now than I was then. I only suck the dicks I wanna suck now. I got a good job and stuff now to so no more whoring myself out.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
Your are welcome ^^

you ever need to talk about it I"m all ears. been there myself I know what it can be like.
#26 to #25 - spamzor (07/03/2014) [-]
Save for the gnawing feeling that you are less than others there isn't much that spring to mind now.

I am kinda curious if you got over doing those things, so wether or not you enjoy sucking dick you like to suck less now. This really sounds like a mean way to ask it, but that might just be the topic.
User avatar #28 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
if anything I like to suck dick more now being I'm doing it for people I want to do it to. People that I actually like and want to suck there dick. Not just sucking to live now.
#47 to #28 - furiousmarshmellow (07/04/2014) [-]
This is quite the thread...
#29 to #28 - spamzor (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, I suppose I understand that.

Things just went differently for me, went through a strong furry phase at a younger age. They sure do have a way of normalizing the absurd, which got me started on the slippery mental path of body/gender identification. I kinda wish I could just be my old me afterwards, with a mindset focused on my physical appearance while prowling for a good dom/mate. Things would be so easy.
User avatar #31 to #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I have had my fair share of issues with gender identification. Still do today.

I am guy yet sometimes I feel maybe I should have been a woman. Its confusing crazy ass mind blowing **** to think that some who for some reason I am what I shouldn't be. I go though like phases some times I feel super girlish while other ttimes I feel super guyish .
#32 to #31 - spamzor (07/03/2014) [-]
That sounds like the mental state I was in when I was still somewhat content to be furry and homosexual. Then I thought it'd be better to just stick to the normal plan because of many many reasons, and now I feel closer to a shemale than a male xD If that isn't because of furry porn then nothing is.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't think being a furry or furry porn has any thing to do with the way I feel. I love furry porn don't get me wrong but with or with out it I still love dicks. Pretty much take at lest one dick a day and I wake up most morning and suck my roommates dick. I love dick but I don't use my dick that much so it really makes me wonder should I even have one.
User avatar #48 to #33 - hitlersgayabortion (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna put it out there, as an outsider and a total square reading this conversation, this was an interesting conversation. It's cool to see how different people's lives are from mine. It's hard for me to imagine being a prostitute, but if we're all looking at the same mildly funny pictures on the internet, maybe we're not so different after all. maybe there is hope for this crazy world. thanks guys....or...or whatever you're thing is.
User avatar #57 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed our conversion ^w^
#73 to #57 - atma (07/04/2014) [-]
since you seem like the best person to ask (I mean that in the nicest possible way)
what precautions do you take before sucking dick?
I imagine sucking a dick that has a condom on it is the most disgusting thing you could put in your mouth, but aren't you scared of diseases otherwise?
User avatar #75 to #73 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
unlubed condoms for people I don't knwo well.

There are the ones I know well enough to know they are safe
#79 to #75 - atma (07/04/2014) [-]
Ok, thanks
Ok, thanks
User avatar #80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/04/2014) [-]
you are welcome
#83 to #33 - spamzor (07/17/2014) [-]
juuuust gonna delete my comments in case someone wants to make a cringe comp out of me. :p
#72 to #5 - RipperMan ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
>not gay
#19 - zleagh (07/03/2014) [-]
1. Write text on dollarbill
2. Take picture of dollarbill
3. ????????
4. Profit
User avatar #53 to #19 - hcatt (07/04/2014) [-]
but that's a 10$ bill
User avatar #54 to #19 - notjustifier (07/04/2014) [-]
it worked didn't it?
#39 to #19 - melolicious (07/04/2014) [-]
**melolicious rolled image** same goes for those pizza hut drawing requests
User avatar #64 to #19 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
What's your point? It was still good even if it's fake. We read novels about things that didn't happen, we watch movies about things that didn't happen. How is this any different? I don't see you complaining that "the latest transformers movie is so fake!"
User avatar #69 to #19 - deadmessenger (07/04/2014) [-]
1. Write teksht on dollarbill
2. Take piktshure of dollarbill
3. ????????
4. Prahfit
#37 - thomaster (07/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 - pointblankhits (07/03/2014) [-]
You shouldn't vandalize dollars phanact, it's illegal
#66 to #34 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
You're horrible, phanact!!
#4 - mohne (07/03/2014) [-]
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#52 - pewdiepieisbestpie ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
#41 - thepassionateonion (07/04/2014) [-]
At first i thought it said "i sucked duck for this".
User avatar #42 to #41 - depends ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
It did say that.....
User avatar #43 to #42 - depends ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh **** wait no.
#55 to #41 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
The two are not mutually exclusive, my friend.
#46 - iliketomop (07/04/2014) [-]
guess that explains where I got this from
#15 - John Cena (07/03/2014) [-]
What does she mean by "sucking duck"
User avatar #30 to #15 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
stay in schal
#22 to #15 - antoniospaghettio (07/03/2014) [-]
Who said it was a woman?
#7 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #61 - ryderjbudde (07/04/2014) [-]
And then you pay with it and realized the real joke.
User avatar #2 - Zaxplab (07/03/2014) [-]
Imagine how awkward it would be to have to give this to a cashier or something.

Or is that the joke and I'm just stupid?
#16 - oreomanish (07/03/2014) [-]
What does she mean by "sucking duck"
User avatar #74 - lordfroz ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
**lordfroz rolled user OsamaBinLadenz ** are you a whore?
User avatar #81 to #74 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/04/2014) [-]
For you? I'd say yes.
User avatar #49 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
Im just curious... Any prostitutes on this website?
#50 to #49 - mulletisha ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
#51 to #50 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
ay gurl
ay gurl
#59 to #51 - thebaseballexpert (07/04/2014) [-]
what if mulletisa is a male prostitute?
#60 to #59 - neokun (07/04/2014) [-]
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#71 to #49 - russianbro (07/04/2014) [-]
What are you talking about?

Thats disgusting

Im a man whore.
#76 to #71 - spamzor (07/04/2014) [-]
Comment #5
User avatar #78 to #76 - russianbro (07/04/2014) [-]
Man thats a lot of dick sucking
User avatar #44 - cards (07/04/2014) [-]
Anyone else remember that post that said to write FJ on dollar bills to see if other FJ'ers get them?

It was awhile ago.
User avatar #56 to #44 - targaryren (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 to #44 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
And apparently we have yet to.
User avatar #65 to #63 - cards (07/04/2014) [-]
I wrote it on like 5 bills. Never saw one
User avatar #67 to #65 - vatra (07/04/2014) [-]
I didn't write any, but I've yet to see any that were written on either.
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