Let the battle commence. . who would Win in a barfight, and wha?. Sauron, heres why.
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#34 - theshade (11/13/2013) [-]
Sauron, heres why.
Sauron, heres why.
User avatar #73 to #34 - bjornkrage ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i'd probably wager on the demigod, too.
#54 to #34 - mondprinzessin (11/13/2013) [-]
also, Sauron has the best buddies to watch his back
#72 - krawkkk (11/13/2013) [-]
alcoholism wins........ It always does
User avatar #66 - Vandeekree (11/13/2013) [-]
It would be an eternal conflict of immortals. Vader can't die in it because he is the chosen one, destined to bring balance to the force. Sauron can't be killed because the ring can only be destroyed in mount doom. And Valdemort can only be killed if Harry dies and is destined to be killed by Harry.

So then the only way for one to win this fight is by TKO. Sort of sending the other running. It all depends how fair the fight is and how much they know about one another. If Vader knows that death comes out of Voldi's wand then he could force push it away before it could be used. In the same way, if he knew that the ring on Sauron's hand was his weak spot, he could probably manage to cut it off with his light saber(he has a lot of hand cutting off experience after all)
The same goes for Voldemort. If he knows that his enemies are all close combat, he might be able to get far enough away and just hurl spells.
Sauron is the hardest one to actually judge sense he's kind of mysterious in his powers. There's no way to tell if the killing curse would work on him or what kind of magical powers he really has. Also there's know way to know how well the force would work on him or if he is even too "heavy" for Vader to toss around. Though his main weapon tends to be his deceptions and manipulations of the mind. It's a matter of debate how well Sith Lord discipline and Dark Lord wards would handle mental attacks.

In my opinion, the brawl would start with Vodlemort hitting the biggest guy first(Sauron) with a killing curse, it wouldn't work. Vader would see the spell and rip the wand to him, break it, and then Voldi would turn tail and run. At that point it's Vader vs Sauron. Sauron simply wouldn't be able to hit Vader sense Vader can predict his moves and his light saber would slowly cut even his armor to pieces, eventually the ring would get cut off and Vader would go have a beer.
User avatar #70 to #66 - riverofchex (11/13/2013) [-]
Well reasoned. You may enter Ravenclaw tower.
#77 to #66 - Rascal (11/13/2013) [-]
Sauron can't die. Literally cannot die. His spirit can be trapped to the point of him not being able to interact with the living, but he wouldnt die meaning vader would end up dying sooner or later, same with voldy since voldy still ages, and sauron would be the last one alive.
User avatar #80 to #77 - Vandeekree (11/13/2013) [-]
That's what I said, the ring would get cut off his fingers and his body would fail but only that body, he could still later be made into a huge tower with a giant flaming eye at the top or something.
User avatar #52 - rubixium ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Obviously Voldemort would lose because he would be slurring his words so badly he wouldn't be able to cast any spells.
User avatar #59 to #52 - CallMeCrisco (11/13/2013) [-]
I think Volde is practiced enough for non-verbal spells...
#38 - aeogar (11/13/2013) [-]
The pic didnt say kill, it only said win. And since sauron obviously has the superiour strength we can conclude that he would simply murder vader and torture tom untill he begs for death, and just keep on keeping on until he screams "shire baggins!"
User avatar #36 - tiddycats (11/13/2013) [-]
One thing is certain:
The owner of the bar would lose.
#71 - Rascal (11/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as they were all killed by a teenager, 2 midgets, and another teenager I'm gonna go with the bartender.
User avatar #61 - thijsofbodom (11/13/2013) [-]
Sauron, he is immortal and he can blow away like 15 people in one blow so I guess he would be pretty hard to kill/beat
User avatar #62 to #61 - thijsofbodom (11/13/2013) [-]
but he will have to wear the ring under his ******* armor then the others won't know how to kill him
#29 - Rascal (11/13/2013) [-]
if the fight starts as the pic describes it will be Vader who wins because of lightning quick reflexes from the force and the other two being with in lightsabor range allready, nether sauron or Voldemort have immortal body just un kill able souls(they both have their body's destroyed but they still live on in a ghost form) so yea a light saber will "kill" them both real quick, but in a standard battle its a toss up to luck because of this , they all have great magic powers vader force chokeing or saurons fallen angle's powers or voldemort's great wizard powers, vader would lose on this end but it would be a toss up between the other two.
User avatar #2 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [-]
Sauron is like a Fallen angel in LOTR mythology so i'd say there's not much a mortal and a human wizard can do...
#3 to #2 - rimjobmcgee (11/13/2013) [-]
I agree unless avada kedavra would work on him. The Voldemort has it hands down because he can easily kill at a great range, he can even take the ring via accio and destroy it likely with the monster fire thing spell that destroys horcruxes since the ring basically is a horcrux
#40 to #3 - astarothaufromage (11/13/2013) [-]
Nope, magic doesn't work on the ring and the only way to destroy it is melting it in the fire from which it came. This isn't just mount Doom, because mount doom's fire has teh same origin as things like higher dragon breath but that fire spell won't work. Neither would avada kedavra since that only works on regular human beings and not even on creatures like dementors, and of course not on the ring. I'd say voldy loses first because of his bad reflexes compared to the other guys, plus he Vady could force choke him and keep his wand away.
User avatar #79 - droner (11/13/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris I am ready for your hate
#78 - ukellisuae (11/13/2013) [-]
If Vader had the death star then surely it wouldnt even be a competition
User avatar #76 - pedobearRAW (11/13/2013) [-]
Mr. Rogers
User avatar #75 - nuclearnarwhal (11/13/2013) [-]
Batman, obviously.
User avatar #74 - Rezcall (11/13/2013) [-]
I dont know about a fight but here is what I got from this picture:

Vader is thinking "darn I need a straw"

Sauron is thinking "why am I even here? I don't eat or drink?

Voldemort is thinking "I will sip on this wine delicately and when they re are too drunk to move, I will take the ring and become the ultimate lord of darkness. Harry Potter won't stand a chance,,,,
#67 - angelclass (11/13/2013) [-]
okay, Vader is an old ass man, same with Voldemort. their advantages lie is their superior weaponry. but as for magic, i think a guy thousands of years old with a godly ring would have a ******** of magical immunity/resistances. as for Vader's light saber, if Sauron were quicker than an old man, he could win, but even though i prefer LOTR to SW i think he'd get chopped to pieces. stupid ******* light saber
#65 - vivified (11/13/2013) [-]
HAHA, I tought the middle one was shrike from hyperion cantos and tought what a stupid question! pic related
User avatar #64 - zasito (11/13/2013) [-]
Anakin uses force to get Voldemort's wand and Sauron's ring.

the end.
#63 - Rascal (11/13/2013) [-]
First off we have to assume that all 3 are drunk, now Voldermort would seem the most hampered by this as magic requires concentration and non slurring of words. Sauron I think would be unaffected as his powers comes mostly from the ring. Vader in his boozed up state is likely to be more powerful than ever as the dark side is fuelled by anger and he strikes me as an angry drunk.
given that a lightsaber can cut through anything but the ring can't be destroyed we have an irresistible force and an immovable object problem, but if Isildor can steal the ring I reckon Vader with a much sharper weapon could do the same. Vader may also be able to choke Voldermort so that he can't speak and cast spells, however Voldy may get round this with the whole non verbal magic thing. In close combat as most bar fights are I reckon Sauron and vader are evenly matched, but at a range ide give it to Sauron/ Voldermort. with all this in mind ide give it to Vader with Sauron close 2nd
User avatar #55 - zeunfunnyguy (11/13/2013) [-]
My brother has that picture on a shirt...
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