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Let the battle begin

Let the battle begin. Hey Funnyjunk! I'm really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs don't matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if y

Hey Funnyjunk! I'm really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs don't matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you never use the subscriber feature, can you just subscribe to me to increase my rank in it? Thanks <3 Love you all, even the butthurt faggots who hate me for no reason <3

S: English (Traditional)
Ill. ) English (Simplified)
allanon:
dnotive:
Shim going down like its 1776
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Submitted: 08/30/2014
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#20 - youlikeme (08/30/2014) [-]
That description...
#149 to #20 - herbolifee (08/31/2014) [-]
The most ironic thing is that Phanact fails to realise that it's exactly that, that makes us think he's a pathetic nerd.
User avatar #32 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/31/2014) [-]
The changes made to the language were actually done with the intent of simplifying it. The letters removed from words were one's considered unnecessary, like the u in colour or the a in encyclopaedia.
User avatar #65 to #32 - chimpaflimp (08/31/2014) [-]
But you don't spell phlegm flem, however. It is imperfect simplification.
User avatar #67 to #65 - RedSarge (08/31/2014) [-]
Not imperfect, incomplete. Simplifying 4/8 to 1/2 is simplified, but so is 2/4.

Plus, people didn't just sit down and decide to simplify it, it evolved.
User avatar #171 to #67 - chimpaflimp (08/31/2014) [-]
Actually, there was a dude who did just sit down and decide to simplify a bunch of stuff.
#91 to #32 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
Yet the American accent is actually closer than that of the UK English to the original pronunciations
#1 - dtrex (08/30/2014) [-]
**dtrex rolled image** mfw inevitable 			*********
**dtrex rolled image** mfw inevitable *********
#131 to #1 - badmonkey ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Loop because why not?
Loop because why not?
User avatar #60 - drewbridge (08/31/2014) [-]
Honour vs honor
colour vs color

Yeah, it's simplified I guess. What else is new?
User avatar #82 to #60 - taokami (08/31/2014) [-]
realize and realise.
User avatar #85 to #82 - drewbridge (08/31/2014) [-]
.......Which one is American?
If it's realise, I've been spelling the American version wrong.
Not that any of this **** actually matters
User avatar #86 to #85 - taokami (08/31/2014) [-]
The one with the Z is the american one.
#45 - nymikemet (08/31/2014) [-]
I hate it when Brits say 			****		 like this   
The truth is about 90% of American &amp; British English is exactly the same.
I hate it when Brits say **** like this
The truth is about 90% of American & British English is exactly the same.
User avatar #135 to #45 - makomirocket (08/31/2014) [-]
wasnt it Steam that had this?
#167 to #45 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
A lot of things may be the same but the spellings and contexts of words used can be different.
#55 to #45 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of their DNA, yet somehow I think you'd be offended if I called you a chimp.
#64 to #55 - nymikemet (08/31/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		! I'm a Chimp?!   
 Also, Sign in and say that like a man!
Holy **** ! I'm a Chimp?!
Also, Sign in and say that like a man!
User avatar #79 to #64 - maximtiger ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
we also share 50% with bananas ^^
User avatar #97 to #55 - ohhh (08/31/2014) [-]
The more time passes the more i find ******* from your part of the world are the stuck up "WERE NUMBA ONE" ************* .
#150 to #136 - chrisel (08/31/2014) [-]
Are these part of those ''Outstanding Individuals''?
User avatar #159 to #150 - sunnyday ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
At least they're not bieber.
And I know he's Canadian, but he's still a cunt.
User avatar #154 to #150 - conzota (08/31/2014) [-]
Why would we let them command our armed forces?
User avatar #155 to #154 - chrisel (08/31/2014) [-]
Oh, right.
User avatar #78 - zeldapronmaster (08/31/2014) [-]
Brit:Silly colonists you forgot the U in colour

american: **** U
User avatar #115 - liftplus (08/31/2014) [-]
colour, amour, favourite the proper way
#47 - exclamation (08/31/2014) [-]
See Dream Theater in post, swell with progressive metal
#124 - freedombirdman (08/31/2014) [-]
It's because we took all the extra letters and threw them in the harbor along with the tea.
User avatar #143 - levvy (08/31/2014) [-]
Because Americans are autistic
#112 to #57 - greatgreywolfsif (08/31/2014) [-]
I laughed so ******* hard at this.
#90 - dmkstarstar (08/31/2014) [-]
To tell the truth i don't really give a 			****		 how things are spelt.   
I actually use both England English and American English.   
For example I say color  but spell realise with an s why can't both forms live in harmony?
To tell the truth i don't really give a **** how things are spelt.
I actually use both England English and American English.
For example I say color but spell realise with an s why can't both forms live in harmony?

User avatar #92 to #90 - feelythefeel (08/31/2014) [-]
That's Canada in a nutshell.
#113 to #92 - wraithguard (08/31/2014) [-]
except Quebec
User avatar #116 to #113 - feelythefeel (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah. They're always the exception, and not in the good old Mongol way.
User avatar #118 to #116 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
What the **** is in Quebec that other Canadians hate so much? Is it because they're French?
User avatar #119 to #118 - feelythefeel (08/31/2014) [-]
They're also chronically whiny.
User avatar #120 to #119 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
That's what I said, French.
User avatar #121 to #120 - feelythefeel (08/31/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #122 to #121 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
My dad's family is French-Canadian. I feel like a race traitor.
User avatar #123 to #122 - feelythefeel (08/31/2014) [-]
Remember that it's only funny because it's true.
User avatar #117 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
If I live in America, and I like OG English better than American English, does that make me a communist?
#39 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Simplified = Better
At least we spell Aluminum right.
User avatar #46 to #39 - emiyashirou ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
It's spelled and pronounced Aluminium, 'Murican.
User avatar #48 to #46 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
*Aluminum
Pronounced "Aloomnum".
0/10 troll harder
User avatar #49 to #48 - emiyashirou ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
*Aluminium
Pronounced "Aloomeeneeuhm", phonetically "æləˈmɪniəm"
Pls.
User avatar #50 to #49 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Silly white name, obvious troll is obvious. No self-respecting person would pronounce it wrong. I mean, phonetically it's just silly.
User avatar #51 to #50 - emiyashirou ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Clearly you don't have any self-respect then.
User avatar #52 to #51 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
I have a blue name, that's far better than self-respect.
User avatar #69 to #52 - kamusioso ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
You and me both bro
#174 to #52 - epiclymadguy (08/31/2014) [-]
Its Aluminium, would you look at that my names blue too.
#182 to #174 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
I outrank you.
#183 to #182 - epiclymadguy (09/01/2014) [-]
True but In my opinion its still Aluminium but i respect your decision to pronounce it how you wish, sorry about the comment bro had bit of a moment let us move on as people and browse the internet *fj as if it is our lives
User avatar #88 to #46 - amusicalgardevoir (08/31/2014) [-]
lol real original insult you idiot
User avatar #152 to #39 - aangbingo (08/31/2014) [-]
Humphry Davy gave Aluminium its name
He was an English man
You sir, are retarded.
#180 to #152 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2014) [-]
Well then he did it wrong.
User avatar #66 to #39 - RedSarge (08/31/2014) [-]
Why did you need to post that picture? God dammit, I'm gonna need to track that comic down now.
User avatar #144 to #39 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
You spell it correctly for how you pronounce it. We spell it correctly for how we pronounce it.
User avatar #181 to #144 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
As Simon Neil from Biffy Clyro once said:

"I pronounce it Alu-min-ium, cos there's an "I" next to the "U" and "M".
Now write it down slowly, and read it out fast"
User avatar #37 - warioteam (08/31/2014) [-]
Simplified ≠ worse
we take a couple "u's" out of some of our words, so ******* what?
#147 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
Americans get so butthurt over anything it makes me cringe
User avatar #161 to #147 - notthedoctor (08/31/2014) [-]
no we don't **** you asshole
#126 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
#173 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
UK = Soldering iron
US = Sodderin gun

American accents usually make me wanna puke, just sound constantly slurred and retarded, like they cant be bothered to animate their mouths too much.
User avatar #177 to #173 - jacklane (08/31/2014) [-]
When Brits talk, I always get the first impression they have down syndrome
#61 - bobthedilder (08/31/2014) [-]
Well its simple, either you're free or you're not.
#95 to #61 - Rascal (08/31/2014) [-]
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