Let's table the idea of posting gifs. .. The way you can't even see the gaps in between each piece...
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#4 - swizzll (05/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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The way you can't even see the gaps in between each piece...
The way you can't even see the gaps in between each piece...
User avatar #83 - mrgoodlove (05/06/2014) [-]
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This is perfect for when I want to sit alone at a bigger table
#12 - skinstiches (05/05/2014) [-]
It's called the The Fletcher Capstan Table. The basic model starts at $25,000 USD and can run up to $75,000
User avatar #128 to #12 - rshowat ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
It's called "the The"?
#53 to #12 - anon (05/06/2014) [-]
25k minimum, **** that noise. Not unless it comes with the cute Asian lady.
#22 to #12 - anon (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm an engineer. Now you've shown me this, I am pretty confident I can build it.

I put together a garden swing today.. without any instructions, and 2 bolts missing.
User avatar #26 to #22 - mutzaki ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
How can you tell if someone's an engineer?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
User avatar #35 to #26 - lolzordz (05/05/2014) [-]
how can you tell someone is not an engineer?

they wouldnt see that anon was joking.
User avatar #107 to #35 - infamoustrapper (05/06/2014) [-]
He wasn't
User avatar #108 to #107 - lolzordz (05/06/2014) [-]
he called himself an engineer and then said in an obvious sarcastic manner that he once put a garden swing together without instructions and two bolts missing.

figure it out mate
User avatar #109 to #108 - infamoustrapper (05/06/2014) [-]
Except it wasn't obviously sarcastic. The second line sounded realistic, with a slight engineer joke at the end
User avatar #135 to #109 - lolzordz (05/06/2014) [-]
for someone to say theyre an engineer and then brag about building a swingset with no instructions, they either gotta be retarded or joking, i tend to give people the benefit of the doubt.
#24 to #22 - Killerwale ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #92 to #22 - volcanicdiarrhea (05/06/2014) [-]
So how do I stop some big, mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
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#27 to #12 - arollinggolem (05/05/2014) [-]
And Just like that I will never own that glorious table
And Just like that I will never own that glorious table
User avatar #125 to #27 - HenrikVIII (05/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry, that table is a part of a multi-million yacht anyways.
#138 to #125 - arollinggolem (05/07/2014) [-]
Well you make me feel even poorer now. Im gonna go eat ramen to soothe my pain
#37 - themeister (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't like how people are incorporating magic into furniture/ tables.    
   
 Just kidding. It's 			*******		 awesome
I don't like how people are incorporating magic into furniture/ tables.

Just kidding. It's ******* awesome
#122 to #37 - anotheroneonearth (05/06/2014) [-]
a little relevant
a little relevant
User avatar #68 to #37 - guymandude (05/06/2014) [-]
please tell me someone has a source for this. I saw these years ago, back when I didn't have a job and had no way or reason to own one. Now I do have a job, as well as a place to furnish, so I definitely want one.

I know it's like "if you need furniture, you should just get a couch/ regular chairs/etc. But the thing is, I have a college place right now, which means that all of my stuff can be really cool-but-kinda-stupid-and-unnecessary things
#69 to #68 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
I found a website and I think they sell it????

www.flexiblelove.com/
User avatar #73 to #69 - guymandude (05/06/2014) [-]
I feel like a site with a name like "flexiblelove" HAS to be a trap website...

by trap website, I mean like "themacuser . com, not "trap website" as in a site dedicated to men who look like women
you sick *****



jk all y'all ****** can do your respective you's
#76 to #73 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
Hahahahaha didn't read the spoilers, totally thought you meant dudes who look like chicks.

Well **** , now I'm embarrassed
#75 to #73 - themeister (05/06/2014) [-]
I swear on my mothers life it's not a trap website
User avatar #59 to #37 - ryderjbudde (05/06/2014) [-]
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #6 - moforsho (05/05/2014) [-]
This would be helpful when the knights of the round table got new members
User avatar #20 to #6 - wolfenbanes (05/05/2014) [-]
Why doesn't this have more thumbs?
#16 - fauxgladiator (05/05/2014) [-]
Imagine pinching your fingers in that.
#36 to #16 - lolzordz (05/05/2014) [-]
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#50 to #36 - Mesmus (05/06/2014) [-]
Do you really
#30 - theshadowmuffin (05/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #30 - fuckscreennames (05/05/2014) [-]
this is so satisfying.... thank you
User avatar #64 to #30 - gcloud ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
but .. but how does it work? it doesnt make sense
User avatar #127 to #64 - deepgreen (05/06/2014) [-]
it's not a perfect circle, it's a spiral I think. The first piece is higher than the second and so on. It's also driven by a spring.
#60 - include (05/06/2014) [-]
The tables have turned.
The tables have turned.
#71 to #60 - guymandude (05/06/2014) [-]
excellent punsmanship
#74 - ltgbrady (05/06/2014) [-]
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#42 - twiztidxson (05/06/2014) [-]
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#23 - dangler (05/05/2014) [-]
That's gonna pinch the **** out of someone
#85 - fourchinsbrah (05/06/2014) [-]
dumpin some gems
dumpin some gems
User avatar #99 to #88 - nimithecat (05/06/2014) [-]
I am concerned about the guy who drew the arrow there.
There are more important matters at stake, like the ladies up in the foreground.
User avatar #102 to #99 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
Ur right, those girls are hot. Didnt evn see them because of the arrow
#118 to #99 - fourchinsbrah (05/06/2014) [-]
well its literally me brah. literally   
>tfw first sexy feel
well its literally me brah. literally
>tfw first sexy feel
User avatar #96 to #95 - fourchinsbrah (05/06/2014) [-]
sorry brah
User avatar #97 to #96 - flaminator (05/06/2014) [-]
Sauce: Epic Halloween Prank by Tom Mabe
You made me search..
#120 to #97 - anon (05/06/2014) [-]
tfw now you know how to right click and search graagles
>welcome to the interwebs bro
>inb4 that u use interwebs exploer or some ****
User avatar #123 to #120 - flaminator (05/06/2014) [-]
I already knew that method, but I just went straight to youtube and searched:
"Ghost chasing joggers", it was one of the first results. It was easier
#3 - szatan (05/05/2014) [-]
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#49 - sierramistfourteen (05/06/2014) [-]
I would be the one to get some skin stuck in-between the pieces   
MFW
I would be the one to get some skin stuck in-between the pieces
MFW
#55 - dezzka (05/06/2014) [-]
then your finger is nipped in between the closing parts
User avatar #8 - xtrim (05/05/2014) [-]
How does someone reach the stuff in the center when it's expanded though?
User avatar #31 to #8 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
You turn it the opposite direction.
#10 to #8 - awesomechardey (05/05/2014) [-]
how does it come to the center in the first place?
#43 to #15 - sicohippy (05/06/2014) [-]
****		, you got me.
**** , you got me.
#63 - flomosho (05/06/2014) [-]
Related   
   
p...put your dick in the middle
Related

p...put your dick in the middle
#80 to #63 - dudeyouisnasty (05/06/2014) [-]
Ultimate pleasure? or castration?
Ultimate pleasure? or castration?
User avatar #56 - skiskinator (05/06/2014) [-]
all i can think of is accidentally pinching my dick in that...
#2 - mrsnowballs (05/05/2014) [-]
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