Let's do it. . Oct 3, 2013, 6: 51 PM Lets steal a traffic light Uemm do you even know New we will figure it out when we get there I think i will pasta... , I gu
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Let's do it

Oct 3, 2013, 6: 51 PM
Lets steal a traffic light
Uemm do you even know
New we will figure it out
when we get there
I think i will pasta... ,
I guess irn going to be a
rebel on my own
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Oct 3, 2013, 7: 46 PM
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#70 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
stickied by enjoyed
#77 - anothersadpotato (01/02/2014) [-]
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my dad works in new york city, he stole a spare traffic light on the job site
#76 - sidekickman (01/02/2014) [-]
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my dad works in new york city, he stole a spare traffic light on the job site
#6 - braxtotxarb (01/01/2014) [-]
*********** there's no passing in an intersection!

Traffic Laws joke
Pushing the limits of Funnyjunk
#122 to #6 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
tell that to the state trooper her caused me to have an accident on christmas day...
#15 to #6 - jackmanagan (01/01/2014) [-]
good pun bro.
good pun bro.
#21 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
my dad works in new york city, he stole a spare traffic light on the job site
User avatar #83 to #21 - mrfourtysevenman (01/02/2014) [-]
you bought that at a gift store thats some novelty ****
#94 to #83 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
yeah novelty ****
User avatar #66 to #57 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
i think it's to prove he has it rather than getting a picture off the internet
User avatar #75 to #57 - Lilstow (01/02/2014) [-]
he isn't obscuring the object and is clearly not trying to show off his titties so it's fine.
User avatar #88 to #57 - stripey ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
This is so stupid, he's showing us that it's him.
User avatar #40 to #21 - milomcrobbie (01/01/2014) [-]
This picture was here before, is it seriously the same guy lol?
User avatar #102 to #40 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
yes im the same guy
User avatar #39 to #21 - lordvimless (01/01/2014) [-]
pretty comon stealing from penndot here
User avatar #42 to #21 - slugnugget (01/01/2014) [-]
tracks name down. Reports father to company.

Company takes legal action lawl.
#22 to #21 - bloodangel (01/01/2014) [-]
Aren't women the ones who usually take a picture of what they're showing with them in the picture?
User avatar #24 to #22 - superpower (01/01/2014) [-]
I think it's the proof that it's him and not a google image.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
if i wasnt in the photo than people would call it fake
User avatar #26 to #23 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to need a time stamp.
#27 to #26 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
no timestamp, but i put a sock on it
User avatar #28 to #27 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
photoshopping socks are easy to do. Going to need a timestamp on the sock.
#29 to #28 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
couldnt get a timestamp,but i got the next best thing!
User avatar #32 to #29 - chaossniper ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
we need more socks
User avatar #34 to #29 - zameckis (01/01/2014) [-]
put your hat on green lamp
User avatar #31 to #29 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
2 socks 2 Easy. Put a hat on it and I'll consider it being real.
User avatar #36 to #31 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light in all the photos
User avatar #38 to #36 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 to #38 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 to #100 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 to #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 to #104 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
User avatar #107 to #105 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#115 to #105 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 to #115 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
#58 to #38 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#95 to #29 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
Put a shoe on your head and take a picture again.
#96 to #95 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry this is a sock only house hold
User avatar #116 to #96 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
#123 to #96 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
#89 to #28 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
Perfect Logic

photoshopping socks are easy,

then photoshopping timestamps can stretch my asshole.
#25 to #23 - bloodangel (01/01/2014) [-]
Alright I guess that's a good enough reason.
#64 - redbannerman (01/02/2014) [-]
This image has expired
Sign trafficking is a serious offense.
#106 to #64 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
I swear to god Carlos... Gimme a reason.
User avatar #17 - sharee ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I saw that same pic in a Tumblr post about a year ago
User avatar #1 - woodenalligator (01/01/2014) [-]
It took less than an hour...
User avatar #3 to #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/01/2014) [-]
it's probably one of those bitch ass ones in school that would measure the volume of the class and flash yellow when you were being a little too loud and when it got to red a siren would wail.
User avatar #92 to #20 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/02/2014) [-]
You don't know what I'm describing?
User avatar #111 to #110 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/02/2014) [-]
Okay so in my old middle school we had this thing that looked like a traffc light and the teacher could set it to low medium or high and it detects the loudness of the room. If the room gets too loud the red light lights up and a siren starts wailing.
User avatar #112 to #111 - digitized (01/02/2014) [-]
What the hell kind of **** is that? How old are you? I've never even knew something like that was used in classrooms. You've taught me something today stranger.
User avatar #113 to #112 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/02/2014) [-]
18 ( as of yesterday). It was pretty annoying... if they put it on the extra sensative level a sneeze could set it off.
User avatar #114 to #113 - digitized (01/02/2014) [-]
Dude that sounds horrible. Do you go to school in the US? I'm 21 (not much older than you) and i didn't know these things existed wow.
User avatar #117 to #114 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/02/2014) [-]
Yea I was in north carolina when they used those.
User avatar #119 to #117 - digitized (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh, i'm in Florida. I feel so bad for you guys. That **** mustve sucked monkey dick.
User avatar #9 to #3 - huszti (01/01/2014) [-]
......
what?
User avatar #19 to #3 - letting (01/01/2014) [-]
I remember we used to have those in school. They would put it in the cafeteria because the lazy teachers got tired of yelling at us to be quiet.

We would all start yelling as much as we could once we got in there to see how quickly we could make it go red.

They removed it soon after.
User avatar #48 to #3 - freakyorange (01/01/2014) [-]
That. ******* . Thing.

In my elementary school, on fridays, we would be allowed to bring in our devices, and games and such if we had been good that week. There was 3 modes on that thing, low, medium, and high, where high was the lowest sensitivity. (I know, it's backwards) I swear they'd set that ****** to low on thursday just to **** us up.
#98 to #48 - justaredshirt (01/02/2014) [-]
I had one of those in Elementary School. I can still remember the sound of the Red Light Alarm after all these years.
User avatar #99 to #98 - freakyorange (01/02/2014) [-]
So can I. That evil..EVIL sound.
User avatar #50 to #48 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/01/2014) [-]
Oh I remember, just sneezing would set it off.
User avatar #90 to #3 - gotbannedicusvile (01/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ is that a real thing? That seems really ****** up.
User avatar #91 to #90 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/02/2014) [-]
yes, it struck fear in the hearts of many.
#93 to #91 - gotbannedicusvile (01/02/2014) [-]
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das ****** up son. Communist control **** I'm in Canada, never even heard of these things in schools.
User avatar #41 to #3 - yisumad (01/01/2014) [-]
Huh. I had one too. No siren, though.
User avatar #14 to #3 - oneupforme (01/01/2014) [-]
Holy **** ! You had those too?! I ******* hated those things.
User avatar #4 to #3 - woodenalligator (01/01/2014) [-]
Oh my god, I wish any school I went to had those.
User avatar #5 to #3 - TheMasterBaconator (01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it had to be, real ones are 6-8 feel tall, 3 or more feet wide and heavy as **** . Theres no way one kid could do it himself.
#65 to #5 - ryderjbudde (01/02/2014) [-]
Not that big, but bigger than most think.
User avatar #7 - welfarekid (01/01/2014) [-]
I have a traffic light, I just don't feel like walking to the barn in the rain, taking a picture, then sending it to my email, and downloading the image, just to post it.
#67 to #7 - Operd (01/02/2014) [-]
Get dropbox on your phone and your computer. Quality of life improved significantly.
User avatar #11 - bjartur (01/01/2014) [-]
I live in Faroe Islands, and in the end of july thee's this thing called " ólavsøka " memoring the Norwegian king ólaf, anyway here goes

A friend and I got really drunk and then we decided to steal an oar from a boat, we did that and ran away, nobody chased us.

We felt bad after about 10 minutes and decided to put it back, then this big ************ comes and takes the oar from us when we're going to place it back and smacks us with it, my friend ran the other way and this big guy was chasing me with a giant oar to hit me in the face, I got the most extreme adrenaline rush and ran faster than a ****** to a closing kfc store.

the guy searched after me all that night with the oar, but in the end a police officer took the oar from him and placed it back on the boat.



#53 to #11 - thegazz (01/02/2014) [-]
Tað trúgvi eg ikki uppá.
User avatar #71 to #53 - bjartur (01/02/2014) [-]
Spyr Julian ^^
User avatar #12 - Sterski (01/01/2014) [-]
What a dick.
User avatar #43 - mrhazzy (01/01/2014) [-]
it took him under and hour to steal a traffic light?

either he already had it, or went and bought one...
#44 to #43 - borkalorka (01/01/2014) [-]
It's not like it takes more than 30 minutes to do it.
Maybe he lived nearby the spot? I mean, holy **** , it's not that hard.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mrhazzy (01/01/2014) [-]
UK fag here, the only bright yellow traffic lights I've seen are hanging from wires, in the middle of roads...
User avatar #47 to #45 - whiteblob (01/01/2014) [-]
US fag here, , the only bright yellow traffic lights I've seen are hanging from wires, in the middle of roads...
User avatar #59 to #47 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
Pickup truck and a ladder, drive under, have fat/buff friend yank it off the wire/cut the wire, drive away.
User avatar #60 to #59 - whiteblob (01/02/2014) [-]
Woah, but isn't that like illegal?
User avatar #68 to #60 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
Only if you get caught.
User avatar #52 to #47 - secondlawprevails (01/02/2014) [-]
I've sen via wires and on poles. either way it can't be more than a few bolts and some wiring attaching it.
#46 to #45 - borkalorka (01/01/2014) [-]
Ah, fair enough. I can see your problem there.
But again, if the timing's right, the planning's done, it should be an easy job.
User avatar #49 to #43 - Lambda (01/01/2014) [-]
You've GOT to be quick stealing a traffic light, a cop might drive by.
User avatar #120 - nought (01/02/2014) [-]
Is it me or did all the stickied comments go from +lots of thumbs to -lots of thumbs?
User avatar #121 to #120 - enjoyed (01/02/2014) [-]
I thought i'd be funny to sticky people trying to copy the guy who started it.
User avatar #124 to #121 - nought (01/02/2014) [-]
well I enjoyed seeing it.
User avatar #69 - thrakerzad (01/02/2014) [-]
sneak skill has increased to 68
#63 - suikerpapa (01/02/2014) [-]
I was really expecting a pun there
#56 - anon (01/02/2014) [-]
This is fake.

It was a guy on tumblr, who originally posted it as a normal imagine after announcing his plan.

Now all of you can sleep peacefully and don't have to wonder how he did that in under an hour in the 'text'
#10 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
get traffic light
say to a friend you want to steal one
you say: here i have it, just made it
???
profit

unfunny content to be honest
User avatar #62 to #10 - hierophant (01/02/2014) [-]
What if friend says "Okay, let's go steal one"?
User avatar #55 - ryanhamster (01/02/2014) [-]
So...I work for an electrical company that ships these out. It would take more then one person to steal a street light, just because of the weight and height.
User avatar #37 - sao (01/01/2014) [-]
Earlier this year some of my friends and I stole a parking lot barrier gate. I can't think of a better way to bond with floormates in college.
#33 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
you guys do realize you can buy those things right?
User avatar #16 - slothmaster (01/01/2014) [-]
Can't you buy fake ones from a store?
I swear I've seen something lie that before.
User avatar #13 - phantasna (01/01/2014) [-]
those are like 5 feet tall though are they not
User avatar #18 to #13 - arguemango (01/01/2014) [-]
More like 1 1/2
User avatar #54 to #13 - vatra (01/02/2014) [-]
It depends on where you are from. The ones around my area are 3 and half feet tall.
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