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Lemon sauce

File: , 256x320, 1381693840034, jpg) E H
in cooking class
asit next to this faggot
Makes it seriously, wears a ******* chef' s hat to class
ewe get put in pairs and the assignment is to make a lemon drizzle cake
******** hate lemon drizzle cake
ewe have to bring eer ewn ingredients, not sure how it works in murrica
kl have to bring lemon sauce
in lemon sauce because I hate the faggot and it would be funny
gguy is like ******* garden
mmakes the most perfect looking lemon drizzle cake with my cum/ lemon sauce
astards offering it to class/ teachers
most of my class ate my cum
we got an A
faggot told me his grandma who was dying of cancer loved the cake
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#24 - orangejuicecarton (11/30/2013) [-]
From the same thread
#68 to #24 - runningwyeld (11/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** !
Do you have the rest of his stories?
#72 to #68 - kiboz (11/30/2013) [-]
It was posted 2 days ago, we have yet to wait for the tails of the pooping bandit.
#91 to #24 - John Cena (11/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at These fuckers ** hfw they do DNA tests on his poop
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at These fuckers ** hfw they do DNA tests on his poop
User avatar #99 to #24 - majormoron (11/30/2013) [-]
I want more. Now.
User avatar #123 to #24 - seymourg (12/02/2013) [-]
45 favorites, 85 likes. Well worth the read.
User avatar #40 to #24 - dribble (11/30/2013) [-]
Is there any more? The person said that they'd be back to post more. Just curious, that was a bloody good read.
#41 to #24 - awesomeanigma (11/30/2013) [-]
I want to hear the rest of this great man's stories.
#124 to #24 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Three new ones so far.
User avatar #125 to #124 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
awesomeanigma, seymourg, majormoron, dribble, runningwyeld, kiboz, thegirlyoudespise, orangejuicecarton, I bring the latest PB update. You can probably find more here, when it's posted: www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1rpzpa/poop_bandit_is_back_will_be_updated_over_time/?sort=new
User avatar #130 to #125 - dribble (12/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** , thanks! I didn't expect this, you deserve more thumbs.
User avatar #134 to #130 - seymourg (12/04/2013) [-]
Indeed, more thumbs. This should be a book.
User avatar #128 to #125 - majormoron (12/02/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person!
#126 to #125 - kiboz (12/02/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #132 to #124 - thegirlyoudespise (12/03/2013) [-]
holy **** man

i wanna lick your face for this
User avatar #131 to #124 - theincrediblemrk (12/03/2013) [-]
That was awesome.
User avatar #129 to #124 - majormoron (12/02/2013) [-]
Let me know when that next part is up, please.
#127 to #124 - runningwyeld (12/02/2013) [-]
You my man. Keep us in the loop and be forever showered in love and kisses
User avatar #31 to #24 - thegirlyoudespise (11/30/2013) [-]
that was one of the best green texts i think i have ever read
User avatar #38 to #31 - runescapewasgood (11/30/2013) [-]
it was on the front page earlier
User avatar #120 to #38 - thegirlyoudespise (11/30/2013) [-]
even if it was, it was still one of the best
#97 to #38 - hungwellhamburger (11/30/2013) [-]
No it was not, you flaming dick mongrell. I read that thread on 4chin and I'm up to date with all new posts on the frontpage here. I definitely did not see the Pooping Bandit on FJ's frontpage before.
User avatar #121 to #97 - runescapewasgood (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah, well i did :/
User avatar #7 - pudingcade (11/29/2013) [-]
lemon jizzil cake
User avatar #12 to #7 - iliekcereal (11/30/2013) [-]
didn't see your comment when i posted the same thing whoops :/
User avatar #32 to #12 - pudingcade (11/30/2013) [-]
its ok bro
User avatar #2 - tippidyt (11/29/2013) [-]
Of course she did. His grandma's a slut.
#1 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
#35 to #1 - traks (11/30/2013) [-]
Wait, what the **** ?
User avatar #51 to #35 - Zaxplab ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
I imagine one of them was flagged for spam, so this one had to be made in the mean time.
User avatar #52 to #51 - commontroll ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
No, they were both made at the same time, it's just that the flipped version looks better with FJ's layout.
User avatar #87 to #51 - sonnyboii (11/30/2013) [-]
No, i was there when it was created.
People just randomly placed it in the picture, some were upside down
User avatar #71 - ruebezahl ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
What's wrong with that dude taking cooking class seriously? Perhaps he wants to become a cook? Apparently he is good at it. Perhaps one day he will be the new Gordon Ramsey, and the Internet will be full of memes related to that guy. Then there will be that one dickhead asslick cocksniff ****** who thought that he was sooo uncool for actually liking cooking class.

Just imagine if there were a gaming class and how seriously you'd take it. You'd bring your own controller or mouse, and you'd actually do your homework immediately after getting back home! Is it so faggotty to be excited about something?
User avatar #82 to #71 - capslockrage (11/30/2013) [-]
On 4chan everyone and everything is faggoty.
User avatar #96 to #86 - pwnigator (11/30/2013) [-]
>impyling that a greentext story on 4chan could be plausible.
User avatar #14 - vondraco (11/30/2013) [-]
How big was that ******* cake?
#50 - ishotthedeputy (11/30/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Lifelong dream to become a chef
>Do it for grams
>Dying of cancer
>Need to step up my game
>Wear a chef hat blessed by the pope to remember why I'm here
> Assigned to make lemon drizzle cake
>That's grams' favorite
>Go into beast mode
>Partner doesn't do **** . I don't care
>Best ******* lemon drizzle cake I've ever made
>Give it to grams
>She loves it
>My life is made
>Visit 2 weeks later
>She's pregnant
>It's my partner's
>So many ******* things wrong with that
User avatar #85 to #50 - zomitlu (11/30/2013) [-]
Pregnant from eating?

Either his grandma is a filthy food slut or she doesn't know how to eat in her old age
User avatar #55 to #50 - rockergamer ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Did gran gran shove it up her vag after trying it? Was it so good she wanted to store it in her womb for later use? Why didn't gran gran go through menopause?

Granny's got some splaing to dooo
User avatar #30 - awyissss (11/30/2013) [-]
Op is kind of a douche in this scenario. The other guy didn't really do anything and l.p. just did that it of nowhere.

but he wrote a dumb hat

If that were reason enough to jizz in his cake, it would become a common cooking product everywhere
#45 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
I think OP was the faggot this time
I think OP was the faggot this time
#75 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
I swear I fear like half the **** I eat that isn't made by me, just because I've seen countless 4chan stories leading me to believe that people just cum into other people food when they're bored.
User avatar #88 to #75 - sparkleass (11/30/2013) [-]
It really does happen all the time. I had a friend that worked at Chuckie Cheese's who said a guy jizzed in the cinnamon stick glaze.
User avatar #92 to #75 - mrgusti (11/30/2013) [-]
yeah it is really common i used to work at dominos and it happened there frequently that one of the guys did it on a dare or disliked the person and sometimes just for kicks i didn't like it so i quit, haven't eaten dominos since
#6 - sirhyden (11/29/2013) [-]
Lemon drizzle cake, lemon drizzle cake, have ye any jizz?
User avatar #33 to #6 - blackscrubs (11/30/2013) [-]
************ little britain
User avatar #34 to #6 - hairysmellyanus (11/30/2013) [-]
lemon jizzle man.
#81 - kernelstack (11/30/2013) [-]
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#66 - pepemex (11/30/2013) [-]
Grandma's face when she finds out
#48 - darthblam ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
When seeking vengeance upon a faggot remember who your enemy is, lest you yourself become the faggot.
#100 - John Cena (11/30/2013) [-]
Seriously, what is up with people on the internet hating people who have the gall to take anything at all that doesn't relate to videogames or animals seriously? I've seen people like this douche all around sites like redit and funnyjunk feeling such a smug sense of superiority to people who actually unironically enjoy things and/or want to do them right, and it's just. Pathetic.
#76 - John Cena (11/30/2013) [-]
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