Lel. . Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me. Roses are red violets are blue Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk?
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#20 - koolmoedee (10/08/2013) [-]
Almost as good of a pickup line as this one
Almost as good of a pickup line as this one
#56 to #20 - stagger (10/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #20 - jokersaysamuseme (10/08/2013) [-]
I dare you to try it for real.
#29 to #20 - thecrayzeeman (10/08/2013) [-]
This is going on my to do list.
User avatar #4 - lilmatty (10/08/2013) [-]
Roses are red
violets are blue
Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk?
User avatar #55 to #4 - zuflux (10/08/2013) [-]
I love you like apples in winter.
Turn over and split.
Show me your sprinkler.
User avatar #38 to #4 - vorarephilia (10/08/2013) [-]
roses are red
lemons are sour,
spread your legs
and give me an hour.
User avatar #43 to #38 - mellowmelon (10/08/2013) [-]
*about ten minutes
#54 to #43 - vorarephilia (10/08/2013) [-]
actually 2 minute would be a better estimate.
actually 2 minute would be a better estimate.
User avatar #107 to #4 - impaledsandwich (10/09/2013) [-]
Reminds me of my brief experiment with poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We should have sexual intercourse at your earliest convenience
#14 to #4 - robertnoyb (10/08/2013) [-]
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!
Would you like some making **** , Berserker!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo
#45 to #4 - dankfrank (10/08/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over bitch
You about to get fisted
#25 to #4 - tacosmells (10/08/2013) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
get in the van
#49 - RomanR (10/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - victreebro (10/08/2013) [-]
**victreebro rolled a random comment #6170745 posted by nukeoffriendship at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** :
but im not a dragon
my best pick up line
#58 - ijamesxd ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #13 - pinkiedash (10/08/2013) [-]
**** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
User avatar #15 to #13 - skeptical (10/08/2013) [-]
You want him to **** you if he hasn't met you?
User avatar #41 to #15 - pinkiedash (10/08/2013) [-]
I guess you're skeptical.
#23 - acidreign (10/08/2013) [-]
"Hey baby, are you my homework? Because I wanna do you on the table."
"Hey baby, are you my homework? Because I wanna do you on the table."
#34 to #23 - pulluspardus (10/08/2013) [-]
its time to **** ass and do homework, and I'm all out of homework
#53 to #23 - jokersaysamuseme (10/08/2013) [-]
Who the **** WANTS to do homework?
User avatar #36 - tmpr (10/08/2013) [-]
Did you fall from heaven? because your face is ****** up.

Do you work on subway? cuz you give me a footlong.

i just **** in my pants can i come in yours?

are your parents retarded? cuz your special.

do you like jalapeƱos? cuz im jalapeƱo pussy.

i tried
#48 to #36 - zorororonoa (10/08/2013) [-]
The subway one was good
User avatar #1 - holymackarel (10/08/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #2 to #1 - agrofenlas (10/08/2013) [-]
Nice shoes, wanna **** ?

Best pick up line ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - holymackarel (10/08/2013) [-]
No
#32 - TurtleOnItsBack (10/08/2013) [-]
Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

This isn't a poem, just gardening facts.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pulluspardus (10/08/2013) [-]
Violets are violet you casual farmer!
don't touch my roses you noob!
#35 to #33 - TurtleOnItsBack (10/08/2013) [-]
A violet is actually any flower from the genus viola. Many of these flowers are not the color violet.
User avatar #37 to #35 - pulluspardus (10/08/2013) [-]
spoil my pants in rl lyfe , my roses are prettier IRL, i bet you kiss girls, faggit!
#57 - agentdoubleohio (10/08/2013) [-]
my favorite pick up line
my favorite pick up line
User avatar #12 - galaxyguy ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Did you fall from heaven, because you really are Satan incarnate.
#40 - fatoneatetwo (10/08/2013) [-]
Nothing like being straight to the point
Nothing like being straight to the point
User avatar #19 - amanaman (10/08/2013) [-]
**amanaman rolled user fitemeirlbro **
roses are red
bacon is also red
i can't think of rhymes
wanna ****
#22 to #19 - fitemeirlbro (10/08/2013) [-]
ya
ya
User avatar #102 to #22 - iamaniceperson (10/09/2013) [-]
Dear god wtf is that


source pls
User avatar #106 - kaycie (10/09/2013) [-]
Did it hurt?

[sigh] did what hurt

Breaking through the earths crust as you ascended from hell
#62 - PlaystationGuy (10/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - colegaleener (10/08/2013) [-]
Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling my name.
User avatar #18 - puremadmentalged (10/08/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #7 posted by ied at Good News Everyone! ** :
2tru

My chat-up line
User avatar #21 to #18 - ied (10/08/2013) [-]
2tru
#109 - wilfredfanforever (10/09/2013) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolled a random comment #6171420 posted by felixml at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** :
#96 - lolsrsslybro (10/09/2013) [-]
**lolsrsslybro rolled a random comment #45 posted by include at another great repost ** :
Sweet roll.
this line always works on girls
#110 to #96 - include (10/09/2013) [-]
Ladies can't resist my sweet rolls.
Ladies can't resist my sweet rolls.
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