Lel. . Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me. Roses are red violets are blue Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk?
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User avatar #4 - lilmatty (10/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Roses are red
violets are blue
Ay bby U Want Sum Fuk?
#20 - koolmoedee (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Almost as good of a pickup line as this one
Almost as good of a pickup line as this one
User avatar #1 - holymackarel (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No
User avatar #3 to #2 - holymackarel (10/08/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #13 - pinkiedash (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
#49 - RomanR (10/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - victreebro (10/08/2013) [-]
**victreebro rolled a random comment #6170745 posted by nukeoffriendship at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** :
but im not a dragon
my best pick up line
#58 - ijamesxd (10/08/2013) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #36 - tmpr (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did you fall from heaven? because your face is ****** up.

Do you work on subway? cuz you give me a footlong.

i just **** in my pants can i come in yours?

are your parents retarded? cuz your special.

do you like jalapeƱos? cuz im jalapeƱo pussy.

i tried
#32 - TurtleOnItsBack (10/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

This isn't a poem, just gardening facts.
#57 - agentdoubleohio (10/08/2013) [-]
my favorite pick up line
my favorite pick up line
User avatar #12 - galaxyguy (10/08/2013) [-]
Did you fall from heaven, because you really are Satan incarnate.
#40 - fatoneatetwo (10/08/2013) [-]
Nothing like being straight to the point
Nothing like being straight to the point
User avatar #19 - amanaman (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**amanaman rolled user fitemeirlbro **
roses are red
bacon is also red
i can't think of rhymes
wanna ****
User avatar #106 - kaycie (10/09/2013) [-]
Did it hurt?

[sigh] did what hurt

Breaking through the earths crust as you ascended from hell
#62 - PlaystationGuy (10/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - colegaleener (10/08/2013) [-]
Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling my name.
#23 - acidreign (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hey baby, are you my homework? Because I wanna do you on the table."
"Hey baby, are you my homework? Because I wanna do you on the table."
#53 to #23 - jokersaysamuseme (10/08/2013) [-]
Who the **** WANTS to do homework?
#96 - lolsrsslybro (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**lolsrsslybro rolled a random comment #45 posted by include at another great repost ** :
Sweet roll.
this line always works on girls
#95 - jooby (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**jooby rolled a random comment #36 posted by silvermarsh at Scottish guy sh*ts down guys chimney. ** :
Sweet roll.


My best pickup line.
User avatar #18 - puremadmentalged (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**puremadmentalged rolled a random comment #7 posted by ied at Good News Everyone! ** :
2tru

My chat-up line
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