Learning to sword fight. Kill the Shaniqua, kill them all.. I think people keep forgetting that Wonder Woman was literally created with the sole purpose of slapping peoples' . Swords wonderwom
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#7 - thechosentroll
Reply +333
(08/23/2014) [-]
I think people keep forgetting that Wonder Woman was literally created with the sole purpose of slapping peoples' ****.
#47 to #7 - endospore
Reply +10
(08/24/2014) [-]
No. She was created for the sole purpose of the creator being able to look at and sell soft core bondage porn comics.
#49 to #47 - thechosentroll
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(08/24/2014) [-]
We're talking inside the Marvel universe here, not real life.
#60 to #49 - YllekNayr
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Marvel universe?
#51 to #49 - endospore
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Originally, her only weakness was being tied up by a man. I rest my case.
#52 to #51 - thechosentroll
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Kinky. Still, it's not like it's THAT major of a weakness, considering she could fly and had super strength. Pretty sure she'd be fine as long as she avoided evil cowboys.
#111 to #49 - collateraldamageco
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Wonder Woman is DC not Marvel
#120 to #111 - thechosentroll
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I went full retard for a second there.
#34 to #7 - omegadynasty
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(08/24/2014) [-]
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#85 to #34 - ironsoul
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(08/24/2014) [-]
source?
#8 to #7 - thingexplain
Reply +34
(08/23/2014) [-]
Is that why when the justice league was formed, she was the secretary? And for 40 years, she lost all her powers if tied by a man, and went into super PMS mode if she lost one of her bracelets?
#9 to #8 - captinchikin
Reply +64
(08/23/2014) [-]
Although you're being a dick about it, you're right...
#20 to #9 - thingexplain
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Didn't mean to be a dick about it. But it is hilarious to read old WW comics.
#113 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
The guy who created her was a bondage fetishist so there really isn't anything surprising about it
#1 - jarofhearts
Reply +3
(08/23/2014) [-]
please tell me this is on youtube...
#3 to #1 - sinery
Reply +154
(08/23/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, but I know it's on Redtube.
#6 to #3 - becefalus
Reply +19
(08/23/2014) [-]
whot
whot
#11 to #3 - thearcher
Reply +5
(08/23/2014) [-]
Do explain
#32 to #3 - anon
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Why do I not see a link to said video with this comment...
#40 to #32 - sinery
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Because I'm not going to spend like 3 minutes to look for it.
#21 - inuyuru ONLINE
Reply +148
(08/23/2014) [-]
"Kill your friends"

"I will wonder woman!"
#25 to #21 - Lewx
Reply +1
(08/23/2014) [-]
Green Lantern overhears the convo and goes:

"That was sweet, teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that"
#41 to #25 - guardianatreyu
Reply +1
(08/24/2014) [-]
No he doesn't, Green Lantern isn't in this movie.
#121 to #41 - Lewx
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry.
I thought i heard Nathan Fillion's voice in the youtube version of this post, and he usually plays Hal Jordan in dc animated movies.
#27 to #21 - charagrin
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I don't even think WW knows she just gave a sharp stick to a little girl and told her to stab her friends. Thats what I love about the meta's, they are so wise and in some ways like children.
#33 - TigerMann
Reply +86
(08/24/2014) [-]
Breaking news: Little girl stabs several children to death with stick.
#39 to #33 - thechosentroll
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(08/24/2014) [-]
7 officers killed in arrest attempt. Eyewitness accounts say it was "The coolest thing I've ever seen".
#2 - mrnpc
Reply +73
(08/23/2014) [-]
Our lord and savior Cthulhu demands sauce
#102 to #2 - arstya
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Ia!
#29 to #2 - thedutchs ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/23/2014) [-]
Man, I actually started reading H.P. Lovecraft.

Dude is the biggest racist I've got on my bookshelf, but damn can he write a story.
#10 to #2 - iowndemostest
Reply +16
(08/23/2014) [-]
I have come bearing sauce, Lord Cthulhu
"Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight?" - Wonder Woman (2009)
#115 to #10 - gerfox
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
"That was sweet, teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that"
#55 - morelazors
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(08/24/2014) [-]
ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

someone had to do it
#58 to #55 - officialjg
Reply +71
(08/24/2014) [-]
No. No one didn't. No one was going too. You're just perverted.
#59 to #58 - morelazors
Reply +18
(08/24/2014) [-]
oh
#66 to #59 - helterskeletor
Reply +11
(08/24/2014) [-]
but we still appreciate that it was done, friend.
but we still appreciate that it was done, friend.
#28 - I Am Monkey
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(08/23/2014) [-]
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#63 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Sword Practice Dragon Twister! kendo master
#37 to #28 - thechosentroll
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(08/24/2014) [-]
God, that is bad on so many levels. Excluding the fact that he seems to have the grip strength of a sedated jellyfish, those sword............-like things are clearly not made for stabbing, so he's actually ******* up on every possible level save for ******** himself or setting something on fire.
God, that is bad on so many levels. Excluding the fact that he seems to have the grip strength of a sedated jellyfish, those sword............-like things are clearly not made for stabbing, so he's actually ******* up on every possible level save for ******** himself or setting something on fire.
#42 to #37 - amuzen ONLINE
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(08/24/2014) [-]
His feet also aren't grounded and he's exposing the entire (rather wide) mid section of his body, he's leaned over and off balance, and he's not facing the direction that he's stabbing.
Although those swords can be used for stabbing you would want to do it in a motion following the curve of the blade rather than as a somewhat downward motion.
#112 to #42 - aldothenazi
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Also Im pretty sure hes not even watching the direction he's stabbing in not only not facing.
#117 to #112 - amuzen ONLINE
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(08/24/2014) [-]
That's what I meant by he's not facing the direction that he's stabbing, you always keep the eye on the prize in anything remotely athletic.
#118 to #117 - aldothenazi
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(08/24/2014) [-]
Aight, dont know too much about atheletics of this sort but in kickboxing you can have your face, face otherway while still maintaining your eyes on the prize.
#103 to #42 - arstya
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I'm surprised no one pointed out how he's overextending as well.
#116 to #103 - amuzen ONLINE
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(08/24/2014) [-]
That's what I meant by he's leaned over and off balance.
#119 to #116 - arstya
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(08/24/2014) [-]
I meant his arms in particular. His footing also seems off as well.

0/10 would fight to the death. (And win.)
#43 to #42 - thechosentroll
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
Ah, so he really IS failing on almost every level.
#98 to #37 - norkas
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
They look like katanas.

not that they're real swords or anything
#46 to #28 - heeveejeevees
Reply +15
(08/24/2014) [-]
tatatatatatatatatatah!


*wheezes*
#54 - rektmate
Reply +16
(08/24/2014) [-]
**rektmate rolled user rustybutttickler ** do it.
#57 to #54 - rustybutttickler
Reply +35
(08/24/2014) [-]
I will not disappoint you, I will rid this earth of it's heretics!
#67 to #57 - tacticalbacon
Reply +5
(08/24/2014) [-]
mfw
#22 - sckmybllz
Reply +32
(08/23/2014) [-]
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#12 - bakinboy
Reply +26
(08/23/2014) [-]
wonder woman is my fetish
#61 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
she's everyone's fetish
#109 to #12 - doctorcamden
Reply 0
(08/24/2014) [-]
agreed.
#65 to #12 - nefarian
Reply +7
(08/24/2014) [-]
Congrats on being straight