Learning to sword fight. Kill the Shaniqua, kill them all. What' s Wang, little one? They went let me play pirates with them. And why not? Because W the girl an Swords wonderwom
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Learning to sword fight

Learning to sword fight. Kill the Shaniqua, kill them all. What' s Wang, little one? They went let me play pirates with them. And why not? Because W the girl an

Kill the Shaniqua, kill them all

What' s Wang, little one?
They went let me play pirates with them.
And why not?
Because W the girl and they need to Save.
its okay, I don' t even knew haw to sword fight.
Neither do they, in battle they' d be slaughtered instantly.
Wouldl yen like me to teach
you haw to sword fight?
They are using the horizontal cut, but in close like they are:
the thrust is a togetter move to cause real injury.
And less likely 1%, blocked by your opponent.
Doyou understand?
Uhuhuh.
New go. Unleash hell.
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User avatar #21 - inuyuru (08/23/2014) [-]
"Kill your friends"

"I will wonder woman!"
User avatar #25 to #21 - Lewx (08/23/2014) [-]
Green Lantern overhears the convo and goes:

"That was sweet, teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that"
User avatar #41 to #25 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
No he doesn't, Green Lantern isn't in this movie.
User avatar #121 to #41 - Lewx (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry.
I thought i heard Nathan Fillion's voice in the youtube version of this post, and he usually plays Hal Jordan in dc animated movies.
User avatar #27 to #21 - charagrin (08/23/2014) [-]
I don't even think WW knows she just gave a sharp stick to a little girl and told her to stab her friends. Thats what I love about the meta's, they are so wise and in some ways like children.
User avatar #33 - TigerMann (08/24/2014) [-]
Breaking news: Little girl stabs several children to death with stick.
User avatar #39 to #33 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
7 officers killed in arrest attempt. Eyewitness accounts say it was "The coolest thing I've ever seen".
#28 - I Am Monkey (08/23/2014) [-]
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#63 to #28 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Sword Practice Dragon Twister! kendo master
#37 to #28 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
God, that is bad on so many levels. Excluding the fact that he seems to have the grip strength of a sedated jellyfish, those sword............-like things are clearly not made for stabbing, so he's actually 			*******		 up on every possible level save for 			********		 himself or setting something on fire.
God, that is bad on so many levels. Excluding the fact that he seems to have the grip strength of a sedated jellyfish, those sword............-like things are clearly not made for stabbing, so he's actually ******* up on every possible level save for ******** himself or setting something on fire.
#42 to #37 - amuzen (08/24/2014) [-]
His feet also aren't grounded and he's exposing the entire (rather wide) mid section of his body, he's leaned over and off balance, and he's not facing the direction that he's stabbing.
Although those swords can be used for stabbing you would want to do it in a motion following the curve of the blade rather than as a somewhat downward motion.
User avatar #112 to #42 - aldothenazi (08/24/2014) [-]
Also Im pretty sure hes not even watching the direction he's stabbing in not only not facing.
#117 to #112 - amuzen (08/24/2014) [-]
That's what I meant by he's not facing the direction that he's stabbing, you always keep the eye on the prize in anything remotely athletic.
User avatar #118 to #117 - aldothenazi (08/24/2014) [-]
Aight, dont know too much about atheletics of this sort but in kickboxing you can have your face, face otherway while still maintaining your eyes on the prize.
User avatar #103 to #42 - arstya (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm surprised no one pointed out how he's overextending as well.
#116 to #103 - amuzen (08/24/2014) [-]
That's what I meant by he's leaned over and off balance.
User avatar #119 to #116 - arstya (08/24/2014) [-]
I meant his arms in particular. His footing also seems off as well.

0/10 would fight to the death. (And win.)
User avatar #43 to #42 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Ah, so he really IS failing on almost every level.
User avatar #98 to #37 - norkas (08/24/2014) [-]
They look like katanas.

not that they're real swords or anything
User avatar #46 to #28 - heeveejeevees (08/24/2014) [-]
tatatatatatatatatatah!


*wheezes*
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
I think people keep forgetting that Wonder Woman was literally created with the sole purpose of slapping peoples' **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - thingexplain (08/23/2014) [-]
Is that why when the justice league was formed, she was the secretary? And for 40 years, she lost all her powers if tied by a man, and went into super PMS mode if she lost one of her bracelets?
User avatar #9 to #8 - captinchikin (08/23/2014) [-]
Although you're being a dick about it, you're right...
User avatar #20 to #9 - thingexplain (08/23/2014) [-]
Didn't mean to be a dick about it. But it is hilarious to read old WW comics.
#113 to #8 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
The guy who created her was a bondage fetishist so there really isn't anything surprising about it
#47 to #7 - endospore (08/24/2014) [-]
No. She was created for the sole purpose of the creator being able to look at and sell soft core bondage porn comics.
User avatar #49 to #47 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
We're talking inside the Marvel universe here, not real life.
User avatar #60 to #49 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Marvel universe?
#51 to #49 - endospore (08/24/2014) [-]
Originally, her only weakness was being tied up by a man. I rest my case.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
Kinky. Still, it's not like it's THAT major of a weakness, considering she could fly and had super strength. Pretty sure she'd be fine as long as she avoided evil cowboys.
User avatar #111 to #49 - collateraldamageco (08/24/2014) [-]
Wonder Woman is DC not Marvel
User avatar #120 to #111 - thechosentroll (08/24/2014) [-]
I went full retard for a second there.
User avatar #85 to #34 - ironsoul (08/24/2014) [-]
source?
#2 - mrnpc (08/23/2014) [-]
Our lord and savior Cthulhu demands sauce
User avatar #102 to #2 - arstya (08/24/2014) [-]
Ia!
User avatar #29 to #2 - thedutchs (08/23/2014) [-]
Man, I actually started reading H.P. Lovecraft.

Dude is the biggest racist I've got on my bookshelf, but damn can he write a story.
User avatar #10 to #2 - iowndemostest (08/23/2014) [-]
I have come bearing sauce, Lord Cthulhu
"Would you like me to teach you how to sword fight?" - Wonder Woman (2009)
#115 to #10 - gerfox (08/24/2014) [-]
"That was sweet, teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that"
#22 - sckmybllz (08/23/2014) [-]
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#12 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
wonder woman is my fetish
#61 to #12 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
she's everyone's fetish
User avatar #109 to #12 - doctorcamden (08/24/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #65 to #12 - nefarian (08/24/2014) [-]
Congrats on being straight
#62 - grimmwaters (08/24/2014) [-]
Wonder Woman & Big Barda
Bff 4 lyf
#75 to #62 - lostmyaccounts (08/24/2014) [-]
how can it be the third evolve if theres only 2 evolves, is this engrish?
User avatar #78 to #75 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
eggs hatching considered an evolution?
#68 - vicanimus (08/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #68 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
....aqua man!?
User avatar #82 to #77 - Lintutu (08/24/2014) [-]
...yes?
User avatar #86 to #82 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I thought he was a scrub :I
User avatar #88 to #86 - DeathclawRulez (08/24/2014) [-]
You thought wrong
User avatar #89 to #86 - shadowsynergy (08/24/2014) [-]
He's actually almost as strong as superman, and I'm not just talking physical strength.
User avatar #92 to #89 - thegoodgatsby (08/24/2014) [-]
That's actually not true. While he's very strong, at his wettest, he's still doesn't approach Superman's levels. His most impressive strength feat since the New 52 started was some-what lifting a cruise liner. Superman benched the planet for five days straight without sunlight.
#93 to #92 - wraithguard (08/24/2014) [-]
**wraithguard rolled image** MFW "wettest"
User avatar #104 to #92 - arstya (08/24/2014) [-]
That's because Superman is boring as hell and pretty much gets a free pass.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
#lernd
User avatar #87 to #86 - Lintutu (08/24/2014) [-]
lrn2comic

you need to let go of the bad rep that the super friends gave him. do your research and you'll learn exactly how badass aquaman really is
User avatar #99 to #68 - mydogpikachu (08/24/2014) [-]
does anybody have anymore badass aquaman gifs
User avatar #4 - thelizardlord ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
That so cute
#54 - rektmate (08/24/2014) [-]
**rektmate rolled user rustybutttickler ** do it.
#57 to #54 - rustybutttickler (08/24/2014) [-]
I will not disappoint you, I will rid this earth of it's heretics!
#67 to #57 - tacticalbacon ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #26 - akkere (08/23/2014) [-]
"That was sweet, teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that."
User avatar #14 - alphavsomega (08/23/2014) [-]
comicexplain is this in your category?
User avatar #15 to #14 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
This is adorable! Yes, it is. It's from the Wonder Woman movie, which was fantastic! If you have a while to watch something, I highly recommend watching -this-.
User avatar #17 to #15 - alphavsomega (08/23/2014) [-]
Sweet. Thanks bro!
User avatar #18 to #17 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Just glad to help! Cheers!
#55 - morelazors (08/24/2014) [-]
ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

someone had to do it
#58 to #55 - officialjg (08/24/2014) [-]
No. No one didn't. No one was going too. You're just perverted.
User avatar #59 to #58 - morelazors (08/24/2014) [-]
oh
#66 to #59 - helterskeletor (08/24/2014) [-]
but we still appreciate that it was done, friend.
but we still appreciate that it was done, friend.
#70 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/24/2014) [-]
then wonder woman gets arrested
#74 to #70 - wheretheheartroams (08/24/2014) [-]
**wheretheheartroams rolled image** mfw cops try to put handcuffs on her
#31 - applescryatnight ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
ive seen 2 types of wonder woman
the one i like is a regular female super hero type.
the one i dont is the one who constantly breaks the law and intimidates people cause "well, **** , i dont know how society works"

i mean, there are cute moments like this, but there are also moments where a little girl tells her ice cream tastes good so she points her sword at a guy selling icecream in a cart and tells him to give her some while the guy ***** his pants.

and when she uses the lasso of truth to make people reveal personal secrets about themselves when they are protesting against her with legitimate claims.

i mean, yeah i know its necessary for superheros to break buildings every once in a while, but people still have a right to speak out about it.
#48 - billycakes (08/24/2014) [-]
**billycakes rolled image** MFW I get stabbed by a little girl
#83 to #48 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Gochuumon wa usagi desu ka is source

chino best loli
#76 to #48 - thefrozen (08/24/2014) [-]
**thefrozen rolled image** I want a cute roll too!!
**thefrozen rolled image** I want a cute roll too!!
User avatar #50 to #48 - billycakes (08/24/2014) [-]
Well **** . I'm not sure what to think of this one.
#72 to #50 - iamspika (08/24/2014) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #53 to #50 - guanyu (08/24/2014) [-]
Apparently little girls are like zombies.
User avatar #100 - murrlogic (08/24/2014) [-]
She should have said

"if you stab one of those ******* in the eye do not tell them I taught you how to use a sword. I am not responsible for any ******* you do on this day."
#23 - burped ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
You fight like a dairy farmer.
#64 to #23 - darthblam ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
User avatar #1 - jarofhearts (08/23/2014) [-]
please tell me this is on youtube...
User avatar #3 to #1 - sinery (08/23/2014) [-]
I don't know about that, but I know it's on Redtube.
#6 to #3 - becefalus (08/23/2014) [-]
whot
whot
#11 to #3 - thearcher (08/23/2014) [-]
Do explain
#32 to #3 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Why do I not see a link to said video with this comment...
User avatar #40 to #32 - sinery (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I'm not going to spend like 3 minutes to look for it.
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