Layers of Evil. . Walmart was out of pumpkins, and after an hum of crying, I finally finished this.. How the hell could that take an hour?


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User avatar #11 - cyborgturtle (10/18/2013) [-]
And here I am. Just waiting for the Shrek posts.
User avatar #3 - volshimond (10/18/2013) [-]
How the hell could that take an hour?
User avatar #28 to #3 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
He had to get it put through Hells customs office.

******* bureaucracy...
User avatar #26 to #3 - plumotje (10/18/2013) [-]
he made it with his tears
water erosion
User avatar #15 to #3 - naldibesti (10/18/2013) [-]
you misunderstand, it may only have taken him 2 or 3 minutes, while he cried for an hour, understandably
User avatar #12 - igfanforlife (10/18/2013) [-]
dude...they're just pumpkins, no use crying over lack of pumpkins, who are you, spongebob?
User avatar #17 to #12 - admiralen (10/18/2013) [-]
its an onion when you cut onions it ***** up your eyes and they start drippin
#24 - duskmane ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
I'm a lot like an onion.
on the outside, I'm an arrogant asshole,
then you get past the first layer... and the next.. and the next, and you just keep finding the same thing until it makes you cry.
#4 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
An hour? Bitch I cut bowls of onions at Subway and I cry for about five minutes.
#10 to #4 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
It took them a hour to carve it?, like what the **** how do you not realize this **** ...
User avatar #22 to #4 - jagarico (10/18/2013) [-]
Sandwich Artist master race.
#33 to #4 - softi (10/18/2013) [-]
I think you would be more comfortable working at this place
User avatar #5 to #4 - ironsoul (10/18/2013) [-]
I think he was just that scared.
#36 - tinyer (10/18/2013) [-]
Why couldn't you have put it in a cake?   
Everybody likes cakes, did you know they have layers?
Why couldn't you have put it in a cake?

Everybody likes cakes, did you know they have layers?
#35 - nephritho (10/18/2013) [-]
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#13 - iamspika (10/18/2013) [-]
I fail to see how it is possible to cry by cuting onions.

Yes, i have cut onions before and never got a single tear in my eye from it.
#14 to #13 - peebze (10/18/2013) [-]
Not everyone reacts the same way to the gas released while cutting onions. Many people never notice it, for me it always dried up my eyes instead of making me cry though.
User avatar #19 to #13 - manofparody (10/18/2013) [-]
When I was in culinary arts, (granted, I've never cried from onions until this) I had to mass cut a bunch of onions.

Saying you've never cried from cutting 1-2 onions doesn't really mean anything.
Cut about 15-20 of them, and if you still haven't cried, THEN you can be proud.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iamspika (10/18/2013) [-]
Why would i want to cut 20 onions?
#32 to #20 - lujan (10/18/2013) [-]
I work in a restaurant where I have to cut and dice about 50 onions for prep, so if you can do that without shedding a tear then I'll call you God. I can do about 10 without being affected, but soon after that it's all bad news.
User avatar #21 to #20 - manofparody (10/18/2013) [-]
Why would I want to?
Special circumstances.
User avatar #31 - kusahl (10/18/2013) [-]
If you don't have any pumpkins available you can use a bellpepper. Or the peel of an orange. Works just about the same but it's just smaller.
#27 - waker (10/18/2013) [-]
Aren't the teeth some sort of candy, though? It doesn't look like part of the onion.
User avatar #34 to #27 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
Plastic Vampire teeth.
#25 - jemmydubloon (10/18/2013) [-]
Were they tears of pure joy at the masterpiece you had created?
User avatar #18 - shamrockd (10/18/2013) [-]
Use a turnip. That's how it used to be done.

It was a turnip... right?
User avatar #23 to #18 - danilawleit (10/18/2013) [-]
I am Scottish I can confirm you used turnips back in the day.
User avatar #29 to #23 - shamrockd (10/18/2013) [-]
Thank you sir for the confirmation!
#16 - dontknowmeatall (10/18/2013) [-]
If you put the onions in the freezer for fifteen minutes they won't make you cry.
User avatar #9 - sgrave (10/18/2013) [-]
Looks pretty cool
User avatar #8 - tonkkax (10/18/2013) [-]
I thought you spent an hour crying because there were no pumpkins...
User avatar #7 - haroldsaxon (10/18/2013) [-]
I never cry when cutting any kind of onion. I don't understand why others do.
User avatar #6 - Saundazzz (10/18/2013) [-]
Lots of people cry when cutting onions. The trick is not to get too emotionally attached.
User avatar #2 - unseelie (10/18/2013) [-]
I didn't realize it was an onion at first. I thought you were just really sad about not getting a pumpkin.
User avatar #1 - rikter (10/17/2013) [-]
I bet it looks lovely when you light it up.
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