Laugh 'Till I Cried. Riddle me this.... Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Mea
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Laugh 'Till I Cried

Laugh 'Till I Cried. Riddle me this.... Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Mea

Riddle me this...

Drunk cop stories haah
I got one
freshman in college
Merst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Meander down to a frat house
most up outside and pretend to be security
broothers let me and eventually leave
melting people for IDs for about an hour
awhole time drinking hard liquor
cops some up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them for IDs
We are the ******* oops. we are going to some in."
oi say "riddle me this_." then proceed to puke on one ofthem_
stagger back in shock
e run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
wee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
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******* total
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#9 - standingbehindyou (07/13/2014) [-]
The riddler strikes again
User avatar #12 - tempuscasus (07/13/2014) [-]
"riddle me this"
10/10
lost my ****
#34 - Thevaultboy (07/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - deadmanisalive ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
I've seen this a couple times before, but the riddle me this always gets me.
#1 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
>>477229176 (You)   
screenshotting you're own comment
>>477229176 (You)
screenshotting you're own comment
#22 to #1 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
you're*
#23 to #22 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
I meant to say "you're*" but it changed it to "your*"
#24 to #23 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
That time it switched the your and the you're and idk what the intense bodylove is going on anymore.
#25 to #24 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
it changed "f uck" to "intense bodylove" damnit my big tittied mommy
#26 to #25 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh my lord I need to look at what the new censor rules are.
#27 to #26 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
They changed to N word to "a.dmin"??? Let me try. admin.
User avatar #30 to #27 - dorfdorfdorf (07/13/2014) [-]
what a thrill ride
#39 to #27 - John Cena (07/13/2014) [-]
admin admin admin admin
User avatar #33 to #1 - febreezboi (07/13/2014) [-]
It always says (You) next to the reply, no matter who says it.
User avatar #40 to #1 - sinonyx (07/14/2014) [-]
that means someone replied to you, idiot
#42 to #40 - youlikeme (07/14/2014) [-]
yes, it means whoever wrote the "funny story" also took a screen shot of it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nswb (07/13/2014) [-]
Thank You!
Though... I didn't use OC
I know right.... miraculous on this website.
#3 to #2 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
what?
what?
#5 to #3 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
I saw what you wrote before you deleted it
I saw what you wrote before you deleted it
#7 to #5 - nswb (07/13/2014) [-]
My bad... I'm in the wrong, I suck
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#4 to #3 - nswb Comment deleted by nswb [-]
#29 - Orc (07/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** ***** you full of digestive end product
#41 - bluwizard (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when i talk to the popo
User avatar #36 - tripscausedthis (07/13/2014) [-]
>be 19 riding motorcycle
>suburban streets at night omw home from party
>nice car behind me is following super close
>revs their engine a lot must want me to race
>get mad that i'm being tailgated, decide to take action
>pull up on loose gravel at intersection
>hit the throttle and throw stones all over the car behind me
>car turns on red and blue lights.
>backpassage puckers, decide to just leg it
>their car is a v8 my bike is a 250cc....terrible idea
>they stick to me too easily
>see opportunity
>large park surrounded by small body of water
>take bike over narrow footbridge and hightail it out of there
>cops take too long to get around the park
>go home and hide in the dark with the blinds shut
>spend next month waiting for the police to turn up
>surely they saw my licence plate
>imtooprettyforjail.jpg
User avatar #37 to #36 - tripscausedthis (07/13/2014) [-]
>few months later, pull up to bar on my bike
>drunk guy out the front stumbles over
>"i know taht intense bodylovein bike"
>reply "this bike? nah man ive had this bike a long time"
>"nah i've intense bodylovein seen you on it, backpassage"
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>"i've chased you"
>"this is a 250 mate anyone who chases me is passing me"
>"i'm a intense bodylovein cop dickhead, you sprayed my car with stones"
>backpassage puckers again, stomach drops.
>convinced im going to jail
>"not me mate, i'm a law abiding citizen'
>'i'll intense bodylovein lock you up and throw away the key you pile of digestive end product"
>tell im "thats not really how the legal system works but ok,"
>keep telling him he has the wrong guy
>follows me around the bar all night shouting abuse,
>security know him don't do digestive end product
>when i leave he's on the phone
User avatar #38 to #37 - tripscausedthis (07/13/2014) [-]
>bar is literally 3 streets from the cop shop
>make it about 1km before two cop cars pull me over
>politely pull over, turn bike off, get off it and stand back
>cops run over with breathalyzer
>haven't had a lick of alcohol all night, blow zero.
>ask cops if they are there because of a drunken complaint
>cops tell me yes. say that one of the off duty detectives reported a drunk rider that fits my description
>tell them a drunk guy claiming to be a detective had been abusing me trying to start a fight all night
>they tell me he is a psychotic intense bodylovewit and nobody at the station likes him either
>they ask if i'm the one who threw stones at his car with my bike
>look at my bike "this little thing? it's a 250 surely he would have caught me for that"
>cops laugh, one says "well either way it was wrong but we all had a good laugh about it when he came back to the station"
>go home, backpassage now pucker free for the first time in a month

and thats how i didnt go to jail
#32 - pewdiepieisbestpie ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Those cops probably knew that he was the same dude that puked on them and probably didn't cared about it because he was drunk (maybe they know that feel).
User avatar #13 - thepuckisthis (07/13/2014) [-]
I had a cop come up to us because I was pucking my guts out and my buddy was all like thats what you Herbie being 21 cop smiled and laugh and turned the other way. I was 19 and it wasn't my birthday. True Story
User avatar #14 to #13 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
wtf herbie?
User avatar #16 to #14 - thepuckisthis (07/13/2014) [-]
It's supposed to be get Idk why it put Herbie
User avatar #15 to #14 - thepuckisthis (07/13/2014) [-]
Haha lol auto correct on my phone
User avatar #18 to #15 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
i thought it was more of a d m i n s work i love how he is intense bodyloveing with people
User avatar #19 to #18 - thepuckisthis (07/13/2014) [-]
Lol that would be fabulous and sparkly I find it funny
User avatar #35 - kafudamapla (07/13/2014) [-]
>'till
ugh
User avatar #20 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2014) [-]
e/b/in post /b/ro how can i upvote u on 4/b/chins??????
User avatar #10 - kinokun (07/13/2014) [-]
they never did solve that riddle.
#6 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
seriously though... sorry for the angry attitude. But you misunderstood me. I meant that whoever took the original screenshot wrote the comment himself. Got it now?
User avatar #8 to #6 - nswb (07/13/2014) [-]
Yes refer to my last reply
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