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Lateness

I all Mi excuses tat) my . wall
l iwas just really, really early its ' rtaa
2 we can' t all be usain boil
it in this clay and age. we shouldn' t need labels like "late"
d. I had first pelted do you blame me
s I really, really didn' t want to sing
s. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside me boson
gates
T you can' t tell me how to live my life
my legs tell on and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
in there was a treat: yachting accident
ll. I am a ******* retard
12. this is gust for my wall
13- do you even read these
It does not matter how slow you go., so long as you do not slot)"
15. I spent my entire night writing tom dater emotion
ttk my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you
expect me to get over that emotional trauma
sarah pam and I got a Midler war and I couldt' t leave ano Hit WEI‘
win
13. tram jammy jammy pm
19. how can i go to school when alert turner
20 my aim was having an emotional meltdown and I needed to be there
for her
at I was sticking it to the man
22. I spent my entire night worrying in would ever lose my virginity
23. My shades otters, Iwas wanting and then I caught the eye of an
attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging
significant looks and I knew we would one day make sweet love so Must
waited alongside him and to tarth ttis eye m tre continued
at part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he
had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it domed out
he was wanting to a bus stop so obviously I had to catch the we because
we love and silently we rode out to pepakura and Into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught the
as my tied is more comfortable than your school will ever be
at Iwas sad
as it was a nice day. so I walked leisurely
as I had beat my younger Brother for saying "swag"
30 I had to travel hath to the 1950' s to ensure my birth
31 2 Retool at scoot
32 I had to stop. collaborate and listen
I tried
34 I' m may Tm late
its not my fault
my auntie was lulled
and Iloinen a cult
35. a haiku about lateness"
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
as my Best friend was telling me howls give a satisfactory blow job I wish
I was
at I was fashionably late
3& I was caught In a flash mob true story omeg
39- I did not choose the late life. the late lite chose me
40 do
at you
43. read
std. these
I was lighting a game
46. trams
This gives me hope for tomorrow.
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#3 - trivdiego (10/03/2013) [-]
traffic jammy jammy jam
traffic jammy jammy jam
#40 to #3 - arukimasu (10/04/2013) [-]
I knew I couldn't have been the only one...   
   
 It gets sillier every time is say it aloud...
I knew I couldn't have been the only one...

It gets sillier every time is say it aloud...
User avatar #2 - blasthardcheese (10/03/2013) [-]
I lost it at "I wish I was joking"
#37 - aproudpatriot (10/04/2013) [-]
"I was fighting al-qaeda"   
That's good enough for me, carry on
"I was fighting al-qaeda"
That's good enough for me, carry on
User avatar #55 to #37 - ninjason (10/04/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #82 to #55 - MrMarioman (10/04/2013) [-]
Army of two ad.
User avatar #98 to #82 - ninjason (10/05/2013) [-]
ah, I love those games
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#71 to #56 - curlyhairedgoddess (10/04/2013) [-]
Is the Texas flag not enough?
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#10 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/04/2013) [-]
"I am a ******* retard"
#7 - tazzerz (10/03/2013) [-]
Don't see the problem with No. 31... its true.
#54 - nimba (10/04/2013) [-]
#6 - swizzll (10/03/2013) [-]
We need more people like this
We need more people like this
#29 - TheWeigand (10/04/2013) [-]
I was expecting "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means "
I was expecting "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means "
User avatar #41 to #29 - viscerys ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I wrote that once. We don't get forms for writing excuses - we just have to write our names, the time and our excuse into a book.
#23 - whtda (10/04/2013) [-]
From 'Papakura' and scientific investigation I deduce that this is from Epsom Girls Grammar School in Auckland, New Zealand.
I live near there. Heh. Cool
User avatar #31 to #23 - spooooce ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I live near there, too! Sisters go to Diocesan though ... not EGG's ...
User avatar #43 to #23 - ianistheman (10/04/2013) [-]
I came to the same conclusion. My school is like the brother school to eggs.
#36 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
#25
User avatar #26 - xXMAQXx (10/04/2013) [-]
WELL? HOW DO YOU GIVE A SATISFACTORY BLOW JOB?
User avatar #68 to #26 - shuckmywang (10/04/2013) [-]
poprocks
#77 - datgermanguy (10/04/2013) [-]
Number 11
Number 11
User avatar #24 - punderdownunder (10/04/2013) [-]
Papakura! Why do I always get exited when anything New Zealand related comes up?
User avatar #21 - deadlydong (10/04/2013) [-]
i call ******** on the my bed is more comfy than school cuz if thats true how come i can fall asleep faster and more comfortably in a brightly lit classroom with monkeys yelling about their shoes than in a dark room with no sound and a good bed....... ******* ********
User avatar #22 to #21 - guiguito (10/04/2013) [-]
because you are exausted.
User avatar #39 - pheggit (10/04/2013) [-]
Even if this girl were a 5/10, I would marry her for her sense of humor
User avatar #1 - bluenebula ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
Back when I was in college, I was late for my physics class all the time. I don't have a real excuse, seeing as the class started at two in the afternoon. I was just a lazy **** then. But the excuse I would always give is "It's too early in the afternoon for this **** "
#25 to #1 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
You had to give an excuse for why you were late in college?
You had to give an excuse for why you were late in college?
#79 - erpetrich (10/04/2013) [-]
My friends in class had the same excuse every time, and it always worked, he never told anyone what he said,  at the end of the year I finally asked him what his excuse was. Turns out he simply said he had diarrhea...
My friends in class had the same excuse every time, and it always worked, he never told anyone what he said, at the end of the year I finally asked him what his excuse was. Turns out he simply said he had diarrhea...
#58 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
these are funny and all but how does one get so many chances coming in late? wouldnt they just kick you out already for blatantly not giving a 			****		?
these are funny and all but how does one get so many chances coming in late? wouldnt they just kick you out already for blatantly not giving a **** ?
User avatar #60 to #58 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
Canada is too lenient for it's own good sometimes...
User avatar #61 to #60 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
damn ***** ... lenient to the max
User avatar #62 to #61 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
I hate to say that I was expelled from my high school (Jr. to Sr. in one school) 4 times before I was officially not allowed back. I regret my impulsive, irresponsible decisions but that was a lot of generosity on their part.
User avatar #63 to #62 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
4 massive chances and you still didnt listen? wats up with that
User avatar #64 to #63 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
I was young and I arrogantly took advantage of the chances I was given due to constant distraction/peer pressure. Fortunately to say I got my diploma through outreach when I realized you only get so many chances in life.
User avatar #65 to #64 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
yeah.. plus life isnt all just school education anyway. your type of personality might get you much further than textbook rule followers
User avatar #66 to #65 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
I let my pride cloud my focus, but my ambition will eventually help me get where I'd like to be now that I've learned. Failure can be a positive at a certain age.
User avatar #67 to #66 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
"remember luke, with great power comes great responsibility."

- Ron Weasley
User avatar #69 to #67 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
"You are who you choose to be, now choose."

-Micheal Clarke Duncan.
#70 to #69 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
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#73 to #58 - fukyu (10/04/2013) [-]
nahh not if she was in public school they don't give a **** as long as you show up for the day they do count for budgets.
User avatar #76 to #58 - romeosdistress (10/04/2013) [-]
I dunno, when I was in high school I used to skip classes and be late almost every day and I never got kicked out.
User avatar #97 to #58 - mrnoodlez (10/04/2013) [-]
I was late all the time in high school, I got a lot of detention, but was never kicked out. Most of the time the teachers didn't really care though and just added me to the roll call list.
#83 - supermangoman (10/04/2013) [-]
In high school I skipped 552 classes and I came in late almost every time.
Teachers didn't give a **** because otherwise I was a straight-A student.

I was also named by teachers as "literally the laziest student ever"

Pic partially related. Only school related pic I have I'm also Finnish.
#86 to #83 - jazzytheferret (10/04/2013) [-]
I know exactly what you mean. My teachers called me "part timer" my last two years of highschool.
#74 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
My meth lab caught fire.
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