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Late night stories

pplaying minecraft
parents i would go to bed at El o' clock.
llook at my glow in the dark watch
johno_ png
down my macbook pros lid
Heap ovens my bed as ifi were my fursona, Nightlong
Make off my ihome shirt and in one swift motion
strato take shorts
still wearing my sandals
stake off my sandals and socks
bcheck watch again
find my little pony pajamas
scrawl into bed wearing only my rainbow boxers
bfather comes in to check I' m in bed
ego to say "i am a man of my word" but accidentally shout it
she frowns and closes door
skies anime pillow goodnight
So ml, have any more awesome stories of nearly staying up too late?
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#1 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [-]
>be me in bed
>playing Wheres my Water on iPhone
>well past midnight
>dads stompy footsteps coming up stairs
> **************** .jpg
>quickly lie down
>stuff phone down PJ bottoms
>close eyes
>dad comes in
> ******** ***** boom boom scared
>dad asks if I'm awake
>I say yes
>he starts having big talk about staying up late with me
>not too bad
>meanwhile, iPhone is overheating
>pubic hairs are like iron wool igniting
>goddam' raging bushfire on my balls
>taking it like a man listening to dad
> ******* won't stop
>finally he leaves
>quickly retrieve cock burning device
>go to sleep as fast as possible

MFW I have an oblong burnt onto my dick for a month...
#127 to #1 - niggastolemyname (11/15/2013) [-]
cris is adverted?
#43 to #1 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
How old are you to be spoken to for staying up 'late' while playing a game that came out only 2 years ago?
User avatar #61 to #43 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Your cleverosity frustrates me...
#86 to #61 - omnipotentsoap (11/15/2013) [-]
so, how old are you
so, how old are you
User avatar #15 to #1 - spartanian (11/15/2013) [-]
When he asked if you were asleep you should've just answered "no" and he would leave at once
User avatar #8 to #1 - truemox (11/15/2013) [-]
Why would it be acceptable for someone to design a device that is supposed to go in your pocket, and then not install safeguards against overheating?
#45 to #1 - twofreegerbils (11/15/2013) [-]
So, you either have a dick made of tissue paper or an extremely defective iPhone.

Or, you're just a liar.
User avatar #10 to #1 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I remember when I was really young and just got into masturbating, it felt really nice and I enjoyed it, so I did it quite often.

During this time it also happened to be Winter, and my hands crack really badly due to the weather, so I would always have to put cream on my hands in order to avoid it.

I'd often have some cream left over and often feel horny, thing led to another

Over the course of the winter I noticed that this cream wasn't doing much for my hands, as they still cracked quite badly. "No biggie", I thought "I'll just add more", and so that's exactly what I did.

This thought popped into my head quite frequently due to the ineffectiveness of the cream to the point where I would have literal globs over my hands, and of course, my penis as well.

Finally, winter had come to an end and my hands had stopped cracking, although...they looked a bit weird. Finally, in my small, child brain, I got the fancy idea to look at this cream I had been using for the last four months (I live in Canada, sue me)

It was tanning cream.

My hands were tanned for a very long time.

My penis was brown for six years.

You know nothing of regret.
#12 to #10 - roflwaffflegod (11/15/2013) [-]
I like how you started with your reason for masturbation, as if you needed one.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cyborgturtle (11/15/2013) [-]
That made me laugh like a retarded ******* seal. Thank you, it's the only laugh i've had on here for a while.
User avatar #41 to #10 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Bullcrap it was only 6 years...

Once you go black you never go back.
User avatar #49 - jbgotswag (11/15/2013) [-]
macbook and pony nightwears, ARE YOU ******* 5
#56 to #49 - closothehomosexual has deleted their comment [-]
#116 to #49 - nonanonnon (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey, macbooks can be enjoyed by people of any age!
User avatar #72 to #49 - palokomedios (11/15/2013) [-]
**palokomedios rolls 5,355** must equalize the thumbs
#54 to #49 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
#39 - badnnnin (11/15/2013) [-]
people with anime pillows actually exist? that is so sad
User avatar #47 to #39 - sisterblister (11/15/2013) [-]
i would have one i wont lie but its because i like lots and lots of pillows and why not
User avatar #50 to #39 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
I just have a normal pillow which I hug. I would want one that was the size of a dakimakura but whether it had a waifu on it wouldn't matter.
User avatar #74 to #50 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I cuddle with big animal plush toys because they're comfortable as **** ....
User avatar #81 to #74 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you can't wash those. It gets nasty after a few drops on the ground.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I want a room where the floor is entirely made out of comfortable mattresses. And I want to have at least 50 blankets and pillows in there with me. I also want to have a bunch of fans because I love sleeping in the cold Then, I would build all the blankets and pillows up around me in a corner and play video games.
User avatar #83 to #82 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
I want a room with walls and floors made out of bed mattress material. And a ton of blankets, plushies and stuff. I'd have to take a shower before getting in that room and when it's closed, it's air tight. That'll be perfect.

Also, thanks for thumbing me back up.
User avatar #84 to #83 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
How did you know it was me?
User avatar #87 to #84 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
lil' question mark thing beside your thumb count.
User avatar #88 to #87 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
That is very helpful, thank you.
User avatar #89 to #88 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
No probs.
User avatar #98 to #89 - matrixone (11/15/2013) [-]
Obligatory 'get a room' comment.
User avatar #122 to #98 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
One made out of mattresses and stuff.
User avatar #124 to #122 - matrixone (11/15/2013) [-]
With tissues and condoms inside an unsuspicious drawer.
User avatar #150 to #124 - greenstrongworld (11/15/2013) [-]
Made of mattress material.
#57 to #39 - closothehomosexual has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #39 - laelaps (11/15/2013) [-]
if by 'sad' you mean, incredibly manly, than yes.
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User avatar #149 to #135 - aerosol ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think this is from an episode of 30 Rock.
User avatar #79 to #39 - superanonymouspers (11/15/2013) [-]
I got one for my friend as a prank. He opened the box in front of his whole family and they pretty much died laughing.
#42 to #39 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2013) [-]
it's crazy ******* weird
#52 to #42 - postie (11/15/2013) [-]
Personally I prefer these.
#97 to #42 - otroviciado (11/15/2013) [-]
lol, say that having a waifu is weird in memecenter and you will obtain like 40 dislikes and a banned account for at least 1 week
#14 - lavatory (11/15/2013) [-]
Can someone please explain to me the purpose of pyjamas? i always sleep naked
User avatar #75 to #14 - cormy (11/15/2013) [-]
They're comfy and warm.
I myself sleep in my day clothes under 2 sleeping blankets and a wool blanket on top.
I'm bad at being canadian. Too much Begian blood in me.
User avatar #16 to #14 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
>Live in Ireland
> **** be cold *****
>Could be worse
>Never have to get up in the morning to do jobs in house because I sleep naked
>Little brother and sister have to do jobs instead
>Awwwww yiss
#18 to #16 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
>live in Norway
> **** be colder than your **** , *****
>could be worse (during the actual winter months)
>wear pyjamas. no boxers underneath though, because my balls need to breathe
>every weekend and end of regular day wearing pyjamas
>aw yissss
User avatar #20 to #18 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
***** your **** be coldest. Balls of steel.
#21 to #20 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
nah, my ***** . just a warm bed.

or maybe I do have balls of steel
User avatar #23 to #21 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
>Be coldest winter in Ireland in history
>See Scandinavians and Fins walking around shirtless rolling in the Irish snow "God it's so warm"
>The ****
#24 to #23 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
>be 14, a few years ago
>live in Norway for a month now
>dudes called Erik and Stian take their shirts off outside
>look at this heap of dry snow
>jump into the snow, bare chested
>they jump out of it again
>see their torsos are red because of the cold
>the ****

these guys were probably the biggest badasses in my class
User avatar #25 to #24 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
We don't actually get much snow here to be fair, it's rather rare. We have rain, and lots of it.

I wanna go to Sweden for massive airsoft events. Awww yeah.
#26 to #25 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
makes sense. being Ireland and all. nice and old places. damn. I want to go there someday.

okay. second story of how crazy Norwegians can be.

>be 15, a year and a half after Erik and Stian dove into the snow
>be walking outside the school for a couple of minutes with the guys from my class
>there's a huge ant mound next to the path we're walking
>Sebastian puts his hand into the mound
>throws a handful of ants and their mound at Daniel
>Daniel throws off his jacket in fear of getting bitten

seriously. that was even more badass than the snowdiving
User avatar #27 to #26 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
**** , what kinda ants were they?

Also is Norway an EU country? I don't remember, if so getting in should be fairly easy
#28 to #27 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
normal ants.

Norway isn't in the EU. doesn't pay with Euros either.
getting in is easy from Ireland anyways.
just take one of those Ryanair planes to Rygge. they call it Oslo-Rygge online
User avatar #29 to #28 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
Ryanair is cheap but the service isn't fantastic :/ If there's an Aer Lingus flight that you can afford I'd reccomend it. Little more expensive than Ryanair but honestly much less hassle during the flight.
#30 to #29 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
I think those bastards from Ryanair stole some Maoam (german candy) from me during my flight from Berlin to Rygge.
if it wasn't them, it would've been the woman sitting on the other side of the aisle. which explains why she kept smiling at me.
I think she was Polish. not that I hate Polish people, I just know a lot of them tend to steal things
User avatar #31 to #30 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
"I think she was Polish. Not that I hate Polish people, I just know they have a tendency to steal things"

I can't stop laughing

What if this is the way they get back at the Germans for WWII? Stealing sweets on German Ryanair flights.
#32 to #31 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
those ************* !

anyways, it wasn't the last time I flew with Ryanair either. the last time was kinda okay, I suppose. nothing got stolen
User avatar #33 to #32 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm flying out with Ryanair to Holland in June, cant afford the Aer Lingus flight. The guy in charge of organising games in the airsoft team (We have 91 members currently) wants to hike the route they take in the film 'A bridge too far' Personally I think that's a great idea.

I suppose we will see if it's Ryan air or the Polish
#34 to #33 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
but....the route they take starts in the north of Belgium.
you know? when they start opening fire on everything in Holland and the tanks roll out at the same time? then the germans hammer the allied troops, but get their asses handed to them by finally getting bombed the **** out of. and the allies can go on rolling their armor into holland.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I know but the fact is we wont be able to stay for long so we're flying in from Eindhoven and making our way from there.
#36 to #35 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
so from Eindhoven to the south bank of the Rhine?
User avatar #37 to #36 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure to be honest, for the moment I only know what I've been told and it's been years since I watched the film. I really should look into the route but every time I try to I get distracted by either FJ, /tg/, Magic the Gathering, D&D, WoW, SWTOR or my girlfriend. Honestly even if the walk is historically inaccurate it should still be good fun though
#38 to #37 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
well, then.
I hope you'll have fun when you're in Holland!
#92 to #26 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
There have been "sitting onto an ant nest"-competitions around here, I haven't been in one though. I'm finnish btw, gonna drive through Finland's and Norway's Lapland once I get enough money. The scenery there is just amazing.
#148 to #92 - trevanman (11/15/2013) [-]
cold and full of Elk/Moose(Meese? Mooses?)
User avatar #46 to #16 - radamski (11/15/2013) [-]
>Fellow Irishfag
>Sleep in just boxers
>Bodyheat heats up bed in a matter of minutes.
>awwwwww yissssss
User avatar #172 to #46 - mcwkennedy (11/18/2013) [-]
This guy gets it!
#3 - Muppetz (11/14/2013) [-]
Who is Fursona NightFang
#4 to #3 - vorarephilia has deleted their comment [-]
#6 to #3 - vorarephilia (11/15/2013) [-]
a fursona is an alter ego. Night fang is what he named his.

deleted other comment by mistake believe it or not. so reposting it now.
#22 to #6 - daynox (11/15/2013) [-]
An alter ego yes, but specifically one a furry makes. Persona - Fursona
User avatar #69 to #3 - ghettoham (11/15/2013) [-]
A fursona is basically a furry character that a person considers themselves to be. To what extent they consider themselves to be that character, totally depends on the person. I have friends who have fursona's who just use them for gaming and art and whatnot, as a furry representation of themselves in fictional worlds. I also know people, whom i tend to stay the **** away from, who actually consider themselves to be their fursona. They be scary ************* .
#7 to #3 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
A fursona is a character a furry makes.
#53 to #7 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
Here's a fine example.
User avatar #76 to #53 - spysappinmysasha (11/15/2013) [-]
I cant tell if this is serious or not.

mainly because I cant take furrys seriously.
#85 to #76 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh don't worry,we don't take each other seriously...
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User avatar #71 to #53 - gayboard (11/15/2013) [-]
"Twinkle poop."
#60 to #53 - nefarian has deleted their comment [-]
#64 to #7 - danzey (11/15/2013) [-]
Like an imaginary friend?
#9 to #7 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
I only thought semi furrys made those.
Oh well. You learn something new every day.
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#51 - jarofdirt (11/15/2013) [-]
>be me
>be 12
>middle of october in sweden
>sun goes down at around 16:00 and doesn't rise until ******* 10:00 again
>have a friend over at our apartement
>parents away, only grandad watching over us
>vidya like *************
>grandad already asleep
>loaned my friend's DS to play ace attorney
>holy **** , best game ever
>literally glued to it
>friend gets sleepy at around midnight, decides to go to bed
>ask if I can play on his DS a while longer
>"sure", he says
>vidya ace attorney like ************
>lost track of time
>eventually neck starts to ache, been sitting and playing for a while
>decide to go to the bathroom
>there's ******* sunlight shining into the living room
>mfw I've been up all night playing ace attorney and didn't even notice the sun rising
User avatar #108 to #51 - basicargentinian (11/15/2013) [-]
Similar thing hapened to me a few years ago when a friend showed me Fallout NV on his laptop, 12 hours straight in the mojave.
#128 to #51 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [-]
I can't blame you, ace attorney is the ****
#119 to #51 - octaviano (11/15/2013) [-]
I call fake.
You must've reached the final case, and there, you must've had some ********** or thoughtminutes.

Which AA?
User avatar #167 to #119 - jarofdirt (11/15/2013) [-]
I was pretty **** at the game though. Didn't get past the fourth case, I think.
#170 to #167 - octaviano (11/16/2013) [-]
Well, that's a thing.   
It was the first one, without a sub-title, right?
Well, that's a thing.
It was the first one, without a sub-title, right?
User avatar #171 to #170 - jarofdirt (11/16/2013) [-]
I think so, yes.
User avatar #73 to #51 - cormy (11/15/2013) [-]
I used to do that all the time with my friends' gameboys. Used to level up their weaker pokemon characters for them while they slept.
#78 to #73 - kristovsky (11/15/2013) [-]
holy **** man your like the cobblers elves, except for pokemon
User avatar #95 to #73 - sealofapproval (11/15/2013) [-]
good guy cormy
User avatar #131 to #73 - niggastolemyname (11/15/2013) [-]
You're my hero
#13 - hoaxfourtyfour (11/15/2013) [-]
Closest thing i've got.
>Be me in the basement.
>Been playing World of Warcraft all day.
>It's 9:30 (somewhere around there, happened a long ass time ago)
>My dad has told me twice to find a safe place and log out.
>Don't want to risk 3rd time.
>Dad was raised by an alcoholic drill instructor
>Log out in middle of Onyxia raid.
>Audibly go to bed.
>Wait for about 5 minutes.
>Go back downstairs.
>Raid still hasn't pulled Onyxia
> ******** .bmp
>Finish raid that night.
>Sweet head piece drops and I won the roll for it.
>Go to bed.
I'm so hardcore
User avatar #17 to #13 - mcwkennedy (11/15/2013) [-]
Honestly never did much raiding. How do you find the Onyxia one? Also have you seen the new expansion?
User avatar #44 to #17 - lordoxygen (11/15/2013) [-]
oldschool raiding doesn't have to do much with the new expansions..
#58 - askdsd (11/15/2013) [-]
this room sounds amazing I wish I had it

I would jiz oneverything
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User avatar #96 to #58 - hourlyb (11/15/2013) [-]
Maintain it at zero, people.
User avatar #132 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [-]
>be 17, first time on an airplane by myself
>ate two 8-piece sushi kits and chinese food from local gas station previous to flight
>stomach suddenly starts to roar with the might of 1,000 sadomasochistic pandas
>rush to the bathroom, cutting lady in front of me
>this beast must be unleashed, no time to wait
>look at the ************ border of the abyss which was that toilet
>disregard it, the mole was already engraving its claws in the walls of my colon
>first blow explodes like a frag grenade mixed with tabasco sauce
>asshole burning with the might of 100 oriental bisexual dragons
>look at the biggest pile of green mucus ever seen by mankind
>continue to expel Hulk's semen from my anus for 10 consecutive minutes
>by now the abyss which was that toilet was nearly overloaded with mighty green fluids
>"Passengers go back to your seat, we will be going through severe turbulence."
>20 minutes of sudden drops and ********
>bathroom is completely overloaded with Shrek's jesus juice
>occasional bursts of what is now liquid green matter still bursting from my anal orifice
>hear voice and knocks from outside, "Are you okay?"
>outbursts of flatulence so loud that the airplane's turbine did not manage to conceal it
>flight attendant forces the door open
>flight attendant jaws drop, tears begin to flow from her now tainted eyes
>door is closed and I remain inside that bathroom until the aircraft has landed
>leave aircraft covered in remnants of rotten seaweed and chicken
>mfw my parents were fined $500 due to "property damage"
User avatar #138 to #132 - spyisspy (11/15/2013) [-]
">stomach suddenly starts to roar with the might of 1,000 sadomasochistic pandas"
">asshole burning with the might of 100 oriental bisexual dragons "
never laughed so hard
#155 to #132 - yutdollacwwwthree (11/15/2013) [-]
This is why I'll never eat sushi
This is why I'll never eat sushi
#158 to #132 - ragingflamingos (11/15/2013) [-]
This is why you don't eat gas station sushi kids.
#104 - anon (11/15/2013) [-]
>be me
>go to bed 1 minute late
>stoned to death
>I was muslim
#113 to #104 - rdnyan (11/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - CaptainWaffles (11/15/2013) [-]
>take off my sandals and socks

User avatar #100 to #55 - newtamalego (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, Because owning my little pony pajama's is normal,

Rainbow Boxers are normal,

Panicking to go to bed exactly on time is normal.

Think about it.
User avatar #168 to #100 - CaptainWaffles (11/16/2013) [-]
This is funnyjunk, so yeah, a lot of that is normal.
#63 to #55 - sanguinesolitude (11/15/2013) [-]
germany's FW
User avatar #137 - maxismahname (11/15/2013) [-]
>Me, 12
>Playing Hentai Games
>Bedtime At 8 PM
>Quickly Kick Off My crocs
>Rip Off My MLP Shirt
>Jump Into Bed With Dragonball: Evolution sheets
>Mommy Comes In Just As I Land
>Smiles And Walks Away
>Kiss My Meme Fedora Goodnight
>I Am Phanact
User avatar #144 to #137 - kingpinkie (11/15/2013) [-]
>not kissing your dragon dildo night
dafuq you trying to pull?
User avatar #145 to #144 - maxismahname (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually got my 10 dragon dildos about a year after that
User avatar #146 to #145 - kingpinkie (11/15/2013) [-]
well ****
carry along then
#109 - thelastelephant (11/15/2013) [-]
>be me   
>be 20, in college   
>Linear algebra midterm the next day   
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband   
>About 9:30 when I start   
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150   
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20   
>Curb stomp enemy king   
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time   
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school   
>Stayed up all night playing Warband   
>			*****		 given: 0
>be me
>be 20, in college
>Linear algebra midterm the next day
>Finish homework for the night, start playing Mount & Blade: Warband
>About 9:30 when I start
>Band of 20 soldiers takes a castle guarded by 150
>Steamroll through one kingdom, capture all cities and castle with a party of 20
>Curb stomp enemy king
>Doesn't open Steam overlay to check time
>Roommate wakes up and asks me for a ride to school
>Stayed up all night playing Warband
> ***** given: 0
User avatar #115 to #109 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
******* woot, the gif is ACL, i'm the captain of my own league here in Michigan!
User avatar #118 to #115 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
What's ACL? Is it like the SCA?
User avatar #134 to #118 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
Looks like we got a smart ass here. Armored Combat League.
User avatar #156 to #134 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
Smart ass? I was just asking...sounds different than the SCA.
User avatar #162 to #156 - goodatlosing (11/15/2013) [-]
I thought you meant the Society for Creative Anachronism.
User avatar #163 to #162 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is what I meant by SCA...I was wondering what ACL is, and if it's similar.
#101 - Byte ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
You went to bed wearing your fedora?
User avatar #142 to #101 - rockamekishiko (11/15/2013) [-]
>took off my flame shirt and straw tribly in one swift motion
User avatar #105 to #101 - lavitts (11/15/2013) [-]
No, it came of with his flame shirt.
#121 - yisumad (11/15/2013) [-]
>Me, 16
>Told to go to bed at 10 PM
>Waste time on TF2, Gmod
>Look at clock, says 12:30 AM
>Oh god no, kick it into hyperdrive
>Dad gets up to go to the bathroom
>Literally 2 steps away from my door
>Panicking, pretend to have fallen asleep at laptop
>Dad walks in
>Chuckles and leaves
User avatar #130 - ridivey (11/15/2013) [-]
>be 15
>be a horribly misbehaved teen
>parents send me to stupid wilderness boot camp in the boundary waters of Minnesota
>have to canoe 10+ miles every day, it sucks ass
>counselors feed us vomity prison food
>get indigestion like a motha
>no toilets in the wild
>hold in my **** for a week to avoid having to wipe with leaves
>i was just prolonging the inevitable
>day 8, we're canoeing when i simply can't contain my feces
>stop at small island campsite to take a dump
>counselor hands me shovel, tells me to go deep in the woods, dig a **** hole and bury it when i'm done
>run into the campsite as fast as I can, ******** about to erupt
>throw the shovel on the ground, drop trou and aim asshole at the first thing i see
>happens to be the firepit
>mighty avalanche of dookie explodes
>counselor decided he wants to set up camp on the island
>he thinks I'm hidden in the woods
>mfw he and the other campers walk up and see me pooping in the firepit

we had to leave the campsite because of the smell
the other campers beat the living **** out of me that night
#159 to #130 - allhailshrek (11/15/2013) [-]
>mfw when you use mfw with no pic
User avatar #161 to #160 - allhailshrek (11/15/2013) [-]
I too turn into Spongebob when I take a massive **** .
User avatar #90 - sedativechunk (11/15/2013) [-]
... as a 23 year old self employed person, I can tell you guys that you should try to enforce yourselfs to have a bedtime. Otherwise you start going to bed later. And later. And later. And later. Until finally you go to bed at around 6AM everynight and sleep to 3PM!. And then you will never readapt. You wake up and if you need to get somewhere that closes by 5PM you are in deep **** .

Yea, be respectful of you betimes, gamers and other late night people!
#94 to #90 - jagarico (11/15/2013) [-]
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**** man you stayed up till 6AM for a while!?!?!!!11 XD roflocopters
User avatar #120 to #94 - thatnerdyguy (11/15/2013) [-]
He's not trying to say he's a badass; he's just trying to make the point that your sleep schedule will keep getting more backwards, and that this will make it hard to accomplish a lot of things since society operates on a schedule.
User avatar #110 to #90 - casval (11/15/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but you're wrong about never being able to readapt.

As a 24 year old college student, I try to have a bed time. That usually fails though, due to assignments. If you find yourself with a horribly inconvenient sleep schedule, here is how you correct it:

>Force yourself to get up at 7 AM, or whenever it is you get up, regardless of how much sleep you have had/have not had
>Be tired as **** all day and live off of coffee and energy drinks
>Get to bed at 7 PM that night to regain lost sleep
>Tired body will not argue
>Wake up at normal time
>Sleep schedule restored!

I do this every time I end up going to bed at 4 AM and it never fails.
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User avatar #40 - douevensax (11/15/2013) [-]
>strip to underwear
>watch Parks and Recreation on my friggin 3ds till 4 a.m.

User avatar #62 to #40 - mondominiman (11/15/2013) [-]
You can watch videos on that thing?
User avatar #65 to #62 - fletching (11/15/2013) [-]
3ds can host Hulu and Netflix.
User avatar #67 to #65 - mondominiman (11/15/2013) [-]
I did not know that. I had assumed you couldn't because of such a small screen on the thing. I knew you could go online though.
User avatar #68 to #67 - fletching (11/15/2013) [-]
Yea. and if people don't like the screen, well, they sell the xl series for a reason.
User avatar #70 to #68 - mondominiman (11/15/2013) [-]
Whenever people talk about the any version of the DS I think of the gameboy advance SP, don't know why I just do
User avatar #66 to #62 - fletching (11/15/2013) [-]
And it has web browsing.
User avatar #48 - analsprinkles (11/15/2013) [-]
>sit in my underwear watching funny **** ,jacking off,playing videogames and ****
>pass out when the sun comes out
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