Last words. Do you have any?. Famous last WOI' I live!" - Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soliders Now why did I do that?" - General William
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Last words

Famous last WOI'
I live!" - Roman Emperor, as he was
being murdered by his own soliders
Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine,
after jumping out a window
Hey fellas! How about this for tomorrow' s headline? Trench
Fries'!" - James French, before being executed by electric chair
Its stopped." - Joseph Henry Green,
after checking his own pulse
No, you certainly cant." - John F. Kennedy, replying to Nellie
ct; Connally' s comment "You certainly cant say that the people of
ii, . Dallas havent given you a nice welcome, Mr. President
Put out the bloody cigarette!" - Saki, to a fellow _ 4
officer in a trench during World War I, fearing the
smoke would give away their positions. He was then
shot by a German sniper who heard his remark
They couldnt hit an elephant from this
distance." - General John Sedgwick, minutes
before he was shot by a Confederate sniper
Dont worry, relax!" - Rajii Gandhi, speaking to his
security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide
bomber
Dont worry, it' s not loaded." - Terry Kath,
shortly before he pulled the trigger to the gun
he was cleaning, unintentionally killing himself
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#6 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
**themedianoche rolled a random comment #2 posted by trivdiego at Best Friend Ever ** :my mind refuses to believe so much dickery could be contained in a single individual. 
 My last words
**themedianoche rolled a random comment #2 posted by trivdiego at Best Friend Ever ** :
my mind refuses to believe so much dickery could be contained in a single individual.
My last words
#7 to #6 - trivdiego (10/08/2013) [-]
thats the first time anyone's ever rolled one of my comments
User avatar #22 to #7 - jalthelas (10/08/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #4094767 posted by elbrysobrony at Friendly ** :
And it shall be known as...


MeatWaffl- OH GOD NO NO NO THAT'S A HORRIBLE NAME.


I rolled my own comment once
User avatar #33 to #22 - zombiearmadillo (10/08/2013) [-]
**zombiearmadillo rolled a random comment #80 posted by tomahawkit at Tumblr #2 ** :
I laughed so hard I hurt my rip
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
It is your comment.
#9 - acidreign (10/08/2013) [-]
"Delete my internet history"   
   
gif unrelated but awesome
"Delete my internet history"

gif unrelated but awesome
User avatar #27 to #9 - adu (10/08/2013) [-]
This gif is almost as old as I am.
#10 - applejackhf (10/08/2013) [-]
"rglfglrflrgflrglfrglgrlfg"
-Rudy Eugene
User avatar #38 - zxmongoose (10/08/2013) [-]
**zxmongoose rolled a random comment #9 posted by thegamerslife at A day in the life of pokemon ** :
This is far superior to the content!! jewishbastard should sticky this
My last words.
#39 to #38 - jewishbastard (10/08/2013) [-]
STICKY THIS!
User avatar #13 - rokulda ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
"Now why did I do that?" after jumping out a window

>jumping out a ******* window
how the hell do they know he said that?
User avatar #34 to #13 - ilovehitler (10/08/2013) [-]
someone may have been below, or in the room
User avatar #40 to #13 - Wernette (10/08/2013) [-]
probably the injuries weren't severe enough to kill him instantly but still fatal nonetheless
#32 - persevs (10/08/2013) [-]
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough" - Karl Marx last words
User avatar #28 - mikkeldp (10/08/2013) [-]
**mikkeldp rolled a random comment #127598 posted by aklidic at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** :
( ͡ **** your **** ʖ ͡ ***** )
my last words
User avatar #30 to #28 - zombiearmadillo (10/08/2013) [-]
This is MasterPiece.
#16 - toddingram (10/08/2013) [-]
**toddingram rolled a random comment #1 posted by fingernails at hahaha you alright? ** :I laughed way too hard at this 
 my last words
**toddingram rolled a random comment #1 posted by fingernails at hahaha you alright? ** :
I laughed way too hard at this
my last words
User avatar #17 to #16 - agrofenlas (10/08/2013) [-]
**agrofenlas rolled a random comment #18 posted by resolution at It wasn't me I swear ** :
The guy in this gif looks like my history teacher, should i be scared?


These are mine.
User avatar #31 to #17 - zombiearmadillo (10/08/2013) [-]
**zombiearmadillo rolled a random comment #4094816 posted by kyuubey at Friendly ** :
Hehe.
These are mine.
#43 - mrcollings (10/08/2013) [-]
the last guy looks like Ron just caught Hermione getting out of the shower
User avatar #35 - coshocker (10/08/2013) [-]
**coshocker rolled a random comment #73 posted by RandomSauce at Tumblr #2 ** :
(ง ° ʖ ͡°)ง This is our town SCRUB (ง ° ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀•́)ง Yeah beat it! (ง •̀•́)ง
My last words.
#36 to #35 - coshocker (10/08/2013) [-]
Apparently I die as a faggot...


Before any of you ask the source of the image, the title is called "Cross Platform" from Hardblush... It's a furry yaoi, and yes I read it and I already know that I'm a faggot.
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User avatar #20 - LordFapsalot (10/08/2013) [-]
**LordFapsalot rolled a random comment #70 posted by tenfinnvo at Miniatures done to scale ** :
The reason is simple. Erotic pics, porn, swearing and whatever are detected by google, and if the site has them, it's got lower ranking in google search. So admin made swearing censorship and is banning whatever little porn he might find, so that funnyjunk may have higher ranking in gogel.
The greatest last words anyone has ever spoken
#18 - didgetthegreat (10/08/2013) [-]
**didgetthegreat rolled a random comment #20 posted by trivdiego at Straight up thug ** :
your prayers have been answered my child, for this is the ass that shall usher in a new age of peace and prosperity. now go, and share with all the gift i have shown you
#1 - ktom (10/07/2013) [-]
seems legitimate
#2 to #1 - flapz (10/07/2013) [-]
sure does

But really it is possible as your brain is not immediately drained of oxygen when your heart stops. That being said I have no way of proving/disproving this quote so I shall let you make your choice wether to believe in it or not (still hope it gave a chuckle though)
User avatar #11 to #1 - neogrungist (10/08/2013) [-]
he was probably checking his radial pulse, which is only an indicator of a major drop in blood pressure
#44 - morrdin (10/08/2013) [-]
The General Sedgewick one isn't strictly true. The quote was "Why are you all dodging, they couldn't hit and elephant at this dist..."
(Shot mid sentence)
((Well saying this is 100% true, I can't do, but anywho..))
User avatar #42 - invshika (10/08/2013) [-]
**invshika rolled a random comment #4095709 posted by tortalis at Friendly ** :
Indeed.
This'll work
User avatar #29 - zombiearmadillo (10/08/2013) [-]
**zombiearmadillo rolled a random comment #21 posted by endsdawn at Horrible timing ** :
Actually, if you act super nervous/scared, they're more likely to leave you alone or let you go... This comes from a guy who has yet to get a ticket for anything because I pretend to be scared of cops. I think it strokes their ego or some **** .
last words before I die.
User avatar #26 - muralriver (10/08/2013) [-]
**muralriver rolled a random comment #4441399 posted by jebcys at Click an item and pick it up ** :
i own 121% of sir pet kittles.
My last words
User avatar #25 - bitey (10/08/2013) [-]
I love that song.
User avatar #24 - tazze (10/08/2013) [-]
well? did they follow French's advice on the headlines or not?
#23 - microwavetimemach (10/08/2013) [-]
I could only picture this when I read General William Erskine's comment.
I could only picture this when I read General William Erskine's comment.
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