LOTR: Just Logical People. Reposting my own, old OC. Before you mention it: 1) It's a joke. I know they had good reasons to go to Moria. 2) This was before I kn
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LOTR: Just Logical People

LOTR: Just Logical People. Reposting my own, old OC. Before you mention it: 1) It's a joke. I know they had good reasons to go to Moria. 2) This was before I kn

Reposting my own, old OC.

Before you mention it:
1) It's a joke. I know they had good reasons to go to Moria.
2) This was before I knew how to add black outline to text. Sorry.

Goddart,' h.' ieha could travel through the ) '. , pf Moria.
I .., rumors that a ma aii' collat
Weir. I thin
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#4 - becefalus (08/06/2014) [-]
**becefalus rolled image** the real balrog
User avatar #15 to #4 - warzon (08/07/2014) [-]
" ************ do you think you can just drop me off a ******* bridge and NOT have me kick your white ass?"
#5 to #4 - maxpunchman (08/06/2014) [-]
"Alright, listen here you grey dress wearing ************ !"
User avatar #7 to #4 - Shadwstryker (08/06/2014) [-]
"I'm sick and goddamn tired of these ************ hobbits in this ************ mine"
User avatar #9 to #7 - syfygeek (08/06/2014) [-]
"he called it a mine... a mine"

Gimli 3rd Age, year 3019
#1 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user differentone ** calls it a mine...a mine
#12 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
What was my ex-wife doing in Moria?
#13 to #12 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
******* a fire demon.
#20 to #13 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Didn't know my ex was into other women. That explains a lot.
#3 - eyecontacthandjob (08/06/2014) [-]
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#6 - galgawine (08/06/2014) [-]
massive fire demon from primordial hell?
massive fire demon from primordial hell?
#21 - azraelthemage (08/07/2014) [-]
But Gandalf, we all know you want the XP and kickass loot to boost your character. It'll be fun.
User avatar #23 - leglesslegolegolas (08/07/2014) [-]
-It wasn't resurrected, only discovered
-It isn't a demon, and there is no hell

The nine balrogs are Maiar (the same type of spirit as Sauron and the wizards) that were swayed towards Melkor in the early day's of Arda's creation. After Melkor was defeated they were driven back into the depths of the earth, where they became dormant.

I'm a nerd
User avatar #24 to #23 - beren (08/07/2014) [-]
Chill, brah. It's a joke. I, too, have read the lore and realize that it's an exaggeration. (See the description. Also, my username.)
User avatar #25 to #24 - leglesslegolegolas (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm aware, I just couldn't resist
#19 - extremistcookie (08/07/2014) [-]
And yet again an optional boss is skipped.
#2 - aurumuru (08/06/2014) [-]
demons? pfff easy
demons? pfff easy
#8 to #2 - kresskh (08/06/2014) [-]
You couldn't handle a maggot, much less a freaking Primordial Evil. Down there HE IS THE SUN
You couldn't handle a maggot, much less a freaking Primordial Evil. Down there HE IS THE SUN
#10 to #8 - aurumuru (08/07/2014) [-]
the sun you said?
User avatar #11 to #8 - franklyimaperson ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Well, he does help you defeat the Centipede Demon, The Gargoyles, and if you've been a good boy Lord Gwyn himself
User avatar #14 to #11 - rheago (08/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget smough and ornstein
User avatar #16 - cthumoo ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Did Gandalf know about the balrog being there in the book? he seemed unsurprised in the film but not so much in the book, like he didn't quite know even what it was at first. I might be forgetting something though.
#17 to #16 - cityoftroy (08/07/2014) [-]
It's been a couple of years since I've read Fellowship, so bare with me if my recollection is incorrect. I think he knew it was a place best avoided, but didn't realize the dwarves had awoken a Balrog. I just pulled my copy out to make sure and he says '"A Balrog" muttered Gandalf. "now I understand.'"
User avatar #18 to #17 - cthumoo ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, just had a look too to find out where he says it. I thought that might have been the case (that he realised afterwards).
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