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LOL MATHS PICKUP LINES. Be sure to ADD a comment with your funniest pickup line and the best 1s will be added in my next content.. wish I was your derivative so

Be sure to ADD a comment with your funniest pickup line and the best 1s will be added in my next content.

wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to
your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because
it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and
net the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could
investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what' s your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate
my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell yeu' re , which by
the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental
Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking
righte
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I' d like to plug my solution into your equation.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let' s let
velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to
go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are net
with me.
I don' t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a You-
substitution?
I can figure out the square met of any number in less
than 10 seconds. What? You don' t believe me? Well,
then, let' s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly
your nermal?
Hey... nice asymptote.
i' m net being obtuse, but yeu' re acute girl.
I don' t know if yeu' re in my range, but I' d sure like to
take you back to my domain.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because yeu' re acutely.
My love for you is like “ s... exponentially growing.
I' ll take you to your limit if you show me your end
behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
The derivative of my love for you is o, because my
love for you is constant.
I' m good at math... let' s add a bed, subtract eur
clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Our love is like dividing by awe... you cannot define it.
If you were a graphics calculator, i' d look at your
curves all day long!
I' been secant you for a long time.
If I' m sine and yeu' re cosine, wanna make like a
tangent?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar
coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a
magnitude and a direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which
exists a Cauchy sequence that does net converge
My love for you is a monotonically increasing
unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of
linear equations.
I heard yeu' re good at algebra - Could you replace my
it without asking Y?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder
than calculus.
i' ll take you to the limit as it approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name en
my calculator!
Let' s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
You must be the square met of two because I feel
irrational around you.
Let me integrate eur curves so that I can increase eur
volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i
always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of
vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I' d be
really hard, and yeu' d be doing me en the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve - it' s unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes en forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up
function because it is always increasing. we' re going
to assume this concave up function resembles so
that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theere because i want to
intersect and union you
got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, yeu' re sweeter than pi.
If you were sin" and I was , then tegether
we' d make one.
Baby, yeu' re like a student and I' m like a math beek...
you solve all my
problems!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because
you can' t differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
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