LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON. the 4chan user recounts the way he revealed where he conceived his son, to his son, at a shooting range.. I conceived my firstborn en
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LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON

the 4chan user recounts the way he revealed where he conceived his son, to his son, at a shooting range.

I conceived my firstborn en a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing he ever done to a human being.
2: be at range with sen performing manly male bonding duties
2: rememberable sen left metric ******** of porn site addresses en computerate night before
2: decide that he is of age to have "The Talk"
2: explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as wen as biology, charisma and logistics allows
2: explain that it' s not all fun and games
2: explain fun things like herpes, HIV and syphilis
2: finish up with unplanned pregancy. --
2: "Look, condoms aren' t great, but they protect you hem deadly, cockfighting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood."
2: ''I' m deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is ens time. Like, say, a single ramp en a shooting range b
table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, yeu' re a father."
2: two seconds passer-
2: "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around, why not en the table? Sounded like a good idea at the time. his condoms? F' fatt-. what are the this ens time?"
2: with a grin of pure sadistic glee
2: "This table."
2: stunned, disbelieving silence,
2: point at spot two feet in frend of his face
2: runs away in horror,
2: TANT YOU SEE, SDN!?!? ) U' RETURNED TC) THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE . YOU' RE LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALAC) Nll. l. l. l. l. l."
Fatherhood is " ******* awesome sometimes.
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Submitted: 01/19/2014
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#16 - rambomanthree ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - propanex (01/20/2014) [-]
Is soundofwinter still alive?
#15 to #12 - soundofwinter (01/20/2014) [-]
Is he hurt? I hope he's okay!
User avatar #10 - gustaviaable (01/20/2014) [-]
I am having a hard time understanding what's happening here

Anyone care to explain?
User avatar #13 to #10 - TimBisley (01/20/2014) [-]
His son was conceived by accident on that shooting bench, he took his son back after 12 years and while giving him the talk, reveals that he was conceived on that very bench
#8 - jordanish (01/20/2014) [-]
"Majestic Salmon"
#7 - ivroht (01/20/2014) [-]
Awesome Dad is awesome.
User avatar #17 to #7 - duedum (01/20/2014) [-]
le epik jsutin biber johke there 9 gag

jutin biever is a girl amirite XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
#6 - qballextraction (01/20/2014) [-]
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#4 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Dad of the year.
Dad of the year.
User avatar #3 - temporalguardian (01/20/2014) [-]
>metric ********
cant sustain the lels
#1 - koalabacon **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
> Majestic salmon
User avatar #11 to #1 - partially (01/20/2014) [-]
Being dyslexic that came out majestic islam
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