LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON. the 4chan user recounts the way he revealed where he conceived his son, to his son, at a shooting range.. I conceived my firstborn en  majestic salmon
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LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON

LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALMON. the 4chan user recounts the way he revealed where he conceived his son, to his son, at a shooting range.. I conceived my firstborn en

the 4chan user recounts the way he revealed where he conceived his son, to his son, at a shooting range.

I conceived my firstborn en a shooting range bench. Telling him 12 years later was both the most hilarious and horrible thing he ever done to a human being.
2: be at range with sen performing manly male bonding duties
2: rememberable sen left metric ******** of porn site addresses en computerate night before
2: decide that he is of age to have "The Talk"
2: explain that sex is not only natural, but awesome and he should have it as wen as biology, charisma and logistics allows
2: explain that it' s not all fun and games
2: explain fun things like herpes, HIV and syphilis
2: finish up with unplanned pregancy. --
2: "Look, condoms aren' t great, but they protect you hem deadly, cockfighting diseases. Not to mention unplanned fatherhood."
2: ''I' m deadly serious, buddy. Because all it takes is ens time. Like, say, a single ramp en a shooting range b
table during a surprise thunderstorm and boom, yeu' re a father."
2: two seconds passer-
2: "Oh, yes. The range trip got rained out, nobody was around, why not en the table? Sounded like a good idea at the time. his condoms? F' fatt-. what are the this ens time?"
2: with a grin of pure sadistic glee
2: "This table."
2: stunned, disbelieving silence,
2: point at spot two feet in frend of his face
2: runs away in horror,
2: TANT YOU SEE, SDN!?!? ) U' RETURNED TC) THAT FROM WHENCE YOU WERE . YOU' RE LIKE THE MAJESTIC SALAC) Nll. l. l. l. l. l."
Fatherhood is " ******* awesome sometimes.
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#1 - koalabacon **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Majestic salmon
#4 - unclebourbon (01/20/2014) [-]
Dad of the year.
Dad of the year.
#7 - ivroht ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Awesome Dad is awesome.
#8 - jordanish (01/20/2014) [-]
"Majestic Salmon"
User avatar #12 - propanex (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is soundofwinter still alive?
#6 - qballextraction (01/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 - gustaviaable (01/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I am having a hard time understanding what's happening here

Anyone care to explain?
User avatar #3 - temporalguardian ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
>metric ********
cant sustain the lels
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