LET ME WIN YOU, DAMMIT. .. Although the concept is getting relatively old, this one was hilarious! leonardo dicapri oscars the adventures o
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#1 - herrrytter (01/29/2014) [-]
Although the concept is getting relatively old, this one was hilarious!
#3 - thesmilyingdawg (01/29/2014) [-]
he doesn't give a 			****		 anymore
he doesn't give a **** anymore
#30 to #3 - moggycore (01/30/2014) [-]
What movie is that?
#44 to #30 - tyroneisanigger (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's Wolf of Wall Street.
User avatar #33 to #30 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
Wolf of Wall Street I'm guessing.
#34 to #33 - moggycore (01/30/2014) [-]
Aaah, it doesn't premiere here before the 31st of January
User avatar #37 to #34 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
I haven't seen it, but I've heard some CRAZY **** happens it in from my friend. Said at one point Dicaprio snorts blow out of a hookers ass. Not off of, OUT of.
#38 to #37 - moggycore (01/30/2014) [-]
Great use of the spoiler font right there
User avatar #39 to #38 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
I don't really know what that spoils, but okay.
User avatar #58 to #37 - myjeren (01/30/2014) [-]
It's at the eighty-five second mark. And he's blowing coke up her ass, which supposedly gets one high.
User avatar #59 to #58 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
That'd straight up kill someone.
User avatar #60 to #59 - myjeren (01/30/2014) [-]
Apparently Stevie Nicks did it back in the day. They do this because of how absorbent the anus is in comparison.
User avatar #61 to #60 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. Works the same way with alchohol
User avatar #62 to #61 - myjeren (01/30/2014) [-]
You should definitely see it, though. Best use of insane amounts of sex in a film, in my opinion.
User avatar #63 to #62 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
I plan to when I can rent it.
User avatar #51 to #37 - deandrummer (01/30/2014) [-]
that's like 5 minutes into the movie, too
User avatar #53 to #51 - giinthir (01/30/2014) [-]
Really? Daamn. That **** must be crazy.
User avatar #11 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
He wont win because the movie 12 Years a Slave has to win because if it doesn't win then all the blacks would yell racism in the voting. Seriously, I don't see why people care about the Oscars. It's basically one big circle jerk of all the "politically moving" movies for the wealthy snobs and bottom-tooths to sip their wine and go "what a maaaaarvelous film."
User avatar #14 to #11 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
i think they'te refering to the award of best leading male actor, not the best movie
User avatar #16 to #14 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
That's not how it works. The movie can get best picture and not get best actor and it's still somehow racism.
User avatar #17 to #16 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
i think wining best movie would be enough to shut up any idiots who would yell racism otherwise. besides. who the hell cares what people think. it's not like it would be the first movie that everyone feels shouldn't have won an award.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
I've noticed that Spielberg gets screwed over big time by the Oscars. He won for Schindler's list, but that's it. E.T. didn't win and Saving Private Ryan didn't win...
User avatar #19 to #18 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
that's what happens when the people who choose the winners are probably 90 year old dudes
User avatar #20 to #19 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
Rich 90 year old dudes. Like I said, they are bottom-tooth, monocle wearing, pipe smoking, Ivy League, narcissistic old people.
#15 to #11 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
it's like knighthood. you can't buy an oscar. you can try and influence the voting with money, but in the end, you can't pay off every sycophant to vote for what you want to win.
it's like knighthood. you can't buy an oscar. you can try and influence the voting with money, but in the end, you can't pay off every sycophant to vote for what you want to win.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
you can try, but you will not be able to buy off every vote.
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#26 to #25 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
i got your guerrilla right here
i got your guerrilla right here
+1
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User avatar #29 to #28 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
hmm. glad i don't watch them, though this is eye-opening information. i never really payed any attention to them since they are trophies for something I would never accomplish. either way, thanks for the info mate.
#8 - DJKitty (01/30/2014) [-]
But what if the acadamy purposely doesn't award Leo with an oscar because that's his only motivation to be the amazing actor he is today, and if he wins once he'll quit because he finally realized his dream.   
No one can win
But what if the acadamy purposely doesn't award Leo with an oscar because that's his only motivation to be the amazing actor he is today, and if he wins once he'll quit because he finally realized his dream.
No one can win
User avatar #13 to #8 - witislimited ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
But then it's selfishly cruel...
User avatar #35 to #8 - jaynsilentbob (01/30/2014) [-]
C'mon he's not Nicolas Cage who just gave up after his Oscar.
#5 - jasonseagull (01/29/2014) [-]
**jasonseagull rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Yup ** hfw he actually wins this year
User avatar #7 to #5 - mylazy (01/30/2014) [-]
That will be useful in the future. Thanks for rolling it.
User avatar #48 to #7 - itsyourslife (01/30/2014) [-]
But you can never achieve top comment with it. ;)
User avatar #52 to #48 - empithree (01/30/2014) [-]
doesn't matter. lolz can be had.
#31 - anon (01/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 - JackThePornKing (01/30/2014) [-]
do the people voting not have internet?  Osama had internet in caves in Afghanistan, so I'm sure they have internet.  ...
do the people voting not have internet? Osama had internet in caves in Afghanistan, so I'm sure they have internet. ...
User avatar #32 to #9 - entarasu (01/30/2014) [-]
that ant ... stupid
User avatar #40 to #32 - neznanc **User deleted account** (01/30/2014) [-]
Wrong. If you watched whole article it was this ants purpose to paralyse the spider. After that, other ants came in and were able to kill disabled spider. The ant took one for the team.
User avatar #41 to #40 - entarasu (01/30/2014) [-]
interesting kamikaze
#10 to #9 - FatherPedobear (01/30/2014) [-]
What's your point, bub?
User avatar #12 to #10 - thesticklebricks (01/30/2014) [-]
"..bub? Ex-Men: Wolverine "
User avatar #21 - beatmasterz (01/30/2014) [-]
I thought that thing was an actually fly.
#36 - wolfdogone (01/30/2014) [-]
Leo's FW



I know you can't see his face but trust me it's him
User avatar #55 - kridane (01/30/2014) [-]
I never found these oscar jokes funny.
User avatar #57 to #55 - acemcgunner (01/30/2014) [-]
I do sometimes but it's true..
User avatar #42 - arnolddusk (01/30/2014) [-]
Has anyone considered the fact that he hasn't won an Oscar because he is a ****** actor?
User avatar #56 to #42 - takesomemorewater (01/30/2014) [-]
Has anyone considered the fact that you haven't reached -400 yet because you are a bad troll?
User avatar #68 to #42 - takesomemorewater (01/31/2014) [-]
Finally.
User avatar #43 to #42 - soldiertwo ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
g8 b8 m8 i'll r8 it 8/8
User avatar #45 to #43 - arnolddusk (01/30/2014) [-]
Bait? Someone obviously didn't watch Romeo and Juliet.
User avatar #54 to #45 - infensive (01/30/2014) [-]
you do realize that movie was a parody, right?
User avatar #65 to #54 - arnolddusk (01/31/2014) [-]
You don't know what a parody is then. It was meant to just be a remake and modernization of it, but it was horrible.
User avatar #66 to #65 - infensive (01/31/2014) [-]
Sure, it may not be the exact definition of parody, but if you honestly expected a modernized Romeo and Juliet to be good, then you're just dumb.

Romeo and Juliet was a good play, five centuries ago. No amount of modernizing will make it any less dull and boring than it already is.
User avatar #67 to #66 - arnolddusk (01/31/2014) [-]
Then they should not have remade it. Also, they didn't even really modernize it. They just put it in a modern setting and then made them talk like idiots. "Put your sword away!" *puts GUN away*
User avatar #46 to #45 - soldiertwo ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
you are indeed correct, i haven't.
User avatar #47 to #46 - arnolddusk (01/30/2014) [-]
Don't. You'll be thoroughly upset.
User avatar #50 to #47 - viscerys (01/30/2014) [-]
I thought it was a great movie. It helped me a **** ton while studying for exams, in addition to being entertaining.
User avatar #64 to #50 - arnolddusk (01/31/2014) [-]
You didn't watch the one with him in it then.
#49 to #42 - nthmetal (01/30/2014) [-]
yfw
yfw
#6 - thepink (01/30/2014) [-]
I love this kind of 			****		 around Oscar season
I love this kind of **** around Oscar season
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