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User avatar #1 - pongldr (01/22/2014) [-]
He looks so proud of what he said.
User avatar #4 to #1 - Mortuus (01/22/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you be?
User avatar #5 to #4 - pongldr (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - heartlessstoner (01/22/2014) [-]
If only he had videos...
User avatar #18 to #10 - ironsoul (01/22/2014) [-]
Maybe he does, but keeps them for personal use instead of releasing them to the internet.
User avatar #20 to #18 - heartlessstoner (01/22/2014) [-]
The very thought saddens me.
User avatar #31 to #18 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
i believe this he dosent seem like the type of prick to do that
User avatar #32 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
NEWSNIGHT: Paxman vs Brand - full interview if you hate Russel brand like him for no other reason then what he says in this
User avatar #101 to #32 - cjfj (01/23/2014) [-]
Absolutely beautiful. I had no idea he was so intelligent, and everything he said was either spot-on, or damn close.

Good share.
#123 to #32 - xtwinblade ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
i have no idea what any of them are saying. Russel definetly sounds like he knows what he is talking about, but i am not quite sure if he is being a genius or a jackass.
i have no idea what any of them are saying. Russel definetly sounds like he knows what he is talking about, but i am not quite sure if he is being a genius or a jackass.
User avatar #133 to #32 - jacobclabough (01/23/2014) [-]
Jeremy, My Darling
User avatar #56 to #32 - pabloenis (01/22/2014) [-]
Wait, is he serious?
User avatar #61 to #56 - charliecharmander (01/22/2014) [-]
Why would he not be?
User avatar #63 to #61 - pabloenis (01/23/2014) [-]
I thought it was some sort of sketch/comedy show in the beginning.
User avatar #64 to #63 - charliecharmander (01/23/2014) [-]
No, Brand is a genuine revolutionist. Possibly an anarchist, but I'm not sure. Sometimes he comes off as anarchist, sometimes not.

Though he is part of the anonymous.
User avatar #66 to #64 - pabloenis (01/23/2014) [-]
But has he achieved anything or is he just using his celebrity status to spread his naive ideas?
User avatar #70 to #66 - charliecharmander (01/23/2014) [-]
Surely spreading ones well informed political beliefs is one of the greatest things someone of a high status can do. Certainly he is doing more for the people by speaking for a lot of us than most celebrities who accept fame, money and wealth and adopt an apathetic attitude to politics, as they have money, so why would they care?

And I beg to differ that he is naive.
User avatar #121 to #70 - pabloenis (01/23/2014) [-]
I think he's just pointing out how bad everything is and that everything needs to change. There are no constructive ideas that he has, he just want's the current political system to burn. I can't take these people serious, but because the political systems ARE ****** up, people just grab on to everything that makes a revolutionary impression. But that's not sustainable. We end up just revolutionizing stuff because we're angry and then we're left with nothing, because people like him are just very short sighted. They just point out what they don't like, but they don't have realistic alternatives. He even says that himself. Reminds me of the Joker quote: "You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! I just do things."
User avatar #34 to #32 - staticwolf (01/22/2014) [-]
He says nothing in that. He says literally crap all. He weakly names some problems and doesn't pose any solution. He talks about revolution but has no idea what he's on about.

That **** got way too popular for the fact it was literally a man not knowing what he was saying.
User avatar #36 to #34 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
and thank you for thumbing me down
User avatar #37 to #36 - staticwolf (01/22/2014) [-]
It's what the system was designed for.
User avatar #38 to #37 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
could you please elaborate then since you seem to have all the answers ?
#65 to #34 - hazelnutqt (01/23/2014) [-]
This must have felt really good to type out for you amigo. I'm glad you got your idea off your chest.
Kindly **** off, but I'm glad you got your 15 minutes of being edgy.
User avatar #67 to #65 - staticwolf (01/23/2014) [-]
Feel free to expand and tell me exactly what Brand says. Because honestly, he doesn't say anything.
#73 to #67 - hazelnutqt (01/23/2014) [-]
Hi sorry for spamming you but I just want to say that the last one was a mistake and I meant to write forgot to write the essay because I was arguing with somebody on an internet forum about which enchant was better for my druid on a WoW forum real sorry.
Here have another Sheldon picture =)
User avatar #74 to #73 - staticwolf (01/23/2014) [-]
That did confuse me a tad. I just assumed you'd gone hugely offtopic in writing an essay, but had no idea how that related to the internet.

My only point was this: Back when this interview was first posted all over Facebook, everybody loved it but nobody could write down what Russel was saying. This is just it all over again. I'm not looking to argue, I just want people to actually look through the plume of smoke to see the other side.
#77 to #74 - hazelnutqt (01/23/2014) [-]
Yes but that's the point of it all
There is nothing behind the plume of smoke, that's literally the interview friend, don't you see?

Sometimes, there aren't a diamond behind the smoke
Sometimes there's just like a really pretty picture of like idk a dragon in the smoke
I feel like this metaphor is running out, but the thing he is saying, is that he does not feel qualified to solve the political problems, he just feels like he has the right to say that he doesn't support a system that does not represent him
And there was also something about a beard which I agree was majestic.
The picture included is some movies you might want to watch in case you end up lonely one night I know I watched Forrest Gump like 7 times already!
User avatar #139 to #77 - pabloenis (01/23/2014) [-]
**pabloenis rolls 54** ur a fag. but your list is cool
#140 to #139 - hazelnutqt (01/23/2014) [-]
Hahah well joke is on YOU sir because I'm only gay for dicks!
#69 to #67 - hazelnutqt (01/23/2014) [-]
When I was 15 years old I forgot to write an essay because I was writing an essay and my teacher yelled at me and was like "you will be poor" and since then I haven't really enjoyed arguing with people on the internet.
Sorry mate, but feel free to find somebody else to discuss with =)
Pic related, it's Sheldon <3
User avatar #35 to #34 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
" im not gunna sit here in a hotel room and devise a bloddy utopia with u"
User avatar #128 to #34 - pabloenis (01/23/2014) [-]
I feel you bro. Anarchists are idiots and the new generation of hippies.
#59 to #32 - scotlandhome (01/22/2014) [-]
That was 			*******		 impressive
That was ******* impressive
User avatar #51 to #32 - secretdestroyers (01/22/2014) [-]
Actually, another good clip of him is an interview on his show Brand X that he does with two members of the Westboro Baptist Church. He's actually quite civil and fair to them in spite of the fact that they're kinda rude to him and his audience was pretty damn close to eating them alive!

I love the joke he made when they brought out a sign for Brand that called him a "Fag Pimp." He's just like "I'm from England and there the term 'fag pimp' just means 'Cigarette?'"
User avatar #52 to #51 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
ah ive seen that one he gets them stuck in some circular logic and the one guy starts getting rly pissed at the audience
#57 to #32 - thirsteternum (01/22/2014) [-]
first time i see this... impressive.. word.
#40 to #32 - kisushima (01/22/2014) [-]
To this day this interview still makes me shed a tear or two. Passion like this is what will wake up parts of this apathetic and indifferent nation.
User avatar #42 to #40 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
you dont have to be a genius to realize what we have right now isnt working very well lol
#46 to #42 - kisushima (01/22/2014) [-]
I didn't say he was a genius. I said he has passion. Wearing a ******* V for Vendetta mask doesn't make you.. It doesn't instill the same sense of passion. Can you not see it in his face? Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to.

But people do have the power to change things I do believe they will. At least, I have faith they might stand up for themselves.
User avatar #48 to #46 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
ah no i was agreeing with you lol. ive shown this to a bunch of people and i feel he handled the interviewer extremely well
#50 to #48 - kisushima (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh I see what you're saying. I have followed Brand from when he was a circuit comedian; and thought he was absolute ***** . But I then saw this interview:


His line about "Fame; it's not as bad as having cancer, but it can suck but that's all a matter of perspective (paraphrased)" I thought was fantastic. Because you know what, being famous can suck, but I dunno. That night I thought this guy is alright. And from then on I've followed him heavily and I just like him.
User avatar #53 to #50 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
hes become rather humble lately cus hes so pissed at the state of everything that he honestly dosnt care if hes rich because he comes from being poor and on drugs and sees whats happening to these people
#54 to #53 - kisushima (01/22/2014) [-]
Someone called him out about why doesn't he put his money where his mouth was and he didn't give a wise crack, didn't talk down to him, he just simply said that why would I invest money in something that hasn't been proposed or developed yet. And this is it.

He doesn't claim to want to be a leader, he wants to raise awareness.
User avatar #105 to #54 - savvasp (01/23/2014) [-]
Any chance you can find the source on that?
#113 to #105 - kisushima (01/23/2014) [-]
Took a bit longer to find on his Twitter, was posted Oct. 26 2013! Plus it didn't have 'cash' or 'money' had to use 'give' as a search word ><.
User avatar #55 to #54 - xjvlezmerised (01/22/2014) [-]
well honestly more money isnt going to rly fix the problem it hasnt for decades. so im fine with him not doing that as long as he keeps spreading awareness that's all that rly matters
User avatar #82 to #32 - udungoofedup ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Watching this did get me thinking. The political parties that determine our country are made up of men and woman who have come from law schools. Where are the scientists, the work men, the charity workers, the people that actually make up this country. I do feel it's a problem that the majority are being represented by a seperate minority.
User avatar #93 to #82 - itrooztrooperdown (01/23/2014) [-]
Good morning.
User avatar #41 to #32 - Nullifier (01/22/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty well worded, he's an intelligent guy
#27 - rhc ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
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#9 - firesky (01/22/2014) [-]
I hope she has to read that on Jimmy Kimmel
#134 - nydots (01/23/2014) [-]
**nydots rolled user twi **
User avatar #138 to #134 - twi (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - PenguinsOfMars (01/23/2014) [-]
are you surprised? she looks like she can suck a mean dick
#2 - maddboiy (01/22/2014) [-]
god i hate that cunt
#131 to #2 - crzycuban (01/23/2014) [-]
you ever thought, that you know, mabey YOU'RE the cunt?
just trying to give you perspective.
#6 to #2 - Rascal (01/22/2014) [-]
Same here, he's a talentless piece of **** . I don't understand how someone like that can be famous.
#7 to #6 - Rascal (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's hard to understand all the big, scary words he uses.
User avatar #76 to #6 - acemcgunner (01/23/2014) [-]
I know he is a talentless cunt and gay homo
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#19 to #13 - adr (01/22/2014) [-]
Is that really an argument you want to make
User avatar #23 to #19 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
that's very true indeed. It's late where I am and im a bit of a *******
User avatar #28 to #23 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
insight is the first way to improve, buddy
User avatar #22 to #19 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #14 to #13 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
I don't have an opinion on this guy, but nowadays you really don't need any ******* talend to be famous
#17 to #14 - ihateemo ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
so you think it is 100% luck on whether someone is famous actor or musician?

User avatar #24 to #17 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
yes, there are literally thousands of people who are really talented but don't have the right "appearance"
Just my opinion
#29 to #24 - ihateemo ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
name them please i am curious.

If there are 2 people that are equally good at singing then the better looking one will be more successful that is how humans work.

If you can name 3 people who have absolutely no talent and are famous for their music i will be impressed. and since i can see your neckbeard acting up i will go ahead and say nicki minaj and lil wayne are very talented and i can give you many reasons why they became famous
User avatar #30 to #29 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
then tell me, now I'm curious
#33 to #30 - ihateemo ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Well lets start things off simple
NIcki MInaj
> first girl rapper in years
> was able to climb through the ranks and distinguish herself enough as an artist too hit the mainstream with a completely different sound.
> very good people person, loves the camera and gives great interviews. Very personable and keeps people interested
Lil Wayne
>lyrical genious
> started the "new era" of rap with slow heavy beats and catchy hooks that feel more like mid 90's rappers
> completely unique flow and voice this will set you apart from others and make you a hell of a lot more memorable
>is great with people and interviewers, he seems like a geniunenly cool and nice guy who makes a good image for him self which puts him ahead of the game when it comes to records wanting to sign him

i want you to go ahead and tell me that you think you can make better music than them and how you just wouldnt make as much money because you aren't already famous.

Remember they weren't born famous, they had to work to get to where they are now whether you believe it or not. The entertainment industry is BY FAR one of the hardest and most competitive work places you could imagine. Sure i like rappers far more than these 2 but I also respect them and understand that they deserve the fame that they earned.
#110 to #33 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
Lil Wayne? Talented? Hahahahahahaha
#137 to #110 - ihateemo ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
yep the neckbeards came out in full force, shocker.
User avatar #108 to #33 - ieatpaste (01/23/2014) [-]
youtu.be/O0T75uxpUtQ lyrical genius
User avatar #106 to #33 - ieatpaste (01/23/2014) [-]
"lyrical genius" Are you trolling?
User avatar #44 to #33 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
I respect you and your opinion, also because you stay objective
but I totally disagree with you
She's not the first and only girl rapper, there are more (and in my opinion more talented) but they just...I don't know...dress like freakin aliens (I repeat myselft, it's just an opinion, but I really think style and appearance seemed to be far more importand then real talend)
also the lyrics, are I don't know... "you a stupid ho" I'm sorry but that really don't seems like a talent to me
Also she was rude to her fans (what I can totally understand, everybody can snap from time to time)

To lil wayne, not my type of music (this "new are of rap" is far away from what I'd call "lyrical genious")
everybody can act nice and cool in front of cameras, not really an argument for me

The buisness is hard, I know, and I really dislike the style of music that seemes to be in common, totally generic, dumb and replacable, I don't want to offend anyone who likes this kind of music, but this just isn't anything I can relate to
#60 to #44 - ihateemo ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
i understand why you don't relate to different types of music.

But nicki brought back women into the rap game. That is what I am saying she is the first girl to hit mainstream success "rapping" in a long long time
#90 to #60 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
I truly cannot understand how you can defend them as good artists. I hope you're trrrrrolling, or actually think that these people, that didn't even write most of their music, are good, or at least talented? They were picked up by labels, made into puppets to sell **** . They don't care about you, only money and more "fans". Try checking out... Max Normal or maybe Constructus Corporation. THAT is lyrical genious.
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User avatar #21 to #16 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
In my opinion Justin Bieber, there are far more people who can sing way better and even write better songs without 20 other people working on it
related video by the way Repeat Stuff. (full show on YouTube and Netflix)
User avatar #43 to #21 - Nullifier (01/22/2014) [-]
I mean, that was funny and all, but I don't think he's better than everyone. He's a good musical comedian, it seems, which is something separate.
User avatar #45 to #43 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
this was an excample for generic love songs, not the artist himself (even if I think he's far more talented than most of the "popstars" nowadays
User avatar #49 to #45 - Nullifier (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh, I know. I got that. And he had great points about commercialism driving the lyrics. I hate the pop love songs too, but w/e, it sells.
User avatar #25 to #21 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/22/2014) [-]
yea I just realised how dumb my comments were. Thanks for the vid anyway
User avatar #26 to #25 - ewood (01/22/2014) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #12 to #2 - neonnurse (01/22/2014) [-]
I know right? Katy Perry sucks.
User avatar #47 to #12 - ltbuttstrong (01/22/2014) [-]
Naughtily apparently
#8 to #2 - bobbysilk (01/22/2014) [-]
you were saying?
you were saying?
User avatar #15 to #8 - maddboiy (01/22/2014) [-]
i dont hate her, just him
#62 to #15 - bobbysilk (01/22/2014) [-]
That I can agree with
User avatar #136 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
He was probably talking about Russel
or maybe I'm assuming that because I don't like him
User avatar #127 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
yes people thumb me down some more. It feeds me for hunger
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User avatar #71 to #68 - xxhadesflamesxx (01/23/2014) [-]
why are you green and not purple?
User avatar #72 to #71 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
Lime green beats all colors
User avatar #78 to #72 - wilsen (01/23/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about my colour, you little bitch?
User avatar #79 to #78 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
rumble ruseman'd?
User avatar #80 to #79 - wilsen (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #80 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #68 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
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#145 to #87 - zombieloan ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Somebody say homestuck?
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User avatar #89 to #88 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
it was on a few boards and 1 piece of content, yea its spam but its nothing to bitch over
User avatar #91 to #89 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
just wait till the ban kicks in...
#94 to #91 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
that 1 hour will really put me in my place
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User avatar #99 to #95 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
You homestucks are just a bunch of TR butt kisserz
User avatar #103 to #99 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
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#114 to #103 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 to #114 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
anon y u so mad
#146 to #124 - Rascal (01/28/2014) [-]
you wouldn't understand.
#83 to #68 - unworldlypath (01/23/2014) [-]
oh boy here come the ps2 players
User avatar #111 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
hay gurl
#84 to #83 - deltoraquest ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #84 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
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#120 to #119 - deltoraquest ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
how DARE you
User avatar #92 to #68 - fuckgaryoak (01/23/2014) [-]
I'll never join you you cunt!
User avatar #97 to #68 - thebestpieever (01/23/2014) [-]
Who the **** is Vanu Jesus? What the **** is the TR? What in the holy **** of hell is a Magrider?
User avatar #100 to #98 - thebestpieever (01/23/2014) [-]
.... Nope nope nope. Those things are bad for productivity.
User avatar #102 to #100 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
good point
#107 to #68 - thelastelephant ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Can't even make a proper ASCII Maglev tank.

Space America forever.
User avatar #109 to #107 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
you primitives cant handle the glory of vanu unless you see it in person

plus terran tech cant even render the glory, so we had to downgrade
#141 to #109 - unworldlypath (01/23/2014) [-]
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mfw vs and nc think they have a chance in waterson when tr starts rolling

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#144 to #141 - thelastelephant ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #142 to #141 - garymotherfingoak (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm surrounded by scrubs
User avatar #96 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
russel is the only funny british
#115 to #96 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
Your comment is retarded on so many level, I'm surprised you didn't just write 'potato potato potato.'
User avatar #122 to #115 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
do you need to go to school to learn how to pluralize?
#125 to #122 - memeinmycoffee (01/23/2014) [-]
>learn how to pluralize
>"only funny british"

User avatar #126 to #125 - aidansofunny (01/23/2014) [-]
british cant be pluralized
User avatar #130 to #126 - captainpatters (01/23/2014) [-]
Yes but british is a collective term for a british person. And you used it when a singular noun was required
User avatar #132 - helenwheels (01/23/2014) [-]
Who gives a **** ?
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