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#1 - include (05/10/2014) [-]
Like a transsexual.
#81 to #42 - klina (05/11/2014) [-]
It is true. It is all true.
#25 - qballextraction (05/11/2014) [-]
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#140 to #25 - broswagonist ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
I wanted to believe
I saw the ass and the hips and the shoulders but
God
dammit
I wanted to believe!
User avatar #48 to #25 - givememoarpony (05/11/2014) [-]
meh, flat ass, pale skin, broad shoulders, 2/10 would not buy
User avatar #95 to #48 - playerdous (05/11/2014) [-]
Ass was the deal breaker, didn't need to go any further
User avatar #96 to #95 - givememoarpony (05/11/2014) [-]
that's true, but the others are icing on the cake. not to mention the face and the chest.
User avatar #45 to #26 - nekaz (05/11/2014) [-]
oh geez i had to zoom open the gif just to check
is that the right term?
zoom open?
#152 to #45 - zerotzallander (05/11/2014) [-]
Zoom in / Zoom out
#86 to #26 - thememegod ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
This is bait beyond bait because the person IS bait and trying to bait all of us FJ users.   
   
69/96
This is bait beyond bait because the person IS bait and trying to bait all of us FJ users.

69/96
#39 to #26 - lesolan (05/11/2014) [-]
Hell, I'd still hit it.
User avatar #37 to #26 - madzombiie (05/11/2014) [-]
th-thats a dude?
User avatar #27 to #26 - flixoe (05/11/2014) [-]
Trying to figure out if this is deemed **** or not...
#16 - gammajk ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
>we like girls, we're not gay, we just only like girls with cocks
#169 to #16 - medopu (05/11/2014) [-]
that's the joke
#46 to #16 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
***** that's gay
User avatar #155 to #3 - arenaferox ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Everyone's arguing about this person. Someone give me some context.
User avatar #164 to #155 - exceeding (05/11/2014) [-]
well one guy decided to wear a dress and one thing let to another and russia tried to boycott the eurosong festival.
User avatar #165 to #164 - exceeding (05/11/2014) [-]
one thing led to another*
User avatar #157 to #3 - hotschurl (05/11/2014) [-]
forgive me for my ignorance, but who is that?
User avatar #163 to #157 - exceeding (05/11/2014) [-]
the winner of the eurovision song festival: Conchita or something
#49 to #3 - meinneger (05/11/2014) [-]
I think he's kinda hot.
#85 to #3 - fecal (05/11/2014) [-]
This guy has a more gloriously full beard than me yet is the most massive faggot in existence. I feel bad now
#36 to #3 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
This freak winning was the most sickening thing I have ever seen. No wonder Russia thinks it need to ban learning about gays in school when this **** is where it gets you.
#62 to #36 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Need to stop hating on gays man. Srsly, the song was pretty good and most of europe is forwardthinking and tolerant, as proved by the fact that she won the whole contest. Why do you find that disturbing?
User avatar #67 to #62 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
That's exactly it, though. He didn't win the contest because he was good, he won because "LOOK HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE WE ARE!". That's the problem.
User avatar #176 to #67 - Sacrifice (05/11/2014) [-]
************* THANK YOU

I don't mind gays, I think they're all fine completely flamboyant guys annoy the hell out of me, but overly OTT squealing girls do too so I guess it's the same but I can't help but feel that people voted simply because "omg look at him/her, that's so brave, let's show how a-ok we are with homosexuals by voting for her/him!" I honestly didn't particularly like the song/the singer's voice, and thought that a good few other countries should have had more votes.

**** France and their moustaches though.
User avatar #181 to #176 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
The other guy was right. Politics should not be involved in the least, but they are, and that's the sad truth of it.
#68 to #67 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Buuuuut she was good? That song could have been an intro to a Bondmovie... Also, it's just a competition. For fun, you know? I was hoping Sweden or Norway would win, but the Netherlands and Austria had really good songs too. No need to hate her just because she won...
#74 to #68 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
He actually wasn't good. There were much better songs in the contest. He only won because of white knights.
#79 to #74 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Wether the song was good or not is a subjective question. Fine, you didn't like it. Lots of other people did, me included. I didn't think it was as good as Undo, but according to me it was among the best songs yesterday.
User avatar #73 to #68 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
There are dozens of regular singers I can name off the top of my head that are better. The ONLY noteworthy thing about his singing was his masculine stunt, nothing else.

No it couldn't have.

If it was just for fun then you would allow me to hold any opinion I please. "Lol, u take it too seriously" **** off, I'm allowed to take whatever I want seriously because I care, and I SHOULD take it seriously because people won't shut the **** up about it and are turning it into a massive political scandal.

I don't hate him just because he won. I don't even care who won, I care about the stunt. Stop putting words into my mouth.
#78 to #73 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Politics really shouldn't have anything to do with esc though. And wether there were better songs in the contest is a subjective question. I'd say it's likely that she wouldn't have won if she'd actually been a woman, but look at the old ladies that russia sent a couple of years ago. They nearly won, and their song definitely wasn't as good as Conchita's.

Basically, just because you didn't think the song was good doesn't mean it wasn't. Most people apparently thought it was a good song, or at least good enough.
User avatar #80 to #78 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
YOU'RE RIGHT! Politics should have absolutely nothing to do with simple entertainment! But it does. And any person who goes on twitter, Tumblr, or 4chan, or even watches the crummy news can see how many people are talking about it. It IS a political stunt whether you want it to be or not.

I didn't listen to any other songs. I just heard about him and looked it up in order to form a better opinion. I never said he didn't deserve to win, I said that there are plenty of better singers (which there are) and that I hate the guy (which I do).

Indeed, and they probably won for the same reason as this guy did "Oh look at that! How cute! We'll vote for them!". Even the contestants Russia sent this year were nearly booed off the stage when people heard they would be going to the final round, and I can guarantee you that it has more to do with politics in Russia than the talents of those women.

And who decides it was, you? Countries that only want to be seen as nice by everyone else? Audience members who want to brag to their friends about who they chose to get brownie points from minorities? That's not to say ALL of them did that, but you really can't be so blind as to say it has nothing to do with it.
#82 to #80 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Ah. You didn't watch the show. So you actually have no idea if the songs she competed against were better than hers. Right.

Everyone decides for themselves wether they think it was a good song or not.

I didn't vote for her, i voted for Norway. I'm from Sweden so I couldn't vote for Undo, sadly. But I have a feeling every gay person in Europe voted for Austria last night.
User avatar #84 to #82 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
"You didn't watch the show! You can't have a say!" Are you illiterate, boy? I'm not talking about who deserved to win more, I'm talking about if HE was good (and I listened to his song on Youtube) which I do not think he was, and about the politics of the matter, which I am involved in. Don't think you've 'won' because I didn't watch a show that this conversation isn't even about.

Good for them. Is that your last line of defense? "Well tastes are subjective!". This isn't about tastes of if people believe he was good (and guess what, you've just read multiple accounts of people who think he wasn't), it's about the politics of the situation. He's not a real transsexual, he's just an attention whore and that's why he looks that way, because he wants to win and doesn't trust his talent alone could do it, so he depends upon the progressive standpoint.

Probably, and perhaps every sexual minority, and again, that's the problem. People voting because they identify with him, because it's a political statement, rather than complete entertainment.
User avatar #104 to #67 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
I didn't really like any of the songs to any degree that matters, and since pure talent has only ever been the smallest deciding factor in this and all of the acts meant for attentionwhoring, I am glad that at least it became a winning that meant more than 'oh this mediocre group won, i dont really care'. Voting for 'see how tolerant we are' are better than nothing, and it singlehandedly showed good spirits from all of europe. Try to think of how validating it must be for everyone in that community. Also, seeing her face as she won was kind of neat. I still don't get the beard, though. Purely for aesthetic reasons, i dislike the beard. It confuses me
User avatar #116 to #104 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
The problem I had with it is that's WHY he won, because people wanted to know how progressive they were, which nabs someone ELSE more worthy of the victory.
User avatar #131 to #116 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
My problem with this, is that if anyone else had won and some people were bitching about how 'worthy' and 'talented' and 'deserving' any winner had been.. Well, who the **** would have taken that seriously? The internet would then bitch about how it's all opinions, and how it doesnt really matter, and how each performer is, in essence, mediocre and trying to harvest points by any means possible

Just try to compare the reactions with that of another outcome. Simply because the progressive element was added to the mix, shouldn't change the character quite so drastically
User avatar #185 to #131 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
You're right, it shouldn't. But it does. Besides, being transsexual has nothing to do with talent, it's just an operation.

Just as well, if anyone else had won people wouldn't be bitching about the politics so much. HERE, they are, because he involved them to try to get more brownie points.
User avatar #186 to #185 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
erry1 wan brownie points its not rly news by now. if ppl got sumfin 2 use they'll use it n mabbeh he just wanna sing n stuff like a human being bcuz singing is liek emotional n means stuff to ppl
User avatar #188 to #187 - daentraya (05/11/2014) [-]
(me being tired of writing seriously)
User avatar #4 to #3 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Gods damn I hate that guy...
User avatar #5 to #3 - sneleoparden (05/11/2014) [-]
him winning had me laughing for a while, he's just one big joke I can't get around how stupid it looks
User avatar #6 to #5 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course he's a joke, that's what he wants to be. He knows he can't entertain for jack **** and so he depends upon the 'progressive' movement to win, and it's working
#64 to #6 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
... Or, she's a transsexual with an awesome singing voice. And since her song was also good, she won. Why do you hate her? Does it in someway harm you that she looks like a girl with a beard?
User avatar #70 to #64 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
I hate him because he's an attention whore.

Don't mistake me, I see nothing wrong with transsexuals. I'm even friends with two and they're wonderful people.

The problem is that he's not transsexual. He's not TRYING to become a woman, he knows damn well he looks like a guy in drag and he wants to look that way because of the attention it gives him. If he went straight from male to female it would be fine, but he's NOT 'male to female', he's not anything, he's just an attention whore who depends upon this stunt like some comedians depend upon shock value.

THAT'S why I hate him. Because not only is he just using it for attention, but he's marginalizing the suffering that other, ACTUAL transsexuals go through that want to be subtle about their condition and making it look like a ******* joke. He's just giving one more reason for people to classify them as freaks.
#72 to #70 - madoc (05/11/2014) [-]
Hm, you actually have some good arguments there. But I still don't see the problem. She's a performer, all performers (or most of them) are show-offs. But she sees herself as a woman, she just keeps the beard as a trademark (and, yes, to draw attention to herself).

But I'll admit hating on someone for attentionwhoring is more acceptable than hating because they're transsexual. I still believe she's a worthy winner though.
User avatar #75 to #72 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Of course I do, and any person who stops paying attention "Oh my god, so tolerant!" could see that.

And I can see myself as a god damn carrot, but nobody's going to take me seriously as one if I look, act, talk like a person and just say "Oh, well, I feel like one". It is JUST a stunt, he's not a transsexual. He knows he looks masculine and WANTS to because that's what he wants people to notice.

Good for you. Tastes are subjective.
#173 to #75 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, rest of the songs aren't any better so why not?
User avatar #183 to #173 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, because it shouldn't be about politics, it should just be about raw talent and skill

Lol
User avatar #144 to #75 - totalynotxewi (05/11/2014) [-]
Did you really find any other song in Eurovision Song Constest to be better than this? They where all pretty much sheite like always with the exception of The Netherlands and Sweden But the singer was kind of bad . Austrias song atleast had a good voice, great vocals, decent music and a fitting message.
User avatar #184 to #144 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
No, I didn't listen to the show, only his song.

'fitting image', right. And if would be fine if that was all of it, but it wasn't, he just had to involve his transsexuality into the picture. That's my issue with it.
User avatar #189 to #184 - totalynotxewi (05/12/2014) [-]
But he isn't transexual. He's a drag queen I think thats the word for it He's a guy but when he's on stage he is a woman. Thats his thing, drags are part of the HBTQ society. He was just doing his thing.

"fitting image" "fitting message"
User avatar #190 to #189 - captainfuckitall (05/12/2014) [-]
That's not what the media is saying.
#174 to #70 - unholyjebus (05/11/2014) [-]
So what's the difference between Eddie Izzard wearing women's clothes and this person?
User avatar #182 to #174 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
Because Eddie Izzard is a transvestite and that's part of his act, and he also makes fun of himself for it.

This guy is not supposed to be making transsexuals an act, he's just supposed to be singing, but he can't even do that.
#93 to #64 - marshalldteach (05/11/2014) [-]
she looks like a girl with a beard??    get your eyes checked faggot ..he looks like a terrorist  with make-up and no towel on his head
she looks like a girl with a beard?? get your eyes checked faggot ..he looks like a terrorist with make-up and no towel on his head
User avatar #150 to #64 - mikli (05/11/2014) [-]
She's actually not transsexual in any way, she calls herself a drag queen
User avatar #13 to #3 - deadmansdope (05/11/2014) [-]
As a bisexual... this is the first time I have been sexually confused in a long time...
User avatar #135 to #129 - jogep (05/11/2014) [-]
which movie?
#136 to #135 - satoshileex (05/11/2014) [-]
Watchmen and without a doubt that is the correct text!
User avatar #137 to #136 - jogep (05/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, CGI looks great, wanna watch ^^
User avatar #156 to #137 - wliia (05/11/2014) [-]
It's based off a comic book. Written by the same person who wrote V for Vendetta.
User avatar #139 to #137 - satoshileex (05/11/2014) [-]
Seriously its a pretty good movie. Its worth the watch.
#30 - nemecyst ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
#66 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
My fetish is t-girls ******* girls.

Just, hear me out for a second. Instead of a bulky masculine man-ass whapping back and forth as he drives his shlong into a petite girls butthole. Its a feminine, shapely buttox that sways back and forth as she drives her shlong into a petite girls butthole.

Makes sense!
#151 to #66 - thesovereigngrave (05/11/2014) [-]
You. I like you.
You. I like you.
User avatar #89 to #66 - pedokuma (05/11/2014) [-]
welcome to futanari.

although I actually only seen it in doujins and hentai, no real people
#88 to #66 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
And thats why t-girls are best girls.
User avatar #94 to #66 - playerdous (05/11/2014) [-]
But at that point why not just watch two lesbian go at it with a strap on?
#47 - givememoarpony (05/11/2014) [-]
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#101 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Hey, mrsnowballs and goldendarknessx , does this remind you of a certain brit?
Hey, mrsnowballs and goldendarknessx , does this remind you of a certain brit?
#103 to #101 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Dammit Snips!  Stupid lolicons
Dammit Snips! Stupid lolicons
#107 to #103 - mindsculptorjace (05/11/2014) [-]
Lolicon, you say?
Lolicon, you say?
#109 to #107 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh god not another one?!
Oh god not another one?!
User avatar #113 to #109 - mindsculptorjace (05/11/2014) [-]
imgur.com/lIIeDjy

Honestly, loli isn't overly attractive to me, but I'll fap to it.
#117 to #113 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Well...enjoy your kids I guess
Well...enjoy your kids I guess
#120 to #117 - mindsculptorjace (05/11/2014) [-]
I'll stick with my monstergirls, thanks.
#122 to #120 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with monstergirls
Nothing wrong with monstergirls
#146 to #122 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
JUUDAIME ^_^
#133 to #117 - yiffcario ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #113 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't look too loli, honestly, but it is Japan so for all we know that thing could be 2 or 600.
User avatar #106 to #103 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Confusing me with snowpenis, eh?
#108 to #106 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
If only, we both know you like the lolis
If only, we both know you like the lolis
User avatar #110 to #108 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
And we both know you love them dicks.
Slutpai.
User avatar #111 to #110 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Whatever you say Uncle Jimmy, I know they love you but please stop smelling their pantsu
User avatar #112 to #111 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Only pantsu I like is Hana's. Which I have at my house right now. You can't have her!
#115 to #112 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Like Hana would go for you, damn lolicon  Yeah yeah, even know all I can hear from your house is "Kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?"
Like Hana would go for you, damn lolicon Yeah yeah, even know all I can hear from your house is "Kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?"
User avatar #118 to #115 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Ew you memorized that song? Damn you lolicon. And yes she is here. She was upset you only like girls for dicks so she came to me. have fun with yer tea and dicks.
User avatar #119 to #118 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Well it's your favourite song, you keep singing it. Yeah yeah, have fun with your coffee and tied up kids, be sure to give Madeleine back at some point
User avatar #121 to #119 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
mhmmmm sure I do. I will have fun with coffee best drink, but not kids. That is mrsnowballs thing.
#123 to #121 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
If only Snowballs wasn't gone for a week he could join in Hue, this plebian hasn't acknowledged that tea is best drink.
#125 to #123 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
snowballs has been gone for a week? What/ Where did he go? SNowy!   
   
   
and you know us Americans dumped it all in the harbor! We had to adapt to coffee! It is an evolutionary thing for survival!
snowballs has been gone for a week? What/ Where did he go? SNowy!


and you know us Americans dumped it all in the harbor! We had to adapt to coffee! It is an evolutionary thing for survival!
#126 to #125 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
It was on his status I think, he's getting a new internet provider so he's gonna be gone for a while.   
   
That's all well and good but you didn't have to do that in the first place, you have no excuse for dumping precious tea!
It was on his status I think, he's getting a new internet provider so he's gonna be gone for a while.

That's all well and good but you didn't have to do that in the first place, you have no excuse for dumping precious tea!
#127 to #126 - snipys ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
S-Snowy! W..why did he have to leave me! He was my greatest lolilovingmonogatariobsessed friend!
S-Snowy! W..why did he have to leave me! He was my greatest lolilovingmonogatariobsessed friend!

#128 to #127 - LordZebedee ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
He'll be back soon Snips-sama~! Just wait for him!
He'll be back soon Snips-sama~! Just wait for him!
#102 to #101 - goldendarknessx (05/11/2014) [-]
Sure does man.
Sure does man.
#2 - eddio (05/10/2014) [-]
Context.
#158 - Fiction ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
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#167 to #158 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
If no one else is gonna do it, I'll ask for the sauce. I don't give a **** .
User avatar #171 to #167 - renespar (05/11/2014) [-]
the lady is Bailey Jay, though I have no idea where the clip is from
#56 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
I like chicks with dicks too

but only if the chicks look like big masculine men.
#91 - ryuggu (05/11/2014) [-]
Eurovision 2014 Austria
#153 to #91 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Im gonna make a list of countries who vote for this **** , and those will be the countries I would never ever want to visit
#175 to #153 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
Lol, theres like 5 people votin pr. country every Eurovision, it sucks anyways
User avatar #130 to #91 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2014) [-]
There's already a thread about it. Shut the **** up.
#98 to #91 - mixedfeelings (05/11/2014) [-]
the song sucked
#7 - thewulfman (05/11/2014) [-]
Girls with dicks are freaking awesome. Just because we like dick doesn't mean we like guys.

We're all still faggots though.

Pic heavily related. Charlie Somik Chan, I've dumped my folder of her in **** before
User avatar #10 to #7 - Nihatclodra (05/11/2014) [-]
My favorite porn image of all time is of Charlie...
User avatar #14 to #7 - deadmansdope (05/11/2014) [-]
link to the page?
User avatar #57 to #7 - jellytamer (05/11/2014) [-]
you should dump it again and tell me when
User avatar #83 to #7 - sanbonzakura (05/11/2014) [-]
this one is cute almost as bailey jay
User avatar #141 to #7 - zebanktoon ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Dump it.
#17 to #7 - anticitezenone ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Technically being into trans isn't the same thing as being gay

But you still like the D and that makes you le homo
meaning manlymen can be out but femboys aren't
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