Kraken learned to releas itself. .. But chose to stay in the jar. Basically it just decided that the crib needed a sunroof
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User avatar #1 - rikter (03/22/2014) [-]
But chose to stay in the jar. Basically it just decided that the crib needed a sunroof
#34 to #1 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
it realized what was outside, the same person that put it in the jar
User avatar #107 to #1 - lamarisagoodname (03/23/2014) [-]
or because it was suffocating
User avatar #6 to #1 - demd ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
A sign of true intelligence.
I'm hiring an octopus as my next interior designer.
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter (03/22/2014) [-]
And if it does a bad job, you can make paella.
#9 to #7 - demd ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I can make paella even if it does a good job
User avatar #10 to #9 - rikter (03/22/2014) [-]
I hoped you'd say that. It makes me like you more.
#11 to #10 - demd ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
#12 to #11 - rikter (03/22/2014) [-]
Rock on, mate.
User avatar #75 to #12 - girlcock (03/23/2014) [-]
Just kiss already.
#83 to #75 - thewulfman (03/23/2014) [-]
I love your name.
I love your name.
#85 to #83 - girlcock (03/23/2014) [-]
Everybody does.
Everybody does.
User avatar #162 to #85 - jacksipian (03/23/2014) [-]
what's that gif from?
User avatar #165 to #164 - jacksipian (03/23/2014) [-]
i just want you to know that when you google "teeth licking gif" this is not on the first few pages, i can't even find this one specifically. So thanks for your help.
#14 - thype (03/22/2014) [-]
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#30 to #14 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
Flagged for porn.
User avatar #45 to #30 - popnotes (03/22/2014) [-]
flagged for being an absolute ******* faggot holy ****
#47 to #30 - yuukoku (03/23/2014) [-]
Kill yourself.
User avatar #98 to #30 - fukkentyranitar (03/23/2014) [-]
Flagged for being a bitch.
User avatar #116 to #14 - Polartape (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm trying to eat noodles. This .gif made things hard..
User avatar #91 to #14 - kroople (03/23/2014) [-]
I have the weirdest boner.
#8 - dankinthebank (03/22/2014) [-]
Krakens FW
#13 - thype (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #120 to #13 - cosmicapprentice (03/23/2014) [-]
"Does it look like I give a **** about this box bitch?"
#133 to #13 - supercookieduster ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
octopuses are so cool. one of my fav animals
#42 to #13 - mermoohue (03/22/2014) [-]
Makin my way downtown
User avatar #15 to #13 - thasuperpimp (03/22/2014) [-]
Well? Did he make it out?! I need to know dammit!
#136 to #15 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
Yes, it did.
This doc showed how intelligent they are, they learn extremely fast.
Too bad they don't have parents
#156 to #15 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
I made this gif, it did get out.. thype forgot to post part 2... I couldn't make it in one gif
#73 - julpiter (03/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #78 - newsuperyoshi (03/23/2014) [-]
I've seen the video, just after the gif stops, thing flees.
User avatar #113 to #32 - suicidedyke (03/23/2014) [-]
keep your freeky henti porn off the internets you dweeb
#61 to #39 - imagebandetector (03/23/2014) [-]
You can see it just fine.
User avatar #64 to #61 - malinko (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah. but i would like to save this picture. and its too small to be worth saving.
#68 to #64 - imagebandetector (03/23/2014) [-]
Quality is worse, but increased the size for you.
User avatar #70 to #68 - malinko (03/23/2014) [-]
why thank you much. sorry for being a picky spoiled bitch.
#56 to #39 - nibbero (03/23/2014) [-]
Why, yes it is.
Why, yes it is.
User avatar #53 to #39 - hydromatic (03/23/2014) [-]
What are you, blind?
#139 to #39 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
I **** your mom, I swear you're such an arsehole
#138 to #39 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
Go get your eyes checked, cancerous piece of faggot ****
#137 to #39 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
You have **** eyes
User avatar #143 to #137 - malinko (03/23/2014) [-]
**** of samefag
#40 - willcutting (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - thechosentroll (03/22/2014) [-]
I like how it didn't even bother getting out the jar. It was just like "Nice jar you got here. Nice and........ the **** are you? Hey, hey, HEY! Aaaaaaw hell, naw. You think you can keep an octopus in a jar? **** yo lid, ***** . **** yo lid! Keeping the jar, though."
#19 to #4 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
Once the jar was closed, the octopus was cut off from the rest of the water. Inside of the small jar it would run out of Oxygen very quickly. It was necessary for it to open the jar, not to leave the jar.
User avatar #33 to #19 - Visual (03/22/2014) [-]
What? You do realize that the jar of water was placed in a tank of water? Why do you think the lid goes straight up? And why there are particles floating around at the beginning of the gif?
#35 to #33 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
Water contains oxygen gas dissolved into it
Fish breath the oxygen from the water
The water gets more oxygen at the top of the tank- where the air is.
The jar was shut, there was no more connection to a source of oxygen gas.
Octopus uses up oxygen dissolved in water, suffocates. So, it opened the jar. Plus, **** being trapped.
#90 to #33 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, you completely missed the point
#94 - devilofscience ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #103 - tranquilizer (03/23/2014) [-]
Saw one reply to #94
Could have bet my life savings it was this
#49 - maxsexington (03/23/2014) [-]
>gets trapped in jar   
>unscrews jar   
>chooses to stay in jar
>gets trapped in jar
>unscrews jar
>chooses to stay in jar
User avatar #50 to #49 - brokentrucker ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
I found it cute, but, I think its like he was trained to do so, and was expecting a treat, or, thought it was a game and wanted to go again.
User avatar #74 to #50 - folkflunky (03/23/2014) [-]
Or maybe he was like " ***** **** yo' lid"
#51 to #50 - maxsexington (03/23/2014) [-]
ah that makes sense
User avatar #80 to #49 - biot (03/23/2014) [-]
Maybe he avoided to suffocate and needs fresh water
User avatar #163 to #80 - jacksipian (03/23/2014) [-]
octopi live in salt water...
User avatar #86 to #49 - mangostormlegend (03/23/2014) [-]
octopi = cats
#20 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #114 to #20 - suicidedyke (03/23/2014) [-]
keep your hentai **** off tha internets you fuking queer a$$ ******
#146 to #20 - cplkoeksuster (03/23/2014) [-]
Tried to find sauce again, ended up with search results for triforce tattoo for some reason. halp
User avatar #28 to #20 - spoogepooge (03/22/2014) [-]
Hawt
#41 to #20 - zeatguy (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #109 - dancingdoggy (03/23/2014) [-]
*Twist*twist*twist* I'm Free!

Ok that was nice I'm going back in the jar now
User avatar #112 to #109 - shadowmaul (03/23/2014) [-]
who wants to hang with people...people suck
#99 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
well **** before you know it they'll be undoing loli bras and belt buckles
User avatar #79 - ilbacondeity (03/23/2014) [-]
Octopi are smart as fuq.
User avatar #3 - Exodeus (03/22/2014) [-]
Trouble with Octopuses is that they don't have a memory retention, they can learn a huge number of different tasks, like opening that jar. But they have to be taught it every day otherwise they forget how!
#25 to #3 - biebergotswag (03/22/2014) [-]
it's octopi not octopuses
#27 to #25 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
Hey ******** , either is acceptable.
grammarist.com/usage/octopi-octopuses/
#140 to #27 - John Cena (03/23/2014) [-]
Octopi is better
#29 to #27 - biebergotswag (03/22/2014) [-]
that's rude
#151 to #3 - deckbox ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
they know loads of stuff and have good memory, the mai issue is after mating Octupi have a really rapid declination of health and die shortly afterwards, so its pretty difficult to teach anything to offspring. some elements are hardcoded into the dna etc but the evolutionary cycle has yet to alter to that point where they would retain those sort of patterns
User avatar #16 to #3 - kikisu (03/22/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalopod_intelligence Actually they can learn a **** ton of stuff on their own. They're predators and are the smartest of invertebrates.
#36 to #3 - John Cena (03/22/2014) [-]
No, they have good memory. The issue is they die before they can pass on any info to their young, so the young have to learn from scratch. Otherwise they may have become the undisputed ocean champion.
#127 - psyachu (03/23/2014) [-]
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#101 - englman (03/23/2014) [-]
What's the estimate on how intelligent the smartest octopus is? Is it at all comparable to a human child or anything? (I think German Shepherds are supposed to be able to learn a number of commands close to that of the vocabulary level of a 4th grader.)
User avatar #144 to #101 - nightmaren (03/23/2014) [-]
I read one time that their intelligence is equal to that of a 10-month old baby or something like that.
User avatar #159 to #144 - lasmamoe (03/23/2014) [-]
A 10 month old baby probably wouldn't know how to open a jar though..
User avatar #110 to #101 - playerdous (03/23/2014) [-]
Its being researched but it has been proven that an octopus that's learned to open jars can teach another octopus how without the second octopus ever seeing/feeling a jar before.
#111 to #110 - englman (03/23/2014) [-]
MFW Octopus.
#125 to #110 - silverhellion (03/23/2014) [-]
jesus christ they're adapting.
User avatar #97 - thegrayfox (03/23/2014) [-]
Seriously... These things are ******* smart.
#126 - jnovuse (03/23/2014) [-]
The experiment was done in Japan... I am pretty sure this octopus realized what the next step was going to be, and decided to keep it's dignity.
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