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elcreepo ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] The students were teaching the students
And I fail to see the problem. Extortion works well, as torture. These tools are extremely useful for upward mobility. Sure it's underhanded if not illegal, but hey. Kids gotta learn sometime how to play and not be played, or else society would collapse at the hands of people like Donald Trump.
And I fail to see the problem. Extortion works well, as torture. These tools are extremely useful for upward mobility. Sure it's underhanded if not illegal, but hey. Kids gotta learn sometime how to play and not be played, or else society would collapse at the hands of people like Donald Trump.
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rousingloki (12/24/2015) [-]
I live in Michigan, and they played the Let it Go song from Frozen on repeat until they made money, although it was shut down on the grounds of torture, and stealing.
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sedativechunk (12/24/2015) [-] When I was in high school they did something similar, they played "the song that never ends" repeatedly between classes to try to raise money for some charity. I found it wildly irritating and inappropriate.mfw when walking by the principal's office that week.
At the very least if you want to takes kids lunch money for donations, why not come up with something more fun, honest, and/or original about the charity?
At the very least if you want to takes kids lunch money for donations, why not come up with something more fun, honest, and/or original about the charity?
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needsauceadmisblan (12/23/2015) [-] its Illinois we all know everything is corrupt right now.
in a typical passing period you could play that song 2 maybe 3 times depending on the school.
in a typical passing period you could play that song 2 maybe 3 times depending on the school.
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bellbottomshark (12/24/2015) [-] **bellbottomshark used "*roll picture*"**
**bellbottomshark rolled image** And the parasite egg-born don't know it so they sing. "Let me eat, I'm a fairy."
**bellbottomshark rolled image** And the parasite egg-born don't know it so they sing. "Let me eat, I'm a fairy."
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burnboy (12/23/2015) [-] That is some pants-on-head retarded logic Though it doesn't surprise me that schools believe that stuff
Bully steals an inhaler, which might be required to keep some poor kid from DYING, suspend his punk ass
Kids spray each other with medicine? Sit those kids down in the principal's office and give them the talking to they obviously need. Kids do dumb **** all the time, but most stop if you give them a reason to stop
Prescription only so it can't be left with kids? Have the student give it to his teacher at the beginning of class boom problem solved.
It's so sad that some poor parents had to bury their child because the school was too stupid to let him keep his medication on hand.
Bully steals an inhaler, which might be required to keep some poor kid from DYING, suspend his punk ass
Kids spray each other with medicine? Sit those kids down in the principal's office and give them the talking to they obviously need. Kids do dumb **** all the time, but most stop if you give them a reason to stop
Prescription only so it can't be left with kids? Have the student give it to his teacher at the beginning of class boom problem solved.
It's so sad that some poor parents had to bury their child because the school was too stupid to let him keep his medication on hand.
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anon (12/24/2015) [-]
trust me having any kind of medical need that requires constant medication is a pain in the ass during school I had severe asthma but in order to have my inhaler on me which i basically did i had to sign 3 papers every ******* semester for every year from 6th grade till 12th i had to write a form on why i needed the inhaler and have a doctors note as well.
for sports it was even more hell since most the coaches didn't give two ***** about our health id have to fight with them to hold it for me since i couldn't. I even had one coach that tried to give me a speech about how it's in my head and i don't really need that damn medicine just quit being a crybaby and suck it up.
for sports it was even more hell since most the coaches didn't give two ***** about our health id have to fight with them to hold it for me since i couldn't. I even had one coach that tried to give me a speech about how it's in my head and i don't really need that damn medicine just quit being a crybaby and suck it up.
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elseano ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
They didn't
What happened was the kid wanted to carry an inhaler, of course the school said yes, and also requested an inhaler for the office. the mother never delivered it to the school, and the kid, being a kid, lost his inhaler, and later had an asthma attack. kid suffered eucase the mom forogt, and shee redirected blame to the board.
Source: my father, a princible, who had to deal with meetings on the topic at the time.
What happened was the kid wanted to carry an inhaler, of course the school said yes, and also requested an inhaler for the office. the mother never delivered it to the school, and the kid, being a kid, lost his inhaler, and later had an asthma attack. kid suffered eucase the mom forogt, and shee redirected blame to the board.
Source: my father, a princible, who had to deal with meetings on the topic at the time.
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realreality (12/24/2015) [-] "Nothing but his hands and his teeth"....
"He beat the bear upon the head with a stick"....
Your lies don't fool me OP.
"He beat the bear upon the head with a stick"....
Your lies don't fool me OP.
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numbmind ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] Now all i need to do is find a hot milf and convince her to let me jack off on her face to remove her wrinkles...
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speederzdk (12/24/2015) [-] Doubtful whether they're saying sperm or semen, when they write sperm? Just what made you doubtful?
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wetharmonica (12/24/2015) [-]
I would like a citation on this fact before trying it though.
you know that's what I'm going to do, but its better safe than fooled
you know that's what I'm going to do, but its better safe than fooled
![JACKIE CHAN CRUSHES BRICKS [OWNAGE]](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8SHfqn4oGxM/default.jpg)
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gabsmatags (12/23/2015) [-] What the fact about the condors neglects to mention is that the near extinction of the species was a bottleneck event which has lead to the newly established populations being severely lacking in genetic diversity. This means that not only is the species incredibly vulnerable to any threat, but most, if not all, of the resulting offspring suffer from some kind of congenital disease which, if I remember correctly, causes severe muscle atrophy. Bring back a species from the brink of extinction seems all well and good in theory, but if you don't have the genetic diversity to buffer it into stability, self sufficiency, and success, you might just be condemning generations of individuals to a lifetime of suffering for no reason.
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gabsmatags (12/24/2015) [-] I find that the uglier an animal, the more interesting it is.
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rubiksdodecahedron (12/23/2015) [-] Similar thing happened to Tasmanian devils. Now their dna is so similar cancer is contagious.
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gabsmatags (12/23/2015) [-] It's especially tragic once you realize that since those species are so vulnerable to collapse, so are the ecosystems they inhabit, depending on how vital they are.
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poshblobfish ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Copying my series I can handle, but NOT posting sources? UNACCEPTABLE!!!
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poshblobfish ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] I said that I didn't mind other people posting the same content as me, and what I COULDN'T handle was him not posting the sources to the pics. Therefore, you are too lazy to read, your argument is invalid, go **** yourself.
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metacobalion (12/24/2015) [-] Not that source you ******* . The source of the information kickassfacts got these from.
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genesisfuz ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] or you know... kickassfacts is also the name of the website yeah? but that's none of my business apparently
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poshblobfish ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] It's alright dude; I'm just thumb-whoring. Keep up the good work.
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Funnel (12/23/2015) [-] I shall gain 761 pounds and become an unstoppable machine, fear me puny mortals, when I exit McDonalds the world will burn. See you in 3 weeks.
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xoyv (12/23/2015) [-] "yes this is my medication i need for living"
"YOU MEAN THIS CONTAINER, THAT CAN EXPLODE, LIKE A BOMB? CONFISCATED!"
"YOU MEAN THIS CONTAINER, THAT CAN EXPLODE, LIKE A BOMB? CONFISCATED!"
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itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] Moral of the story, never help passerby's, especially if you're not important, just walk away and act like you didn't see it
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sirfurnace (12/24/2015) [-] If you're not sure you can beat the competition, you never will. 25th in math, 21st in science, and 1st on the moon.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-] I'm still salty about this one; if only they could've found more comfortable contacts, because that would've looked amazing.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] I don't know, she has a lot of screen time, plus her eyes are constantly moving around. That's the reason they don't show the wolves or dragons often; the CGI is pretty expensive and time consuming. It probably wouldn't be worth it for the effect, and the effect could wind up looking silly anyway.
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unikornking ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] I've read all the books and I didn't even know her eyes were purple
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] You don't remember the "her hair is silver-gold, her eyes are amethysts" line? In fact, I think Valyrian drangonlords were known for those traits in general.
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unikornking ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Maybe I just read it mindlessly, there are so many super detailed character descriptions in those books it becomes habit to not pay much attention to them
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Not just character descriptions, but also environmental ones. Martin is an expert with vivid descriptions.
Also, it's possible that that specific quote may have been from one of the preview chapters of book 6, though I can't remember. They definitely do reference her eyes earlier, though.
Also, it's possible that that specific quote may have been from one of the preview chapters of book 6, though I can't remember. They definitely do reference her eyes earlier, though.
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unikornking ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] The only preview chapter I've read was the one with Aria killing the guard that came to the play, so maybe. Though it also could have been in the beginning of the first book and that was a bit more than a year ago when I read it.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Well, it was definitely Victarion who said it, so it was late in the series.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] I know that they mentioned the eyes early; I was just saying that the specific quote is late in the series.
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] Not purple though. Violet.
Martin repeatedly said that eyes are not some impossible color, just that really rare shade of dark blue like Elizabeth Taylor's that look violet in certain light.
Martin repeatedly said that eyes are not some impossible color, just that really rare shade of dark blue like Elizabeth Taylor's that look violet in certain light.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] "Look at her. That silver-gold hair, those purple eyes... she is the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no doubt..."
-Illyrio Mopatis to Viserys Targaryen, regarding Daenerys.
"Egg had big eyes, and somehow his shaven head made them look even larger. In the dimness of the lamplit cellar they looked black, but in better light their true colour could be seen: deep and dark and purple. Valyrian eyes."
Sir Duncan the Tall, regarding Aegon V.
They are referred to as purple at various points, with Daenerys' eyes being compared to amethyst, which is a deep purple gem. The shades of the eyes of Daenerys and her siblings are as follows: Daenerys- Violet, Viserys- pale lilac, and Rhaegar- dark indigo. This is a striking feature of most Targaryens (and Valyrians in general), and those with blue eyes, like Alysanne and Valarr Targaryen are categorized separately. Pic related, the only official artwork with a closeup of a Targaryen face that I could find. It's Aerion Targaryen, Aegon I's father.
-Illyrio Mopatis to Viserys Targaryen, regarding Daenerys.
"Egg had big eyes, and somehow his shaven head made them look even larger. In the dimness of the lamplit cellar they looked black, but in better light their true colour could be seen: deep and dark and purple. Valyrian eyes."
Sir Duncan the Tall, regarding Aegon V.
They are referred to as purple at various points, with Daenerys' eyes being compared to amethyst, which is a deep purple gem. The shades of the eyes of Daenerys and her siblings are as follows: Daenerys- Violet, Viserys- pale lilac, and Rhaegar- dark indigo. This is a striking feature of most Targaryens (and Valyrians in general), and those with blue eyes, like Alysanne and Valarr Targaryen are categorized separately. Pic related, the only official artwork with a closeup of a Targaryen face that I could find. It's Aerion Targaryen, Aegon I's father.
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] Read interviews with Martin.
Its generally known that people in middle ages exaggerate. Martin is a scholar of middle ages.
He said, repeatedly, in interviews that Targaryen eyes are striking but not supernatural, and used Liz Taylor as an example of "Targaryen" eyes.
Its generally known that people in middle ages exaggerate. Martin is a scholar of middle ages.
He said, repeatedly, in interviews that Targaryen eyes are striking but not supernatural, and used Liz Taylor as an example of "Targaryen" eyes.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Maybe. I'm just using what I know. If you can source this to me, I'd appreciate it. However, like I said, Aerion's portrait is official artwork. Also, of the quotes I posted, only the one in comment #60 about the amethyst eyes was made by someone who wasn't presently looking at the individual they were describing, so exaggeration is unlikely in their case. Finally, it was said that Daemon II Blackfyre wore deep blue clothing in order to make his eyes appear more blue than purple.
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] Eh I'd have to go through the interviews, but I do have this
GRRM about House Dayne's eyes:
"As for the violet eyes . . . look, Elizabeth Taylor has violet eyes, and she's not of Valyrian descent (that I know). Nor is she related to Aegon the Conquerer. Many Swedes have blue eyes, but not all those with blue eyes are Swedes, and not all Swedes have blue eyes. The same confusions exist in the 7 Kingdoms. "
Now this doesn't prove anything, except that Taylor has Valaryan eyes (and so does House Dayne). But in other interviews he keeps using her as an example of how Valaryan eyes look. Some deeper, some lighter but basically that.
GRRM about House Dayne's eyes:
"As for the violet eyes . . . look, Elizabeth Taylor has violet eyes, and she's not of Valyrian descent (that I know). Nor is she related to Aegon the Conquerer. Many Swedes have blue eyes, but not all those with blue eyes are Swedes, and not all Swedes have blue eyes. The same confusions exist in the 7 Kingdoms. "
Now this doesn't prove anything, except that Taylor has Valaryan eyes (and so does House Dayne). But in other interviews he keeps using her as an example of how Valaryan eyes look. Some deeper, some lighter but basically that.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] The Daynes are stoney Dornishmen who do not to my knowledge have any Targaryen relations. I think Lady Ashara Dayne just had purplish eyes, but she's not Valyrian. That quote honestly sounds like it could be his explanation for why Ashara's eyes would look violet but still be different from Targaryen eyes.
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] The question was are Daynes of Valaryan descent.
And Martin was explaining that while they have eyes like Targaryens, they do not have Valaryan blood. Thus the Sweeds and blue eyes. You can read that part as:
Valaryans have violet eyes, but not everyone with violet eyes is Valaryan and not all Valaryans have violet eyes.
And Martin was explaining that while they have eyes like Targaryens, they do not have Valaryan blood. Thus the Sweeds and blue eyes. You can read that part as:
Valaryans have violet eyes, but not everyone with violet eyes is Valaryan and not all Valaryans have violet eyes.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] Oh, yeah, that's what I got out of it. I thought you were applying it to Targaryens.
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angelusprimus (12/24/2015) [-] I agree that their eyes look violet and even like amethyst.
Shade of eyes Taylor has under darker conditions look like that. Its pretty breathtaking, and very very rare. As far as I know it only appears naturally in people with Swiss descent.
For example, look at this pic of Taylor, its def amethyst eyes.
Shade of eyes Taylor has under darker conditions look like that. Its pretty breathtaking, and very very rare. As far as I know it only appears naturally in people with Swiss descent.
For example, look at this pic of Taylor, its def amethyst eyes.
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sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-] She also had a genetic trait which caused her eyelashes to be ridiculously thick.
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destroyerofcheese (12/24/2015) [-] Why not both? I don't give a **** about the "Doritos Experience".
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puremike (12/24/2015) [-] >Emilia Clarke
>Performance
I dont think contact lenses would have made that much of a difference
>Performance
I dont think contact lenses would have made that much of a difference
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tittylovin (12/24/2015) [-] Shots fired
I can't wait to see what happens to this bitch, I just know she's going to get her ass eaten.
Sadly I also think the characters I like will die too...
I can't wait to see what happens to this bitch, I just know she's going to get her ass eaten.
Sadly I also think the characters I like will die too...
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highkingtorygg (12/24/2015) [-] ass eaten as in sexual, or ass eaten as in her ass is literally going to be consumed
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elseano ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
The asthma inhaler one is ********* the school didn't forbid it, at all. what really happened is the mother wanted the kid to have both an inhaler on him and in the office. the mother never sent the second inhaler to the office. the kid lost the inhaler, later had an attack, which did kill him. What really happened is the mother got lazy, the got was a kid and lost his inhaler, and the kid died because of it.
Source: My father , who is a princible and had to deal with the ramifications of the event.
Source: My father , who is a princible and had to deal with the ramifications of the event.
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orangelightning (12/24/2015) [-] the asthma one
I really wanna know the thought process in the teacher and principals head.
And have they never encountered another person with asthma before in their life?
I really wanna know the thought process in the teacher and principals head.
And have they never encountered another person with asthma before in their life?
