Kid is smarter than the teacher. Let the religion storm begin!. My daughter' s geography test. She added her own answer. Success eriberto I . the mail cancrum:
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Kid is smarter than the teacher

Let the religion **** storm begin!

My daughter' s geography test.
She added her own answer.
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Submitted: 01/01/2014
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User avatar #1 - stungun (01/01/2014) [+] (45 replies)
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This is sad that it was on a test, but not surprising.
'Merica'
#24 - cartoonbacon (01/01/2014) [+] (36 replies)
Complete 						********					 why would one of the correct answers be "4.6 billion years" and then the next correct answer be god? This was obviously self printed.
Complete ******** why would one of the correct answers be "4.6 billion years" and then the next correct answer be god? This was obviously self printed.
#10 - kresskh (01/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
They were okay with the answer that said the earth is 4.6 billion years old, but not with the big bang?
#104 - gearrader (01/01/2014) [-]
>geography test
>religious questions
doubt<
User avatar #11 - youhei (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
why is the answer "god" when the question below it is about geologic eras and evolution and **** ?
#138 - Seority (01/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Some Christians take the bible more metaphorically then literally.
According to the Bible, God made the earth in 6 days and on the 7th he rested. Well, to us humans, days are just calculated periods of time. So in a sense, God took 6 periods of time to create the world (Or did 6 different actions, whatever your take is on it is). It doesn't have to be literally 24 hour periods. It could of been millions of years at a time.
To those who believe that, then we are still in the "7th day" where God doesn't do anything to alter the universe.

This is what I believed when I was Christian.
#211 - durkadurka ONLINE (01/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The answer was obviously D.
#173 - princepeanut (01/02/2014) [-]
What is this   
A test for geographic priests?
What is this
A test for geographic priests?
#188 - MasterManiac (01/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Before the 						*********					 ensues let me just point out a few things:   
1) What kind of geography test is this? What exactly is the &quot;most correct&quot; answer? This test is 						********					.   
2) Most Christians don't take the Bible literally, especially when it comes to the creation of the universe, so I don't know why everyone is saying that someone cannot both believe in God and understand that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old.    
3) The Big Bang Theory is exactly that, a theory. It has evidence supporting its claim, but there is also evidence supporting other universe creation theories such as the universe being the output of another universe collapsing (if you want a crash course in such theories go and watch BBC's documentary Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang?). We pretend like we know a lot about the creation of our universe and outer space, but astrophysicists are constantly finding flaws in their work such as planets that have densities too low to be able to exist by our laws of physics actually existing. That being said there is nothing wrong with believing that God initiated the Big Bang, so it's quite possible that one or more of the answers are correct. In all fairness is someone could actually prove what the universe was created by, or how it was created they would be extremely famous, so I have no idea why someone would put a question like that on a kid's test paper.   
   
I realise I kind of went off on a tangent there, but I just felt the need to point out the 						********					 that is this entire content.
Before the ********* ensues let me just point out a few things:
1) What kind of geography test is this? What exactly is the "most correct" answer? This test is ******** .
2) Most Christians don't take the Bible literally, especially when it comes to the creation of the universe, so I don't know why everyone is saying that someone cannot both believe in God and understand that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
3) The Big Bang Theory is exactly that, a theory. It has evidence supporting its claim, but there is also evidence supporting other universe creation theories such as the universe being the output of another universe collapsing (if you want a crash course in such theories go and watch BBC's documentary Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang?). We pretend like we know a lot about the creation of our universe and outer space, but astrophysicists are constantly finding flaws in their work such as planets that have densities too low to be able to exist by our laws of physics actually existing. That being said there is nothing wrong with believing that God initiated the Big Bang, so it's quite possible that one or more of the answers are correct. In all fairness is someone could actually prove what the universe was created by, or how it was created they would be extremely famous, so I have no idea why someone would put a question like that on a kid's test paper.

I realise I kind of went off on a tangent there, but I just felt the need to point out the ******** that is this entire content.
User avatar #257 - anenemy (01/02/2014) [-]
If the kid is smarter than the teacher, why did she get it wrong?

Kid: 0
Teacher: 1
#365 - pxthreezerothree (01/02/2014) [-]
>Geography
>Geology questions
#302 - penileburglar (01/02/2014) [+] (28 replies)
...This is so fake it's not even funny.
#22 - AnonymousTheGreat (01/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Wait...you can't claim the earth is 4.6 billion years old AND created by god. Those are conflicting statements.
#233 - daemascus (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry but i really doubt this. Why would the parent put a child in a private (catholic)? school but be proud of them being religion denouncing smart-asses? not to mention the questions blatantly name the age of the earth, which goes against the bible.

make a fake test
make a smart ass answer
say you kid did it
??????
profit
User avatar #222 - jacklane (01/02/2014) [-]
Which Obama is a ****** ?

a.) Obama
b.) Michelle
c.) Both
d.) None
e.) ******
#122 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone knows it A
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