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Kickass Facts Part 17

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User avatar #1 - poshblobfish [OP]ONLINE (10/17/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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#33 - bemmo ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Japanese Officer's fw
#106 to #33 - geeky (10/18/2015) [-]
Probably the best use of a reaction image I've ever seen
Probably the best use of a reaction image I've ever seen
User avatar #87 to #33 - advice (10/18/2015) [-]
a bluff can be a powerful thing
#107 to #33 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
#10 - kenshirokisame ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
i guess leaving the house and getting the **** outta dodge wasn't an option?
User avatar #121 to #10 - scowler (10/18/2015) [-]
>Californians.
>Intelligent people.

PICK ONE.
User avatar #78 to #10 - xxjmacxx (10/18/2015) [-]
>nothing could be done unless he showed up at the house

For anyone.
#58 to #10 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
And leave the cake? what are you, some kind of autismo?
#25 - angrybacteria (10/17/2015) [-]
Nat 20 intimidation check.
#24 - nudybooty (10/17/2015) [-]
The film was only played in 1 movie theatre and was pulled after a week.
User avatar #37 to #24 - tjmixx (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah the wrong Wiki article was put in the description.
User avatar #53 to #24 - dreygur (10/18/2015) [-]
Was there any reason stated?
User avatar #71 to #53 - wltwitch (10/18/2015) [-]
I would be optimistic and guess that the studio had a moment of good judgement and realized that it was too ****** to be allowed in theaters. Then they went into talks for another Joel Schumacher film.
User avatar #98 to #53 - nudybooty (10/18/2015) [-]
Nope. That was all the info.
#7 - comicironic (10/17/2015) [-]
The Americans have a habit of misnaming their plans to confuse the enemy.

Take, for example, the Manhattan Project, which had reactors in Tennessee and Washington, and its labs and test sites in New Mexico.

Or indeed, the Patriot Act.
User avatar #127 to #7 - tennessee (10/19/2015) [-]
You're the only ten I see.
User avatar #32 to #7 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-]
Who's the enemy of the Patriot Act?
User avatar #40 to #32 - ilovehitler (10/17/2015) [-]
The Americans
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Well that's why he crashed, he stopped getting high
#11 to #3 - noburt (10/17/2015) [-]
ON FREEDOM!
#120 to #105 - noburt (10/18/2015) [-]
It is "Pssshh, hey! Wanaa get high" then it'd be along the lines of "get high on freedom"
#12 - finishhimlarry (10/17/2015) [-]
The glue thing is from the movie Airplane:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

no webm, sorry. But here's some astronauts dicking around on the moon.
User avatar #19 to #12 - lordoxygen (10/17/2015) [-]
aieou
#28 - willindor ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Goddamn wheelbarrow stealing krauts
#69 - hourlyb ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
You want some more fun facts about these guys?
SEAL team 6 are some of the most hardcore ************* on the planet. Their training is literally done not only to make them physically stronger, but to make them psychologically so. SEALs are also required to know multiple languages.
Unlike "normal" US special forces like the Green Berets, Rangers and other SEAL teams where you can apply for candidacy; SEALTeam 6 and it's army counterpart Delta Force have operators are picked from the best of those who have already served with the Green Berets, Rangers and SEAL teams. Marines from Force Recon or MARSOC are also occasionally chosen.
SEAL Team 6 was developed in just 6 months, with then commander Richard Marcinko interviewing each individual member before selection.
OK I'm done fanboying now.
I actually want to make a comp of different special forces sometime, does anybody think that that sounds any good?
#91 to #69 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Bionicpanda already does a series of those, but you should to. Could be interesting.
User avatar #112 to #69 - sorinshrouds (10/18/2015) [-]
**** yeah do it
#80 to #69 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
I would really enjoy that man!
User avatar #85 to #69 - kragjorgensen (10/18/2015) [-]
Do it man
User avatar #92 to #69 - dagold (10/18/2015) [-]
My stepfather claims to have been a member of team back in the 80s and has some proof to back it up but I'm not sure whether or not to be skeptical.
User avatar #125 to #92 - hourlyb ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
It's possible.
The SEAL's, while highly qualified, are not a "exclusive" team in the sense that if you have the right stuff you can join.
So it's definitely possible.
User avatar #126 to #125 - dagold (10/19/2015) [-]
Was supposed to say seal team six, but it was late and I didn't proof read.
User avatar #81 to #69 - theimmortalbeaver (10/18/2015) [-]
Special Forces are always interesting, so give me a mention if you do.
User avatar #124 to #81 - hourlyb ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Will do!
#17 - vladi ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Seriously? Is America sucking big company penis this hard?
#57 to #17 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Really? Don't you hear about all the times American's are ****** in the ass by large companies? It's like a national treasure to them.
User avatar #39 to #17 - robotvoice (10/17/2015) [-]
thats some serious Capitalism has failed kinda ****
User avatar #67 to #17 - kerfufflemachtwo (10/18/2015) [-]
In some areas. Atlanta, Georgia is the world headquarters for Coca-Cola. And it's a southern state. The south is not known for being open minded.

#101 to #67 - skebaba (10/18/2015) [-]
Butt, Illuminati owns both Coca Cola Company and Pepsi Co.
User avatar #27 to #17 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I read the article. Basically, top coke executives came to that school as part of a contest for $10,000. He was suspended for being rude and potentially costing the school 10 grand. Also, it was a 1-day suspension, a slap on the wrist if anything.
User avatar #35 to #27 - donatelo (10/17/2015) [-]
And? What you wrote still sounds like the school was bending over and spreading it's ass cheeks infront of a company for some quick cash.
User avatar #42 to #35 - clannadqs (10/17/2015) [-]
Dude, it's literally the kid being a faggot. Like, "Hey guys, tomorrow is wear black for black history month, we are having a huge well known black rep come tomorrow to give a speech" and you wear all white just to be an ass.
#47 to #42 - sylaz (10/18/2015) [-]
Not at all, and there's nothing wrong with going all white on black history month.
Just because some MAY find it offensive, don't make it right. Also black history month is one of the most retarded thing ever.

youtu.be/GeixtYS-P3s

Link very related!
User avatar #50 to #42 - donatelo (10/18/2015) [-]
except for the fact that its a mutinational company...and its sponsoring a "coke day".....
User avatar #66 to #42 - dagreatmax (10/18/2015) [-]
so what if I want to wear a white tshirt instead of a black one, if the school doesn't have a uniform rule in place it is wrong to kick him out.
#61 to #42 - biater (10/18/2015) [-]
Coke day does not equal black history month.

Also, freedom of expression
User avatar #62 to #61 - clannadqs (10/18/2015) [-]
Holy **** , it was an analogy.
#63 to #62 - biater (10/18/2015) [-]
I know it's an analogy; it's just not a very apt one
#88 to #17 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Her boyfriend
#21 to #17 - mrvindix (10/17/2015) [-]
Atlanta is the HQ of coke. Its like a city pride type deal.
#22 to #21 - vladi ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Another victory for freedom, no doubt.
#41 to #22 - mollike (10/17/2015) [-]
freedom of choice as in freedom to open up your ass for some dicking if someone doesn't like your choice
User avatar #30 to #22 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-]
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
#44 to #17 - reginleif ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
**reginleif used "*roll picture*"**
**reginleif rolled image** It may be or not in this case. but yes schools do indeed suck company penis here in the US. The reason being schools were underfunded so to make up the funding shortfall the schools took exclusivity contracts with certain companies to only allow their products in schools, other went a little further and started advertising directly in the school, and others really screwed the isabelleac (pooch) and made kids watch tv channels sponsored by the companies themselves, who would then show the kids commercials in the classroom.

So yes and no, yes as in America caused this crisis by underfunding schools, and no because these activities happened on a local basis, so one school can be incredibly shilly for Coke and another not even have their food for sale.
User avatar #77 to #55 - reginleif ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Geddit Pooch?

:/ Cause yer a furry?

degenerate.
User avatar #48 to #44 - balor (10/18/2015) [-]
Nice ******* roll
#46 to #44 - Spitfirex (10/18/2015) [-]
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**Spitfirex rolled image** that roll
#56 to #44 - acexll (10/18/2015) [-]
nice roll
#113 to #44 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
Your name backwards is. FEEL NIGER
FIELD ******
ARE YOU A BLACK ******* BABBOON BITCH
#13 - shadowrated (10/17/2015) [-]
Wow, that's the oldest looking 5 year old I have every seen
#16 to #13 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Reading comprehension level: Zero
#29 to #16 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Joke comprehension level: zero
#104 to #29 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
its pronounced: Saroo
User avatar #31 to #29 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-]
samefag
#26 - motposters ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I guess people don't know how to evacuate a house, i mean i guess her legs just weren't working
#5 - dragontamers (10/17/2015) [-]
#2   
How do you 			****		 up that badly? Uwe Boll movies are more successful than that.
#2
How do you **** up that badly? Uwe Boll movies are more successful than that.
User avatar #14 to #5 - blackholee (10/17/2015) [-]
it was only shown in one movie theater for one night
#8 to #5 - electrictroll ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
It was probably just meant to go straight to VHS/DVD but some contract has a clause that it needed a theatrical release, so it was shown only in one theater for one weekend with no advertising.
#95 - fatbutler (10/18/2015) [-]
oh my god I'M ON A KICKASS QUOTE
#49 - lardking (10/18/2015) [-]
"so perverse is mankind that every nationality prefers to be misgoverned by its own people than to be well ruled by another"

another fun quote from napier
#79 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_War_ (film)

"Produced for $15 million, it made only $309 in ticket sales because it was played in a single movie theater and was pulled after only a week"

Welp. Never go full retard, kids.
User avatar #82 to #79 - iamnuff ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
I was just about to post the same line.

Why the **** did it only air in one cinema? Even if it's a **** film, it could atleast make a couple of hundred grand from people who didn't know better, or watched it ironically.

showing it for a single week, in a single place is the biggest "they didn't even try" thing ever. Why do that after pouring 15mil into making it?
#94 - peutros ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure that it took him 25 years just because he used google maps.
#102 to #94 - mmfan (10/18/2015) [-]
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**mmfan rolled image**google maps also wasn't invented yet, or if it was, it was in it's infancy and was pure piss.
User avatar #103 to #102 - cookiecoketwo (10/18/2015) [-]
That explains why it took him 25 ****** years, doesn't it?
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