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#46 to #14 - eutherin (03/05/2014) [-]
Its because the magic of hogwarts protects him, he cant go there
User avatar #48 to #14 - yunouppercase (03/05/2014) [-]
what was voldemort even doing the entire 6th book?
User avatar #52 to #14 - mrbuu (03/05/2014) [-]
and gandalf the grey is protecting him with the most powerful spell "use the force harry"- snape
User avatar #32 to #14 - regius (03/05/2014) [-]
What if Voldemort was actually Harry's end of year test and he just visited to make sure Harry studied properly and learned all his magics for the year?
User avatar #34 to #32 - nicoquitemad (03/05/2014) [-]
Well he did also ask Harry to join him eventually, and a well educated ally is a good ally.
#73 to #32 - anon (03/05/2014) [-]
Then where was he in 3rd year?
#1 - daix ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Nyeh heh heh
Nyeh heh heh
#74 to #1 - homebray (03/05/2014) [-]
I have one too
I have one too
#83 to #74 - daix ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
#47 to #1 - nyanfatcat ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
wtf
#82 to #47 - daix ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Do not be alarmed
Do not be alarmed
#25 - skumbaner (03/05/2014) [-]
What perhaps both of them should have done
What perhaps both of them should have done
#7 - pappathethird (03/05/2014) [-]
awkward ...
awkward ...
#33 - arthurmitchell (03/05/2014) [-]
He could have gotten a much better name if he'd started lifting
User avatar #51 to #33 - misfitsftw (03/05/2014) [-]
muscles are a muggle measure of strength
#21 - mysticana (03/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #64 - machomustachio (03/05/2014) [-]
this never gets old
#59 - liamdurf (03/05/2014) [-]
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#2 - jasonseagull (03/05/2014) [-]
In case anyone wants it
#49 to #2 - anon (03/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4,130**

But it's so bad...
#4 - include (03/05/2014) [-]
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#26 to #4 - andmann ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
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#53 - logiblack (03/05/2014) [-]
Somehow I read this in Team 4 Stars Frieza.

What is it, Kevin?
Can't you see I'm
trying to prevent a
prophecy?
#44 - blablub (03/05/2014) [-]
So, who the **** is Kevin?
User avatar #45 to #44 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/05/2014) [-]
He is Voldemort's assistant
#23 - existacne (03/05/2014) [-]
I'd like to use this opportunity to advice <this< to all HP fans who liked that post.
#16 - mankey (03/05/2014) [-]
Kill it!
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#56 - emberstar (03/05/2014) [-]
**emberstar rolls 20**
#89 to #57 - azraelthemage (03/07/2014) [-]
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#36 - anon (03/05/2014) [-]
This is kind of like God, he's the most powerful being ever imaginable and he gets pissed when you use his name wrong and kills people cus they did a ritual wrong, he stroke a ***** down because he touched a tabernackle, Moses wasn't allowed into the kingdom because he hit a ************* rock when God told him to ask the rock for water
#38 to #36 - anon (03/05/2014) [-]
Don't talk about Yahweh like that filthy you Anti-Semetic Goyim.
User avatar #41 to #36 - azraelthemage (03/05/2014) [-]
*struck.

Saying God stroked someone down gives people the wrong ideas.
#15 - grimsho (03/05/2014) [-]
>a kill spell being the most powerful magic in the world
User avatar #17 to #15 - overchaos ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
educate us wizard
User avatar #31 to #17 - jmmora (03/05/2014) [-]
well, killing is not something that can grant you the title "most powerful" magic in the world, if it were, then guns are the most powerful magic there is, i think the most powerful magic would be that which could alter the fabric of the universe to the user's will
User avatar #80 to #31 - overchaos ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Guns wouldnt be? Nuclear bombs would be. If you managed a bomb that could create black holes that would be the most powerful "magic" in the world
User avatar #50 to #31 - overlordweasel (03/05/2014) [-]
im pretty sure EVERY magic spell is altering the universe in some way. Unless somewhere in the universe you live in ***** just duplicating, levitating, and exploding randomly and death lasers are normal...
User avatar #54 to #50 - jmmora (03/05/2014) [-]
"alter the FABRIC of the universe" as in "man **** each and every law of physics in existance"
User avatar #60 to #54 - bonlino ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
well, doing that teleporting **** dementors do, that looks pretty fabric ripping when they do it.
User avatar #72 to #60 - jmmora (03/05/2014) [-]
fabric ripping would mean that it could endanger the verry existance of everything in the universe
User avatar #81 to #72 - overlordweasel (03/05/2014) [-]
Well they routinely defy the laws of physics, which is about as far as you can go to "altering reality". And besides, its magic in a universe that accepts it as "normal" (apart from muggles obv.) so I doubt your hopes of reality tearing magic is probably impossible....unless somebody can conjure a black hole? but then why would they when the entire planet would be destroyed....
User avatar #84 to #81 - jmmora (03/06/2014) [-]
by altering reality i mean something beyond our comprehension, like, almost every kind of magic could be explained with something like "molecular manipulation" or something of that sort, some real magic would be something so bizarre we wouldn't be able to even comprehend
User avatar #27 to #15 - inferuz (03/05/2014) [-]
What was that? k-on?
User avatar #30 to #15 - shunkahawolf (03/05/2014) [-]
well it is unblockable, unstoppable, and if it so much as grazes any part of you you are dead no matter what :/
User avatar #37 to #30 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
harry blocked it




three times
User avatar #61 to #37 - freebrainsforall (03/05/2014) [-]
I'd like to say that was explained at some point properly. I really would

In the end Dumbledore's just like "lol idk magic?"

Biggest mystery in the ******* series but heaven forbid there's actually a sane explanation for it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
i know why, harry and voldes wands were twined, they couldnt harm one another

the elder wand belonged to harry when volde used it so it was weakened against harry meaning harry could block it
User avatar #85 to #62 - shunkahawolf (03/06/2014) [-]
im sorry, i should have said that its unblockable and unstoppable except under extremely specific circumstances.
User avatar #63 to #62 - freebrainsforall (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah that was the ending. That made perfect sense.

I'm talking about when harry was a baby. The explanation for that was "the power of LOOOOOOOVE".
User avatar #86 to #63 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
volde killed his mother just before, which caused a horcrux, the horcrux latched on to the nearest thing, which was harry. so harry became part of voldemort, and by being part of himself volde could not kill him. because you cant kill a piece of yourself.
User avatar #87 to #86 - freebrainsforall (03/06/2014) [-]
I don't think that was it though, because there was some sort of magic force protecting harry from Voldemort that was somehow tied to his mothers blood, which is why Dumbledore had him raised with the Dursleys. What the hell was that then?

I distinctly recall that being the explanation for how harry survived.

It wouldn't make sense either, Voldemort doesn't create a horcrux every time he kills someone, just under specific conditions of the ritual. So why would killing harrys mom create a horcrux?
User avatar #88 to #87 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
no Voldemort thought it was a spell by harry s mum which meant he couldn't kill him, he didn't know he created a horcrux he just assumed that his mum did something.
#65 - zenet (03/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 - rjgnal ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
or you know, just wait until harry dies of old age and the prophecy is gone
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