Keep it to yourself. Found this on facebook, here's a joke if you don't like it: What's red, white and blue and goes around and around? A smurf in a blender.. I
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Keep it to yourself

Found this on facebook, here's a joke if you don't like it:

What's red, white and blue and goes around and around?

A smurf in a blender.

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Yeah Metallo, we ..
Keep it to yourself.
Because if we make him keep
his job it' s 8 hours less in the
day he' s trying to stop us.
Why, you think he" s less
he' s at
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Submitted: 10/06/2013
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#1 - johrny (10/06/2013) [-]
Probably Metallo's face
#3 - djdangle (10/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Ugh, I can't stand these obviously fake text convo screengrabs
#4 - munchyman ONLINE (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Need one of these after that description.
Need one of these after that description.
#15 - warioteam (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #22 - esmebuffay (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The whole point of Superman working at the paper is so he knows when stuff's happening right when it happens and he has an excuse to leave when something goes down, so his job doesn't keep him busy for eight hours.
#24 - angelious (10/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
actually in some incarnations of superman his outfit is made out of kryptonian cloth that is as durable as he is...so yeah when he is in his pyjamas he is less durable   
   
   
so metallo might be onto something
actually in some incarnations of superman his outfit is made out of kryptonian cloth that is as durable as he is...so yeah when he is in his pyjamas he is less durable


so metallo might be onto something
#44 - fini ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
if they are are texting each other about superman, that must mean that THEY ARE ALL REAL!! THIS PROVES IT !
User avatar #17 - enemyoftrn (10/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You know, why wouldn't superman just fly out to international waters, dig down to to the mantle, and search for a big hunka diamond? That way, if he cash in at a bank or something, he would have enough money for his civilian life.
User avatar #20 to #17 - nucularwar (10/07/2013) [-]
Because how would Clark Kent explain finding a huge ass diamond?
#11 - linktheherooftime (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm not going to call you out for not posting a source since you found it on facebook, but it really pisses me off when people crop it out.
textsfromsuperheroes.com/
User avatar #49 - rjgnal (10/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, he might be.
User avatar #9 - dehfurk (10/07/2013) [-]
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (10/12) Movie CLIP - Superman and Clark Kent (2004) HD This reminded me of the Kill Bill quote on Superman
#2 - chancevance (10/07/2013) [-]
If I am not mistaken early gen superman is actually stronger with his suit on.
#53 - walljumper (10/13/2013) [-]
Luthor has kryptonite right. He could do a surprise attack with some kryptonite.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/07/2013) [-]
and what are you going to do kill his family and friends? You think he's less bullet proof when he's pissed, or can't turn back time?
User avatar #6 - mrbuu (10/07/2013) [-]
and 8 hour work day is normal 9 hours. 1 hour lunch. granted superman could be superman during those times.
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