Karate training comes in handy.... Saw this while browsing the internet, thought i'd share. Euler planks‘. of wood two cinder 1, .. heh eheh, ahahah hhahaha hahahahahaha mwwahahahahhahHhHhHhAAA MWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA Karate
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#2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
heh eheh, ahahah hhahaha
hahahahahaha mwwahahahahhahHhHhHhAAA
MWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA
#6 to #2 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it

And I dare not log in to ask.
#7 to #6 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
jokexplain
#44 to #2 - stilljustanewfag (04/24/2014) [-]
Muh paint skills.
#57 to #2 - nought ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
obvious reference for those who don't get it
#73 to #2 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
2 bricks
2 bricks
#4 to #2 - tmgrskat (04/23/2014) [-]
You're a sick bastard.
I like that.
#8 to #2 - tailsx (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #12 to #8 - mrpotatofudge (04/23/2014) [-]
I believe hes trying to make it seem like the bricks and wood are a living evil entity
that or Josh has the perfect chance to rape her
User avatar #27 to #12 - warzon (04/23/2014) [-]
that too
User avatar #11 to #8 - samoaspider (04/23/2014) [-]
twin towers, 9/11
(took me a while to get it too)
#13 to #11 - tailsx (04/23/2014) [-]
Ooooh
#3 to #2 - twentytwelve (04/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - swagloon (04/23/2014) [-]
This kills the woman.
#43 to #1 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 28** lets do this
User avatar #22 - leonhardt (04/23/2014) [-]
The Dane Cook of martial arts.
#10 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
the only places you'll break boards is the mcdojos who give you a new belt every other week to get your mom to keep paying them.
User avatar #15 to #10 - nathanbiggs ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
You have no idea what you're talking about, and neither does the other anon.
#48 to #15 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
There are tons of people who get to a black belt in 2-3 years. Really, it should take at least 10.
User avatar #47 to #15 - cubicalpayload (04/24/2014) [-]
I've been doing Karate for 4 years now. Not once have I broken boards. Or been given the chance to.
User avatar #61 to #10 - notstill (04/24/2014) [-]
Sure if you're ignoring the fact that Karate is a great cardio exercise that helps both muscle development and reflexes, then yes, karate is useless.

Really though I don't do karate so I wouldn't know but it's not pointless.
#53 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
**sobono rolled image** MFW shes trapped
#69 - doktorschnabel (04/24/2014) [-]
**doktorschnabel rolled image** what I'm trapped under
User avatar #56 - mrjweezy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
wouldn't that just hurt more?
#55 - mytomanenbre (04/24/2014) [-]
*fapping intensifies*
#28 - darcandkharg (04/23/2014) [-]
Lyoto Machida begs to differ.
Lyoto Machida begs to differ.
User avatar #51 to #28 - vedomajkatrololol (04/24/2014) [-]
It funny cause that kick is Taekwondo, and 90% of what you see in UFC is MIXED martial arts and cant be credited to just one fighting style or art
User avatar #54 to #51 - darcandkharg (04/24/2014) [-]
Well duh, I know its MMA, They take a little of alot of things. Most fighters do usually have a base that they start from, Lyoto began with mainly Shotokan Karate from his father and the jumping front kick looks like the crane kick from Karate kid, which is why he brought him up.
User avatar #67 to #54 - commontroll (04/24/2014) [-]
It's just a jumping kick. If you're standing still and going to do a jump kick, you lift up one knee and kick with your jumping leg. It's not exclusive to any one style. Christ.

Source: I was in Tae Kwon Do for years, and have studied several types of Martial Arts.
User avatar #70 to #67 - darcandkharg (04/24/2014) [-]
Jumping Kick, okay got ya. I aint the one saying its from Tae Kwon Do or even said its from one specific place though, so...
User avatar #71 to #70 - commontroll (04/24/2014) [-]
You were saying it looks like a crane kick, I was just saying it's a general jumping forward/snap kick. If you're not running you pretty much have to lift the knee like that to get height. That's all I was saying.

The rest of my frustrations were at the guy saying it was TKD.
User avatar #72 to #71 - darcandkharg (04/24/2014) [-]
I see, I see, okay then.
#31 to #28 - fightexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
Lyoto Machida- about the only person to beautifully meld karate and muay thai/kickboxing into an effective fighting style. Excellent counter puncher because of it. Your pick on him vs. Weidman?
Lyoto Machida- about the only person to beautifully meld karate and muay thai/kickboxing into an effective fighting style. Excellent counter puncher because of it. Your pick on him vs. Weidman?
#32 to #31 - darcandkharg (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah man, his knees are beautiful, but even though I would like  him to win I see Weidman taking it. Weidman has some good reach and I doubt he will get frustrated and charge in like some people. Even though both fights ended weird in the Silva fights, the shots he did land he picked them well considering Silvas a counter striker as well.
Yeah man, his knees are beautiful, but even though I would like him to win I see Weidman taking it. Weidman has some good reach and I doubt he will get frustrated and charge in like some people. Even though both fights ended weird in the Silva fights, the shots he did land he picked them well considering Silvas a counter striker as well.
User avatar #76 to #32 - fightexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
I agree. Lot of people are listening to their hearts on Machida more than their brains. I see Weidman taking this pretty resoundingly.

Machida has recent losses to a wrestler in Phil Davis and a rangy striker in Jon Jones. Put those together and that is exactly Weidman. Plus, Chris never loses his composure and always comes with a solid game plan.

I wanted to see Machida vs. 2013 TRT Vitor :'(
Hated the TRT abuse, but now that it's gone, I'm kinda gonna miss him
User avatar #49 - frogie (04/24/2014) [-]
He wouldn't even be able to do that. the wood for Karate is specially treated so it is easier to break. Some radio station donated a ton of wood for a parade demo and none of the people could break the wood.
#19 - rundas (04/23/2014) [-]
So if he broke the board, one of the cinder blocks would fall on her face.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ohmygwad (04/23/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #26 to #19 - sladee (04/23/2014) [-]
2 birds 1 cinder block
#14 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
karate trains people to fight mostly the air and break wood, not fight actual people
User avatar #25 to #14 - cudlefish (04/23/2014) [-]
False, I do karate and I could probably beat the **** out of you.
User avatar #30 to #25 - jokerjack (04/23/2014) [-]
Gonna be that guy and pick an internet fight. No you could not. Karate and just about all traditional martial arts are pretty ******* useless in a fight
User avatar #63 to #30 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
It just depends on who's teaching it and exactly what you're learning.

If you're learning solely point-based sparring and forms/katas, then no. However, if you're doing a lot of conditioning, contact sparring, and grappling, then it's great. What you think of when think 'karate' is silly hollywood stuff. The focus in real karate / tae-kwon-do is pretty much 'Hey, all that stuff that's illegal in professional fighting? Yeah, do that in a real fight. Because it's illegal for a reason.'

It's worth nothing that MMA styles focus on things meant to be done barefoot, on a mat, against an equally sized opponent, 1-on-1, no weapons. Your chances of a real altercation happening that way are slim to none. Which means any strikes with your heel are more practical (shoes) and takedowns can't involve going to the ground with your opponent (since the ground is *hard* and a bad place to be if your opponent isn't alone.)

Don't get me wrong, there are some god-awful traditional martial arts schools that teach a lot of ******** . But REAL martial arts is about making your body stronger, doing whatever keeps your ass alive in a fight, and preparing for all situations. And that's the stuff you don't see on T.V. or talk about when referring to MMA, because training how to spear someone in the neck with your fingertips, effectively strike the groin, and bust someone's knee with the heel of your shoe--none of that's relevant in the MMA because it's all illegal, and none of that's relevant for hollywood because they want to display the flashy stuff.
User avatar #39 to #30 - cudlefish (04/24/2014) [-]
and if you still don't think I've proved my point, watch this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EqrKy1d0sM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MBpLHl6EU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obALrYtuLag

For future reference you shouldn't argue with someone far more educated on the topic.
User avatar #62 to #39 - thenewgizmobox (04/24/2014) [-]
well geez, you'd think someone who's so obviously well practiced in karate would take a page from their philosophies too and not be such an aggressive pile of douche but yeah, here we are.
User avatar #74 to #39 - jokerjack (04/24/2014) [-]
Guy below me answered everything correctly
User avatar #68 to #39 - Kulthozuer (04/24/2014) [-]
Speaking from someone who has done martial arts my whole life 2/3 of those videos are evidence that probably prove the opposite of your point.
1. He is obviously very well trained and has been doing this a long time, he immediately strikes him in the collar bone and probably break it.
2. Ridiculous spin kicks look cool but are hardly ever useful in a real fight. They are hard to aim, take a very long time and leave you very open. Having that said its a fight between two kids he is probably just showing off and he was successful good for him.
3. This has got to be the most cringe worthy video I have ever seen. He practically presents his knees to be broken by taking a very solid and incorrect stance while in range of his enemy. I mean the amount of time for the go to lift his foot and step down on his knee is far less time that it would take that guy to unbend his knees and lift his foot to move. The ONLY time you would use a stance where you are very heavy like that is when you are wrestling or someone is actively trying to pick you up and even then I wouldn't go that dramatic. He swings his arms around clumsily most of the punches he throws are not even dodged at all his simply misses which means he doesn't know the first thing about punching. It is obvious that he is used to punching at pads held to the side of someones head because his first 4 or so punches are aimed at where those pads would be. I mean the attacked is moving towards him as he punches and his punches aren't even going far enough to connect with his head. He flails and managed to hit the guy.

If you fight like the third guy I know some 12 year old that would beat you up.

I know this doesn't mean much from someone on the internet but real martial arts is not about hurting people. The last two videos the obvious choice was to avoid altercation neither were attacked they assumed fighting stances when approached like assholes. They will probably pick a fight with someone with a knife one day.
User avatar #59 to #39 - kinginyellow (04/24/2014) [-]
Ok for the most part I don't see how Karate would make any more of a difference than just having good reflexes, the first one is literally one hit. Second, these are idiots they're fighting, just flailing their arms hoping for results. Show me someone using JUST karate to fight off a real fighter, and I'll believe something

And for the record, I believe other martial arts are useful for offense, but Karate is mostly self defense and done in controlled environments too often to really train people. Especially in a street fight where you can't rely on someone fighting dirty, I'd rather have Muay Thai training than karate.
User avatar #38 to #30 - cudlefish (04/24/2014) [-]
And plus BJJ is a traditional martial arts and it's the most widely used martial art in the mma. Judo is used a ton and it's also traditional. Anderson Silva has done Karate and Taekwondo. It proves you're a retard if you say they're useless.
User avatar #37 to #30 - cudlefish (04/24/2014) [-]
And traditional martial arts are very useful, but a retard like you doesn't know how to use them, nor do you understand anything about fighting or martial arts.
User avatar #36 to #30 - cudlefish (04/24/2014) [-]
That's such ******** , I've been in multiple fights and won all but one. I wasn't picking I fight btw, I was just making my point. Btw I've done Karate, Krav Maga, and I wrestle., so I'm pretty sure I can handle my self in a fight.
User avatar #33 to #30 - dragondubobski (04/24/2014) [-]
>pretty ******* useless IRL
That depends very much on what it is, how far you get, and how big you are. Back before I filled out more Some guy about my size tried to take my sandvich by force. He never stood a chance. Now that I'm big there isn't anyone who could take my tasty sandvich without some sort of training because anyone bigger than me is uncoordinated as **** , and anyone smaller than me is smaller than me.
User avatar #34 to #33 - jokerjack (04/24/2014) [-]
It comes down to more your size than any sort of training then. I'd bet you would lose to any decent boxer or wrestler even with a 40 pound advantage. Much less someone with actual training for a fight
User avatar #75 to #41 - jokerjack (04/24/2014) [-]
I was stating that in the above opinion, being bigger than everyone was likely a better reason that he felt he couldn't be messed with.

And your video shows that a modern fighter, cross trained in kickboxing, muay thai, wrestling, and Brazilian jiu jitsu, can overcome a serious size disadvantage. Not some strip mall karate kid

And from above statements, we had a bit of a misunderstanding that was my fault for not making clear. When I said "just about all traditional marts arts" being useless, I was literally excluding only Bjj and Judo. Those grappling arts, as opposed to the ******** forms on air, are the ones that have proven their effectiveness.
User avatar #40 to #34 - cudlefish (04/24/2014) [-]
False, again.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dragondubobski (04/24/2014) [-]
I cant really disagree because I have never tried to fight anyone, especially that much smaller than me, but I find it very unlikely that a boxer who has no experience with breaking or making holds, or a wrestler, who has no experience in causing much pain outside of a hold, would stand much of a chance against a person their own size trained in the right martial art style
User avatar #58 to #25 - kinginyellow (04/24/2014) [-]
Karate is self defense, not really an offensive martial art...just saying
User avatar #66 to #58 - commontroll (04/24/2014) [-]
It's more of an offense capable martial art than a lot of them. But ultimately every martial art style can be used for attacking and defending. Muay Thai can be used as self defense so long as you're defending yourself, and defending yourself can oftentimes mean taking the offense after they attacked you.
User avatar #16 to #14 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Then you have never done karate properly
User avatar #60 to #16 - kinginyellow (04/24/2014) [-]
Also depends what you're taught, too many people get the money making scheme sort of dojo that charges you to demonstrate a few flips and tosses that rely heavily on the other person being almost completely still and call it karate. I watched one of those and it was so cringeworthy
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#65 - jandersoninbbb (04/24/2014) [-]
one of the blocks would fall onto her face!
User avatar #64 - monstrumologist (04/24/2014) [-]
that would hurt more though. And wouldn't chopping the wooden planks somehow cause the blocks to tip over and slide/fall onto her face?
User avatar #50 - WheresMyAccount (04/24/2014) [-]
>tell female to move arm out of the way
>tip that **** on its side
User avatar #52 to #50 - feelythefeel (04/24/2014) [-]
But where's the fun in that?
User avatar #42 - marinepenguin (04/24/2014) [-]
How does a person get into a situation like that?
User avatar #45 to #42 - catburglarpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
Science.
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#9 - nmariokart (04/23/2014) [-]
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#5 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
jokexplain
#21 to #5 - imagebandetector (04/23/2014) [-]
The comic is saying that Karate only teaches you how to break planks of wood with your hands or feet rather than how to actually defend yourself in a fight, which is only true if you go to a ****** dojo.
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