Kappa. . A giraffe' s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only, think about yourself.. I'm sorry, I will check my coffee drinking privilege trololo
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#12 - orangadink ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm a drimosexual quintuple amputee giraffes throat and this is very offensive   
#coffee-archy   
#yesallanimalsesophagus's   
#boilingdrinkculture   
#HAEL
I'm a drimosexual quintuple amputee giraffes throat and this is very offensive
#coffee-archy
#yesallanimalsesophagus's
#boilingdrinkculture
#HAEL
#14 to #12 - justakewldewd (08/28/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where the original video for this is? I feel like having a laugh.
User avatar #54 to #15 - kamikazikraut (08/28/2014) [-]
The comments!!!

"All this bitch needs is a good hard *********** to sort her out. Tie her up, stick a ball gag in her mouth, then bend her over the kitchen counter and **** her asshole until it bleeds."

Her address:
10 Reid Dr
Mississauga, Ontario L5M 2A7
#26 to #15 - tjilaz (08/28/2014) [-]
duuude
User avatar #55 to #12 - kamikazikraut (08/28/2014) [-]
Her address:
10 Reid Dr
Mississauga, Ontario L5M 2A7 
#53 to #12 - alphadolan ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I'd rape that   
   
 just like society
I'd rape that

just like society
#21 to #12 - lmOldGreg (08/28/2014) [-]
I feel the urge to violently face **** this woman.
User avatar #24 to #21 - gibroner (08/28/2014) [-]
if you do please use a knife
#22 to #21 - anon (08/28/2014) [-]
Why would you touch it with your dick
User avatar #50 to #21 - everheat ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
She looks like she'd bite your dick right off.
#1 - stalini ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I will check my coffee drinking privilege
#4 to #1 - hashtagopinion (08/27/2014) [-]
#HOTcoffeeDrinkingPrivilege
#6 to #4 - stalini ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
s-sorry
User avatar #7 to #6 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i'm offended by your obvious discrimination against hot beverages #freedomforhotdrinks
#8 to #7 - stalini ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I actually identify as a coffee myself.
User avatar #9 to #8 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Cultural appropriation
#10 to #9 - stalini ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
that does not work on coffees.
#18 to #10 - butplug (08/28/2014) [-]
MY GOD! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY IT DOESN'T WORK! AS A SELF IDENTIFYING CAPPUCCINO MOCHA I AM COMPLETELY OFFENDED! YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME AND CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING MY WAY OF LIFE! CHECK YOUR HOT COFFEE DRINKING PRIVILEGE YOU WHITE CIS LATTE!
#30 to #18 - boomerpyro (08/28/2014) [-]
****		, did i miss it? is this immortalized content yet?
**** , did i miss it? is this immortalized content yet?
#33 to #30 - penner (08/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #32 to #9 - fullosprey (08/28/2014) [-]
#NotAllHotBeverages
#17 - recovering (08/28/2014) [-]
Meanwhile this is total ******** .

A giraffe's body temperature averages at (meaning it is sometimes even HIGHER THAN) 105 degrees Fahrenheit.

Sorry, that coffee won't be cold in the slightest.
#2 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm a transspecie giraffe and i've been discriminated against many times
I'm a transspecie giraffe and i've been discriminated against many times
#56 to #2 - cplkoeksuster (08/28/2014) [-]
I just feel bad for her.
User avatar #63 to #56 - cdmin (08/28/2014) [-]
well, if a 7 year old trys to drive a car and fails, i feel bad for him because he is 7 years old and maybe didnt know that he was unable to drive a car. but she is old enough to see that she is unable to perform someting like that with her body.
#66 to #63 - cplkoeksuster (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm assuming she was able to do it in practices, I mean why would you perform on a stage in front of a camera if you knew this **** would happen?
#3 to #2 - hashtagopinion (08/27/2014) [-]
#MoreLikeHippo
User avatar #11 to #3 - santamansan (08/27/2014) [-]
#MoreLikeLandWhale
#27 - thismustbeseen (08/28/2014) [-]
Giraffes don't drink coffee. Ever think about that? Huh? Stupid question asker...
User avatar #19 - britexplain (08/28/2014) [-]
No it wouldn't, the internal temperature of a giraffe would keep it at a warmish temperature.
User avatar #20 - picamix (08/28/2014) [-]
i dont know what coffee you drink, but im sure it doesnt go from boiling hot to cold in a matter of seconds
User avatar #29 - mrgrande (08/28/2014) [-]
A giraffe can actually die from vomititng, think about it
#37 to #29 - anon (08/28/2014) [-]
Guess I'm not allowed to vomit now because it might offend some giraffe, or long neck african tribe chick. I'm tire of this stuff.
#42 - anon (08/28/2014) [-]
#25 - kanatana (08/28/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** No, it would be like 98 degrees (or whatever the **** a giraffe's internal temperature is, I don't know that **** and I'm too lazy to look it up) which is just about the perfect sipping temperature for a cup of coffee, ya poozer.
User avatar #31 to #25 - thesteenge (08/28/2014) [-]
98 degrees Celsius is pretty ******* hot if you ask me.
Ever think about countries that don't use Fahrenheit?
No. you only think about yourself.
User avatar #34 to #31 - kanatana (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, I happen to like my coffee at two degrees below boiling temperature, so it's all the same to me. Basically, if coffee is between the internal temperature of a giraffe and boiling water, I'm perfectly cool with it.
#13 - chuffberry (08/28/2014) [-]
did you know that giraffes sleep about 2 hours a day spaced out in about 10 minute intervals? they don't need any cold throat coffee. they can power nap.
did you know that giraffes sleep about 2 hours a day spaced out in about 10 minute intervals? they don't need any cold throat coffee. they can power nap.
User avatar #39 - afaik (08/28/2014) [-]
I am sorry, but:
What
the ****
is "Kappa"?

I see it said freaking everywhere
#59 to #39 - wetharmonica (08/28/2014) [-]
Eh, a water creature of Japanese myth, but somehow I don't think that has to do with anything...

pic related
User avatar #64 to #59 - pookahootycreeks (08/28/2014) [-]
Dat touhou.
User avatar #40 to #39 - narcotangentetwo (08/28/2014) [-]
Thank me later Kappa www.twitch.tv/
User avatar #41 to #40 - afaik (08/28/2014) [-]
I know of twitch, but what does that have to do with the "kappa" thing?
User avatar #44 to #43 - afaik (08/28/2014) [-]
Ooooh, that ******* thing.

Who is it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - holeymoley (08/28/2014) [-]
Twitch used to have an employee named Josh Kappa back when it was Justin.tv
User avatar #46 to #45 - afaik (08/28/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you sir.
User avatar #47 to #46 - holeymoley (08/28/2014) [-]
no problem
#65 to #44 - dross (08/28/2014) [-]
It's (generally) used for sarcasm. I mean unless you're spammin' it going for serious KPM (kappa per minute) and then you're just being silly.

People QQ like **** about it, I just see it as back when 'lol' or 'kek' or 'lel' or 'MFW' were new and people went emo as **** cos they were spammed by people who don't know what they're on about. Doesn't bother me.
User avatar #60 to #44 - wtfduud (08/28/2014) [-]
Kappa......
#5 - hashtagopinion (08/27/2014) [-]
#LuckyCunts
#IPreferIcedCoffee
User avatar #67 - Crusader (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes, because a giraffes neck isn't totally filled with blood vessels, keeping the liquid warm as it goes through, now does it?
User avatar #62 - cdmin (08/28/2014) [-]
GreyFace
User avatar #52 - tehweave (08/28/2014) [-]
Genuine laugh. Did not expect that.
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