Kaijew. turtle i think.. alligator snapping turtle second strongest bite in the animal kingdom Food
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#5 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
alligator snapping turtle
second strongest bite in the animal kingdom
User avatar #8 to #5 - mrshrapnel (05/14/2014) [-]
For its size i take it?
User avatar #9 to #8 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
niet, only one type of crockodile has a stronger bite, but i can't remember which one.
User avatar #32 to #9 - whatsgoodyo (05/14/2014) [-]
There are other animals with stronger bite forces. The wolverine for example. And I'm not talking about Hugh Jackman
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrshrapnel (05/14/2014) [-]
Properly the saltwater croc, either way im off to research the subject.
snapping turtle looks pretty ******* metal though.
User avatar #11 to #10 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
they are indeed pretty ******* metal
User avatar #62 to #5 - rockmanfan ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
what has the strongest?
User avatar #63 to #62 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
the nile-crockodile if i remember correctly
User avatar #66 to #63 - Visual (05/15/2014) [-]
I thought it was the Great White Shark?
User avatar #67 to #66 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
sharks don't have great biting strenght (compared to other animals) because their mouths are made for ripping flesh off prey rather than crushing or chopping off parts.
crockodiles have incredibly strong jaws, because they rely on their jaws to hold onto large mammals as they drag them into the water and drown them.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Visual (05/15/2014) [-]
Nevermind, did a quick Google search and the Nile Crocodile isn't the strongest, it's the Saltwater Crocodile.
User avatar #69 to #68 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
ah aight
i learned this like 5 years ago, just remembered wrong.
#6 to #5 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
Alligator snapping turtle eats watermelon! nom
User avatar #19 to #6 - crowdpleazer (05/14/2014) [-]
anon thank you for posting the video, but wow there are a lot of idiots in the comments there.
User avatar #88 to #19 - goldenrodent (05/15/2014) [-]
what were you expecting from a youtube channel named "Bieber Fan Girl Wants To Marry Justin"
User avatar #24 to #6 - ieatbengay (05/14/2014) [-]
the comment section is cringe worthy as ****
User avatar #48 to #6 - propanex ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
******* youtube comments lol.

"poor turtle, I cryed"
User avatar #15 to #5 - lean (05/14/2014) [-]
It's about 11th in the animal kingdom, but number 1 in the no teeth division, bite strength at just over 1000 psi
#43 - jakeydesu (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm surprised that no one has done this yet
#27 - chancevance (05/14/2014) [-]
These ******* are not scared of you one tiny bit and have a bite like you wouldn't ******* believe.

Keep away, and don't ******* swim in murky ass water in the South.

(I'm from Texas). Went with my family to Guadalupe river to tube as a kid and watch them drink beer, I wanted to swim and ironically enough they kept calling me turtle. Then after the day was almost over and I was pushing a couple drunk old farts towards the shore(While swimming) one of these ******* grabbed my ankle, I thought he bit it off, and dragged me under for a good few seconds. Then he realized he couldn't eat me and let me go, thankfully I don't even have a scar, but that's only because he bit it from the side, if you let the ******* they will bite your goddamn head off.

Sorry for long post, these things scare the **** out of any Southerner, look at that dudes face for proof.
User avatar #82 to #27 - srslyjakecease (05/15/2014) [-]
We have much smaller snappers here in East Tennessee... (Thank god)
#83 to #27 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
seeing as I've seen one of those ***** just completely tear apart a small alligator yeah don't **** with them they are the only animals that i'll never mess with besides hogs **** alligator turtles bastards are meaner than my Ma
User avatar #39 to #27 - coconuthat (05/14/2014) [-]
I know what you mean! Fortunately where im at in Texas the ******* aren't anywhere near. though my nephew got bit by a small one. He has a scar now on the inside of his thigh. He was sitting down when it swam up and bit him. **** those turtles.
#21 - eddymolly (05/14/2014) [-]
Kill it with punches!
Kill it with punches!
#17 - animania (05/14/2014) [-]
i have been waiting so long to use this
i have been waiting so long to use this
#44 to #38 - lirfy (05/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #38 - otherothersparker (05/15/2014) [-]
JAEGER BOMBASTIC
#16 - doctorfamp (05/14/2014) [-]
why, God?
#49 to #16 - nonanonnon (05/15/2014) [-]
Mama Mia!
#41 - nemesisapoc (05/14/2014) [-]
Looks like Gamera to me.
Looks like Gamera to me.
#59 - eezo (05/15/2014) [-]
[X] ALL THE MISSILES
[X] ALL THE MISSILES
#51 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** huuuuge
**anonymous rolled image** huuuuge
User avatar #77 to #51 - stealingbikes (05/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** . Autistic fat boy neckbeard strength
#71 - raexe (05/15/2014) [-]
"Kaijew"
#70 - Killveous (05/15/2014) [-]
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#50 - payseht (05/15/2014) [-]
guise im scared
User avatar #40 - SAWgunner (05/14/2014) [-]
Who the **** said dinosaurs are extinct?
Look at that mother ****** and tell me he's not a dinosaur
User avatar #54 to #40 - bjerneironbeard (05/15/2014) [-]
It's a ************* alligator sapping turtle, calm your **** . And the only still living descendants of dinosaurs are birds.
User avatar #86 to #54 - SAWgunner (05/15/2014) [-]
Awww you're so cute
User avatar #47 to #40 - egosumproxi (05/15/2014) [-]
I looked at it and it's not a dinosaur...
#60 to #40 - doctorprofessornv (05/15/2014) [-]
It's a snapping turtle, not a dinosaur
do you even paleontology bro?
User avatar #87 to #60 - SAWgunner (05/15/2014) [-]
No :'( no I don't.
And I'm tell you, that guy looks like a dinosaur
User avatar #12 - adu (05/14/2014) [-]
That thing is no joke. Careful where you place your fingers, lest you be forced to masturbate with your wrists for the rest of your life.
User avatar #26 - britishtroll (05/14/2014) [-]
That would be an Alligator Snapping Turtle if I am not mistaken, one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom, pretty sure it can use its jaw cut or break with a force of atleast 1000 PSI so can easily amputate fingers, even without teeth.
#58 - megaicemario (05/15/2014) [-]
slash is that you?
#18 - chaossniper (05/14/2014) [-]
looks like my favorite bayblade
draciel was op
User avatar #20 to #18 - tarnis (05/14/2014) [-]
***** pretty gay dude.
User avatar #23 to #20 - chaossniper (05/14/2014) [-]
1st season was good enough to be watched
#31 to #23 - slend (05/14/2014) [-]
It was pretty cool back in the day.
User avatar #84 - yowutis (05/15/2014) [-]
******* Gamera.
User avatar #57 - pivotmasterdm (05/15/2014) [-]
B-bowser?
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