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KAFacts: Animals

KAFacts: Animals. I am so grateful that these compilations have turned out to be so successful. Here's my fourth compilation. Feel free to send in a suggestion

I am so grateful that these compilations have turned out to be so successful. Here's my fourth compilation.
Feel free to send in a suggestion for my next topic. I don't exactly have the next compilation planned out yet.
#3 - Actors: /KAFacts+Actors/funny-pictures/5137054/
#2 - Tech: /KAFacts+Tech/funny-pictures/5136620/
#1 - Manly Men: /Kickass+Facts+Manly+Men/funny-pictures/5135693/

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#217 - tiles ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
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My fifth compilation is up! This one is about strange older facts and what not.   
www.funnyjunk.com/KAFacts+Strange+History/funny-pictures/5139129   
   
Also, I'm going to be taking a bit of a break after this one. In the meantime, gimme some suggestions and stuff.
My fifth compilation is up! This one is about strange older facts and what not.
www.funnyjunk.com/KAFacts+Strange+History/funny-pictures/5139129

Also, I'm going to be taking a bit of a break after this one. In the meantime, gimme some suggestions and stuff.
#17 - eddio (05/12/2014) [-]
Right off the bat my reserve of wats has been expended.
#5 - nerduin ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
orang utan sex slave?
#244 to #5 - trago (05/13/2014) [-]
Frankie Boyle on Animals - Mock the Week - BBC Two Reminds me of this
#274 to #5 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
#121 to #5 - rdobet (05/13/2014) [-]
Well, they don't have to pay it **** or anything, and, if you've seen the average prostitute, the Orangutan is likely less ugly. Prostitutes are hideous as **** 99% of the time. They look like your standard addict and weigh 80 - 300 pounds I don't get how prostitution survives, but then I think about the guys who are hideous as **** as well.
User avatar #266 to #121 - jebuss (05/13/2014) [-]
SO guys like you then?
#149 to #5 - pendeja (05/13/2014) [-]
a shaven orang utan sex slave
#63 to #5 - zzuit (05/12/2014) [-]
for you
#69 to #5 - supercookieduster (05/13/2014) [-]
id rather not
#16 to #5 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
*yo mama joke*
*turn on heel*
*asians = mindreader*
*later suckers*
*leave*
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User avatar #71 to #5 - alexkarino (05/13/2014) [-]
When you really think about it, it does make some sense.

1. Won't fight back.
2. Doesn't complain.
3. Requires less food/water/attention.
4. Less of a jail sentence if convicted.
#87 to #71 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
Also the fact that i would pay NOT to do that with an oragatang
User avatar #150 to #71 - plasticcup ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Yea but like what if you piss it off,

that thing can rip your Dick arms off in not time.

User avatar #220 to #71 - angelious (05/13/2014) [-]
"wont fight back"



dude you ever seen what an angry orangutan can DO to a person?


its not pretty
#76 to #5 - orionthegreat (05/13/2014) [-]
I read about it. Apparently there was shaved female orangutan being kept in a brothel in Borneo, as they said it was. The people there were so adamant about keeping their little **** toy that the police had to come in with ak-47's to get it. The thing was chained to a wall, and when someone entered it would, "assume the position." I think I remember the article saying that the orangutan had such a look of sadness and defeat on its face.
#170 to #76 - funnychunk (05/13/2014) [-]
I've seen it. I've seen actual footage of that.

I'm not going to search for it and I would not recommend anyone to do so.

You know how sometimes people say that they can't unsee things? Like how that Resident Evil Logo looks like a woman giving a giraffe head?

Well that footage of that ape is something you really can not unsee.
I can't even describe it. Don't look it up.
I lost part of myself that day..
User avatar #173 to #170 - daentraya (05/13/2014) [-]
I may just curb my curiosity this once.. At least no one has made it easy for me to search for
User avatar #230 to #170 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/13/2014) [-]
"Last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet ***** . Only a monkey can show you that love and tenderness"- Dave Chappel

I can't find it. I will look for it later when I have more time.
#228 to #224 - funnychunk (05/13/2014) [-]
If you want to look it up: Fine.

I'm not going to search for it.
It was a documentary on animal abuse and the rescue of said abused animals. I've seen it like two years ago in the middle of the night on German television.
I remember some scenes about a private zoo someone had in his backyard with animals in tiny cages and such. And then there was the Orang-Utan.

Search for it if you want; I have warned you.
#257 to #76 - ohhh ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Some 			*******		 people...
Some ******* people...
User avatar #245 to #70 - applesdontpee (05/13/2014) [-]
**customers
User avatar #116 - I Am Monkey (05/13/2014) [-]
You've been accused of being a housecat; how do you plead?
Woof
Take him away!
#250 to #116 - pandemoniumcrisis (05/13/2014) [-]
Dog: I demand a trial by combat!
User avatar #24 - kanadetenshi (05/12/2014) [-]
Common misconception, shark teeth are actually made out of placoid scales just like their skin are, but placoid scales aren't technically scales but rather modified teeth as they are structurally homologous with vertebrate teeth. So basically shark teeth are just larger versions of their skin which are modified teeth.
#25 to #24 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
or maybe teeth are just modified scales.
I think scales existed before teeth, although I don't know for sure.
User avatar #100 to #24 - IamWhoIam (05/13/2014) [-]
Just like how Cow utters are modified sweat glands that produce milk.
#139 to #100 - daemascus (05/13/2014) [-]
all nipples are
#142 to #24 - daemascus (05/13/2014) [-]
don't they also funnel all the water towards their tails so they can swim efficiently without the viscosity of mucus? I think they are called dermal denticles or something. Also they have whiskers on their chins called something-or-another of lorenzini that allow them to detect magnetic fields and electricity.
User avatar #152 to #142 - zwartbr (05/13/2014) [-]
I'm not so sure about the denticles, but the detectors for electricity is called the ampullae of lorenzini. It's not really located where their 'chin' would be, but more lateral.
#50 to #24 - kingpongthedon (05/12/2014) [-]
You're telling me a shark is literally covered in teeth? Gotta say, if it were any other animal I'd call ******** , but it only seems logical for sharks.
#56 - kylefromabove (05/12/2014) [-]
That dog one though. What if he thought the grenade was a ball and he was bringing it back...
That dog one though. What if he thought the grenade was a ball and he was bringing it back...
#176 to #56 - tbagbandit (05/13/2014) [-]
MFW reading that part
MFW reading that part
#235 to #56 - limb (05/13/2014) [-]
"Fetch this dog!   ...OH 			****		."
"Fetch this dog! ...OH **** ."
#14 - outerfiend (05/12/2014) [-]
God 			*******		 dammit Australia.
God ******* dammit Australia.
#133 - zombiepipboy (05/13/2014) [-]
meanwhile on the islands of the Indian and Pacific oceans
#194 to #133 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #146 to #133 - adunsaveme (05/13/2014) [-]
**** reminds me of the Dark Tower
#213 to #133 - venomthc (05/13/2014) [-]
As seen before. CRAAAABBB BATTLE!!!!!!
User avatar #136 to #133 - theugandanhero (05/13/2014) [-]
*Path of Exile starting area
#15 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
Bringing yet another meaning to the term "Midnight Orangutan"
#64 - benschien (05/13/2014) [-]
one example where the group naming of an animal definitely makes sense
User avatar #240 to #64 - MasterL (05/13/2014) [-]
From wikipedia:
"Adult coconut crabs feed on fruits, nuts, seeds, and the pith of fallen trees, but will eat carrion and other organic matter opportunistically. The species is popularly associated with the coconut, and has been widely reported to climb trees to pick coconuts, which it then opens to eat the flesh. While coconut crabs can climb trees, and can eventually open a coconut collectively, coconuts are not a significant part of their diet."
So the name is not entirely random. The banana spider however... (it exists, google it)
User avatar #134 to #64 - anniethreeone (05/13/2014) [-]
Well, when they say "devouring chickens" they mean already dead carcasses (carrion), as they are primarily plant eaters, and only eat carrion when necessary.
User avatar #120 to #64 - deadmuerto (05/13/2014) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled comment #1347523 ** :
NO! No tentacles.
User avatar #23 - cammyT (05/12/2014) [-]
why dos that coconut crab have a burger ass?
#29 to #23 - auryn (05/12/2014) [-]
He has assburger's syndrome.
#31 to #29 - auryn (05/12/2014) [-]
Not always as bad as it sounds, may I add.
User avatar #99 to #31 - assdoreponyfucker (05/13/2014) [-]
dafuq
User avatar #200 to #31 - adplum (05/13/2014) [-]
b&
User avatar #258 to #31 - ohhh ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
To fap, or not to fap. I'd eat her out.
#95 to #29 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 - kokkoderrisch (05/12/2014) [-]
Great content as always.
Keep it up!
User avatar #172 to #8 - landartheconqueror (05/13/2014) [-]
there is waaay too much going on in that picture
#123 to #8 - xelx ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
dude wat
#158 to #8 - androiddxx (05/13/2014) [-]
I can do better.

I'm so sorry.


Not really.
#248 to #158 - reekballs (05/13/2014) [-]
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
#47 to #8 - iridium (05/12/2014) [-]
That picture disturbs me in more ways than I can count
#101 - youngrichninjah (05/13/2014) [-]
chek urself befur u shrek urself
#34 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
******* crows are scary and awesome.

>mfw I see a murder at night.
#138 - anniethreeone (05/13/2014) [-]
"Coconut crab: Adult coconut crabs feed on fruits, nuts, seeds, and the pith of fallen trees, but will eat carrion and other organic matter opportunistically."

They don't kill chickens and cats, they eat already-dead carcasses, and only when necessary.

Also, their butts are shaped like burgers.
User avatar #59 to #44 - thesimonved (05/12/2014) [-]
This! This is just sad
#51 to #44 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**mf 35 police
#20 - spagete (05/12/2014) [-]
shaved orangutan that is used like a sex slave
shaved orangutan that is used like a sex slave
User avatar #225 - imagnetsux ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
"lol, it's a sex slave, go for it"
"dude this is an orangutan"
"i know lol"
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