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#7 - geese (10/09/2015) [-]

could be worse

#67 to #7 - jacodpwns (10/10/2015) [-]

#64 to #7 - lororl (10/10/2015) [-]

Oh god why

#57 to #7 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]

Seriously people...

#14 to #7 - captainfuckitall (10/09/2015) [-]

Jesus christ.

#61 to #7 - creamgravy (10/10/2015) [-]

+18

#21 to #7 - catfacts (10/09/2015) [-]

I wish I had not read that...

+16

#31 to #7 - coolfuzzy (10/09/2015) [-]

>he starts to finger the doe
I am not reading this any further

+15

#32 to #31 - geese (10/09/2015) [-]

it gets sexier

#34 to #32 - coolfuzzy (10/09/2015) [-]

The sexiness of this green text is far from the issue at hand

#48 to #7 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

+15

#50 to #7 - semiprogravy (10/09/2015) [-]

+22

#20 to #7 - kwag (10/09/2015) [-]

The 4-Wheeler part

+13

#37 to #7 - asotil (10/09/2015) [-]

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#8 to #7 - TheAlbinoRhino (10/09/2015) [-]

MFW reading this thread

+120

#4 - Strictlyrude (10/09/2015) [-]

>What was the daughter wearing
>HOW OLD WAS THE DAUGHTER

fukin 4chin

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#10 - europe (10/09/2015) [-]

>fires a gun in anger
This is the exact reason why people are against guns in the first place

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#26 to #10 - zenler (10/09/2015) [-]

he didn't aim it at the daughter or the neigbour tho

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#30 to #26 - rohedje (10/09/2015) [-]

Pretending to shoot somebody's pet with an armed gun is not smart by any means. Plus, infront of lil kid who was probably playing with or watching after that pet. **** like this can easily traumatise poor girl.

Now, Im not saying that "this is the reason why we should ban gunz", but, hell, guns distribution should be more selective than it is right now.

+30

#35 to #30 - phawsy (10/09/2015) [-]

He didnt pretend

+15

#47 to #26 - europe (10/09/2015) [-]

....and murdering pets is perfectly fine? What the ****

-19

#33 to #10 - talpss (10/09/2015) [-]

Well then maybe he would have used his pocket knife on the woman. Is that really much better?

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#40 to #33 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

lemme put it this way
If you can't control yourself when you get angry, you should never even own a gun, let alone CC one. Ever.

#62 to #40 - cabbagemayhem (10/10/2015) [-]

You're all thinking about this all wrong. Anyone who draws a firearm is much more likely to be shot and killed. He got lucky this time, but he gave every bystander the legal right to remove his genes from the gene pool. A selfless act like that deserves no repugnance, nor is reason to place unnecessary and useless restrictions on the gamut of firearms owners.

#41 to #40 - talpss (10/09/2015) [-]

Oh yea, I agree with you, but this is a ****** reason to be for gun control. **** like this is gonna happen regardless of weapon, motive, or scenario. Period.

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#42 to #41 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

Well, any glance at crime statistics will confirm that. I guess I was just saying this guy is an idiot.

#43 to #42 - talpss (10/09/2015) [-]

Hell yes he was. But if he had used a knife, would you say that we should ban knives? No, of course not, because it doesn't make any sense.

#44 to #43 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

Well, I'm actually against gun control, so this is a tad awkward. It's just that people like this who are too stupid to use guns responsibly piss me off more than most, considering how much more difficult they make it for people who want to have the freedom to own weapons without absurd amounts of regulation.

#45 to #44 - talpss (10/09/2015) [-]

Yea, they never talk about the vast majority of people who actually use them correctly, only the few thousand(s) (if there are that many) mistakes, stupid uses, and crimes guns have been used for even though even ten thousand out of millions is a tiny majority.

#54 to #33 - sirformidio (10/09/2015) [-]

Here's the thing, yeah
This person is not a person who should be allowed to own a firearm because you can easily pick up a gun, point it at some unsuspecting person or pet, and kill them outright without so much as a warning. In fact, you can do it in seconds.
The gun doesn't cause crime, but if you're going to say that it somehow doesn't make the crime any ******* easier, you're a tit.
This person isn't even a person that should be allowed to function without some kind of medication that he would kill what is effectively an innocent bystander without so much as a second thought.
no, **** that, that he would point a gun in malice ANYWHERE NEAR A CHILD.
I wouldn't feel the slightest twinge of guilt or remorse if this man was not only arrested, but lobotomized or some **** . ******* retarded.

#46 to #33 - europe (10/09/2015) [-]

AHAHAHA as if

#55 to #10 - rainbowrush ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

I don't believe a person like this would shoot a person in anger, just by experience of how people react. I could be wrong, though.

#65 to #55 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]

I duno man.
He showed a disturbing lack of empathy for that cat.
Most serial killers start out by hurting animals.
The fact he's capable of taking a life for such a small reason is kinda a good reason to not let him have a weapon.
Burst of anger like that aren't healthy, with how the story was described it sounded like he was shooting pretty close to the little girl too, could gone real wrong.

#51 to #10 - dangler ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

>thinking this is true

#56 to #10 - walmartysnextghost (10/09/2015) [-]

this is also maximum **** that didn't happen so there's that

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#5 - masterofmods ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

This is the kind of unstable person that ends up being used as an example for gun control.

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#2 - itsgnar (10/09/2015) [-]

He seemed like such a normal, cool dude until he shot the cat.

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#24 - kylejburke ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

something tells me it wasn't just his brother who was autistic.

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#9 - didactus (10/09/2015) [-]

That guy who tried to predict this story by citing older gold nugget greentexts.
aah /k/ I can never stop loving you.

+31

#1 - Saywhaaaa (10/09/2015) [-]

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#3 - dannymaff (10/09/2015) [-]

Anon's Face Right now

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#13 - metalheadtildeath ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

see, thaaaat's the kind of folks that don't need guns. dude flipped **** and waxed a pussy

+11

#6 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

****** magdumped too, not a controlled single shot, he ******* blazed glorious 1911 lead on that cat until he was clicking on empty.

#17 to #6 - makethingsworse (10/09/2015) [-]

How ******* upset could you possibly be that you didn't realize you were reducing a cat to essentially what probably looked like furry mashed potatoes?

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#12 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

"guns are not the problem, everyone with gun discipline can own a gun"
I hope told the cops he shot the kitty in self-defence :^)

-u.s.a - /k/

#18 - akulakhan ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

Yep, this is /k/ at its finest.

#49 - IamPinhead (10/09/2015) [-]

This isn't failing to show trigger discipline, this is ******* trigger discipline and wiping your cock on its grandmother's grave.

#59 to #49 - tenaciouslee (10/10/2015) [-]

>"This is ******* trigger discipline and wiping your cock on it's grandmother's grave."

Oh, **** , that got me good.

#19 - lucariopwnz (10/09/2015) [-]

Do people actually believe this?! Like really? I understand the user base of this site isn't the brightest but come on

#58 to #19 - tenaciouslee (10/10/2015) [-]

It's funnier to think that some crazy bastard magdumped a 1911 into some cat.

It could've only been more American if the cat was dressed up in a Nazi uniform.

#28 to #19 - edgecutter (10/09/2015) [-]

It's a matter of what is more fun.
This isn't a life or death situation for anyone. Except for the alleged cat
If we believe, and it turns out to be fake, so what?
It's more fun to believe. And if it's not true, then whatever. It doesn't matter.

#29 to #28 - lucariopwnz (10/09/2015) [-]

Oh i know and either way its a hilarious story, that said i find it amusing how on any other 4chan story the comments are filled with " **** that never happened for $400" and then because this one has to do with guns, every comment is "this is why guns are bad hurr hurr hurr."

#53 to #29 - drachma ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

There's a difference between a follower/note starved tumblr trying to get attention and e-fame and an anon from /k/ telling a cool story.

The guy on 4chan gains no fame, makes people laugh, and moves on. There's nothing to gain from calling ******** on something everyone knows is ******** on 4chan.

They even have a banner telling you that everything is made up.

#68 to #53 - lucariopwnz (10/10/2015) [-]

yea but bull **** is called on like every other 4chan story too lol not just on tumblr stories

#52 to #29 - notenoughtortillas (10/09/2015) [-]

so when ******** is called for 400$, it is usually when someone tells a story that makes them look really cool or whatever to gain internet pussy or whatever. If someone tells a fake story where the obvious purpose is to make them out to be a cool person or push social agenda like other gay **** tumblr does, they are a faggot. If they tell a fake story to make other people laugh, then it's all good

#16 - kiaserzerg (10/09/2015) [-]

**** YEA!!

#25 - jamesthebos ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]

>last week
>it's been two hours
Wat

#60 to #25 - evictedone ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]

It mentions the bitch calling the cops on his brother last week. OP mentions "anyway, today", meaning that there was a transition involved. One did not lead immediately to the other. Hope this helps.

#27 to #25 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

#36 to #25 - thememevaluator (10/09/2015) [-]

"So anyway, today, i was angry because of reasons i won't explain, so i went to my car to get something something something..."

***** , do u even read.

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#22 - thismustbeseen (10/09/2015) [-]

Uhhh... the girl's mom shoved the guy, ie, physically assaulted him, on his own property, right? He was getting in his car, and he was armed.

Depending on the state (right?), couldn't he have legally "stood his ground" and killed her right there? It seems like murder would be the preferred course of action, because the guy had to to do some other location to kill the cat, which wasn't a part of this.

#23 to #22 - thismustbeseen (10/09/2015) [-]

to go to*

#63 to #22 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]

You realize any old assault isn't justification to shoot someone to death right?
It needs to be reasonable force.
Shooting someone to death because they shoved you is not reasonable force.

#66 to #22 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]

Not a single state would protect him in the court of law.

There was no suspicion to believe that his life was in any danger and he would have been tried for the homicide of a woman for whom as much merely shoved him.

It's excessive force and he would be tried and convicted for most likely voluntary manslaughter, among several other convictions they can pin on him involving the weapon.