Justice. Nicht mein.. when at teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you t',' it right. What I do in my classes -Look at paper and memorize next 5 answers -Put my head down -Wait for teacher to call on me -Say right answer without bringing my head
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#10 - acidreign (11/02/2013) [-]
>be me, 12th grade    
>in physics class with substitute teacher    
>knows nothing of physics and is going by notes teacher left    
>at desk, looking down, picking at scab on my thumb    
>teacher calls on me to answer question about what she just talked about, smirking    
>give answer    
>"nope thats wrong, maybe you shouldn't be texting in class"    
>Turns out normal teacher made mistake in his notes    
>explain why i'm right, tell her i'm not texting, show her thumb    
>students back me up    
>teacher realizes what has happened    
>mfw
>be me, 12th grade
>in physics class with substitute teacher
>knows nothing of physics and is going by notes teacher left
>at desk, looking down, picking at scab on my thumb
>teacher calls on me to answer question about what she just talked about, smirking
>give answer
>"nope thats wrong, maybe you shouldn't be texting in class"
>Turns out normal teacher made mistake in his notes
>explain why i'm right, tell her i'm not texting, show her thumb
>students back me up
>teacher realizes what has happened
>mfw
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#70 to #10 - atomicman (11/02/2013) [-]
yfw
yfw
#71 to #10 - gearrader (11/02/2013) [-]
i wasn´t logged in until now and now i see that the word "class" was censored, why ?
User avatar #75 to #71 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Cl-ass. That's why
User avatar #106 to #71 - teleport (11/02/2013) [-]
actually for me the word "with" was censored, like wtf?
User avatar #73 to #71 - acidreign (11/02/2013) [-]
Admin's filters work as such: If it contains a bad word, it is a bad word.
#16 - thechosentroll (11/02/2013) [-]
I tend to scribble **** in my notebooks a lot, which makes it look like I'm not paying attention. Little do the teachers know that I hear every word they say. Every time they ask me a question, because they thought I wasn't paying attention, I answer it correctly without even raising my head. I just keep drawing while talking. Pisses them off so much.
User avatar #35 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
What I do in my classes

-Look at paper and memorize next 5 answers
-Put my head down
-Wait for teacher to call on me
-Say right answer without bringing my head up.

Gets them mad every time.
User avatar #41 to #35 - megpoidgumibear (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh, you're not the only one.
#47 to #41 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
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Never said I was.
#48 to #47 - megpoidgumibear (11/02/2013) [-]
and that matters?
and that matters?
#49 to #48 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
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Never said it did.
#50 to #49 - megpoidgumibear (11/02/2013) [-]
OF COURSE NOT
User avatar #69 to #35 - nayytayisgod (11/02/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am the teacher
User avatar #79 to #69 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
Hey Mr. Romano!
#86 to #79 - nayytayisgod (11/02/2013) [-]
You fail
You fail
User avatar #8 - neonnurse (11/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only one here who doesn't get called on most of the time because your the only one who actually knows the answer?
User avatar #72 - marinepenguin (11/02/2013) [-]
That's the reason my US History teacher hated me. I'd have my head down (I listened still, just was tired) and he assumed I'd be sleeping, which makes sense, and so he'd call on me. I'd always hear him, answer the question correctly, then plop my head back onto my desk. He did this nearly every day throughout the semester, and never learned. Gave me an F on a paper for the simple reason that I forgot to put quotes around a single citation on accident and tried to kick me out for plagarism, while other students I saw personally copy paste their whole papers without a single question from him.
User avatar #74 to #72 - quotes (11/02/2013) [-]
that sucks man i never did much work barly listened kept my head down read or messed around but my teachers all loved me
they didnt care as long as i passed and was learning

tough luck getting that meany
he jsut cant appricate a good marine penguin
#85 - acertainsomeone (11/02/2013) [-]
>senior year of high school
>English class
>learning Shakespeare (like the 5th class I've had of it)
>always sleep
>teacher would always make my friend wake me up to answer her questions
>always got them right
>she always raged, but never learned
>mfw
#88 to #85 - ifuckedadaliarose (11/02/2013) [-]
English Literature is the bane of my existence. The fact that it's compulsory is something I will never be able to understand - I can understand why English Language is necessary but I can't fathom the need for someone mathematically-oriented like me to know how to find and analyse the difference between Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and Romeo and Juliet.

Moreover, poems. That is all.
User avatar #92 to #88 - fgtometer (11/02/2013) [-]
Being able to judge a piece of writing, and construct a readable argument, are both very useful even in technical disciplines.
#2 - icametochewgum (11/02/2013) [-]
And then there's the follow up question
And then there's the follow up question
User avatar #3 - thenewgizmobox (11/02/2013) [-]
i hate when teachers do this, i mean, you know i don't know, why the **** do you have to make it so embarrassing?
#63 to #3 - John Cena (11/02/2013) [-]
I understand if your trying to get me to pay attention, but when you call on me and I dont know the answer, and then dont try to help me understand it, your a dick teacher.
******* highschool
User avatar #12 to #3 - punnyjunky ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
To embarrass you into listening after you get the answer wrong and look like an idiot in front of the class. At least, for the next few minutes.
#62 to #3 - fractalius (11/02/2013) [-]
Teachers get judged based on test scores. If you're not paying attention you're not learning. They do that so you learn to pay attention and ******* learn
#4 to #3 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
how can you know that they know that you dont know?
User avatar #7 to #4 - thenewgizmobox (11/02/2013) [-]
because as the school year progresses they get to know what you're good at and what you aren't. And when a question like that comes up that you just don't know you can just see the look in their eyes.
User avatar #29 to #4 - huszti (11/02/2013) [-]
****** , teachers arent stupid. they notice when you're not listening.
User avatar #34 to #4 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
You're just trying to be difficult and a smart ass.

It is very obvious when a teacher knows that you don't know.
#36 to #34 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
NO MIKE, GO BACK TO BEING BANNED
#37 to #36 - nippuhl (11/02/2013) [-]
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NO!
#94 to #4 - iamjustheretoroll (11/02/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at My first gif ** they're educated in knowing that you don't know what you're supposed to know
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at My first gif ** they're educated in knowing that you don't know what you're supposed to know
User avatar #78 to #4 - jtastic (11/02/2013) [-]
Because he's talking to his friend about some bitch he wish he ****** , not the chemical formula for hydrochloric acid
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User avatar #55 to #54 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
read VVV
tl;dr: it doesnt mean you dont know the answer if you dont have your hand in the air. lots of people are too lazy.
User avatar #56 to #55 - hairbrush (11/02/2013) [-]
still means you dont want to answer
User avatar #17 to #4 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
because i CLEARLY don't have my hand up, showing that i know the answer.

User avatar #18 to #17 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
Just because you dont have your hand up doesnt mean you dont know the answer
User avatar #19 to #18 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
but it means that i'm willing to say the answer.

and if there's 3 people having their hands up, it clearly means that he should prioritize picking them instead of me, because they clearly know the answer, and they're clearly willing to show it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
it means you MIGHT not know the answer. so they cant KNOW it. case closed
User avatar #21 to #20 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
but hoooooly **** , why would they prioritize someone who might not know the answer instead of someone who clearly does?
#38 to #21 - dontread (11/02/2013) [-]
because then you'd never be one of the people raising you their hand if you werent being challenged
User avatar #22 to #21 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
because the teacher KNOWS the people with their hands up KNOWS the answer. If they only pick those, people would never fear getting picked at random, decreasing their incentive to work. praise jesus
User avatar #23 to #22 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
so you're saying it makes sense to just take a gamble and hope somebody who clearly doesn't show they know the answer, instead of those who have done the work, so they can show what they've done to the class?
User avatar #24 to #23 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I am saying that the teacher should ocasionally pick the students who rarely/never shows their hands. lots of them knows the answer and are just too lazy to show their hands, like me. The students who has done their work shows they have done it by raising their hands, and the teacher will notice this.
User avatar #25 to #24 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
so say i've been doing some work, but i can tell it's clearly wrong. the teacher picks me, but since i didn't understand it, i can't explain what i've done.

what now?
User avatar #26 to #25 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
you say you DONT KNOW. if you dont know the answer you should have done a better job. it is only your own fault. If you want the teacher to know that you did actually work on it, you can tell the teacher that.
what if it was a test? should the teacher only give out tests to the students who has worked?
User avatar #27 to #26 - bjornkrage (11/02/2013) [-]
back to ******* square one. why ask me if i don't know? i don't know about you, but unless we know, we don't raise our hands.
User avatar #28 to #27 - tallybanned (11/02/2013) [-]
back to square two. the teacher cant KNOW that you dont know. Most of the time a teacher asks a question only 3-4 people take their hands up. It doesnt mean the rest of the class doesnt know the answer.
If the teacher only asked people with their hands up, the students can just skip all their reading-homework, and just keep their hands down and never get called out on it. Its about giving the students INCENTIVE to work
#99 - drpdwn ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
That breaks a teacher's achey breaky heart
That breaks a teacher's achey breaky heart
User avatar #97 - whypop (11/02/2013) [-]
Just like when you have your head down and they call on you thinking you're sleeping to catch you off guard and you answer immediately and correctly.
User avatar #96 - vatra (11/02/2013) [-]
I was that asshole that stared out the window with my head down, then when asked questions, answered without looking up. Most teachers left me alone after five or so questions.
#104 to #96 - schizoidfreak (11/02/2013) [-]
MFW I did this to my 10th Grade honors english teacher...complete bitch to me because i was the only black man in class...freaked her out that i knew more about what she taught then she did...
#65 - sweetellie (11/02/2013) [-]
One of my teachers seems to think I'm the smartest person in the class so he just always asks me questions.. I don't know where he got that idea, because most of the time I have no idea what he's talking about.
One of my teachers seems to think I'm the smartest person in the class so he just always asks me questions.. I don't know where he got that idea, because most of the time I have no idea what he's talking about.
#43 - oodlesandoodles (11/02/2013) [-]
It's even better when it's a math question and you get it right by shouting out a random number
It's even better when it's a math question and you get it right by shouting out a random number
#89 to #43 - projecthelios (11/02/2013) [-]
And then they'll ask how you got that answer....   
MFW...
And then they'll ask how you got that answer....
MFW...
#39 - motormaniac (11/02/2013) [-]
MFW I'm called on and I don't know what she even said
#5 - applescryatnight (11/02/2013) [-]
ive figured most of my teachers out this year.
they have certain things that make them call on you, and its pretty easy to manipulate after a while

-teacher 1: DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCES COME LATE. SHE LOCKS THE DOORS AT 7AM. DO NOT SPEAK TO THIS HELLHOUND. NO EYECONTACT. HOLY ******* **** I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. other than that, if you follow all those rules and never talk, you wont be targeted.
-teacher 2: dont make eyecontact and dont talk when she is looking in your direction. she wont ever call on you. never bring up feminism or god help you. she is an actor who played lysistrata as some sort of dominatrix with a cactus up her snatch.
-teacher 3: sets his class up in groups. all people need to participate. only way to save yourself from work is being as mindnumbingly boring as possible and keeping to yourself. fun teacher. will frequently call on you if you have the slightest interesting thing to say. very easy to distract. just start with something related and keep going till you are talking about how you hate a food that he likes. will save you from any work for 15 minutes. (he likes avacados and apples. i tried to make the case that both watermelons and oranges are superior to apples, but he wont have any of that **** in his class.)
-teacher 4: just do your work and dont kill anyone with the powertools in the room. and dont use the drill that looks like an smg. its insanely fun to use, but will get you in trouble. teacher is quiet. he was in the army. cool guy, just dont piss him off.
#67 to #5 - John Cena (11/02/2013) [-]
no one gives a ****
#98 - brotherhood (11/02/2013) [-]
mfw I use my math class as nap time then my teacher's all like you're not gonna pass the test and I make a better grade than everyone else
mfw I use my math class as nap time then my teacher's all like you're not gonna pass the test and I make a better grade than everyone else
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#1 - megpoidgumibear (11/01/2013) [-]
< when you don't know it
< when you don't know it
#6 - Kotch (11/02/2013) [-]
Is that Billy Ray Cyrus?
User avatar #11 to #6 - AvatarAirBender (11/02/2013) [-]
It is.
User avatar #15 to #6 - respectyourmom (11/02/2013) [-]
yea so now the question becomes WHY is that brc?
User avatar #13 to #6 - jalthelas (11/02/2013) [-]
Do you have to ask if you can clearly tell?
#58 to #13 - caplocker (11/02/2013) [-]
Because he also looks like George Michael, who might I add is almost as much as a faggot as you are.
#87 - John Cena (11/02/2013) [-]
When I was in school the teachers would purposly ask the dumb kids easy questions and the smart kids hard ones. Never thought that was right. I'l always burt out the answer when some dumb kids couldn't answer a question while adding a comment about how easy the question was. Wanted to make sure they were aware of how dumb they were.
User avatar #91 to #87 - fgtometer (11/02/2013) [-]
You're a dick!
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