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Just wanted pizza

I Anonymous (/ ) 2321 No/ Replies: ::cra( ::c/ MYW_ 80449.
grinning public game at university
delayers shew up early
pput in pizza
zpizza eames when other players are arriving near game start
splash guy delivers. asks ' IE ofthe players entering if he' s anen
dplayer tells him to **** off' dirty *******
zpizza him to calm his tits. hands me the pizza
pizza gusto learn his place and then tries to shove him
zpizza guy slaps his hands away and punches player right in the face
dplayer starts crying. starts going fer his car. threatening to sheet him
ewe all think he' s full of **** . chick nearby starts calling the eeps
ddude starts waving a gun around. get ) m? inside and deer
scamp's security shows up and tazes the guy
seeps eema. arrest dude
splash guy asked what we were doing. told him DNC)
Haw" **** man I we that game"
him to join anytime
FTFW he' s been playing with me and a few others fer about forebears new
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that ****** story tho
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#1 - kristovsky (08/04/2014) [-]
Everythin turned out coo', nice man
#6 to #1 - hudge (08/05/2014) [-]
It was a most enjoyable story.
#5 - spidurman (08/05/2014) [-]
that player was an asshole just like this guy
#45 to #5 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user nickypickle ** that player was an asshole just like this guy
User avatar #64 to #45 - nickypickle ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
#48 to #11 - destroyerofcheese (08/05/2014) [-]
Season 1, Episode 5: Pizza Delivery.   
   
Only spongebob pic I got
Season 1, Episode 5: Pizza Delivery.

Only spongebob pic I got
User avatar #30 - Maroon ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Someone forgot they weren't on the internet
#10 - thewiseass (08/05/2014) [-]
Not only did the dm get a great player to join his games, he managed to lose a That Guy.
#7 - seniorawesomesauce (08/05/2014) [-]
Honestly there's something about a Black guy saying "Oh **** I love DnD" after being punched in the face by a racist that warms my heart.
User avatar #60 to #7 - lunarmage (08/05/2014) [-]
This is becoming a rainbow of coloured text with the other replies
User avatar #29 to #7 - EdwardNigma (08/05/2014) [-]
It was the black guy that punched the racist.
10/10 would play games with.
User avatar #9 to #7 - tiles ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, I think the black guy actually punched the racist swine in the face, and not the other way around.
But yeah. That's pretty awesome.
User avatar #28 - anonymoose ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Everyone bitches about the stupid replies left on tumblr, but they're just as common on 4chan/
User avatar #4 - thebellboy (08/05/2014) [-]
This guy and I were playing chess at school when i was in 7th grade i didnt really like him he was kind of annoying. Well he started talking **** cuz i beat him so i punched him in the face, he started crying so i didnt take it any further. The teacher took us in the hall and asked "Did you punch him?" me "no mam" ( i new being polite is the best way to get out of trouble.) after that we started getting along better and now we are best friends.
User avatar #8 to #4 - apurpleliger (08/05/2014) [-]
Surprisingly, this isn't the first story I've heard about a fight breaking out over chess.
#32 to #8 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2014) [-]
Chess is a real mans game
#36 - racrox (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna get into gun regulations argument, but people who are that blatantly and violently racist or hateful shouldn't be allowed to carry any firearm.

Yeah I know this is only one situation as an example, but I've seen stories like this all the time about the U.S.
#39 to #36 - penileburglar (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, we should just test them for blatant racism before we give them a gun.   
   
 That was sarcasm, since FJ seems to be pretty bad at recognizing it today.
Yeah, we should just test them for blatant racism before we give them a gun.

That was sarcasm, since FJ seems to be pretty bad at recognizing it today.
#47 to #39 - racrox (08/05/2014) [-]
Without any provocation he openly displayed blatant racism, I figure even idiots can pick up on that.
User avatar #49 to #47 - penileburglar (08/05/2014) [-]
Yes, because I'm sure he walked into the gun store and said 'Yeah I hate them ******* , also I need a colt .45 please.'
#51 to #49 - racrox (08/05/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're done here...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're done here...
#56 - agreatusername (08/05/2014) [-]
So, what im getting here...   
Is that the white guy was a 			******		?   
And the black guy was a pretty cool dude.   
Nice.
So, what im getting here...
Is that the white guy was a ****** ?
And the black guy was a pretty cool dude.
Nice.
#26 - philosophyxplain (08/05/2014) [-]
Didn't happen tho. Nobody immediatly flies into full-on racist hate mode against a delivery guy like that.
#33 to #26 - daemascus (08/05/2014) [-]
dude if this was a public dnd I wouldn't be surprised. Think of the greesy ***** you saw at Schindlers when you went to YugIOh tournements
#61 to #33 - philosophyxplain (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno man. The rare kind of people who both believe in racist bs and want to say it tooblack people, will often will be too beta to do it. Especially if they're DnD players.
#65 to #61 - daemascus (08/05/2014) [-]
My guess is he was trying to impress the kind of people you just described.
I once had a coworker who called a birthday party of blacks a "Pack of ****** Apes" to their face because he thought it would impress my boss who is a beta racist.
#66 to #65 - philosophyxplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I've never heard **** like that before.

Though I'm now convinced those people exist, it being a greentext still makes me believe this particular story is fake.
#2 - doctorproctor (08/04/2014) [-]
**doctorproctor rolled image** mfw happy ending
#43 - joshthepoet (08/05/2014) [-]
That last comment is severely unnecessary. Does anyone else get really pissed off by the unnecessary "tho"?
That last comment is severely unnecessary. Does anyone else get really pissed off by the unnecessary "tho"?
User avatar #46 to #43 - dorfdorfdorf (08/05/2014) [-]
not rly

freeshrugs.jpg
#50 to #46 - macbookfan (08/05/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #52 to #43 - warrenzthehero (08/05/2014) [-]
Is it the spelling that's throwing you or just the fact that it exists?
User avatar #55 to #52 - joshthepoet (08/05/2014) [-]
everything about it. I just don't understand why it's necessary for that to be in there.
User avatar #57 to #43 - stupidffff (08/05/2014) [-]
This comment tho
User avatar #59 to #43 - whycanticaps (08/05/2014) [-]
that rage tho
User avatar #37 - privatepumpanickel (08/05/2014) [-]
I need educating on the gun regulations as i'm not American...
I mean, do they not do phycological screenings before giving someone the official papers and **** to carry a gun?
If they don't then shouldnt it be obvious that they do?
You can't give a mentall unstable person a gun, if I was American I wouldnt blame them if they wouldnt allow me personally to have a gun due to my mental unstability and anger issues...
User avatar #38 to #37 - privatepumpanickel (08/05/2014) [-]
psychological* I mean
User avatar #40 to #37 - nathiuz (08/05/2014) [-]
Papers? In my state of Arizona, we don't have papers. You can get a Concealed Carry Weapon permit if you really want to.

They're not required, though.

If you purchase a firearm from a licensed dealer, you are required to get clearance from NICS (National Instant Criminal Background Check System), which is a short phonecall.
User avatar #41 to #40 - privatepumpanickel (08/05/2014) [-]
and that's why people get so butthurt about the legalization of guns over there. It should not be that easy. There should be crime checks, mental health checks, etc.
I dont know if it surprises me that American states could be that stupid. So leniant with gun law yet stamp down on everything else.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nathiuz (08/05/2014) [-]
NICS covers crime and mental health. If you have issues that have been diagnosed, they are flagged by NICS when purchasing.

"It should not be that easy."
It was meant to be easy. If you buy a firearm from an individual as part of a private sale, no check is needed.
User avatar #44 to #42 - privatepumpanickel (08/05/2014) [-]
If you had mentioned the fact that they get flagged in the first place I wouldn't have said it was easy. That was my query, to see if they had any precautions in place for people who may be less responsible with a firearm. It only required a simple answer.
User avatar #54 to #44 - warrenzthehero (08/05/2014) [-]
No it's still ******* easy. The problem with NICS is that the people behind are apathetic, or stupid. Those "background checks" really only cover crime. If you've had a serious ******* mental breakdown and have been institutionalized or something they might tell the gun dealer.

Also, since everyone and their mother can pass a NICS background check, the people who don't can just steal guns from their mothers.
User avatar #67 to #54 - privatepumpanickel (08/10/2014) [-]
wow. I don't really know what to say about how outwardly crazy that is.
User avatar #27 - sinonyx (08/05/2014) [-]
>chick nearby starts calling cops
>chick

lawl
#12 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
what? nobody cheered for the black guy? did he pass out $100 bills to everyone later? was the black guy's name at least albert einstein?
what? nobody cheered for the black guy? did he pass out $100 bills to everyone later? was the black guy's name at least albert einstein?
User avatar #35 to #12 - dsgbiohazard (08/05/2014) [-]
Cerberus Master Race
#63 to #12 - philosophyxplain (08/05/2014) [-]
Don't mind the others dude, this story is obviously fake. No, there's no way to prove it ofcourse, but come on man. Nobody immediatly starts shouting racist stuff towards black guys like that.

Also, atleast 95% of greentext stories are fake.
User avatar #13 to #12 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
A lot of the details are too stupid for it to likely be fake. If it was fake, there'd be a reason for the guy being such a cunt to the black guy.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
it's ******* fake
User avatar #15 to #14 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
That's unprovable.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
it's as provable as the holocaust
User avatar #17 to #16 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
No it's not. Even looking at the holocaust and giving a number value to every piece of evidence, from lowest for circumstantial and highest for hard evidence, the numbers in favor of the holocaust's legitimacy would vastly outnumber the value of this post's falsehood.

You can no more prove this is real than I can prove it's not. Just because you don't have any interesting stories doesn't mean nobody else has interesting stories, and I don't find it unlikely that someone with a good story wouldn't post it on the internet sometime, you jaded **** .
User avatar #19 to #17 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
better yet there's a mole on my ass that looks exactly like your face
now that's an interesting story. and it's as provable as this one
User avatar #21 to #19 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
It's infinitely less likely, so it's safe to say that's untrue.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
it's just as likely as this story
User avatar #23 to #22 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
So the odds that someone had a gun situation happen and then befriended the victim - anyone in the world - and then they uploaded the story onto the internet is JUST AS LIKELY as you getting in an argument with me about the likelihood of stories on the internet, and you just so happen to have a mole on your ass that looks like my face - and not only that, but you know that it looks like my face.
User avatar #24 to #23 - tehlulzbringer (08/05/2014) [-]
that's right
just because it doesn't make you feel warm and fuzzy in some sick twisted way doesn't mean it's less likely
User avatar #25 to #24 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
The reason it's less likely is the amount of unlikely variables in the situation, not how I feel about it.
#34 to #19 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
You, sir, are a mole one the ass of the internet.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - demandsgayversion (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm not an expert on the holocaust, but there are definitely some old people still alive who lived through it, there's videos and documents from the time attesting to the fact, and probably a lot of mass graves.
#62 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
Whats DND?
User avatar #58 - deltagaming (08/05/2014) [-]
Im so confused
User avatar #3 - cdsams (08/04/2014) [-]
I've gotten into fights with people who eventually become my friends.
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