Just got dumped, need a little lift. So my gf of 6 months just broke up with me, over text, on finals week. Yeah... life sucks right now..... They're actual job. forever alone
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#19 - streaker (12/11/2013) [-]
They're actual job.
#21 to #19 - alekshm (12/11/2013) [-]
They really are
User avatar #24 to #19 - soontobefamous (12/11/2013) [-]
their?
User avatar #1 - westonbeast (12/10/2013) [-]
So did they move the plane?
User avatar #2 to #1 - multus (12/10/2013) [-]
Because People Mcnugget power.
User avatar #3 to #1 - capslockftw (12/10/2013) [-]
no, our galaxy was shifted away from the trajectory of a black hole
User avatar #4 to #3 - westonbeast (12/10/2013) [-]
That makes a lot more sense.
User avatar #8 to #1 - BILLYBAM (12/11/2013) [-]
this is from a tv show where they faced off animals and people the midgets were going up against 3 elephants good times
User avatar #25 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
My girlfriend of 2 1/2 years dumped me last month over a text, we lived together for a year and a half, my first serious relationship ever, fell completely in love with her...
I found out Monday she already has a new boyfriend, and it's the dude that's been trying to break us up since day one...
I still don't know what to do with myself..
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckyourtoast (12/11/2013) [-]
what you do is
get the **** over it she was a weak whore
and shoot the dude in the dick for breaking bro code
User avatar #27 to #26 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
I wish it was that easy. Lol. Unfortunately, I'm an emotional beta and I was too reliant on her always being there. I don't have any friends anymore to help distract me.
And believe me, I wish I could do a lot worse than that to him for helping break my heart this hard.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckyourtoast (12/11/2013) [-]
>man up
>make something of yourself
>get ripped
>work hard in school
>get a nice ass job
>pull up to their crackhouse in a new 1200whp GTR
>make that bitch regret leaving you
>get your bodyguard, Sergei, to beat the dudes ass so you don't damage your Gucci outfit
>do a sick-ass burnout before leaving
>take Sergei on a date to McDonalds located inside your big ass house with a playpen for adults
User avatar #29 to #28 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah...
Let me get right on that...
User avatar #30 to #29 - fuckyourtoast (12/11/2013) [-]
okay fine then
don't have a mcdonalds playpen inside your house
keep crying over a slut that never loved you
User avatar #31 to #30 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
Firstly, I would choose Burger King, I'm not a filthy casual.
Secondly, it's more realistic my way.
#32 to #31 - fuckyourtoast (12/11/2013) [-]
>burger king
User avatar #33 to #32 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
Burger King has the Quad Stacker, which is made from the cow that Zeus ****** .

But I will admit the fries from McD are better.
User avatar #42 to #25 - amonahan (12/11/2013) [-]
Well my gf of 7 months and I are having a conversation about our relationship today (fairly confident she wants to end it). I'm going to tell her everything I can to try to mend things. oh and this is my 3rd serious relationship where I fell in love and have been heartbroken. Trust me when I say this. The pain is always the same, but the more heartbreaks the quicker you are to move on.
User avatar #48 to #42 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
Well this is going to take me awhile. I'm fairly certain once I get another girl that I can get close with, not necessarily hook up with, that it'll make it easier. The worst part is that I'm all alone, and I have no real friends I can confide in.
User avatar #50 to #48 - amonahan (12/11/2013) [-]
Hey. My skype is arvids.monahan. My cell phone number is 250 300 9913 (text me since theyre free for me). U want a friend to confide in? U want someone to be your friend? I'm volunteering.
User avatar #55 to #50 - dovydude (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm honestly speechless. That's honestly the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. And I wish I was kidding about that.
User avatar #56 to #55 - amonahan (12/11/2013) [-]
message me. we can play LoL. we can just talk. w/e u want man. oh and yeah my gf and I ARE broken up as of now. Seems like i need a friend as well
#54 to #50 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
lol, pathetic
#11 - stevecons (12/11/2013) [-]
her face
User avatar #7 - flixoe (12/11/2013) [-]
Dude, over text is the most cowardly. You don't want someone who breaks up with you like that.
#44 - drhoffable (12/11/2013) [-]
rather get dumped by someone then dumped on by someone.

you gotta look at it on the bright side.
#5 - doddythechef (12/10/2013) [-]
cheer up buddy, you ace your finals and tell your ex to **** herself
after that head to local bar, party it up hit on and girl that moves, get laid/ thrown out have a good night out
User avatar #47 - uhidk (12/11/2013) [-]
oh boo hoo.
User avatar #43 - clechyl (12/11/2013) [-]
Midgets did 9/11.
#39 - Jesusnipples (12/11/2013) [-]
Your girlfriend of six months? That sucks and all, but that's really not that bad. I just lost my girlfriend of three years in September. I think you'll be fine, as long as you stare at this gif of a duck for a solid twelve seconds
Your girlfriend of six months? That sucks and all, but that's really not that bad. I just lost my girlfriend of three years in September. I think you'll be fine, as long as you stare at this gif of a duck for a solid twelve seconds
User avatar #9 - fortehlulzing (12/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else notice the one regular sized dude? Also, schmidtycent. Just thought I'd mention you.
#34 - MountainDewMe (12/11/2013) [-]
My girl of three years told me she suddenly didn't love me and wasn't looking for a relationship with guys. Now a week later she's with another guy. I'm in the same boat as you OP. Take a kitten to help you feel better.
User avatar #53 - toamax (12/11/2013) [-]
A Pep Talk from Kid President to You
Hope it helps
User avatar #52 - ihearcolors (12/11/2013) [-]
What Santas workers do for the rest of the year.
User avatar #51 - kalima (12/11/2013) [-]
If the above picture didnt make you cheer up a little, with such a gorgeous pun attached, then I dont know how to help.
User avatar #46 - fxuredfoxx (12/11/2013) [-]
And then enters me, wife left me got the house dog and was with a new dude within a week, my revenge is slow but i wouldn't want to wound what i can kill mwahaha but all seriousness that's true happened roughly three months ago and the mess it makes of your life is almost unbearable .
#45 - fbiagent (12/11/2013) [-]
6 months? ***** dont be such a little bitch

my gf of 4 years 10 months and i just broke up, you dont know ****
User avatar #49 to #45 - randomserb (12/11/2013) [-]
***** happiness is relative.
User avatar #41 - anoyingmos (12/11/2013) [-]
Don't call her. Wait untill next time you meet and talk to her in person.
#40 - kofola (12/11/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
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